Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

Since his friend picked up a fairy, Qian Duoduo's life has become colorful.Setting up a fortune-telling stall under the overpass will only be chased by the urban management, but being He Qiyi's partner will be chased by He Yan!

Neither makes money.There will be a few months of bad luck in the future.

Qian Duoduo carefully held his broken heart, feeling sad.

As the saying goes, what can't be broken can't be built. After escaping from the high-end restaurant, Qian Duoduo learned from the painful experience and firmly believed that this was a hint from heaven to him.He can no longer stand still, to make a change!

So - [Qian Duoduo]: Master, is there still a shortage of manpower? ——Well, going home and inheriting the property is indeed a good choice.

Qian Duoduo, the second generation of Xuan, sighed, and picked up the lump of coal squatting in the corner: "Go, uncle will take you to see the mountains."

Coal looked at Qian Duoduo with a look of disdain, kicked his legs, and lay down again, letting Qian Duoduo scratch his chin and rub his back.

Guanling Taoist Temple is located in the deep mountains and old forests on the outskirts of Rongcheng. It was built on the mountainside and surrounded by clouds and mists.Such an excellent location made all the Guanling Taoist disciples complain.

The traffic is too underdeveloped. To go home, I have to transfer to three buses, two buses, and finally transfer to a van in the village to reach the foot of the mountain.Then... climb up the mountain.

What, can't Taoist priests all fly?No, it's not a sword cultivator, even if it has a magic weapon that can fly, it will be controlled by aviation.Anyone who does not open the barrier and flies around will be fined, and there are only a few air routes issued by the association.If you want to fly to Guanling Taoist Temple, please take a bus and go to the uninhabited take-off point on the other side of the city before starting the magic weapon.

What, can't it shrink to an inch?Shrinking the ground into an inch is not everyone's skill!Today, when the aura is thin, even if Xue Mao shrinks to an inch, he can only run more than ten kilometers.A person who flashes halfway out of nowhere and appears on the street will not only cause panic but also get numerous tickets.

Therefore, for the majority of metaphysicians, technology is the only "magic" that can save lives.

Brothers with a little savings can take a taxi for a few hundred yuan to the gate of the township. At most, they will suffer a little while riding in a van.There is no asphalt road in the village, it is full of potholes, and the van is like a small roller coaster.After this period, you can open the formation and directly enter the Taoist temple.

It's a pity that Qian Duoduo is the one who has no savings.Even if there was, he would not dare to take a taxi.

He Yan's misfortune appeared in all directions, and it was impossible to guard against.However, the wealth fortune with a lot of money is sluggish and particularly targeted.As long as he takes a taxi, the car will definitely encounter a heavy traffic jam on the way, or the car will break down, the driver will suddenly fall ill, encounter accidents such as Pangci, and so on.

You can spend money to eliminate disasters, but if you have a lot of money and no money, you can only choose a safer way.The bus will not be the only one who blackmails Pengci, right?Wouldn't it be impossible to get stuck in a traffic jam for several hours and then lead to a sharp increase in the taxi fare?

Adversity makes people grow up, disaster makes people wise.That's a lot of money.Qian Duoduo is an experienced expert on how to avoid wasting money.As for the money that was trapped in the ghost market... Well, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the past.

Qian Duoduo carried his belongings on his back, wrapped his clothes in coal and got on the bus, heaving a sigh of relief.

Coal has a particularly violent temper today, and he refused to enter the cage, and gave him a paw dismissively.Qian Duoduo had no choice but to find a piece of clothing to cover the cat, and stuffed it into a paper bag.He talked to Coal for half an hour, asking a cat to lie still, not showing its head or making a fuss seems a bit too much...

Not to mention, Qian Duoduo glanced at the lump of coal nestled in a paper bag like an uncle, how can a normal cat understand human language!

At this point, Qian Duoduo got on the bus nervously and took two buses. The coal was very quiet and nothing happened.The more money you have, the more you can rest assured.At this time, the phone rang several times.

[He Qiyi]: Older baby, what do you mean?

[Qian Duoduo]: Are you still alive?

He Qiyi in the taxi looked at He Yan, who was resting by the glass window and half-closed his eyes, and replied.

【He Qiyi】: He is too tired, he is sleeping.

[Qian Duoduo]: ... What are you doing! ?

[He Qiyi]: What?

[He Qiyi]: Tired of dealing with old classmates, so I must be tired.

Qian Duoduo rubbed his forehead deeply in front of the phone screen, feeling embarrassed and ashamed.He is obviously a Taoist priest, how could his thoughts be so dirty!

The coal in the paper bag seemed to be aware of it, and he poked his head out and looked at Qian Duoduo thoughtfully. He didn't seem to understand it, so he lay back and turned over, and then went to sleep.

[He Qiyi]: Answer the question, what does an older baby mean?

[Qian Duoduo]: Why are you so entangled in this all of a sudden... It's not because some audience said you are an older baby, hahahahahahaha.It's quite suitable for you!

[Qian Duoduo]: The meaning of an older baby is that he is disabled, just like a child.Considering your glorious history of frying pork ribs before, this title is very reliable!But your fans still dote on you, this word is not a derogatory term.You just take it as a pet name?

Qian Duoduo ruthlessly laughed at He Qiyi, and then ignored him.

In the taxi, the street scene flew by quickly. After He Qiyi got the answer, he stared at He Yan motionlessly.

When I met He Yan, a lot of things did happen between them, and the relationship entered step by step. In He Qi's eyes, the lines of cause and effect started by He Yan were entangled in his fingertips one by one, and some were slender. , some round.These causal lines start from an orderly mass of black luck, but have a beautiful golden color.

In addition, there are countless threads attached to He Yan's body, black and gold are intertwined, but they are all slender.This represents shallowness of cause and effect.

A soul entangled by bad luck, possessing hostility and kindness at the same time, neither resenting fate nor repaying grievances with kindness.He Qiyi has seen the souls of all kinds of people, including merciful monks, villains who do no evil, contradictory heroes, and resolute wise men.

The causal lines that wrap around the body are always chaotic, and the normal form is broken and unclear.

Such an orderly cause and effect can only be seen in the cultivators who are about to become immortals.

Immortal cultivators must cut off causal desires and ascend to heaven to become holy.There is a cause, and a result must be returned.There are too many worlds in the future, and it will be more dangerous to cross the catastrophe.

The karma of these people is often rare, and their luck is like a big tree standing in the desert.

And He Yan, like a cursed sculpture in the dark forest, is covered with prayer talismans, with evil thoughts and hope.Gold and black are intertwined and distinct, like a work of art.

very nice.

He Qiyi has never seen such a beautiful destiny.

He Qiyi somewhat understood the meaning of the word "older baby".Just like He Yan's soul, both good and evil thoughts exist.Having such a "pet name" does not seem to be a bad thing.The corner of He Qiyi's mouth raised inadvertently, and his mood was more cheerful than when he ascended.

Qian Duoduo and the mobile phone stared at Qian Duoduo, who hadn't achieved the effect, until the bus arrived.Standing on the loess road waiting for the tattered van.When he squeezed into the van with a bunch of blind dates dragging their luggage, the phone rang again.

Qian Duoduo sneered, hum, hurt your self-esteem!Let you be a fairy!

Pressing the call button, Qian Duoduo's ear was knocked out by a voice full of anger.

"Hongsheng!!! Something big happened! The enchantment that sealed the beast in the Taoist temple was broken, and the master passed out! Last time you came back to teach how to use artificial exhalation? Is it blowing mouth to mouth? !? Is one person enough? Brothers are competing for the chance to get the first kiss of the master!"

Qian Duoduo: "...you'll be so cool after you beat the master!!"

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He Yan was drowsy in the turbulence of the taxi, and the class reunion not only exhausted his strength, but even his spirit.

Not only did he watch the high-quality Mary Su drama, he was also forced to act as the heroine, and at the end he had to deal with the fairy who paid the bill with ancient coins, which was really wonderful.

It wasn't until the taxi turned into the theme street where the dessert shop was located that He Yan faintly woke up.There is no way, he still has to pay, and he never wants to see the precious Kaiyuan Tongbao again in this life!

He Qiyi withdrew his eyes just right, and followed He Yan to get off the car, obedient and winking the whole time, just half a step behind He Yan, admiring the treasure he found with impunity.

He Yan was still worrying about the immortal compulsory education plan. He helped him out by accident at the class reunion, but how happy do you think the people who were helped were?That's not true, but I really want to catch unreliable Taoist priests and gods and beat them up.

Maybe he has encountered too many bad things, which has pulled He Yan's tolerance straight up.Maybe it's because I'm in a good mood after a good night's sleep.In short, He Yan asked himself now, and he didn't seem to be particularly angry.

It is always warm to be cared about, especially for him.

The price of avoiding crowd socializing is that he has no deep friends, let alone a partner.Loneliness can be used anytime and anywhere, killing the will.When the loneliness reaches the extreme, the desire to live will be much lighter.

Although he has been flying around recently, but when He Yan thought about it, his first reaction was to laugh.

A wonderful life never brings a bad mood.

"Next time, let me know if you have any plans." He Yan said, "At least let the guests know and choose a less expensive place."

A high-end place to treat guests is the simplest and straightforward way to improve your style. My friend, how can you face your old classmates without spending money? ——by "Be the Ta of All the Eyes: Teach You How to Attract Attention at Parties"

He Qi recalled the content of the tweet, so he chose wisely not to tell He Yan, otherwise the little Taoist would not be able to dissolve the city center in the past six months.

He Qiyi replied: "Well, next time for sure."

"It's a good promise. A Taoist or an immortal is not reliable. Your threshold for cultivating immortality is lacking... Eh?" He Yan complained halfway when he was attracted by the lonely figure squatting under the dessert shop's gate.

The gray-blue short hair is kept smooth and smooth, and the ears are slightly drooping, lying at the door very aggrieved.

Coal: "Meow!"

So He Qiyi is actually a person who likes novelty... face control.

He Yan's causal line is that he has a clear distinction between love and hate, and because he has little social interaction, he is particularly neat and orderly.

I am used to seeing the mess, and suddenly I will give you a house that is clean everywhere, and the color scheme is artistic. Who can not be tempted!