I have a love affair with my uncle

Guan Hongfeng turned his face away without looking at Su An's expression, and walked straight to the door of the house.

Su An followed behind him step by step, holding his little arm, took out the key, and opened the door.

"Uncle, how long have you been waiting here?"

"Passing by."

He came here to Su An after he returned home, and waited from dawn to dusk, thinking that Su An had returned to the military region to report on his duties, so he was very considerate and didn't call her. In the end, he waited for the little girl who came home smelling of alcohol, and still Riding in another man's car.

Guan Hongfeng stood at the door waiting for Su An to open the door. There was a lamp hanging above his head, which was very comfortable.

When the streetlights on this section of the road were on, he could clearly feel that the streetlights on this section were much brighter than those on other sections of the road. Thinking about it, he knew it was the little girl's handwriting.

But all the emotions disappeared when he saw the little girl getting off the car of a strange man, and he remembered what Su An said back then that half the people in the military region liked her.

It's like falling into the vinegar vat.

Su An opened the door, "Nonsense, you must have been waiting for a long time."

"Are you afraid of the dark?"

Su An stood at the door, blocking Guan Hongfeng from letting him in, and then turned on the light in the room.

Guan Hongfeng pursed his lips and did not answer Su An's question.

The little girl was still blocking the door and suddenly turned off the lights in the house, "The big bad wolf is here."

Open it again, "Ah, the big bad wolf has run away again."

Turned off and on again, repeated several times.

The light above Guan Hongfeng's head was still dazzlingly bright, and Su An's switch on and off the light had no effect on him.

Just watch Su An entertain herself in silence.

Su An is really mentally retarded when drunk.

Guan Tui, who was almost blinded by the flickering lights, carried the little girl into the house.

"Uncle, let me down and I'll hug you."

Guan Hongfeng: ...

Being hugged by a woman is actually a very embarrassing thing.

"Don't make trouble."

"Uncle, don't make trouble, uncle must be obedient." Su An struggled in Guan Hongfeng's arms to get down, "Are you saying you are obedient?"

Seeing Su An struggling hard, Guan Hongfeng put her down. With a sullen face, he remained silent and poured a glass of water for Su An, "Sober up."

"I won't drink, tell me, are you obedient?"

There was a crack in the tense face.

"You say, you say."

"……obedient."

"No, it's obedient, you are missing a word."

Guan Hongfeng: ...

"You're drunk, go to bed."

Su An denied again, "No, it's sleep."

Guan Hongfeng: ...

What the fuck is the difference? !

Take a deep breath, "Okay, let's go to... sleep."

"Then are you obedient?"

"...be obedient."

As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Hongfeng was slapped on the buttocks.

"Suan!"

He scolded with a little shame and indignation.

Another slap.

"You are obedient, why did you hook up with other women?"

Guan Hongfeng kept hinting to himself that the little girl opposite was drunk, drunk, drunk.

We'll wait until we're sober to worry about everything.

Taking another deep breath, "I didn't hook up with other women."

Seeing Su An raised his hand again, he quickly took a step back.

The little girl didn't want to hit the uncle this time, so she covered her face with her hands, and began to cry, "You are talking nonsense, you didn't hook up, why did Zhou Shutong cling to you every day?"

Guan Hongfeng almost choked on the breath stuck in his throat, "No drinking from now on!"

The little girl cried even more fiercely, "You are still fierce to me, you have been fierce to me since we first met, you have even neglected me, you have even hit me."

"...You just hit me too."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Guan Hongfeng thinks he can change his name to Guan Hong is crazy.

"Why don't you talk anymore?" Suan pulled Guan Hongfeng's arm, her beautiful eyes were full of tears, and she bit her lip, "Are you thinking of other women?"

Taking another deep breath, "No."

"No best, if you dare to think about other women, I will let you, let you..."

"What do you want me to do?"

"You are told to kneel down on the remote control so that you are not allowed to switch channels, and kneel down on the instant noodles so that no residue is allowed."

"... When did you have such an idea?"

"A second ago."

Guan Hongfeng laughed suddenly, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, "I remember what you said when I wake up from the wine."

In the next second, Su An slapped him again, "Are you still laughing? Are you still laughing at such a serious topic?"

Then continued to cry, "You must not love me anymore?"

Taking another deep breath, Guan Hongfeng carried the little girl to the bed, "Sleep!"

Seeing the little girl staring at him with dissatisfaction, Guan Hongfeng's eyelids twitched, and his tone was extremely helpless, "Sleep."

"I want a bedtime story."

Tuck the little girl into the quilt, "Listen to what?"

"Snow White!" Her eyes sparkled.

Every girl has a princess dream in her heart.

For some reason, Guan Hongfeng remembered this sentence.

"Okay, I'll tell you about Snow White."

"No, I've grown up and don't listen to such childish stories."

Guan Hongfeng: ...

Please call me Guan Hong crazy.

Didn't you say you wanted to listen to Snow White? !

"Then what do you want to hear?"

"Jin Ping Mei."

...the story is really mature.

"another."

The little girl pursed her mouth and was a little dissatisfied. She wanted to insist, but she saw the uncle's expression of incredulity.

"Then listen to Snow White."

Guan Hongfeng was silent for a while, and was about to talk about Snow White when Su An spoke again.

"No, no, don't listen to Snow White."

Fuck princess dreams.

Guan Hongfeng took a deep breath, "You are allowed to change it one last time."

Taking advantage of the little girl's silence, she added, "It must not be Jin Ping Mei."

"Then listen to Sleeping Beauty."

Guan Hongfeng moved his lips and stared fixedly at Su An. Seeing that she did not speak, he began to talk about Sleeping Beauty.

After finishing speaking, Su An closed his eyes, thinking that he must have fallen asleep, he breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to stand up, when the person on the bed suddenly made a sound.

"Why didn't you kiss me awake?"

Guan Hongfeng almost knelt down, "Why aren't you sleeping?"

"Because I haven't washed my face and brushed my teeth yet, I still want to take a shower."

"Go quickly."

Seeing that Su An was still staring at him after speaking, she said softly, "Go take a shower."

Su An happily responded, and got off the bed, "After I take a shower, you have to tell me about Snow White."

Guan Hongfeng, who was lying on the bed waiting for Su An, deeply realized that in the future, he must not have a daughter if he wants to have a child. Su An is enough. If there is another daughter, if they both quarrel together, he should change his name to Guan Hongfeng.

After taking a shower, Su An happily got into the bed, blinked at Guan Hongfeng, "Hurry up, hurry up, talk about Snow White."

"Sleep after finishing this... sleep."

Seeing Su An nodded, Guan Hongfeng started to talk, and Su An yawned halfway through.

"Uncle, what you said is wrong."

Guan Hongfeng's temples were throbbing. Can he still remember the familiar story of Snow White?

"What's wrong?"

"Snow White met the seven dwarfs and thought, ah, it's good to live with the dwarfs, so they lived happily together."

"...Who told you that?"

"Han Bin."

Made a note to Han Bin in his heart, Guan Hongfeng tucked up the quilt for the little girl, "Since the story is over, let's go to sleep."

"No, I still want to listen to Sleeping Beauty."

"...that was just mentioned."

"When?"

Guan Hongfeng: ...

"Did you tell other women?"

"Go to sleep." Guan Hongfeng wrapped the little girl into his arms, paused, and then said, "Go to sleep."

"Okay, good night."

"……Good night."

5 minutes passed.

"Uncle, are you asleep?"

Guan Hongfeng closed his eyes and remained silent.

"Uncle?" Su An poked Guan Hongfeng's face, seeing that he didn't wake up, turned over and prepared to get out of bed.

"Why are you going?"

The little girl turned her head in surprise, "Aren't you asleep?"

"...What are you going to do?"

"Snow White is with the dwarf. I thought about it for a while. The prince must be very lonely. I will go find the prince."

Guan Hongfeng breathed a sigh of relief, "The prince has a Sleeping Beauty."

"Oh." Su An felt a little depressed and got back under the covers.

Seeing the little girl's depression, Guan Hongfeng couldn't bear it, "Susu."

"Hush, don't make a sound." Su An pressed Guan Hongfeng's lips, "I want to sleep, there will be a bunch of princes in my dream."

He really wanted to comfort Su An when he was free.

"Not in the dream."

Hearing the uncle's words, Su An began to moan in dissatisfaction, and seemed to cry again with her mouth flattened.

"Yes, yes." Guan Hongfeng coaxed the little girl, physically and mentally exhausted, and sent Su An a bunch of princes in his dream.

I rushed to put a green hat on myself.

Fortunately, the little girl fell asleep this time.

The next morning, Su An woke up, rubbed her temples, her head still hurt a little.

Sure enough, I drank too much, and I still can't easily try to drink other wines.

Guan Hongfeng stood at the door of the bedroom with a spatula in his hand, his expression didn't seem particularly good.

"What's the matter, uncle?" Su An rubbed his temples and got off the bed, "When did you come?"

Guan Hongfeng was taken aback for a moment, and then his face became even uglier.

You tossed so hard last night, did you wake up in the morning?