[Comprehensive] She is from hell

Taoyuan Township, Baize's pharmacy.

Jingjiang waited patiently until Bai Ze had finished bluffing the last customer who came to buy medicine, and after the pharmacy had put up a sign saying "Our store is closed", he pushed open the door from the inner room.

——Two unfamiliar faces and a mahjong table came into view.

Jingjiang: "???"

Among them, the one who looked like a child was the first to speak, using a condemning tone: "Bai Ze, is this your new girlfriend? I can't imagine that you even started to attack a little girl of this age..."

While talking, he rolled his eyes, and the red-haired kid showed an unbearable expression.

Bai Ze waved his hand like chasing flies: "Go, go, get the medicine and leave as soon as possible. I have guests today, so I won't play mahjong! What kind of nasty thoughts can make guests think in strange directions, this guy is The executive officer in hell, the Hanfang that I learned for a while 200 years ago."

The little boy retorted: "It's because I know what kind of person you are, so I think so! How serious can a guy with a head full of yellow|color|waste do!"

The old man with antlers on his head stared straight at the two of them: "What do you two look like! You don't have the majesty that old people should have at all!"

Bai Ze and the little red-haired boy turned their heads together: "You are the one. You look like you crawled out of a coffin, and you are too behind the times. A ferocious old man won't be popular, eh?"

After finishing speaking, the red-haired person added an additional sentence to Jingjiang: "Are you right, Miss? You also think cute children are more popular, right? We are missing one of three now. Want to play mahjong together?" "

Jing Jiang: "..."

She began to seriously reflect on herself, whether the timing of coming today is not right.

After an explanation, Jingjiang learned that the red-haired man in front of him was actually a phoenix, while the old man with antlers and dragon beard was a unicorn.Together with the youthful Bai Ze, the three of them are old acquaintances.

"Every once in a while we'll come together like this, and we'll get some medicine from Bai Ze by the way."

Suzaku said: "It's a reserved gathering for us old guys."

"Auspicious beast limited."

Kirin added.

"That's why I said... why do you have to set the location in my shop every time!"

Bai Ze said angrily: "This will not only affect the business, but also affect my love luck! How can any girl like this kind of love arrangement with the old and the young, and the young and the young?"

"How can a divine beast stick to this kind of thing?"

Suzaku glanced at Bai Ze: "For the opposite sex, as long as they are cute enough, they will naturally surround them, right?"

"You two!"

Qilin was furious: "Calm down!"

Jing Jiang stood aside with folded arms, waiting for him to say some admonishment words suitable for his age, but his next sentence was: "It's a rare gathering, can't we hurry up and play mahjong?!"

Jing Jiang: "..."

She didn't understand until the end how she got on the mahjong table.When he came back to his senses, the thirteen mahjong tiles were neatly placed in front of him.

"Chicken."

Jingjiang drew his cards: "So Bai Ze, what do you think of the god's disease? I mean it is based on the Japanese rule system."

"Trouble... in the red."

"The setting of relying on the human soul to inspire the power of the gods is very unstable. Most of the Huaxia side use things like natal magic weapons? But there is still a distance between the things of the gods and the gods and beasts. They have nothing in common except that they can also bring auspiciousness to mankind."

"Two."

Suzaku touched the mahjong tiles: "If there are too many artifacts, this may happen...Of course, sometimes the gods and the artifacts are not compatible. The God of Misfortune encounters the artifact of a good man or the God of Fortune encounters it. Wicked people and the like may cause the gods to get sick because of the impact on the spirit of the artifact, and the instability."

"Two touches!"

Qilin touched the two pieces that Suzaku had knocked out: "So the key is compatibility, just like Bai Ze and that whoever in hell, oh, the assistant officer in your Yan Mo hall, the compatibility is very bad. If the gods and If the artifact is in this relationship, don’t mention the plague, it’s not surprising that the god fell directly, Babing.”

"Don't compare me to that guy, okay!"

Bai Ze couldn't help complaining.

"Nine cakes."

Jing Jiang beat out the mahjong: "Lord Pishamentian's artifacts are very kind people... Maybe I think too much. If the load is caused by the large number of artifacts, is there any way to treat it?"

"Then there are many ways, Hongzhong, oops, we made a pair."

Bai Ze held his chin and looked absent-minded: "Many springs in Gaotianyuan have this effect, but the effect is relatively slow and the impact is weak... With Pishamontian's body size, there must be as much spring water as possible, right? "

"Thirty thousand, that kind of thing is about the same as the clean water in the shrine?"

The Phoenix kid thought for a while and added: "Besides, if there are blessed items, the efficiency of removing ailments will be much higher."

"for example?"

Jing Jiang asked.

"Penglai jade branch or something. But whether Kaguya Hime is willing to lend it generously is a question."

Fenghuang replied casually: "However, there are many things that can be replaced in the hidden world. There is no need to stick to Penglai jade branches."

"Isn't the best way to liberate some of the artifacts, sixty thousand?"

Qilin said: "If you keep a hundred or so artifacts, even if there is no problem, you will feel very uncomfortable. Even if you use the divine spring to make up for the load caused by the mental fluctuations of the artifacts every day, the fate that is too large will be like a cocoon. Wrap yourself up..."

After Qilin finished speaking, he shivered vigorously as if he was in the scene: "Cough, I can't stand it."

After playing mahjong several times, there is still no qualitative conclusion.Jingjiang felt that he couldn't waste time with them like this. This group of mythical beasts, which existed before the birth of human beings, lived longer than most gods. A lot of time will be thrown on the table.

"So, if I want to help Lord Pishamonten, what should I do?"

she asked bluntly.

"What are young people in a hurry for?"

Qilin sneered: "It's frizzy. God is the kind of existence that will survive as long as the concept exists. At most, it's just washing away the memory and starting again. It's your turn to worry about it."

Fenghuang raised his eyebrows: "Miss sister, you can play mahjong with peace of mind, Bai Ze must have a solution, after a few more rounds... Elder Sister Jingjiang is a good person! Thank you Elder Sister Jingjiang! Sister Jingjiang is the best for me! Um ..."

The originally high-spirited expression immediately turned his whole face red, and the red pattern of the phoenix combined with the corners of the eyes that were already holding back tears made the phoenix, which was originally a divine beast, look extraordinarily pitiful.

Jingjiang withdrew his hand from the mahjong table expressionlessly, and three hawthorns were missing from the candied haws in his hand.

After coming to the hidden world, it seems to be affected by the atmosphere of Huangquan Township. Some small objects that accompanied Jingjiang in the rivers and lakes have more or less changed. The most prominent thing is the mechanism that can make candied haws that was once asked for freshly. box.

It was originally just a device that could conveniently paste syrup on hawthorns, but now it has become quite magically a prop that will shout shame as long as you force others to eat it. One of the instruments of torture borrowed to increase the mental stress of the dead.

"It is estimated that in a few hundred years, this thing will become a fusangshen."

The ghost lamp once said to Jingjiang very firmly: "At that time, there might be another popular demon shopkeeper on the food stalls in hell."

Let’s talk about what happened hundreds of years later, and now “Uncle Dancha’s candied haws box” seems to be one of Jingjiang’s magic weapons used to bully children—in terms of effect, even if it is a beast that has lived for an unknown number of years Phoenix, as long as it maintains the appearance of a child, the effect is still outstanding.

Bai Ze and Qilin laughed together: "Hahaha, Jingjiang, why do you have such weird things, Fenghuang has never been so embarrassing for thousands of years, hahahaha, let you go around with a baby face all day long!" Big brother and big sister, I will let you call enough today!"

Phoenix: "..."

He tried his best to swallow the three hawthorn balls that covered his cheeks. Just as he was about to explain something indignantly, Jingjiang held up the candied haws string with no expression on his face—there were four hawthorns in a string, and the last one The plump hawthorn fruit seemed to bring ridicule to the face.

His opened mouth closed again.

Bai Ze glanced sideways at Jingjiang, feeling a little out of balance: Why hasn't this girl been seen for 200 years, and her personality is getting more and more biased in the direction of Biliangsaka? Back then, she was a child who was serious about researching medicine powder and carving jade. How can she start now? So I started to think of ways to threaten the divine beast. That kind of pie, it's really a bit like...

Phoenix said aggrievedly: "If you ask a question, you can ask it. Why use torture... I know what to do. If I want to help that god."

"How to do it?"

Jing Jiang asked.

"As long as there are objects that symbolize blessings and purification, and can wash away evil spirits, it will be fine."

Fenghuang said slowly: "Only, it's just that such things are relatively rare..."

Jing Jiang asked: "Can money buy it?"

Phoenix: "It's not impossible..."

Jing Jiang: "How much does it cost?"

Aggrieved, Phoenix compared a number.

Jingjiang nodded without the slightest surprise, and said bluntly: "Then it will be easy to handle, how long will it take to get it?"

She has saved more than 200 years of salary from Biliangsaka and has not spent much. It is not that she is so frugal, but there are really no consumption activities suitable for human beings in hell. It was so frighteningly high that monthly money was always a dispensable figure for her.

"You can do it now... just wait a moment."

Fenghuang leaned slightly, stretched out one hand slowly to the waist of his trousers, and then rubbed against the ground, as if pulling something out.When he showed the things in his hands, even Jingjiang's face that had been practiced for two or three hundred years couldn't help being silent for a while.

——It was a brightly colored phoenix tail feather.

Qilin, who looked like an old man, couldn't help mocking again: "When you are short of money, you pluck the hair on your own buttocks to sell. You will have a bald tail sooner or later."

"That's the tail feather! The tail feather! The phoenix feather itself has the function of warding off evil and burning evil spirits!"

Fenghuang blushed and argued: "And Jingjiang, she said she wanted to help those gods in Dongpu!"

Jing Jiang: "..."

She didn't know how to describe the scene of this magical reality.

After all, Fenghuangyu received it. Jingjiang signed a receipt readily and asked Fenghuang to withdraw money from Jingjiang's account at Biliangban Bank. , looks like a sudden hair plucking really hurts in the ass.

"...It's really hard to imagine that you guys have lived tens of thousands of years."

Before Jing Jiang left, he saw the three mythical beasts missing one person on the mahjong table. Bai Ze's reverence: "I don't feel mature at all, why are you so childish."

After speaking, the door of Taoyuan Township Medicine Store was closed again.

After this sentence was finished, the three beasts rarely spoke to each other.There was no one person on the mahjong table, and it was impossible to continue playing. After a long time, Fenghuang, who had a dull pain in his buttocks, said softly:

"...Compared to the existence of the hidden world, what is the prematurity of human beings? It is obviously because of the fragility of the soul that they are forced to grow while being injured in the passage of time."