[Comprehensive] She is from hell

In the end, Ghost Lantern answered the question: "You guys are thinking one-sided..."

In short, the years of life are not long enough, and the knowledge is too short.

"Not all human beings will turn into wraiths or monsters after their violent deaths. Most of them are still detained in hell as usual, and a small part of them are transformed into artifacts by gods. It's an errand in the kingdom of heaven, and besides..."

The ghost lamp said a name that made both Jingjiang and Abe Seimei resonate: "Tianjin, the god of learning, whose real name is Sugawara Michizane, who is good at counting and composing poems, was once a human being."

Abe Seimei was shocked and said, "Michizane Sugawara?"

As an official in Heian-kyo, that senior Sugawara Michizane was outstanding, and many people worshiped him as a god after his death, but unexpectedly, he actually became one of Takamahara's many gods.

Ghost Lantern cast a joking glance at Abe Seimei: "Maybe after you die, your shrines will be everywhere. In that case, it would be nice to chat with you, have tea and snacks, and just go out and take the Oboro bus to Takamahara."

Abe Seimei: "... Your Excellency Ghost Lantern, please stop making fun of me, let's talk about Mr. Sugawara Michizane."

"...Sugawara Michizane? He's just a fan."

Jing Jiang interrupted suddenly.

Abe Seimei: "..."

Regarding this evaluation...he can only add dryly: "Let Your Excellency Ghost Lantern talk about the business first, and you can talk about the private affairs of Senior Sugawara in private..."

The ghost lamp was noncommittal about the adjective "brainless fan", and continued: "Although he has accepted the human desire and resided in Gao Tianyuan, he is already different from the human Sugawara Michizane in nature, but after all, he has preserved some "Sugawara Michizane." 'The personality and basic qualities of this human being...for example, the memory of life."

"Just like me."

"When I died as a human being, I was still very young, not to mention that thousands of years have passed, and the things before my life have been quite vague, and I can only remember how I died."

Ghost Lantern looked calm, without the slightest fluctuation in his voice: "But that's all, because the revenge against the group of guys who killed me at that time has been quite successful."

The memories of life are like chains, constraints or poisonous swamps for most of the dead who have undergone changes. Only by crossing the fear of death and the sense of identity with the old human identity can they completely abandon themselves as human beings. Only through the recognition of the new identity can we get along well with the new identity.

Becoming a god, ghost pawn, or something—not human anymore anyway.The old human elements were transformed into the nourishment of the new identity, and Sugawara Michizane, who was called human, completely ceased to exist, and became a former name that could be recalled by accident only as a part of the carrier of the god's memory.

"...So I will face such a complicated situation after I die."

Abe Seimei, who was in a cloud, finally commented.

"It's just a coincidence."

Ghost Lantern thinks it's not the case: "I happened to mix the nearby will-o'-the-wisps because of my resentment, and Lord Tianshen was worshiped as a god who traveled in the world because he was too famous."

"It is always said that the identity of human beings can no longer cause any interference..."

Jingjiang turned over, turned his back to the ghost lamp and faced Abe Seimei: "Even if he becomes a god, the degree of that guy's brain-dead fan has not changed a little bit."

As we all know, the god Sugawara Michizane was famous for being good at poetry when he was in Heiankyo. After becoming a god, under the blessing of divinity, he became more...obsessed than when he was born.

Specifically, it is expressed in a certain poet nicknamed Qinglian Jianxian surnamed Li Taibai and one of the founders of Changgemen...

——On top of the crazy flattery.

"Your Excellency Jingjiang, little friend Jingjiang."

One day, His Excellency Tenjin appeared on the stage wearing a brand-new hunting suit and carrying a bunch of artifacts behind him. Standing at the entrance of Huangquan Hirazaka, the artifacts carrying a large group of shrine maiden costumes bowed deeply.

Mingming was younger than Jingjiang, but because he was an old man when he died, he kept his beard and hair as a god.

"I heard that Your Excellency Jingjiang is from Huaxia. Before he lived in Biliangsaka, he often wandered in the present world. He was fortunate to be in the same era as that senior Qinglian Sword Immortal..."

Jing Jiang holds the sword, with a look of wisdom: "Li Jianxian has been famous for a long time. I was not born when he became famous all over the world. Even if we were in the same era, I only had a little bit of fate to help deliver letters and fight for advice."

"I know I know."

Michizane Sugawara rubbed his hands: "I just want to ask, do you have Mr. Taibai's calligraphy..."

"No."

Jingjiang rolled his eyes: "Li Jianxian's calligraphy was a hot item that was looted everywhere before he was alive, and now it has been exaggerated to the point of being chased and auctioned by people after writing an IOU. You know, I don't know much about it. Knowing poetry, lyrics and songs, where can I find his treasures of calligraphy."

"But I heard that the prestige of the Changge Sect is on par with that of the Chunyang Palace. At the He-Han Friendship Tournament 130 years ago, Mr. Taibai had a meeting with you, little friend Jingjiang..."

Jing Jiang: "..."

Where did this little old man get so much information, and the year is actually accurate... After being in the hidden world for so long, Jingjiang has gradually learned to ignore the passage of time as hard as monsters and ghost soldiers.

"He just exchanged a few words of familiarity with me..."

Jing Jiang sighed, intending to disregard the relationship: "Even if you die, you don't usually count your age increase, but Li Jianxian and I lived in the same era and were of a different generation. Back then, he was a famous person who made us juniors look up to him. .”

"I fought with him when I was young, and even though I lost miserably to Qinglian's Nine Forms, I finally got into the eyes of this Sword Immortal Lord with my perseverance, and I was destined to receive a sword... It’s just such a shallow little bit of fate.”

Jingjiang untied the green sword named Tiandao from behind. Its quality as a weapon is really good. The three-foot green sword has not had the slightest trace of rust in the past 200 years. It has obviously been carefully taken care of and maintained: "Here, you Look, it's this one."

The god who looked like an old man took the sword with both hands, and his beard trembled with excitement: "This, this is the sword gifted by Qinglian Sword Immortal..."

His somewhat skinny fingertips slid across the blade. He was obviously a top-notch item in human forging, but he treated it with the same level of caution as if he was facing a magic weapon like a wishing weapon: "This... this material, this pattern ...what a..."

Jing Jiang: "..."

Sugawara Michizane: "Tiandao, Tendao (てんみち)...a good name."

As if he had made a huge determination, the god suddenly raised his head with piercing eyes: "Little friend Jingjiang, do you want to give up your love..."

Jingjiang: "No."

God: "I implore Jingjiang little friend..."

Jing Jiang: "..."

The two of them stood at the entrance of Birazaka, and you talked and chattered very much in the way. The prison guard in the reception department who was in charge of transporting the dead patted his shoulder: "Executive Your Excellency, if you two want to chat, go to another place. It takes two steps to get to the present world, and being blocked at the entrance of Birazaka really affects work."

Jingjiang and Tianshen immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's make way."

The two moved to the corner of the road and continued the conversation just now.Jingjiang felt a bit of a headache. The God in front of him is not only a god who was born on this land by accepting the wish, but also a junior younger than himself, and he has an elderly face...

Sugawara Michizane knew what Jingjiang was thinking when he saw Jingjiang, and he was about to start touching porcelain when he climbed on the snake-wrapped stick. He slapped his thigh and half fell at the intersection of Hirazaka, lamenting in his mouth: "Oh, poor I am such a bad old man, I have nothing to ask for in my life as an official. Now that I have fulfilled the wishes of many people and turned into a god, I just want to ask for a sword of the Chinese Qinglian Sword Immortal. If this is not possible, what is the point of my life..."

Jing Jiang stood still, his eyes wide open, and he didn't even know what to say for a while: this young man, relying on his own face of an old man, unexpectedly...

Tianshen secretly opened one eye, saw that Jingjiang didn't react, and howled even harder for a while: "Oh, my old waist, my waist pendant hurts..."

Jing Jiang: "..."

Around the god, several artifacts dressed in priestess costumes had different expressions, some covered their mouths and smiled, some were speechless, and some people came up to help them, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Jingjiang's expression changed again and again, and there were already good things around. The jailers came around to see what happened. She thought about it, and said with difficulty: "...Then, as the executive officer of hell, I always have to take advantage of it. It's a pity that I can't use all kinds of weapons like Lord Ghost Lantern, but swordsmanship is still so interesting..."

"I can change any good sword I want!"

Sugawara Michizane's eyes lit up, he straightened up immediately, and immediately forgot that he was still complaining about his lumbar intervertebral disc just now: "As long as you can give me the sword of Qinglian Sword Immortal, it will be a magical weapon that can be found all over Japan ..."

Jingjiang is not a person who is good at rejecting others, especially when facing a younger generation with an old man's face, respecting the old and loving the young makes him take over. As a young man of his age, he is really unlucky.

Otherwise, change to a sword...?Jingjiang raised her hand and looked at the "Tiandao" in her hand. She is the only sword with such an arrogant name in this land of Japan. Although the sword is not a particularly good sword, it has been with her for so many years. ... Jingjiang hesitated with the sword in his hand.

"I will definitely find a more suitable sword!"

Seeing her hesitation, the gods quickly raised three fingers to swear. The god's oath is an oath that must be fulfilled. It is a strong restraint that as long as the oath object is still alive, he will not break his promise.

"I heard someone say that they have a herniated lumbar disc?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind Jingjiang and Tianshen.

"Ghost lamp さん?"

Jing Jiang was surprised and said, "Why aren't you in Yan Mo Hall?"

"You're not at your job either."

Ghost Lamp did not explain why he was not on duty: "If you have time to stand at the entrance of Biliangsaka and babble and hinder the work of the prison guards in hell, why not help solve the pile of paperwork first."

"...According to the division of labor, documents are not within my jurisdiction."

Jingjiang muttered and complained, and stood up.

"Suppressing the rebellion of the dead seems to be the job of Your Excellency Jingjiang according to the division of labor."

Ghost Lantern said calmly, "But today's job is done by me."

Jing Jiang: "..."

Great.

"……Then."

The first assistant officer of Yan Mo Hall, who had a fierce reputation outside, turned to look at the stunned god: "I just heard that someone has a herniated lumbar disc?"

"Ahahaha how could it be?"

The god quickly got up from the ground: "I'm just a new god, I'm still young, but I look old, and my body is too tough... Aww!!!"

Without hesitation, Ghost Lamp reached out and brought the "old man" over. With his thumb, he exerted force on a certain part of his back and pressed down hard: "I'm not talented, and I happen to know a little bit about the lineage of Han Fang. As long as this protruding lumbar disc exerts its strength like this, it is guaranteed that it will not happen again..."

"Ah, ah, I understand! I won't come to ask for the sword again! You let go, this will cause diplomatic accidents. Gao Tianyuan and Hell are cooperative after all, right!"

The god suddenly let out a scream that didn't match his age.