[Comprehensive] She is from hell

Christmas is Jesus' birthday.

It was originally a day of great religious significance, but in today's Japan, such a festival that has been highly commercialized has become a "love decisive day" for modern men and women.

When I first heard about it, the reactions of Jingjiang and Guideng were highly consistent, causing the jailers in Yan Mo Hall to secretly slander. Sure enough, these two guys are the natural enemies of social animals. It is because there is no concept of the current festival division!

When asked about their plans for Christmas, the feedback from both of them was shocking and sighed.

Jingjiang: "...Jesus' birthday? So we want to send birthday gifts to the EU's heaven? Isn't it supposed to be the EU hell..."

—and added the jaw-dropping social content of “Gifts to Jesus” to the schedule as he spoke.

And the ghost lamp's view is no different.

"Considering it's the god's birthday...I'll send He Han to EU."

In other words, he didn't even want to send a gift, but just sent a letter.The expressionless assistant officer nodded his forehead with his fingers, showing a condescending expression: "Forget it, let's send a peach from Taoyuan Township."

jailer:"……"

If it weren't for knowing that these two were busy with different jobs, it would have made people wonder, they must have colluded.

Therefore, in this case, it is still necessary to invite the eggplant who is so courageous to pierce the sky-followed by Tanggua who is trembling with a stomachache.The child-like jailer trotted to Ghost Lantern's office, tiptoed and lay on the desk: "Master Ghost Lantern! Master Ghost Lantern, do you have any plans for Christmas?"

"Christmas?"

The assistant officer raised his head from the sea of ​​documents: "The birthday of Jesus?"

"so!"

Eggplant dragged his tone: "Christmas is not a festival for celebrating the birthday of Jesus at all! Mr. Ghost Lantern, why don't you learn a little bit about the customs and customs of today's world."

Eggplant stretched out a finger and shook it: "Christmas now is more about a festival spent by couples together."

The word "couple" made Ghost Lamp finally willing to take another look at the two subordinates from the document.

So Tang Gua also mustered up his courage: "So, although you don't care much about these things, Mr. Ghost Lantern, it may be a very important festival for women. After all, Your Excellency Yato has always wanted to be with Japan before. Are you going out to play with Miss?"

The ghost lamp realized later: "Ah, those two guys are a couple? I thought they were just close believers."

Tang Gua: "...there won't be random believers who are so fanatical that they are not afraid of life and death, right? This is the 21st century."

And isn't the point now about Christmas? !

Ghost Lantern stood up from behind the desk: "So, how should we spend Christmas with our lovers in accordance with the logic of the world?"

As soon as this question came up, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open, and a large group of jailers who were blocking the door and listening came out from behind.

Tang Gua: "..."

Obviously you all dared not come in, but you still encouraged Eggplant to come over and tell Mr. Ghost Lantern about this...

As a result, Ghost Lantern obtained a brochure with sufficient details about the Christmas special activities of Capipa Paradise.

At the same time, Jingjiang's work at the Different Turn Office was greatly disturbed.A great crowd of savages surrounded her, up and down, and almost everyone was discussing Christmas.

"Master Jingjiang, do you have no travel plans?"

A fox spoke.

"I'm going to travel in the hidden world, but Mr. Jingjiang, you already know the hidden world very well...how about going to the living world?"

Another fox suggested.

"But the entertainment projects here in the hidden world are also well developed. It is said that there are also many well-known shops that are particularly delicious."

One of the wild stems turned into a young girl with beautiful make-up: "It's an online celebrity shop, I want to try it."

"But you have to decide in advance who to invite together. I am very envious of Mr. Jingjiang. It must be with Mr. Ghost Lamp—"

"Hey wait."

Jing Jiang, who was wearing Taoist robes, calmly drew out his sword, and Qixing Gongrui held a dead man who wanted to take the opportunity to escape: "I didn't say I was going, and why do you have to bring Ghost Lantern with you for this kind of thing..."

"This is Christmas!!"

All the foxes spoke at the same time, and the voices sounded from up, down, left, and right together, giving Jingjiang an illusion of omnidirectional stereo sound on the stone platform at the different turn.

Jing Jiang: "..."

Fine.

On Christmas Day, the assistant officers and executive officers of Yan Mo Hall stood in front of the start-up interface of the imaginary submarine device, and they felt a little cautious.

Ghost Lantern: "So why did you suddenly have the idea of ​​going to this world?"

Jing Jiang: "...To tell you the truth, it's a lot of savages who are forcing me to go. What about you, why did you suddenly initiate such an invitation?"

The ghost lamp is also very straightforward: "Almost thirty jailers broke into my office and told me that this is a very important social custom for couples in this world."

Jing Jiang: "..."

The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

"Sure enough."

Jingjiang put the sword aside: "It's really your style."

Ghost Lantern looked at the jailers who were already making preparations: "Well, anyway, it has become a legal holiday... Thinking about it this way, although it has nothing to do with him, it is indisputable that the whole of Japan is celebrating Jesus' birthday. Facts."

A man in a traditional costume in Paradise suddenly sneezed.

Ghost Lamp dug out two glass bottles of unknown liquid from the drawer, and gave Jingjiang a bottle too: "You have to drink this before going out, so that your state becomes closer to that of a human being, otherwise most of the human beings are There is no way to see the gods."

Jing Jiang looked up and down at the blue liquid: "Drugs that have been developed recently?"

"Using technology from the West."

Ghost Lamp was the first to open the cork of the glass bottle, and drank the potion with a lift of his neck. Then, at a speed visible to the naked eye, the sharp horns on his forehead that belonged to the ghost family disappeared completely, and the facial contours also changed slightly. It shortened to a length similar to that of announcers and ordinary company employees, and the nail tips, which were sharper than ordinary people, gradually blunted, converging into a non-threatening appearance.

"so amazing."

Jingjiang expressed her opinion and drank the bottle of clear blue potion.

And then...no change.

Ghost Lantern crossed his arms: "But that's right, after all, you have the appearance of a human, and this potion can only change the nature, so there shouldn't be much difference in appearance."

Jingjiang tried her internal strength: "The internal energy is somewhat weakened, but the impact is not particularly large, what about you?"

Ghost Lamp: "There hasn't been much change in power."

"Then the next step is to disguise...well, no, clothing."

Ghost Lantern took out a suit and planned to put it on.

"Master Ghost Lantern, what are you—?"

In the end, he was stopped by the jailer: "If you don't go to the real world to inspect, you don't have to be so restrained..."

After another toss, with the help of a large group of good deeds jailers, the two changed into appropriate travel attire and set foot on the teleportation platform.

The crowds at Kapipaland at Christmas are sensational.

"Although I have been here for more than 1000 years, I still want to say that the Japanese are really a magical race."

The temperature in December is really chilly, and the temperature around Jingjiang hiding in the sword energy barrier of Sitting Wuwo still maintains a constant temperature. but……

They are also wearing skirts.In such a climate.

"Is this a racial talent?"

Jingjiang was very confused: "Aren't they all cold..."

The ghost lamp spread his hands, but he was dressed thickly enough, and the air he exhaled condensed into white mist: "Then follow the arrangement given by Tang Gua and the others...just go and experience the sightseeing items one by one like this."

So, in the roller coaster, among a large group of screaming tourists, two expressionless couples wearing scarves of the same color—probably considered couples, after all, it is difficult for the opposite sex to come to Capipa Paradise together at Christmas. Imagining any other relationship-it seems particularly abrupt.

The girl in front of Jingjiang had her hat off her head when the roller coaster made a sharp turn, and she grabbed it. After the train slowed down, she patted the girl in front on the shoulder and returned it.The girl's boyfriend was obviously also very frightened. The two people's screams made people's ears hurt, but in an emergency, the two of them held hands tightly all the time.

Both Jing Jiang and Ghost Lantern are very interesting to watch.The roller coaster has two laps in total. During the climbing stage of the second lap, he suddenly leaned over and whispered in a whisper: "I probably understand the fun of couples in this world... Is this probably the suspension bridge effect?"

After waking up, Jing Jiang, who had also tried to make up for the culture of the world, thought for a long time: "..."

She said with difficulty: "I don't think we need to do this."

To be able to create a scene that makes the assistant officers and executive officers of Yan Mo Hall feel scared, maybe the world is about to be destroyed.She looked sideways at the unchanging expression of the guy beside him who was facing the collapse of Mount Tai, and felt that maybe the world was about to be destroyed, and maybe this guy would also have a paralyzed face.

Therefore, when the surrounding screams were too loud, Jingjiang stretched out his hands to make a tactic to make the range of Sitting Forgotten Self a little larger-with a moderate sound insulation effect, the barrier of sword energy will block the ghost lights. Also packaged together.

"Do you want to eat ice cream next?"

ghost lamp asked.

"Do you know any recommended shops near here?"

Jingjiang was curious.

"I just looked down when I passed the 360-degree bend. There seems to be a popular dessert shop in the direction near the haunted house-I'm sure by the number of people in line, but after this group of tourists go to the haunted house, they should There will be a gap in time, just so we can get off this ride..."

"Why didn't I notice?"

The newly born god felt a little unconvinced that he had lost to this colleague.

"You were just returning hats to those two guys in the front row."

Separated by a barrier of sword energy, the two of them can communicate smoothly without shouting loudly: "I think the person next to me may vomit later if I make another round, so be careful."

Jing Jiang: "...Okay."

……

Five minutes later, the two each held an ice cream cone, looking at a couple who leaned against the tree and vomited faintly, and were speechless.

"Guessed right again."

Jing Jiang was expressionless. Although the roller coaster was not interesting, the ice cream was really delicious: "Where are we going next?"

"...I'll look at the recommendations in the recommendation booklet... Well, the haunted house here seems to be a popular tourist item."

The two looked at the haunted house together, and the eerie scene made people feel very friendly.

"Anyway, let's go."