[Comprehensive] She is from hell

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Jing Jiang: "... LOVE LOVE?"

She turned her head to look at the ghost lamp stiffly.

Tang Gua pressed the eggplant's head with a blue face, and forced him to bow and apologize: "I'm really sorry, Mr. Jingjiang! You don't mind if this guy has no brain at all!"

This is a real god and a foreign god!This will cause a diplomatic accident, you bastard!

The apologetic eggplant made a confused voice: "But that's what they say on TV... and it seems that they really want people to ask this question. Tang Gua, you are really a little nervous. Look at Jingjiang University. My sister wasn't angry at all—"

Tang Gua: "..."

Tang Gua desperately apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Mr. Jingjiang's head is abnormal!"

Jing Jiang: "..."

You said just now that he has no brains...

Jingjiang didn't pay much attention to the small talk of these newly promoted jailers, but when the other party was teasing, the muscles of the assistant officer next to him visibly tensed, which made her quite amusing.

This guy has always had a lack of expression, so he would actually get nervous because of a joke from his subordinates?

Eggplant was still being held down by Tang Gua and bowed forcibly, as if he would not raise his head if he did not forgive, Jingjiang could only reach out and pull both of them up: "The current Huangquan Township looks very different. How about the two of you also come to introduce the latest fashion?"

"Okay!"

The eggplant jumped up suddenly.

"Then, after lunch, we'll gather at the gate of Yan Mo Hall!"

Jing Jiang stretched out a finger: "My previous deposits in hell should still be valid? Although I have saved for 500 years, I don't know what the current currency system has become..."

The ghost lamp laughed: "Not only is it effective, but it also has 500 years of interest."

Jingjiang was quite satisfied with this answer, and decided to take a good look in the afternoon to see if there were any new gadgets worth buying.Over the past thousand years, all kinds of objects in hell have been extremely unfriendly to human beings, but now that they have stepped out of the category of human beings and joined the ranks of gods, and it has taken several lifetimes for ordinary people, what will happen to this world? What kind of changes are there, it is very exciting to think about it.

At noon, the cafeteria of Yan Mo Hall.

The cafeteria of Yan Mo Hall has been expanded several times to accommodate the incomparably large number of newly promoted jailers.It is said that the population of Japan has skyrocketed to 1.2 million. This is a number that Jingjiang can't count: You must know that the era she lived in was called the "Warring States" by later generations. In the era of endless infestation by monsters year after year, the standard of living of ordinary people can only be called "alive".

Ghost Lantern raised his eyes and looked at Jing Jiang, who had no idea how many zeros there were in the 1.2 million. The expected number of deaths per day and how many times his workload had increased: "There are now 14 billion people in your hometown."

Jing Jiang: "..."

The ghost lamp said: "It is said that they are about to open the fully automatic self-service reincarnation channel."

Jing Jiang: ...

This world seems to have really produced some shocking changes that I never thought of.

People in the cafeteria came and went, and now the working system of three shifts in some areas made many people yawn and come to pick up lunch. Jingjiang looked around, and the variety of food was also much richer.Having been together for 800 years, Gui Deng could tell what the guy was thinking just by looking at his expression, and patted Jing Jiang on the shoulder:

"I have reserved a place for you, let's go over there."

The two came to a corner next to the wall. The food today is much more refined than before. Jingjiang looked at a whole box of exquisitely packaged Temari sushi, feeling a dazzling array of eyes.

"Hey, that looks really nice—"

Jingjiang was about to reach out with great interest, but her fingers were firmly held down by two chopsticks.

She looked up at the ghost lamp: "...?"

The assistant officer of Yan Mo Hall finally showed a teasing smile this time: "Don't blame me for not telling you this time, the food in Huangquan Township can't be eaten casually, once you eat the food from hell, it means that you and Bi Liangsaka Signing an inseparable contract, there is almost no way to sever this contract, the only possibility is to replace the concept of yourself, and at this point you have already..."

Jing Jiang also smiled: "Since you want to remind me, don't remind me when the food is already on the table. Such words should have been said earlier."

Ghost Lamp's chopsticks held down his hand and still did not move: "So, haven't I explained all the stakes to you clearly?"

Jingjiang was a little dumbfounded: "Your attitude is like the boss forcing you to drink after get off work."

After some pushback between the two, Ghost Lantern restrained his smile and returned to a serious expression.

"You have to think about this matter."

He said: "300 years ago, I had selfish intentions. I thought that you had a good swordsmanship and a good heart. You would definitely be a capable fighter in hell. Later, I kept thinking about this matter and felt that I did something wrong at that time."

The red eyes stared at the newly born god in front of him, his eyes were like torches: "I should tell you directly that the food in Huangquan Township has such hidden dangers. After all, as long as it is a human being, the resistance to Huangquan Township will almost be engraved in the soul——Hell That's the kind of existence."

"But it's different now...you still have one and only one chance to choose."

The chopsticks moved away quietly without knowing when.Ghost Lamp withdrew his hand. He was obviously in the cafeteria, but he was sitting upright as if he was working in the Yan Mo Hall, with his waist straight: "As a member of the gods, you don't need to be restricted by belief like the local gods. You are not a god like Izanami, who was bound in Huangquan Township a long time ago, the path you can choose now is very broad, you..."

The words after "you" were choked back.

Jingjiang picked up a Temari sushi with sea urchin piled on it with lightning speed, threw it into his mouth and started chewing.

At the end, he also commented: "The quality is good, the ingredients are very fresh and delicious, much better than the last meal - 500 years of progress is really extraordinary."

Ghost Lamp: "..."

He frowned, wondering if he should force her to spit it out before she could swallow it completely: "I remember I just described the result of eating Huangquan Township food?"

A temari sushi is actually very small, and the size is set so that women with delicate makeup can eat it in one bite.Jingjiang quickly solved the first one, and reached out to take the second one among the exquisite lunch boxes: "I know."

Ghost Lantern looked at this guy and began to feel a little powerless: "Then you still..."

"Ghost lamp さん."

Jingjiang asked while chewing: "—the gods have places you think are more suitable, and they can have other destinations besides Huangquan Township... In theory, that's right."

Her eyes were sparkling, and her seriousness was no less serious than that of Ghost Lamp.

"Is there no selfishness at all?"

Ghost Lamp was taken aback for a moment, and he finally realized that Jingjiang 500 years later, besides having a grown-up body, seemed to have undergone some changes that caught him off guard.The topic that was tacitly no longer mentioned because of some embarrassment seems to be showing signs of resurgence. The other party's attitude is very serious, and each word is spoken slowly. People can't help but want to respond with the same or even more solemn attitude. .

"—it's selfish."

Finally, Ghost Lamp heard himself say.

"I also hope that you can stay in Huangquan Township, but I also want this to be determined by your free will. Wouldn't this be very greedy?"

This is probably the day that these two awkward guys have talked the most in a roundabout way and have nothing to do with work for thousands of years.

Just as Jing Jiang was about to say something, noisy voices came from afar.Eggplant ran over with a long trailing sound. He heard his voice before seeing anyone, and then Tang Gua complained. He wanted to calm down this unconscious friend and not cause trouble.As a result, Eggplant's explosive power couldn't be stopped, he braked and stopped beside Jingjiang and Guideng, glanced at the dishes on the table, and cheered happily:

"Ah, Temari Sushi! This is awesome!"

Jingjiang pushed his own lunch box. Anyway, there are still a lot left, and the amount bought by the ghost lamp is far more than one person's appetite: "Do you want to eat?"

"want!"

Eggplant replied crisply.

"..."

Tang Gua, who rushed over, saw that his little friend had already sat next to Mr. Jingjiang and Mr. Guideng and began to eat other people's lunch with relish. His expression first turned blue, then green, and then purple. It was so exciting that Jingjiang held his chin and watched for a long time. .

"...I'm really, really sorry..."

He held back for a long time, not knowing how to organize his words, and finally managed to hold back these few words in embarrassment.

With such a worrying friend, the child must have been under a lot of mental stress since childhood——Jingjiang glanced sympathetically at Tang, who was rushing to apologize for his bad friend before he could catch his breath Melon, shook his head: "It's okay, I can't finish it after ordering so much, it's originally a portion that can be shared with everyone."

Speaking of which, Huangquan Township has recruited a lot of interesting newcomers over the years. It is said that Momotaro went to Bai Ze as an intern, and then stayed to help him. The posters on the walls of the cafeteria - I heard people say these colorful The colorful drawing paper is called a poster - there are many portraits of divas on it, the one that appears most frequently has a peach as big as the head on the back of its head, and there are clothes that are so fluffy that they are not very movable at first glance. Holding a prop called a microphone in his hand.

"That's Momomo Maki."

Tang Gua saw that no one in the crowd wanted to speak, and took the initiative to take on the task of explaining: "It's the most popular singer recently."

Jingjiang nodded. Although the clothes look very uncomfortable and the overall style has never been seen before, it should be caused by the change of popular style in 500 years... If you take a closer look, well, it's quite cute .

"How can I hear her song? Where should I go to the song club?"

Jing Jiang asked curiously.

"——Why is it so troublesome, if you don't want to go to the concert, just buy her album!"

Tang Gua said.

concerts, and albums.

There are still a lot of uncommon vocabulary. Jingjiang plans to look for new books in the past few years, or else he will be left behind by the times and never catch up.

At this time, two children in kimonos, one red and one white, threw themselves on Ghost Lantern's body, raised their big black eyes, and stared at Jingjiang like torches.

Jing Jiang: "..."

She turned her head to look at the ghost lamp and said in shock:

"You have a kid??"