The cp of the male god of abstinence is a super A boss

"I'm sorry, I was careless. This is a small biscuit I made myself. I give it to you to try." Lu Jie handed the box to Lan Qing.

Lan Qing looked at He Jiao.

He Jiao blinked before reaching out to take it.

"Thank you, yo, it's still in the shape of a heart, very pretty." He Jiao opened the lid, took out a small biscuit and threw it into his mouth. After eating a piece, he gave Lu Jie a thumbs up, "Not bad."

Lu Jie suddenly laughed happily.

Lan Qing glanced at Lu Jie, feeling that something was wrong with this guy, he pulled He Jiao, "Let's go."

"Chairman, go slowly." Lu Jie stepped aside immediately, watching the two of them walk over.

"That kid really likes you." He Jiao handed him the box of small biscuits with a bit of sourness.

Lan Qing glanced at it but didn't accept it, so you still accept the biscuits?

"I see you don't accept it, how embarrassing is it?"

"It's fine if embarrassment can make him give up. If he sends something in the future, don't accept it."

Lan Qing looked at him while he was still eating the small biscuits made by others,

He patted the watermelon in his arms, "Don't eat all the biscuits, I won't be able to eat the watermelon later."

"Right."

Back at 309, He Jiao took out a set of Hanfu that just arrived today. When he tried it on, he intentionally didn't wear the lower part of his body. The long Hanfu covered his ankles. He yelled at Lan Qing, who was cutting the watermelon, " Look, look, look."

He Jiao twirled around and lifted up the hem of her skirt on purpose.

Jokingly said: "Giant Barbie!"

Lan Qing just cut the watermelon with a knife, and with a bang, the left and right sides of the watermelon separated, shaking on the table.

He Jiao silently covered the skirt.

Ah, how embarrassing!

It was dark at night, and the quiet 309 was filled with buzzing sounds.

"Tell me, how long can this small battery last?"

He Jiao was playing with the little pink ball.

Lan Qing turned around and grabbed his wrist and pressed him to the head of the bed, he was still holding the little ball in his hand.

He took the little ball from his hand.

"Since you're so curious, I'll let you feel it."

"Aren't you curious? My husband asked you to try it?" He Jiao said pretentiously.

"I prefer to admire."

"Hey, hey, hey... just come here directly... um--"

"Shh, be quiet."

"Why is it so quiet? No...we're going to buy a big house in the future...the one with particularly good sound insulation...ah..."

"There was a ghost screaming in the middle of the night last night, did you hear it?"

Several boys walked through the door, all discussing the same topic.

"Who watches ghost movies at night?"

"Don't call me up either. I also like watching ghost movies."

"Are you sure it's a ghost movie? Why do I feel like I'm peeking at that kind of small movie in the middle of the night? Do you have a USB drive? Share it?"

"Don't look at me, I didn't look at it last night."

"It's not me either."

"I'm afraid of ghosts, so it's impossible to watch ghost movies."

He Jiao was standing behind door 309, just about to open the door to go out, but when he heard them talking and passing by, he didn't have the nerve to open the door.

He Jiao turned his head and stared at Lan Qing complainingly.

Lan Qing buckled the small battery and said dissatisfied: "This battery is too durable."

He Jiao gets angry as soon as he thinks about it. This guy looks serious, but when it comes to this aspect, he is very serious. He thought he was not interested in this kind of small toy, but it turned out to be like being opened up to a new world. Interested Extremely.

The more He Jiao thought about it, the angrier he became, and he ran over and threw him down, just like a furious little puppy, rubbing his arms and opening his mouth to bite his neck.

"Bite you to death, bite you to death!"

Lan Qing may really have changed his personality after a certain door was opened, and his imagination became extremely rich in an instant, and he was no longer the single-minded straight man he used to be.

He's turning the corner now.

"Do you want to bite somewhere else?"

He Jiao froze, thinking that there was something wrong with his ears, he raised his head and looked at him.

"Are you hinting at me, a new skill? That skill is called... ventriloquist?"

He Jiao laughed as he spoke, he really hadn't tried this before.

But he knew that his husband's tone was really nice.

Lan Qing nodded in embarrassment.Just look at him like that.

He Jiao immediately sat up, grabbed his clothes and said, "Come on, my husband will let you soar into the sky! It's so exciting that you won't come down!"

There was no porridge in the big cafeteria today, so Lan Qing went out to buy it.

Just ran into Xin Ting.

Xin Ting saw him buy two big paper bowls of porridge.

Asked curiously: "Is it so light to drink porridge?"

"He Jiao's mouth hurts and he doesn't want to eat."

"Oh." Xin Ting nodded. At first, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, but after Lan Qing left for a while, the more Xin Ting thought about it, the more wrong it became.

Okay why does your mouth hurt?

Is it?

What amazing thing did he discover?

Mouth hurts, when will he let someone else hurt his mouth?

Xin Ting burst out laughing out of his own mind.

He immediately sent the good news to Xu Zihao.

Xu Zihao sent him this sentence: "Speak later, I'm chatting with my goddess."

Xin Ting's irritated mood instantly regained his calm and fell into a trough.

That's right, this guy Xu Zihao has fallen in love now, and he doesn't want to listen to his gossip anymore.

He Jiao has always wanted to wear a Hanfu at the comic exhibition. This time, he was invited to participate in an ancient costume mobile game conference. Many well-known cosplayers from home and abroad were invited to the conference, and they also sang.

Many Internet celebrities will appear.

He Jiao felt that this opportunity was so rare that he must show his skills.

Under his meticulous preparation, the image of a sexy female character in this costume mobile game was shown on him.

He Jiao originally wanted Lan Qing to be with him, so he played the role of a woman, and Lan Qing played the role of a man.

But Lan Qing refused to do it.

When he came to the scene, He Jiao found out that the ancient male character that Lan Qing originally wanted to play was played by Lan Yue.

He Jiao also said angrily: "Look, if you dress like this, aren't you more handsome than him? He's not as tall as you."

Lan Qing rolled her eyes, knowing that Lan Yue liked him, she probably read his circle of friends, knew that he was playing this role, so she deliberately played the male role of the same school as him, everyone's clothes can be regarded as couple clothes.

Seeing Lan Qing jealous, He Jiao laughed heartlessly at him.

Lan Yue walked towards them and greeted them with a smile, "Brother, why didn't you do the same thing with He Jiao?"

"Not interested." Lan Qing said, but he still felt upset when he saw them wearing couple outfits.

He Jiao saw the sword on Lan Yue's back, and the quality looked quite good.

This weapon is exactly the same as the weapon in the mobile game setting.

"Did you make this weapon yourself?"

"No, didn't you go to get the weapon? The staff provided the weapon and some peripheral accessories, and it seems that these will be sold later. You can ask the staff what set you want, over there." Blue Leap pointed in one direction.

He Jiao immediately rushed over impatiently.

Just as Lan Qing wanted to follow, Lan Yue grabbed his arm, taking advantage of He Jiao's absence, he said, "Brother, I like He Jiao."