The cp of the male god of abstinence is a super A boss

He Jiao stood at the door of the hot pot restaurant, looking at the dessert stand across the road, but didn't see Lan Qing, where did he go to buy ice cream?

At this time, Lan Qing came out of the alley and saw He Jiao standing in front of the hotpot restaurant. He turned around with a little guilty conscience and walked into the nearby drugstore.

He Jiao didn't see him, so He Jiao took out his mobile phone and sent him a message asking where he was. After Lan Qing saw the text message, he was thinking about how to make up the lie.

He's not good at lying.

The young lady in the pharmacy saw him come in and stand in front of the condom shelf without taking anything, so she walked towards him and asked in a low voice, "Handsome guy, what do you want to buy? We have a special price for daily necessities, buy 2 1 for free."

Subsistence supplies?

Lan Qing took a look and saw that there were 4 large characters written on the shelf selling condoms, daily necessities.

"I..." Lan Qing wanted to say that he didn't come to buy daily necessities, but the words suddenly changed to, "Do you have Okamoto 001?"

When the young lady heard this, she felt a little disappointed. Such a handsome little brother already has a girlfriend.

"Yes, buy 2 get 1 free. It's better to buy two boxes. There are 16 boxes in total, is that enough? If not enough, you can stock up on more. Anyway, these consumables are used up quickly. You can buy more while the event is going on now. "

When the young lady said that, she took 6 boxes for him at once, and pushed them into his hands with a smile, "Buy 4, get 2 free, 48 boxes, do you think it's okay?"

Lan Qing didn't look at it carefully, took it casually, nodded and went to the cashier to check out.

The young lady felt that her performance was about to reach the standard, so she happily took a few boxes of things from the shelf and brought them to him. When she was a child, she recommended to him: "This lubricating oil has a high rate of return. Do you need it? If you need it Just take it together, and this long-lasting spray, spray it, and it won't stop for an hour!"

"No need for this." Lan Qing rejected all the things that the young lady sold, and the young lady at the cash register settled the bill for him. After scanning the QR code and picking up the bag, Lan Qing left in a hurry.

The young lady said regretfully to the young lady at the cash register: "My performance..."

The lady at the cashier said jokingly: "You pushed the wrong thing. Seeing how powerful his figure is, why does he need a long-lasting spray? You should recommend contraceptives to him."

"Yes! Mistake!"

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When Lan Qing came out of the pharmacy, He Jiao saw him, and He Jiao walked towards him, "Are you buying medicine?"

Lan Qing stuffed the bag into his arms, "Here it is for you."

"I'm not sick..." He Jiao laughed, opened the bag and saw that Okamoto 001... "123456..."

He covered the bag, only to realize that it was a transparent bag, and he covered it with his hands so that no one could see it.

Hurriedly following Lan Qing who was already walking ahead, he whispered, "There are 48 in total, are you inviting me? Or a long-term appointment?"

It is impossible to use up 48 in one day, no matter how indulgent you are, it will take a week, right?

Isn't this a long-term contract?

Did he already want to open a new door with him?Enjoy the new century?

"You think too much, I'm afraid you haven't seen it, let you see it."

"Then you don't have to buy so much?"

"Buy a box and get 5 boxes free during the event."

He Jiao blinked, won't the business lose money by doing this?

He was covering the bag with both hands, and passers-by couldn't see what he was covering. The two of them walked to the entrance of the KFC dessert station together, and He Jiao saw the words under the billboard, buy 1 get 1 free.

He said pleasantly: "Do you like to give away things in business? Even ice cream can be given away!"

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"Look, look, the little brother who bought Okamoto from you has a little brother next to him."

"Damn it... Then I probably won't be able to sell the contraceptive pill if I push him, I should push the washer for him!"

When Xin Ting passed 309, he saw He Jiao sitting beside the bed, hugging the stairs up the upper bunk, and giggling there.

Xin Ting came in to take a look, but didn't see Lan Qing, so he came over and pushed He Jiao's head, "Why are you giggling here?"

He Jiao wouldn't tell him that just now he studied Okamoto 001 and found that all the ones Lan Qing bought were extra-large.

He was already imagining how exciting their happy life would be in the near future!

"Where did the president go?" Xin Ting asked.

"He said he was going to run after eating too much, so he should run down there." He Jiao said.

"Then why are you laughing here?"

"Smile, ten years old—" He Jiao grabbed Xin Ting and pulled him to the side, "Let me ask you a question."

"what?"

"Has Lan Qing ever been in love before?"

"No, he doesn't even have many friends, and he's still in a relationship. Who will talk to him? These days, he keeps his face tied up. Many girls think he's cool, but they can't bear to fall in love with him. .”

"how do you know?"

Xin Ting smirked, took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat to show him, and said after a while: "I am lurking among many girls."

"I'm going...it's amazing!"

Xin Ting clicked his tongue twice, and said with some emotion: "The president is not easy, you must treat him well, he is not very good at expressing himself, but he must be a good person, but he is too easy to be misunderstood. I was kind enough to give tutoring to my classmates, so I said a lot of knowledge that I knew, but instead of thanking him, the guy said behind his back that he deliberately showed off in front of him, a poor student, in order to gain a sense of presence. At that time, everyone was young and not very good at it. Dealing with this kind of interpersonal relationship, he has always been a child of other people's family, so it is easy to attract people's jealousy, and those who are jealous of him will combine to reject him, so he later became the indifferent look he is now, but I think Everyone should be eager for friends. I have known him since elementary school, but he is not willing to live in a dormitory with me. Now he is willing to live in a dormitory with you. He must have special feelings for you. He Jiao, can you Don't let him down."

"Don't worry, I will take responsibility." He Jiao smiled and put his arms around Xin Ting's shoulders. To be able to say these words to him, Xin Ting must be a real person. Let Lan Qing be a good friend, so from now on After that, Xin Ting is also He Jiao's good buddy!

"What's this?" Xin Ting pushed his hands back just to stretch his waist, but he found small boxes one after another, and he took them out casually.

He Jiao snatched it away, threw it into the quilt, pulled Xin Ting and pushed him out, "It's nothing, you go back to your dormitory!"

"Damn it... I saw it, I saw it! He Jiao, tell me the truth, how does it feel?" Xin Ting laughed until his eyes narrowed.

"Try it yourself!" He Jiao pushed him out awkwardly and quickly closed the door, feeling that his skin was still not thick enough!

Xin Ting leaned against the door and asked with an ambiguous expression, "Is that for you or the president? Or do you both use it?"