The cp of the male god of abstinence is a super A boss

Tom in the cartoon has never eaten Jerry in his life.

But in reality, Tom savors the taste of Jerry every day, and he never tires of it.

"On the sofa?" Lu Jie asked embarrassingly.

He glanced at the big balcony in the living room, the glass door was not closed, and the curtains were not drawn...

But the building on the opposite side is far away from him, so he may not be able to see it.However, it still made him feel very embarrassed.

Pei Ye pressed his forehead against his, and said with a smile, "I'm going to close the curtains, how are we doing in the living room today?"

Lu Jie rolled his eyes back and forth, although he was very shy but still looking forward to it.

He nodded and couldn't help laughing.

Pei Ye got up to close the sliding door and the curtains.

That way they won't be seen outside.

Lu Jie curled up and lay sideways on the sofa.

Pei Ye came over, sat beside him, and bent down to hug him.

"Little mouse, are you ready?"

Lu Jie looked at him with a smile.

"Ready, what are we going to do?"

"You don't have to do anything, just keep breathing." Pei Ye laughed, with him here, what do you need him to do?

His little baby, just lie down and win.

Lu Jie rolled his eyes at him, and spoke as if he was dying every time, and he couldn't breathe anymore.

This morning, He Jiao and Lan Qing got up to wash up and then went downstairs.

Just smelled a weird smell.

It tastes like mutton soup, but...

"Mom, what are you cooking?" He Jiao asked.

"I'm making soup for you." Inasha called out from the kitchen.

"Why is there a strange smell?"

"I don't remember what this thing is called. Anyway, it's very nourishing. The taste is a bit unpleasant, but it's okay. The soup is not bad."

Yi Nasha said that the names of those traditional Chinese medicines were so strange that she couldn't remember them anyway.

The two of them sat at the table, which already had beef porridge.

Since my mother and father got married, they have cooked porridge well.

Mom never ate rice before.

But then, with rice and noodles, I fell in love with it.

He Jiao filled Lan Qing with a bowl of porridge and said, "This is the rice from my father's hometown."

"Northeast rice?"

"Yeah—" He Jiao responded cutely.

Lan Qing touched his bouncy curly hair.

He Jiao squinted at him, and moved his head to touch him.

"Are you envious of my blonde hair?"

"Envy." Lan Qing grabbed his head with both hands and rubbed it.

His bangs were shaved to the top of his head, exposing his entire face.

His face is really good looking upside down.

He bowed his head and kissed him.

Inasa just came out with soup, and when she saw the two of them kissing, she immediately put the pot on the ground, took out her mobile phone and took a picture.

"You don't move!"

Inasa took a super invincible and loving photo, so excited to show them, she forgot to put a pot of soup in front of her feet.

As soon as he lifted his foot, he kicked the pot away.

"Ah...my soup!" Inasa hurriedly chased after the pot.

Fortunately, the pot only moved one meter.

Spilled a little, but didn't turn over.

She quickly picked up the pot.

"It's a good thing it didn't finish!"

"Auntie, I'll do it." Lan Qing hurried over to take over.

Inasa smiled and said, "After you drink it, it belongs to both of you."

"So much? Mom, don't you want to drink?" He Jiao asked.

"Don't drink, this is specially made for you guys, I have to finish it, I've been stewing it all morning." Inasa said, she went to get a mop to mop up the spilled soup.

He Jiao and Lan Qing smelled the smell, although there was a smell of Chinese medicine, but the soup made from fresh mutton and mutton bones was still very delicious.

The two drank soup and ate meat. In the middle of eating, Yinasha suddenly remembered something, came to the table and said: "This soup is a recipe given by your grandfather. It is said that it was left by his ancestors. You know your grandfather's The ancestors were the eunuchs next to the previous emperors of your country."

"Mom, it's an imperial doctor." He Jiao corrected, the ancestor was a eunuch, what else could they do?

"Oh? An imperial physician, yes, a doctor. This formula is said to be for the emperor. Doesn't the emperor have many concubines? He needs this."

Yi Nasha pointed to the pot of soup, but couldn't remember what the word was called. She gestured and said, "After eating this, the little tadpole will become stronger!"

"Pfft...is this aphrodisiac?" He Jiao asked.

"That's right, it's aphrodisiac, why do I keep forgetting, your Mandarin is too difficult to speak." Inasha said disgustedly.

Lan Qing was in embarrassment, so He Jiao took the mutton bone in his bowl, the mutton bone occupied the mutton bone.

He picked it up and handed it to Lan Qing's mouth.

"Brother, eat more."

Lan glanced at him sideways, did he dislike him for not being strong enough?

He Jiao smiled and said, "Eat it, it's meat after all."

Yi Nasha circled around and came to He Jiao's side. She asked in a low voice, "Son, don't you plan to counterattack?"

Lan Qing suddenly felt that the lamb chops were not tasty.

Mother-in-law instigated wife to retaliate against herself? !

"How tiring is it to fight back? Lying down and winning is the kingly way." He Jiao smiled, and said in a low voice, "I'm exhausted to kill other people's son, hehe."

Inasha thought about it, and felt right.

She immediately smiled and went over to fill Lan Qing with a little more soup, and scooped up the ingredients and the dregs of traditional Chinese medicine from the bottom of the pot for him.

"Lan Qing, these are the essence, you have to eat them, they have been stewed for a long time, they are soft enough to eat."

Lan Qing doesn't know what to do, who wants to eat medicine dregs...

"Mom, drinking the soup is enough, the dregs are no longer effective." He Jiao felt sorry for his wife, and quickly fished out the dregs for him.

"Then drink more soup." Inasha spooned two more spoonfuls of soup for Lan Qing.

Lan Qing's kindness was unstoppable, she drank a big bowl of soup and ate a lot of mutton.

His body felt warm all of a sudden.

He Jiao also drank a lot, but not as much as Lan Qing.

So when the two of them went out to play, He Jiao's coat was zipped up to his chin.

Lan Qing wanted to take off a coat.

The zipper is fully unzipped.

Make up...

In the next few days, He Yang happened to be going to the United States for a meeting. He Jiao and Lan Qing went to the United States to play for two days, and then just flew back to China from the United States.

When I arrived in the United States, there happened to be a film culture festival, and there were many superheroes in American movies.

So at the cultural festival, there will be many cosers playing various superheroes.

How could He Jiao miss this occasion?

Then Lan Qing became his follower, helping him carry a big backpack, which contained all kinds of his equipment, cosmetics and so on.

He Jiao has been in the Two-dimensional circle in the United States for many years, and he is very famous.

So in Xinghai Square, when He Jiao appeared wearing a phoenix crown and Xiapei, he was recognized instantly.

The tiny bead curtain on the phoenix crown hangs down, making his prosperous beauty faintly visible.

"Is it Mrs. Jiao?"

"Seems to be."

"It's really him, so beautiful!"

"What is he wearing?"

"It seems to be the dress worn by Orientals when they get married."

"so beautiful."

"Is that next to him his boyfriend?"

After He Jiao and Lan Qing entered the venue, they were soon surrounded by people.

Many people came up to inquire, and they were sure that it was Mrs. Jiao, and they all took photos with him.

In a corner of the venue, a man with long silver hair, dressed like a pirate, wore a half-ghost mask on his face.

In his hand he held a barrel-fired pistol.

Everyone thought that pistol was a prop, but only he knew that it was a real gun.