The cp of the male god of abstinence is a super A boss

Even with a thin skin, Lan Qing was pulled out by He Jiao.

As soon as Ku Manfu saw Lan Qing coming out, he said dissatisfiedly: "Slowly, the ugly daughter-in-law dare not see her in-laws?"

"You talk too much." Inasa slapped Kumanfu on the head.

When Kumanfu stood up, he was 1.9 meters [-] in height.

She was ten centimeters taller than Lan Qing.

He pulled away the chair next to him and said to He Jiao, "Nephew, come and sit here with uncle."

"I want to sit in front of the roasted rabbit." He Jiao laughed, pulling Lan Qing to sit in front of the plate of roasted rabbits.

Dad put the knife and fork in front of them, hugged He Jiao with one arm, and Lan Qing with the other, and said enthusiastically, "Lan Qing, treat yourself as your own home, don't be restrained."

"Okay, uncle." Lan Qing nodded.

How could it be possible to say casually?

He's still a little reserved.

He Jiao put on disposable gloves and pulled a rabbit's leg.

"Honey, eat a leg."

He Jiao fed the rabbit leg to Lan Qing's mouth.

Lan Qing took a bite. The meat of this foreign rabbit was so strong that he couldn't even bite it.

"Use your strength, use your hunk's strength, and bite him!" He Jiao said with a smile.

Lan Qing grabbed his hand, pulled hard, and finally bit off a piece of rabbit meat.

Lan Qing looked at the plates of meat on the table, they were all big pieces.

The roast suckling pig is placed on a large plate, and whoever wants to eat it can cut it with a knife.

And those seafood.

King crabs cost hundreds of dollars each in China. They don't know how much it is here, but there is a big plate that is bigger than his body, and the plate is full.

He couldn't name the grilled snails and various shellfish next to them. Those things were like a hodgepodge. He remembered that it was a stew in the Northeast, right?

Anyway, the plate that was bigger than a person was full of all kinds of shellfish, and the only thing he could name was oysters.

There are many other things, all baked, stewed, and stuffy.

No greens, not a single one.

A table is rectangular, about two meters long and five meters long.

A circle of people.

Those relatives and friends are all looking at Lan Qing.

But they are still enthusiastic, except for the face from the uncle, everyone else is smiling.

After everyone started, He Yang said, "Lan Qing can't drink, so let's have some beer."

"Is it okay, Lan Qing?" He Yang asked.

"Yes." Lan Qing nodded.

He Jiao just wanted to say something, but didn't have time.

Dad immediately happily went to carry the beer crate out.

"Hahaha, come, one bottle per person!" As soon as Dad opened the box, Lan Qing was startled, beer...is it such a big bottle?

Beer bottles are simple plastic bottles, but they are very large, a bit like the kind of pots they use to hold oil in China.

There is a handle, so the amount of a bottle is two catties by visual inspection.

He Jiao approached him, smiled softly and said, "Don't tell me you can drink it, a bottle of two and a half catties, don't waste it, it's shameful to waste it."

Lan Qing immediately wanted to pee...

Inasha opened a jug of beer, felt a jug of wine and said to everyone: "Today is a good day for my son to bring his partner home. Thank you for coming to our house as guests and witnessing the happy moment of my son. His partner is called Lan Qing, Lan Qing, come and say a few words to everyone—”

Lan Qing didn't expect that there would be this speech session. Fortunately, since he was a class leader since he was a child, he was very comfortable with this kind of scene.

He Jiao immediately applauded.

"it is good!"

Then everyone clapped along.

Lan Qing stood up and said, "Thank you uncle and aunt for your warm hospitality. As He Jiao's lover, I am honored to be favored by him. I, Lan Qing, will definitely treat He Jiao well in the future and live up to the deep love I have for He Jiao." , Live up to everyone’s support.”

Lan Qing looked at He Jiao, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and said seriously: "I love you, He Jiao, you will be the only love in my life forever."

"Wow--"

"Whoohoo-"

Those relatives and friends all cheered.

He Jiao smiled and hugged him, pouted and kissed him on the lips.

"I love you too, you will be the only man in my life—"

The two smiled and hugged.

One of Inasha's male friends excitedly pulled out Bobosha from under the table, turned around and shot outside.

The beeping sound is like the sound of firecrackers.

"Hahaha--"

Everyone happily got up and patted the table.

Hearing the gunshots, Lan Qing was still a little terrified, and the foreigners were all excited.

"Alright, alright, put the gun away." Inasha called.

They continued to eat meat and drink wine.

Lan Qing drank the wine honestly, and He Jiao leaned into his ear and told him.

"Don't be so serious, drink a little, drink a little, look at my dad, the textbook."

He Yang is not bad at drinking, but compared with these people, he is far behind.

So he always wears a big dark cotton coat when he eats.

Strong water absorption.

When I raised my head to drink, only a little went into my throat, and a lot flowed down my neck and onto my coat.

In this way, he will never get drunk.

Lan Qing took a closer look and found that it was true.

Anyway, everyone drinks together to have fun, and no one will ask how much you drink.

Anyway, if the wine bottle is empty, it means that the drink is finished.

"My husband will buy you a big black padded jacket another day." He Jiao smirked.

"I'd better pretend that drinking will kill me." Lan Qing whispered.

When washing the coat like this, it also takes a lot of laundry detergent, doesn't it?

Just when everyone was eating, drinking and drinking happily, something suddenly hit the window outside.

The glass windows were banging.

Everyone looked back and saw a huge black shadow outside.

"Ah, that stinky bear is here again." Inasha said with disgust.

The bear often came to them to steal food.

It is estimated that he smelled the smell of fireworks, so he ran here.

He Jiao immediately hugged Lan Qing and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, he doesn't dare to come in."

"Are you all so close to the bear?" Lan Qing saw the big black bear outside the window for the first time, less than ten meters away from him.

Still a little bit empty.

"He is often beaten by me." He Jiao said.

The big black bear has no medicine to eat their bad intentions, and just wants to join in the fun.

He didn't dare to come in, he really couldn't beat them.

He Yang broke off the skeleton of the pork that had been cut in half, took it out and threw it out after opening the window.

The big black bear took a bite, and happily gnawed outside.

Not long after, he finished eating and got up to clap the window again.

The uncle who was carrying the Bobosha lifted up the Bobosha angrily and shot at the window.

"It's endless, it's insatiable, I want to eat myself and hunt!"

beep-

"Stop it, my window is broken and you accompany me!" Inasha said kindly, threatening to pull out a grenade from under the table.

The uncle shrugged and looked at her pitifully.

The big black bear was scared away, the glass windows were broken, and the window frames were all rotten.

The wind blew in.

"Sorry-I drank too much—" the uncle put on a guilty expression, and said helplessly, "Anyway, it's all rotten, and an apology won't help."

"Close the window tonight, or you won't even think about going home!" Inasha yelled angrily.

"Oh—" the uncle shrugged pitifully.

The friends next to him laughed at him hahaha.