The cp of the male god of abstinence is a super A boss

He Jiao came out after washing up.

Lan Qing saw that when he opened the closet, all the cards in the closet were of the same style.

He casually took a set of light yellow pajamas and put them on.

It took him a while to recognize the super big cartoon pattern, it was Pikachu.

Pikachu, big and small, dazzled him.

He Jiao rummaged through the drawers of his wardrobe for a long time.

Lan Qing asked, "What are you looking for?"

"I need to find one bigger than a pen." He Jiao said.

Lan Qing laughed over there.

"It's only the first day."

"The first day is the first day." He Jiao said willfully.

"You give me an address."

"You want to come?" He Jiao immediately looked back at the phone screen.

"I won't be able to go for the time being. I'll choose one for you that's the same age as me."

"Hmm... OK—" He Jiao laughed, got up and came over to write the address for him with his mobile phone.

"Then I'll wait."

"Well, that's it for tonight. If we talk any more, I really won't be able to sleep."

"I can't sleep with a masturbation cup."

"I don't want it, I want to keep it for you." Lan Qing smiled ambiguously, and said this in a low voice on purpose.

He Jiao blew kisses across the air to the screen.

"Wait for you—"

The video chat between the two of them finally ended after four hours.

He Jiao got under the covers, he was really not used to sleeping alone.

Brother Lan Qing must not be used to it either.

He found a pillow on the Internet and sent it to him.

When sleeping without him, just hug Pikachu as a pillow!

It was a good time to bear it on the first night, after all, there were still traces left on my body before I left.

But young people, the body repairs quickly.

After a few days, He Jiao became very lonely.

Ask three times a day, where is the express delivery?

Every time Lan Qing sees this news, she finds it both funny and cute.

It took a long time for the cross-border package, and He Jiao hadn't waited for it yet, and he was already overwhelmed.

This afternoon, he ran into the kitchen and rummaged through the many fruits and vegetables for substitutes.

Mom came in just in time and saw him digging through fruits and vegetables, she widened her eyes and asked, "Since when did you like eating fruits?"

"Ah... Lan Qing likes to eat. I have to eat fruit every day, and I'm infected. I can't live without it for a day." He Jiao laughed awkwardly, originally wanted to take that eggplant.

Eggplant cannot be eaten raw, so I took the cucumber next to it.

"Wash it clean, it's cow dung." Mom said, she took a knife and said, "I'll peel the skin for you and pickle it with some chili peppers?"

"No, no, I like to eat it with the skin on. It's high in fiber and laxative." He Jiao took the cucumber and ran away.

"Constipation? There are bananas in the living room, which are super moisturizing." Mom said.

"Oh, okay—" He Jiao came to the living room and saw that Niu Jiao was really good, just as good as his wrist.

He broke one and went back to the room.

Dad came back with a few uncles carrying a shotgun and a deer in his hand.

"Where's your son? Isn't he up yet?" Dad asked.

Mom said: "Get up and go back to the room."

Mom came to him and whispered, "I took a cucumber and ran away."

"Oh?" Dad blinked, and it took two or three seconds for him to react.

Suddenly, he held the shotgun on his shoulder in his arms with a look of reluctance.

"I'm going to kill Lan Qing!"

Mom burst out laughing and pushed him.

"Don't make trouble, are you stupid?"

"He fucked my son," Dad snorted.

"He doesn't mess with your son, even if your son fucks other people's sons, his father will kill our son too?" Mom optimist enlightened dad.

Dad also made a joke.

"Oh, young man, you really know how to play."

He Jiao went back to the room and locked it.

I took a photo and sent it to Lan Qing.

Lan Qing is going out with her parents to buy new year's goods at the moment.

Their family prepares a lot of things every year for Chinese New Year.

On New Year's Eve, I will take it to my grandpa's house.

All relatives will have dinner at grandpa's house.

Everyone will bring things, and whoever brings more things will have more face.

Lan Qing and Lan Yue, each pushing a shopping cart, followed behind their parents.

Parents are responsible for shopping, and the two of them are here to push the cart.

When passing the snack rack, Lan Qing took a look at those potato chips and spicy sticks.

Those are what He Jiao likes to eat.

Others add ham and eggs to instant noodles, while he adds spicy strips and stinky tofu to instant noodles.

Lan Qing casually grabbed a pack of stinky tofu nearby and looked at it.

Lan Yue said, "Isn't it too shabby to eat this kind of food during Chinese New Year?"

Lan Qing didn't say anything, and put the stinky tofu back.

If he is not there, the stinky tofu will be stinky, if he is there, the stinky tofu will be delicious.

Suddenly there was a message on the phone, he took it out to see that it was from He Jiao.

He pushed the shopping cart a little farther away to prevent them from seeing the content of the text message.

Lan Qing didn't react when she first saw it.

I thought He Jiao was simply asking him to appreciate the difference between foreign cucumbers and bananas and domestic ones.

Before Lan Qing replied, He Jiao sent another message, "It doesn't work."

Lan Qing looked around, but fortunately no one saw it.

He replied to him: "It's over?"

He Jiao: "Oh."

He Jiao didn't want to say anything, just a little depressed.

You can't get what you want.

"Lan Qing, come here." Dad called out from there.

Lan Qing sent a message to He Jiao, saying, "I'm shopping in the supermarket to buy new year's goods, so I'll reply later."

He Jiao: "You continue, and I will continue."

Then He Jiao stopped being careful.

Lan Qing didn't bother him anymore.

Let him continue slowly.

These days, Lu Jie ran out early every day and came back very late at night.

After all, it made parents suspicious.

Lu Jie's mother said very tactfully: "Don't go out today, go out every day, Chinese New Year is coming soon, stay at home well, today mom is going to buy more food, you can invite your friends to have a meal at home. "

Lu Jie looked at his mother strangely.

What does it mean?

My mother knew it from his expression. He is a simple person, everything is written on his face.

"Call your girlfriend over for dinner." Mom said angrily, so straightforward, you should know, right?

"I...I don't have a girlfriend." Lu Jie said awkwardly.

"No girlfriend?" Mom said in disbelief, "I don't believe it, you go out every day, what is it if you are not in a relationship? I will not object to your dating. At this age, there is nothing wrong with falling in love. , is it your girlfriend... who is older than your mother?"

Lu Jie blinked and shook his head.

"I really don't have a girlfriend."

"Then who do you go out for a day drinking? Boyfriend?" Lu Jie's heart skipped a beat, but he didn't answer.

Mom also joked, not expecting to see his expression like this.

Mom stood up from the sofa at once.

"No? Are you talking about a boyfriend?"

Dad heard the sound and immediately came out of the study.

"What boyfriend?"

Lu Jie looked at his parents, sighed for a long time, and then said: "My...boyfriend...named Pei Ye, this year, 27 years old..."