I opened the academy in Liaozhai

1. Get married

There is a joke that has been circulating for 300 years in the Liaozhai world:

When you (me) are successful in cultivation, we will get married.

Whenever a foolish monster from a corner confesses his love to his sweetheart like this, he will always get an unrestrained "hahaha" from the onlookers.

At this time, the one who has been confessed will most likely leave with his head held high.

The onlookers tend to laugh the loudest at this time.

"Hahahahaha, look at that fool, how dare he say such things to his sweetheart!"

"Hey, hey, bumpkin, he doesn't plan to get married in his life."

"Puff, that girl is really as good-tempered as Shi Jun, and she didn't beat that stupid boy out."

"Emmm, I just don't know if that kid has Mr. Zhu's luck..."

Everyone exchanged subtle glances with each other.

It has been 300 years since the earth and the world changed, and the demons and ghosts moved into the Liaozhai world under the protection of historians.

For humans, 300 years is enough to blur history.But for the alien species with a long lifespan, what happened 300 years ago is no different from what happened yesterday.

Most of the monsters in the Liaozhai world remember the scene where Mr. Zhu proposed to Mr. Shi again through his drunkenness after the migration celebration banquet.

It was obviously a good thing, but it was disrupted by Mr. Zhu's sentence "When you succeed in cultivation, we will get married".As a result, the bright red Xitang was not seen, but everyone saw the flames of the third prince.

——Mr. Zhu was beaten out by the Great God of the Three Altars for lack of sincerity.

Then the joke of "I'll get married as soon as I'm successful in cultivation" swept through the Liaozhai world at the fastest speed.

Now, everyone knows that these are the words that Mr. Zhu proposed to Mr. Shi 500 years ago.

The stunned little monster next to him timidly asked: "What's wrong with this sentence? It should be married after a successful cultivation..."

There is more than one monster without common sense just now?

The onlookers looked at the little gray monster in amazement, and their hairy ears trembled.

Finally, a kind passerby explained with a smile: "Mr. Shi and Mr. Zhu have been together for a long time, but they have never been able to get married. We are different. I want to wait for Shi Jun to succeed in cultivation, unless all human beings break through the limit of talent—"

The little monster opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Ah? Then Mr. Zhu, isn't he, isn't he—"

The kind-hearted passer-by, Ying Ning, couldn't hold back, and let out a clear laugh like a wind chime, "Hey, it's not impossible for all human beings to make a breakthrough. After all, I heard that their technology has advanced enough to fly to the moon. But don't think about it in three to five hundred years." It's a good thing. Mr. Zhu will have to wait a long time~ a long time~"

2. God

"Second brother, where did these messy and smelly things come from?" Nezha waved a burst of flames, forcing back the dark shadows in the sky, his expression full of impatience.

Yang Jian commanded the Yin soldiers and Yin generals to transform, and said with a frown, "I heard from Su Xiao that it is a specialty of the West. What are they called vampires, werewolves, giants, and gargoyles?"

"It looks similar to the wolf cubs at home, but it's disgusting inside." Nezha retreated to avoid a puddle of blood, disgusted, "These are all ghosts that came out of nowhere. That poor man in the west These are the only things that grow in the place, and there are still living people there?"

Yang Jian said calmly, "So the Westerners have come to China to take up space, haven't they?"

Nezha was furious when he heard the words: "We moved demons and goblins into the Liaozhai Realm to make room for these red-haired and green-eyed people! Kill! Kill all these guys who dare to come to Kyushu to staking their land!"

The God of Killing was unsealed, and Huntian Ling turned into a blood-colored sky covering the earth.

Nezha went all out to attack ten camps of the Western Allied Forces. Six clans of vampires were maimed. To work as a coolie in the Liaozhai world...

Nezha picked up the gun and cleaned the west, and then he went back to Jiangkou to find his second brother's cousin with satisfaction.

"Tsk, I thought they were capable. They dared to tease Kyushu with this little ability."

After reading the information sent by his subordinates, Yang Jian said: "Western aliens are weaker than Kyushu, and they are also more dependent on humans. For example, in this large-scale invasion, Western aliens hope to occupy Kyushu to prevent the decline of power. Western humans hope to open up new continents to seize more. Multiple interests, human beings and aliens are entangled in their interests, and make the same decision together. The integration of the West has already begun, and Kyushu can no longer be closed."

Daojun, who has always been aloof from the world, raised his head from the desk, his eyes sharp:

"The speed of change in the world is accelerating, and this world is becoming less and less suitable for the survival of ancient aliens, so Su Xiao speeds up his migration to the Liaozhai world."

Different from the passive integration of aliens and humans in the West, the gods of Kyushu chose to open up another path: moving.

For the people of Kyushu who settled down and relocated, this was an extremely painful decision. The turmoil of moving from the present world to the Liaozhai world lasted for 50 years.

The claws of the Western aliens were cut off, and the local spirits were busy moving, and the Kyushu practice world was calm for a while.

Without the aliens involved in human struggles, Kyushu quickly repelled the invaders and restored calm.

congratulations.

Only Su Xiao looked bitter and bitter when facing the temples of the Lord of the World that were blooming everywhere in the Liaozhai Realm.

"what is this?"

Mr. Qiantang said solemnly: "The little monsters spontaneously built a temple for you."

Su Xiao: "I know, but why did they build this thing?"

Mr. Qiantang smiled: "Of course it is to pray for your protection."

Su Xiao glared at his friend: "Don't make trouble. Although the Liaozhai world was born in my own writing, it has grown into a real small world with everyone's efforts. I don't have any privileges. What protection do I give?"

"I'm just an ordinary person who occasionally likes to tell stories and occasionally teach and educate people!"

Mr. Qiantang smiled slightly, but did not make a sound.

No matter how Su Xiao understands it, she is actually the most special one in the Liaozhai world.

Although Su Xiao wasn't used to it, she still didn't demolish the temple built by the little monsters.After thinking twice, she clapped her hands and said, "Since we have a ready-made house, let's not waste it. Let's turn it into an academy!"

As a result, Liaozhai Academy blossomed everywhere, and Su Xiao became the principal of all the academies in the Liaozhai world.

Su Xiao: I never expected that I would be able to open a part-time job into a chain store.

In the world of Liaozhai, temples and academies are equated, so in the mouths of the younger generation, these two words have undergone some changes, and finally successfully merged into one, becoming a fashionable word from the human world: school.

Su Xiao's desire to enshrine the disappearance of his temple has been realized from another angle to some extent, which is really gratifying.

But the kind-hearted Daoist Yang Jian didn't tell her that there is no time when new beliefs will gradually become popular in the world, and every exam must worship the god of exams.

—— According to legend, this god holds a Lin pen in his hand and claims to be a historian, recording all human knowledge.

3. Internet life

With the arrival of the new century, Su Xiao is gearing up, and finally ushered in the long-awaited life on the Internet.She contacted the national government immediately, established a communication channel, and connected the Liaozhai community to the Internet.

When all the monsters were confused, Su Xiao couldn't wait to rush into the ancient chat room, unable to extricate himself, and did not hesitate to neglect his loved ones.It was Su Qing who couldn't bear it anymore, and used her tail to catch the Internet-addicted youth who was addicted to the Internet and refused to go home.

Everyone thought that Su Xiao was cursed by this new thing, and the emotionally agitated General Tiger even flattered that he wanted to scratch the fishermen who made the "Internet" into pieces.

Su Xiao, who was forced to disconnect from the Internet, in order not to leave his beloved network, reluctantly gave up his time to drag everyone into the water and show them the beauty of the Internet.

Although Yang Jian and Nezha are old antiques, they mastered the surfing skills the fastest, and waved their hands back to the dojo with their stupid machines to play.

Dragons love freedom by nature, and are full of desire to explore the world. In addition, the bait of spiritual communication with handsome men and beautiful women is hanging in front of them, so it is not difficult to learn to surf the Internet.

The real big troubles are those big monsters who don't like reading and lack common sense.

In the early days of the Internet, big monsters often made jokes on the Internet because of old-fashioned wording and lack of common sense.

such as:

"Dial-up Internet access through cats. I don't know what breed of cats can access the Internet!!!"

"Is the Internet toxic? Can it see what's going on in my head? Can it monitor my every move? What kind of spell is this?"

Another example:

General Tiger, who came back from an online dating meeting, had a broken face: "Why is the girl I chatted with a man, and she called me a pedophile when we first met! There is a problem with the Internet!! I don't accept it!!!"

Su Xiao: Daju, last time I said "no one knows you are a dog in the Internet age", you agree 100% with every word except "dog".Red flag please don't fall so fast~

4. Work

Although the Liaozhai world is an independent small world, it is still inseparable from the nurturing of the human world.

Before the advent of the new century, the monsters in the world brought the property and manpower needed for the development of the small world by "walking the rivers and lakes". Anyway, the human world is turbulent enough, and disappearing will not arouse suspicion.

But after the advent of the new century, the new country promulgated the strictest law in history: After the founding of the country, animals are prohibited from becoming sperm.The situation facing the Liaozhai community suddenly became severe.

It was Yang Jian and Nezha who went out together and brought back the contract of establishing diplomatic relations between the Liaozhai world and the human world, and the situation eased again, and the material exchange was not interrupted.

But after all, it is a new century with strict household registration management. Business without capital cannot be done, the population cannot be hidden, materials cannot be smuggled, and the source of funds is also limited.The monsters have been eating bran and swallowing vegetables for ten years and are still at a loss, so they can only ask Shi Jun to find them a job.

Su Xiao rolled his eyes and had an idea: Love work, have plenty of time, and have plenty of hair?Very good, all of you can update the web articles for me!

Time flows like water.

"Warmly celebrate the [-]th anniversary of the establishment of Liaozhai Chinese Website"

Holding his hat, General Tiger looked up at the banner at the entrance to the Liaozhai Realm, and suddenly tears welled up from his eyes: "Ten years, ten years have passed~"

"That's right, you've been bald for almost ten years." A brisk voice sounded from behind General Tiger.

who is it? !How dare you stroke a tiger's beard!

General Hu turned his head and saw the charming and enchanting beauty behind him, and couldn't help but lose his voice: "It's you, Xin Shishiniang!"

Xin Shishiniang giggled, "Long time no see, General. I heard that your alopecia areata is still not healed?"

General Hu didn't dare to touch Shi Jun's disciple, so he could only glare at him: "I'm not bald!!!"

Xin Shiniang covered her lips with a charming posture and smiled: "It's the little girl who made a slip of the tongue. The famous author of 'Tiger Roaring in the Mountain Forest' has never been troubled by hair, weight, or worry."

General Hu's expression changed drastically immediately, and he turned into a big orange and slid under Xin Shishiniang's skirt.

Xin Shiniang was caught off guard, and was about to blush him out, but was distracted by the passionate protests.

"Where? Where is that dog in the Tiger Roaring Mountain Forest! Labor and management are going to kill that Tie Hanhan today!"

"Kill that stinky orange cat! I, the Tiger Clan, won't push my wife away!"

"Down with the sick cat! Return my heroine!"

"Down with the sick cat!"

……

Even the amiable customs lady put away her business smile just now, turned the business card over with a "bang", revealing the huge words "suspension of business", and then drew out her knife with a cold face: "The tiger thief comes out and dies!"

The beautiful and charming Miss Customs was furious, revealing the dragon's unique reverse scales on her neck.

Xin Shishiniang's heart shrank violently from the breath of the dragon clan, and the big orange on the bottom of her skirt flinched and rubbed against her body.

Xin Shishiniang: ... Is he really the last person who forced a marriage that I have hated for hundreds of years?Just this virtue?

Su Xiao, who came to urge the update, shook his head in the cloud: Tsk, after so many years, Daju still hasn't made any progress.

In the past, he raised ghosts, and the old lady who was full of scheming was only used as a groomer and shoveler.Originally thought that this guy was going to be outdated in the new century, but who knew that he would be able to forcefully write a 300 million-word Gongdou drama on the Internet based on the old lady's thoughts, which became an instant hit.

Su Xiao looked up and down at the big orange cat by Xin Shiniang's side, touched his chin and pondered: His prototype still looks like he has a lot of hair, or can he add more burdens to his beloved general?

How about letting him write another one?

Not good, the workload seems a bit light.After all, the reaction speed of cats is extremely fast, and the speed of [-] words per hour is just normal.

Do you want him to tell the young people in the Liaozhai world about the outside world at the same time?Think of it as a storyteller to relax your mind, not much, 48 class hours in a semester.

Emmm, it seems that his work is not full enough, and he still has spare time, or... the signing event in the industry is also arranged?

General Tiger shuddered and looked around tremblingly, "Who, who is persecuting me? Damn job, go away! I have no hair! My hair now is all hair transplants! Otherwise, don't say winter, I don't even have summer hair." The fur is gone!"

So I don't know anything about the author who writes an essay and solicits a manuscript!

(End of the book)