I opened the academy in Liaozhai
Chapter 78
78
Hearing that none of the ghosts planned to marry Ning Caichen, this marriage that has been sung for thousands of years by later generations has completely failed, Su Xiao felt a little bit guilty of destroying the legendary marriage.
But thinking that the current version of "Nie Xiaoqian" has only one male protagonist and five female protagonists, Su Xiao felt that it would be good if the story of his special liking was completely transformed.
Ning Caichen was pleased to see that this group of miserable ghosts were taken in by the academy, and he didn't regret missing the beauties at all.
Yan Chixia secretly praised her brothers' determination in her heart: These are all lively beauties, but Brother Ning can sit still and find a way out for them in the end, he is really a gentleman in troubled times.
Su Xiao said: "Then why did the tree demon talk about marriage before he died?"
The leader of the Yangui showed fear, and tremblingly said: "The tree demon wants to celebrate the birthday of the Black Mountain Lord, but the treasury is poor and there are no treasures. After thinking twice, he hit our sisters with the idea. It is said that it was He flattered the next general under the Heishan Monarch, promised to send a beauty, and only asked the general to say something nice for him. For some reason, the news changed in the mouth of the tree demon, and the general actually said that Heishan Monarch wanted to marry the beauty he sent. "
Su Xiao: ...There is a flaw.There is a gap in the middle of the story. Isn’t the beauty given to the Heishan Lord’s subordinates? Why did Heishan Lord marry his wife suddenly?
Su Xiao asked again, but all the ghosts shook their heads.
The tree demon's method of restraining the ghosts is extremely harsh, and these romantic and beautiful female ghosts know almost nothing about the outside world.
Seeing that there was nothing to ask, Su Xiao could only ask them to retire, and asked Xin Weng to arrange for this group of special employees.
The treatment of the ghosts in the academy is comparable to that of Ning Caichen. The job in charge is to pour out the sufferings of the world to the little fools of the monster family, until the water in the cubs' minds is cleared, and they will not be sold by the scholars when they go out.
After settling down the female ghost, Su Xiao began to worry: Compared with provoking Black Mountain Lord again, destroying the legendary romance is actually not a big deal.
You must know that the Yaozu has not been civilized for many years, and still retains the ancient custom of snatching relatives. Ning Caichen brought back the ghosts, which in the eyes of the Yaozu is snatching.
Mr. Montenegro may not care about mere female ghosts, but he must care about face.It is certain that Ning Caichen's behavior will lead to retaliation, and the other people who were also present will not be able to escape.
Su Xiao thought sadly: Last time Lord Heishan was dispatched, her house was smashed into ruins, and Qingqing was beaten into a fool.Should she act first and ask His Highness the Third Prince to eliminate harm for the people?
The god of the Santan Haihui is the ultimate weapon against dragons. Once he makes a move, Heijiao Buluan will definitely go to Huangquan Erlang Shenjun as a guest.
Su Xiao thought about it again and again, and decided not to use the big move, so as not to bring fatal harm to the bear boy who hurt the friend's family.
But the academy has a lot of fragile cubs after all, if Heijiao Buluan came to question him, the children would not be able to bear him tormenting.
After discussing with Ning Caichen and Yan Chixia, Su Xiao decided to divide the army into two groups, with the scholar Taoist guarding the academy, and she took five urns to Suzhou and Hangzhou.
Ning Caichen was so moved that the monster he believed to be ferocious could entrust him with such trust, he bowed to the end, expressing that he would live and die with the academy.
Yan Chixia helped her forehead, and then said that she would definitely take good care of the academy.
Xin Weng was not in a hurry, he was full of trust in Su Xiao, and his farewell words were:
"I wish you good fortune in martial arts."
Su Xiao: ...
Su Xiao: All right, the god Erlang and the third prince enshrined in our family are all gods of war, so it’s not wrong to use this word for parting.
In this way, Su Xiao took Nie Xiaoqian for five people and came to the beautiful city of Hangzhou again.
The young man in Tsing Yi who met in front of Lanruo Temple was left behind by Su Xiao, a fool.
What this person is looking for is a legendary power, what does it have to do with me, an unemployed storyteller!
——I believe that Xin Weng will take good care of this unknown boss.
Su Qing was almost laughed at by Su Xiao's childish evasion. Regardless of the helpless Xin Weng, and the cubs who were laughing and gloating, they raised their feet and silently followed behind the absent-minded Su Xiao.
He wants to see when this fool will find himself!
Sensing keenly that the big boss was upset, the ghosts huddled in the urn, trying to be as quiet as possible.
No one reminded him, Su Xiao was so dull that he lived up to expectations, until he stepped into the gate of Xu Xian's home medical clinic, he was reminded by Xu Xian to notice the person not far from him.
Su Xiao turned pale with shock: "Why did you keep up?"
The handsome son had a deep expression: "I have a sister who was fascinated by a human scholar, and she is determined to marry someone to repay her kindness. As long as you can make her change her mind, I will give you anything you want."
"That's impossible." Su Xiao blurted out, "How many goblins in this world don't want to marry a scholar?"
The number of monsters who don't want to marry a scholar is definitely rarer than the number of women on earth who don't want to marry a billionaire.
That's a scholar!
The ultimate dream of monsters, the lover of dreams!
Su Xiao has seen the monsters in the world of Liaozhai, and it's scary to be crazy: as long as there is a chance, even the male monsters will not let go of the opportunity to post!
Su Qing looked at Xu Xian with serious eyes, but her words were very gentle, "But I heard that you have successfully persuaded many couples to fall in love with monsters."
When Su Xiao looked over, Su Qing frowned, with a worried look, "I don't want my sister to be deceived by humans."
Seeing that the beautiful man was sad, Su Xiao felt distressed, "Please don't do this. How about you tell the reason, even if I can't give a solution, I can solve it."
Seeing that Su Xiao hadn't recognized him yet, Su Qing's expression became even more sad, but her heart felt like she had knocked over the seasoning shop, she ground her teeth secretly.
Xu Xian recognized his wife and brother a long time ago, and wanted to say hello, but was stopped by Su Qing's cold eyes.The good-tempered brother-in-law is not angry—what is there to be angry with the young man who is trying to be single—he pretended not to notice anything, and stood aside with great interest to watch a pair of lovers fight, not caring about the twisted words in the brother-in-law's mouth story.
The more Su Xiao listened, the more familiar he became, and the more Su Qing talked, the darker his expression became.
When Su Qing thought that Su Xiao would be dull to the end, Su Xiao slowly showed the expression of being struck by lightning:
As agreed with Liaozhai, why did the White Snake fax get in here? !
She selectively ignored the painting book of Legend of Tang, which was the origin of her bad friend Qiantang Jun. As if opening her eyes to see the world for the first time, she carefully looked at the very kind young man in Tsing Yi from head to toe.
... like in!Xiaoqing! !
Su Xiao's mind was in chaos, and he said decisively: "I can't do it, I'm sorry, please be clever, and leave!"
She wanted to run away.
Su Qing squinted her pupils and pinned Su Xiao: "It's a long road, and the monster is lonely. Since you can't stop my sister from accompanying me, Su Su, just pay me for yourself."
Su Xiao: I treat you as my best friend, but you want to pick on me? !
She shook her head like a rattle in her heart: fake, definitely fake.It is absolutely impossible for my best friend to be a master of women's clothing!The ancient world was not so avant-garde!
"Sir, I heard that Qing'er is here..."
Bai Suzhen's call broke Su Xiao's delusion of escape.
Thinking of how she used to rely on the male god in front of her as a best friend, was too lazy to do things, loves to complain, act like a baby, lay on the bed, unkempt, gritty, picky eaters... Su Xiao felt suffocated from the bottom of her heart.
Social death is today, maybe this is life...
His mentality collapsed, and Su Xiao ran away in embarrassment without raising his head.She absolutely does not want to meet anyone related to Su Qing today!
Su Xiao wailed in his heart: This kind of black history that can no longer be surpassed unexpectedly appeared in his life.Son, take me away!
Running around without knowing the direction, Su Xiao stopped in front of a tea stall before his leg was broken.
Zi once said: When you are unhappy, the best way is to dig a hole and pull others to jump into it.
A moment later, Su Storyteller Xiao appeared on stage again.
Su Xiao who spoke again was no longer Wuxia Amon. Facing the audience at the tea stand, she did not choose obscure historical myths, but told traditional Chinese stories that she loved.
"Young woodcutter, did you fall into the river with this golden axe, or this silver axe, or this iron axe?"
Now that the storyteller has opened, Su Xiao naturally upholds the tradition and tells the story of the woodcutter and the river god in a hundred different ways.
So the audience, who were excitedly waiting for the woodcutter to get rich and marry his wife, accepted all kinds of unimaginable endings with a dazed expression.
Including but not limited to: the honest woodcutter was dragged by the injured river god to demand compensation, the unlucky woodcutter was confiscated by the river god because of his honesty, the honest woodcutter was presented with a golden and silver axe by the river god, the unlucky Before the river god could find the culprit, the woodcutter pulled the ax off his head and died...
The audience was filled with anger, but the fair-skinned and beautiful Confucian scholar smiled, his eyebrows and eyes curved.
Su Xiao's mood finally improved.
The people who couldn't afford to offend the scholars, who dared to be angry but dared not speak out, could only drink tea with their heads sullen, pretending not to care.
It was rare for Su Xiao to be self-willed for a while, so he didn't have to worry about being chased by the audience, and he continued to talk about the one hundred and one endings of the river god and the woodcutter in his own way.
She was talking vigorously, but the crowd who secretly listened to the book scattered away.
Su Xiao frowned unhappily: There are many unexpected guests at the tea stand.
Bu Luan is graceful and graceful, sitting in the tea stall like a grand master's chair, it is either rich or expensive at first glance.
I heard that many poor people here are coolies. They dare to get close to scholars, but they dare not approach the sight of nobles.
So the first time Bu Luan arrived, Su Xiao's audience ran away.If it weren't for the reluctance to part with the family belongings, and knowing that the monk would not be able to escape the temple if he ran away, even the owner of the tea stall would want to escape.
"I didn't expect you to be reduced to this point."
Aroused by the visitors, Su Xiao rolled his eyes, secretly clenched the writing brush in his sleeve, ignored the black dragon's ridicule, and said mockingly: "Young Dragon God, did you lose your childhood sweetheart named Bai Suzhen, or A beautiful concubine named Nie Xiaoqian is five in one, or is it just your face?"
Heijiao Buluan's face darkened: "What I'm looking for is a lady who can speak well and knows astronomy and geography."
Even though he was well prepared in his heart, Su Xiao couldn't help but "fuck" in his heart: This scheming Black Mountain Lord actually responded to her provocation, where is his city?
But what the female wife said... what does this guy want to do? !
The author has something to say: Poor Su Xiao~
Hearing that none of the ghosts planned to marry Ning Caichen, this marriage that has been sung for thousands of years by later generations has completely failed, Su Xiao felt a little bit guilty of destroying the legendary marriage.
But thinking that the current version of "Nie Xiaoqian" has only one male protagonist and five female protagonists, Su Xiao felt that it would be good if the story of his special liking was completely transformed.
Ning Caichen was pleased to see that this group of miserable ghosts were taken in by the academy, and he didn't regret missing the beauties at all.
Yan Chixia secretly praised her brothers' determination in her heart: These are all lively beauties, but Brother Ning can sit still and find a way out for them in the end, he is really a gentleman in troubled times.
Su Xiao said: "Then why did the tree demon talk about marriage before he died?"
The leader of the Yangui showed fear, and tremblingly said: "The tree demon wants to celebrate the birthday of the Black Mountain Lord, but the treasury is poor and there are no treasures. After thinking twice, he hit our sisters with the idea. It is said that it was He flattered the next general under the Heishan Monarch, promised to send a beauty, and only asked the general to say something nice for him. For some reason, the news changed in the mouth of the tree demon, and the general actually said that Heishan Monarch wanted to marry the beauty he sent. "
Su Xiao: ...There is a flaw.There is a gap in the middle of the story. Isn’t the beauty given to the Heishan Lord’s subordinates? Why did Heishan Lord marry his wife suddenly?
Su Xiao asked again, but all the ghosts shook their heads.
The tree demon's method of restraining the ghosts is extremely harsh, and these romantic and beautiful female ghosts know almost nothing about the outside world.
Seeing that there was nothing to ask, Su Xiao could only ask them to retire, and asked Xin Weng to arrange for this group of special employees.
The treatment of the ghosts in the academy is comparable to that of Ning Caichen. The job in charge is to pour out the sufferings of the world to the little fools of the monster family, until the water in the cubs' minds is cleared, and they will not be sold by the scholars when they go out.
After settling down the female ghost, Su Xiao began to worry: Compared with provoking Black Mountain Lord again, destroying the legendary romance is actually not a big deal.
You must know that the Yaozu has not been civilized for many years, and still retains the ancient custom of snatching relatives. Ning Caichen brought back the ghosts, which in the eyes of the Yaozu is snatching.
Mr. Montenegro may not care about mere female ghosts, but he must care about face.It is certain that Ning Caichen's behavior will lead to retaliation, and the other people who were also present will not be able to escape.
Su Xiao thought sadly: Last time Lord Heishan was dispatched, her house was smashed into ruins, and Qingqing was beaten into a fool.Should she act first and ask His Highness the Third Prince to eliminate harm for the people?
The god of the Santan Haihui is the ultimate weapon against dragons. Once he makes a move, Heijiao Buluan will definitely go to Huangquan Erlang Shenjun as a guest.
Su Xiao thought about it again and again, and decided not to use the big move, so as not to bring fatal harm to the bear boy who hurt the friend's family.
But the academy has a lot of fragile cubs after all, if Heijiao Buluan came to question him, the children would not be able to bear him tormenting.
After discussing with Ning Caichen and Yan Chixia, Su Xiao decided to divide the army into two groups, with the scholar Taoist guarding the academy, and she took five urns to Suzhou and Hangzhou.
Ning Caichen was so moved that the monster he believed to be ferocious could entrust him with such trust, he bowed to the end, expressing that he would live and die with the academy.
Yan Chixia helped her forehead, and then said that she would definitely take good care of the academy.
Xin Weng was not in a hurry, he was full of trust in Su Xiao, and his farewell words were:
"I wish you good fortune in martial arts."
Su Xiao: ...
Su Xiao: All right, the god Erlang and the third prince enshrined in our family are all gods of war, so it’s not wrong to use this word for parting.
In this way, Su Xiao took Nie Xiaoqian for five people and came to the beautiful city of Hangzhou again.
The young man in Tsing Yi who met in front of Lanruo Temple was left behind by Su Xiao, a fool.
What this person is looking for is a legendary power, what does it have to do with me, an unemployed storyteller!
——I believe that Xin Weng will take good care of this unknown boss.
Su Qing was almost laughed at by Su Xiao's childish evasion. Regardless of the helpless Xin Weng, and the cubs who were laughing and gloating, they raised their feet and silently followed behind the absent-minded Su Xiao.
He wants to see when this fool will find himself!
Sensing keenly that the big boss was upset, the ghosts huddled in the urn, trying to be as quiet as possible.
No one reminded him, Su Xiao was so dull that he lived up to expectations, until he stepped into the gate of Xu Xian's home medical clinic, he was reminded by Xu Xian to notice the person not far from him.
Su Xiao turned pale with shock: "Why did you keep up?"
The handsome son had a deep expression: "I have a sister who was fascinated by a human scholar, and she is determined to marry someone to repay her kindness. As long as you can make her change her mind, I will give you anything you want."
"That's impossible." Su Xiao blurted out, "How many goblins in this world don't want to marry a scholar?"
The number of monsters who don't want to marry a scholar is definitely rarer than the number of women on earth who don't want to marry a billionaire.
That's a scholar!
The ultimate dream of monsters, the lover of dreams!
Su Xiao has seen the monsters in the world of Liaozhai, and it's scary to be crazy: as long as there is a chance, even the male monsters will not let go of the opportunity to post!
Su Qing looked at Xu Xian with serious eyes, but her words were very gentle, "But I heard that you have successfully persuaded many couples to fall in love with monsters."
When Su Xiao looked over, Su Qing frowned, with a worried look, "I don't want my sister to be deceived by humans."
Seeing that the beautiful man was sad, Su Xiao felt distressed, "Please don't do this. How about you tell the reason, even if I can't give a solution, I can solve it."
Seeing that Su Xiao hadn't recognized him yet, Su Qing's expression became even more sad, but her heart felt like she had knocked over the seasoning shop, she ground her teeth secretly.
Xu Xian recognized his wife and brother a long time ago, and wanted to say hello, but was stopped by Su Qing's cold eyes.The good-tempered brother-in-law is not angry—what is there to be angry with the young man who is trying to be single—he pretended not to notice anything, and stood aside with great interest to watch a pair of lovers fight, not caring about the twisted words in the brother-in-law's mouth story.
The more Su Xiao listened, the more familiar he became, and the more Su Qing talked, the darker his expression became.
When Su Qing thought that Su Xiao would be dull to the end, Su Xiao slowly showed the expression of being struck by lightning:
As agreed with Liaozhai, why did the White Snake fax get in here? !
She selectively ignored the painting book of Legend of Tang, which was the origin of her bad friend Qiantang Jun. As if opening her eyes to see the world for the first time, she carefully looked at the very kind young man in Tsing Yi from head to toe.
... like in!Xiaoqing! !
Su Xiao's mind was in chaos, and he said decisively: "I can't do it, I'm sorry, please be clever, and leave!"
She wanted to run away.
Su Qing squinted her pupils and pinned Su Xiao: "It's a long road, and the monster is lonely. Since you can't stop my sister from accompanying me, Su Su, just pay me for yourself."
Su Xiao: I treat you as my best friend, but you want to pick on me? !
She shook her head like a rattle in her heart: fake, definitely fake.It is absolutely impossible for my best friend to be a master of women's clothing!The ancient world was not so avant-garde!
"Sir, I heard that Qing'er is here..."
Bai Suzhen's call broke Su Xiao's delusion of escape.
Thinking of how she used to rely on the male god in front of her as a best friend, was too lazy to do things, loves to complain, act like a baby, lay on the bed, unkempt, gritty, picky eaters... Su Xiao felt suffocated from the bottom of her heart.
Social death is today, maybe this is life...
His mentality collapsed, and Su Xiao ran away in embarrassment without raising his head.She absolutely does not want to meet anyone related to Su Qing today!
Su Xiao wailed in his heart: This kind of black history that can no longer be surpassed unexpectedly appeared in his life.Son, take me away!
Running around without knowing the direction, Su Xiao stopped in front of a tea stall before his leg was broken.
Zi once said: When you are unhappy, the best way is to dig a hole and pull others to jump into it.
A moment later, Su Storyteller Xiao appeared on stage again.
Su Xiao who spoke again was no longer Wuxia Amon. Facing the audience at the tea stand, she did not choose obscure historical myths, but told traditional Chinese stories that she loved.
"Young woodcutter, did you fall into the river with this golden axe, or this silver axe, or this iron axe?"
Now that the storyteller has opened, Su Xiao naturally upholds the tradition and tells the story of the woodcutter and the river god in a hundred different ways.
So the audience, who were excitedly waiting for the woodcutter to get rich and marry his wife, accepted all kinds of unimaginable endings with a dazed expression.
Including but not limited to: the honest woodcutter was dragged by the injured river god to demand compensation, the unlucky woodcutter was confiscated by the river god because of his honesty, the honest woodcutter was presented with a golden and silver axe by the river god, the unlucky Before the river god could find the culprit, the woodcutter pulled the ax off his head and died...
The audience was filled with anger, but the fair-skinned and beautiful Confucian scholar smiled, his eyebrows and eyes curved.
Su Xiao's mood finally improved.
The people who couldn't afford to offend the scholars, who dared to be angry but dared not speak out, could only drink tea with their heads sullen, pretending not to care.
It was rare for Su Xiao to be self-willed for a while, so he didn't have to worry about being chased by the audience, and he continued to talk about the one hundred and one endings of the river god and the woodcutter in his own way.
She was talking vigorously, but the crowd who secretly listened to the book scattered away.
Su Xiao frowned unhappily: There are many unexpected guests at the tea stand.
Bu Luan is graceful and graceful, sitting in the tea stall like a grand master's chair, it is either rich or expensive at first glance.
I heard that many poor people here are coolies. They dare to get close to scholars, but they dare not approach the sight of nobles.
So the first time Bu Luan arrived, Su Xiao's audience ran away.If it weren't for the reluctance to part with the family belongings, and knowing that the monk would not be able to escape the temple if he ran away, even the owner of the tea stall would want to escape.
"I didn't expect you to be reduced to this point."
Aroused by the visitors, Su Xiao rolled his eyes, secretly clenched the writing brush in his sleeve, ignored the black dragon's ridicule, and said mockingly: "Young Dragon God, did you lose your childhood sweetheart named Bai Suzhen, or A beautiful concubine named Nie Xiaoqian is five in one, or is it just your face?"
Heijiao Buluan's face darkened: "What I'm looking for is a lady who can speak well and knows astronomy and geography."
Even though he was well prepared in his heart, Su Xiao couldn't help but "fuck" in his heart: This scheming Black Mountain Lord actually responded to her provocation, where is his city?
But what the female wife said... what does this guy want to do? !
The author has something to say: Poor Su Xiao~
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