I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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Today is the birthday of the Mother Goddess.

In March of Yangchun, willows are green and flowers are red, and in the warm spring breeze, people who come and go to worship are full of hope for the new year.

The closer you get to the Nuwa Niangniang Temple, the thicker the feeling of lightness in the air, and the rare laughter filled the crowd.Standing in the bustling crowd, Su Qing was easily infected by people's happiness, and unconsciously curled her lips into a smile.

Su Xiao stepped out of the hall, and when he looked up, he was amazed by the rare and soft smile of his best friend.

"Qingqing, you are here."

As always, Su Xiao was infatuated with Su Qing's face, and couldn't help but say tiger-wolf words in his heart: My Qingqing is so pretty!I can gain ten catties just by looking at her face!

She held Su Qing's hand tightly and looked at her carefully: she has lost a lot of weight, but her eyes have become more energetic, and her temperament has become sharper and more aggressive.

She thought aimlessly: After practicing with Nezha for a few months, Qingqing's outline began to move closer to heroic and tough.Fortunately, the skin has not become thicker, and it seems that it has not experienced too much wind and sun.But it still looks like a serious crime...

Su Xiao said the greetings without hesitation, "It seems that the food in the wild is not good, and you are hungry and thin. Alas, I should have thought that the spirit beasts here are not easy to catch, so I should prepare more vegetarian food for you... Yours Your hair is not as smooth as it used to be, it seems that when you go out with God Nezha, you must have wronged yourself when washing up..."

Su Qing smiled and listened to Su Xiao chattering about how she felt sorry for herself, and after she finished speaking, she began to list what supplies she needed to bring for the next retreat.One person chattered non-stop, while the other listened intently, nodding in response from time to time, and the atmosphere was relaxed and happy.

The two agreed to ignore the previous "small differences" about cultivation and immersed themselves in the festive atmosphere of the ancient celebration.

Even if Nezha is reluctant to get in touch with his illusory family members, he still has to go home when the whole family celebrates Nuwa's birthday.

So Su Xiao and Su Qing were taken aback when they saw Lai, the young boy in the small courtyard drinking away his sorrows.

"It's a rare spring festival, why are you hiding here and drinking?"

The eyes of the golden-eyed young man were half-opened and half-closed, "It's Emperor Wa's birthday, it's a spring feast, I'm going to join in the fun."

Su Xiao: Could it be the cute and subtle self-esteem of the gods?

Tsundere God's concept of territorialism is so interesting, he doesn't want to steal the limelight on the birthday of the Mother Goddess?

"Why don't you go for an outing? March in Yangchun is a good time for all things to prosper. If you miss this season, you will have to wait another year." Nezha said lazily.

"..." Tell me what you said is not what I thought!Su Xiao opened his eyes wide.

Nezha sneered contemptuously, his attitude was clear at a glance: Don't run away, it's just what you think.

"Never mind what your customs are, going out in March every year here is a good time for young men and women to date. Elopement, pregnancy, marriage, and childbirth... In this season, all rules will make way for reproduction. Don't you go to the wild river to see?"

Su Xiao blushed: This, this——isn't this the large-scale spring blind date party for single men and women that has been praised countless times in the Book of Songs!

It is said that the scale of outings in ancient times is large and exciting, with the sky covered and the floor covered, the speed is extremely fast, meeting, sex, pregnancy, and marriage are all in one package, and the efficiency is so high that it kills all modern aging institutions.

Su Xiao swallowed "gudong", "...I don't think I'm used to this kind of custom."

Su Qing's relaxed smile disappeared, and she lowered her eyes and said indifferently: "Thank you, Third Prince, for your kindness. I'm devoted to the Tao, and I don't care about men and women."

Both of them refused quickly, and Nezha made an inexplicable "tsk" sound, but the indifference in his golden eyes was much thinner.

Su Xiao is courageous and familiar with himself. Relying on the mother god's birthday today, Nezha is not good at beating people, so he bravely opened his mouth and pulled the tiger's beard: "Seeing the passage of time, you are already 12 years old in this world. According to the average adult age of human beings at this time , it’s time for Li Tianwang and Mrs. Li to recruit a daughter-in-law for you. Spring outing is a good opportunity, and it stands to reason that you should go..."

Su Xiao lost his voice while talking - because Nezha's face was very dark and smelly.

Nezha: His biological father's attitude of treating his son as a tool is certainly chilling, but the overly eager behavior of the dummy in the reflection world is even more hypocritical and disgusting.

When the faded house in memory is distorted and altered, it looks like a false cage in Nezha's eyes.He still can't let go of the memories of the past, and everything that seems plausible will only irritate him.

In the end, when Mrs. Li mentioned the outing in spring, Nezha couldn't hold back the violent anger of the collapse, left behind his parents who had changed color, and left the hall in a huff.

Su Xiao didn't know the cause and effect, so he could only guess blindly: Did this great god hide out because of unhappy marriage?Tsk, the 12-year-old Zhengtai was forced to marry. Is this a distortion of history, or the decline of the world?

...But anyway, it has nothing to do with my famous educator and teacher Su Xiao~ I can't write a story about a 12-year-old boy who is forced to marry.

Su Xiao snickered twice, pretending to be serious and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's good to be single. Qingqing and I agreed to be single together."

Make a promise to be single with that snake?

Nezha squinted: Stupid girl.

For the sake of being cheated so badly, forget it.

Comparing with the stupid girl.

But there is no need to tell her about Su Qing, just let her be so stupid.

Su Xiao didn't know that he missed a shortcut to overturn the vest and go straight to the ending. He excitedly picked up the small bag he prepared last night and said, "Since we can't go outing, let's go to watch the sea!"

Parents always have to please teachers if they want students to get good grades.Inviting Nezha to play at the beach is Su Xiao's way to please Nezha.

Who let the third prince hold Su Qing as a "hostage"?

Nezha raised his eyes in surprise, "You, sir, go to the beach?"

Su Xiao nodded: "Children who grow up by the sea seldom dislike the sea. If it weren't for the fear of being caught and eaten by the aquarium if they leave the concubine's protection area, there would be more people who make a living by the sea, and more children playing by the sea, right? "

Nezha said flatly, "I like to go to the seaside, just because it is clean."

Su Xiao: ...Go to the territory of the upper race in the food chain to find Qingqing, your explanation is very good.

For the sake of the great god, let me pretend that I don't know that the dignified third prince patrols the seaside every day to escort the people who pick up seafood.

Su Xiao smiled and prayed sincerely, "Today is the mother god's festival, and the aquatic people will not kill. The seaside is rarely lively, can you send us to open our eyes? It is the only wish of your most devout believer to be fulfilled in life."

The golden-eyed god was silent for a moment, "I promise you."