I opened the academy in Liaozhai

Hearing such a terrible story suddenly in the joyful twelfth lunar month, the Mao Tuanzi were so frightened that they dared not even breathe.

Bearing the brunt of the intimidation, the white-haired fox even jumped up and rushed under the bed like lightning, not even caring about his usual cleanliness.

Seeing a room full of cuties silent, Su Xiao shook his head again and again: Tsk tsk tsk, so carefree, these fluffy ones are too sweet.

It was Ying Ning's crisp laughter that broke the chill in the room.

"Teacher, you have a bad heart and intentionally scare us with stories."

Ying Ning laughed so hard that the branches trembled wildly, and the fluffy ones breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Su Xiao's smiling expression.

"What, it turned out to be scaring us."

"Hmph, sir, how are you!"

"I just said how can a scholar be so scary."

"So it's all fake."

……

The cubs chattered back to life, but the big foxes didn't dare to ignore Su Xiao's words.

These big foxes who have seen the prosperity of the world are much more sober than the cubs full of fantasies.

How bad is the attitude towards aliens in the world, those missing seniors in the clan are all bloody lessons.

Ying Ning still had a troubled look, "Teacher, why do you suddenly care about repaying your kindness?"

As always the focus is wrong.

Su Xiao rubbed Xin Jiujiu's stomach in his arms, and replied with a smile: "I'm worried that you will be brainwashed by scholars, and you will regard a little thing as a big kindness, and then cry and shout for a promise with your body. It’s a huge advantage. Losing money and doing good deeds is fine, but it’s a tragedy when the whole family’s life is involved in the end.”

Thinking of the nineteen sisters in her family, Xin Shishiniang's face was heavy.

She felt that her husband's words were an important reminder to herself, because there are too many fox cubs with bad brains in her family!

Xin Yue's face turned green.

He is Xin Shishiniang's cousin.Although monsters don't pay much attention to relatives, the problem is that the Xin family has many children and grandchildren, and his family also has a group of worry-free little things!

Only Tu Xi's complexion is okay... No, his complexion has always been dark.

Su Xiao looked around, satisfied to see that the big foxes were worried.

"Why do you all have such heavy expressions?" Ying Ning said with a smile, "Although the questions are difficult, we are still children. If we have any questions, we should ask the teacher. Sir, I don't intend to watch the fun."

All the vixens in the room turned their heads in unison, their expressions full of accusations: Mr. Su was just watching the fun!

Su Xiao coughed hard, covered his smile, and said, "Okay, the focus of our courses in the coming year is to maintain the position of a monster while perfectly integrating into the human world. Everyone remember to go back and think hard, and we need to accept small papers at the beginning of school. Eight hundred words~”

What, eight hundred words? !

After hearing the bad news, the fluffy petrified one by one into gray and white.

It's only been half a month of vacation, and after the fox's paw scratches [-] words, it's time for school to start!Where is the playtime?

Su Xiao smiled like a devil: "You can choose to dictate an [-]-word essay after school starts. As long as you can recite it without writing, you don't have to hand in paper assignments. After all, I'm not a devil. I want you to have a good year. "

Xin Jiu let out a sob under Su Xiao's palm: she is the youngest, besides holding a brush to write an [-]-word essay, she also has to copy it a hundred times "I can think of it by ear"!

Boom, it's over, egg, it's over.

Seeing the Mao Tuan'er returning home with serious expressions, Ying Ning laughed so hard that she lay on the table and couldn't straighten up.

"Oh, Xin Nineteen's expression is so cute!"

"Yes, it's very cute." Su Xiao tilted his head and looked out the window, "So why bother to learn the female dogma of human beings, isn't it good to live happily in the fields?"

The ghost mother Qin's face changed slightly: "How can I do it if I don't understand the etiquette, Ying Ning still wants to marry a good man."

Su Xiao turned his head, looked at the terrified ghost mother, and sighed slightly: "The world's abuse of women has reached this level. Even ghosts and gods have changed their customs and started to despise women."

Xin Nineteen was confused: "But sir, boys are indeed stronger, what's wrong?"

Su Xiao lowered his head, looked at the dumpling that had not been completely polluted and smiled: "In ancient times, humans lived by gathering and hunting. At that time, childbearing was sacred, so women's status was generally higher than that of men. There are many goddesses in mythology, and most ancient surnames are from female characters. , these are the customs left over from ancient times. However, with the changes of the world, farming has become the mainstream, and the customs have gradually changed. The barn has enough to know etiquette, and after eating and drinking enough, the creatures have the idea of ​​​​distinguishing high and low. Therefore, there is a "class" , with 'respect'."

The ghost mother Qin vaguely felt that what Su Xiao wanted to say was very rebellious, and she was terrified, but she was also curious about the knowledge that this well-read and knowledgeable gentleman told, so she couldn't help listening while resisting.

On the contrary, Ying Ning was as usual and listened very carefully.

The rest of the foxes didn't understand the world, and their understanding of human ethics was far less profound than that of the ghost mother Qin. They all felt that what Su Xiao said made sense, and they couldn't stop nodding.

"I know this. The male and female foxes in the mountains are the same, and no one is more noble than the other. When he comes to my house, brother Xin Yue is more favored than me at home. Brother Tu Xi is in his house, and his status is like the sun, the moon and the stars!" The one who complained was a white fox with a pinch of red hair on its forehead and center.

It can be seen that she has resented her family status for a long time.

Xin Shishiniang mercilessly gave the little thing who spoke a brain-wreck, "If it weren't for the fact that you were playful and didn't learn well at eighteen, why would daddy complain so much about you? How dare you still hate your brother."

Xin Shiba was unconvinced and said: "Even if I don't live up to it, don't I still have my sister? My father is just biased. He talks about marrying off his sisters all day long and takes Brother Xin Yue as his pillar."

"You still dare to talk back." Xin Shishiniang raised her eyebrows.

Su Xiao quickly persuaded: "Okay, okay, don't make a gap between brothers and sisters. I just let you realize the shortcomings of human ethics."

The noisy sisters hurriedly sat upright, and even the embarrassed Xin Yue listened.

"Human ethics can unite a mass of scattered sand to the outside world, but internally, etiquette cannibalize people."

"The respect of a man's status is based on the blood and tears of a woman. The respect of a scholar's status is also based on the blood and sweat of farmers, workers, and merchants. Ethics form a tower that is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom. The higher you go, the better it is." , the further you go down, the more miserable you will be."

"The scholar you are after is the upper part of this tower."

The eyes of the foxes are shining: for the first time, they clearly realized why the clansmen love scholars!

Su Xiao's next words were extremely cruel, breaking their beautiful fantasy.

"It's because scholars come from the top of the tower that they have so many choices. Have you ever thought about why scholars choose foxes? You know, even if a woman is oppressed and sucked blood, she is still a member of this tower. But among them There's no place for a fox."

The silly fox cubs began to think hard.

"Because we look good?"

"rich?"

"...Don't you think they are poor?"

There are only a few.

But the backs of the big foxes began to feel chills.They thought of those same people who had a good life in the world at the beginning, but ended up miserable in the end.

It turns out that the legend ended in tragedy because there is no place for aliens in human ethics...

The author has something to say: Xin Nineteen: Scholars look at me as if I have been taken advantage of, but I also think that the scholar looks like a badass~