I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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In view of the strange beasts everywhere in the Conferred God era, Su Xiao once had the idea of ​​going to Chentangguan for shopping and eating all the way.

It's a pity that dreams failed to match reality, and Su Qing gradually discovered many delicious species that could not be beaten.After annoying a Liang Qu once, the two fled in embarrassment by relying on evasion techniques.

Su Xiao pawed in Su Qing's arms with a full face: "Ahhh—why is it so fierce——"

Su Qing hugged the person in her arms tightly, switching between various evasion techniques to escape without stopping.

It's all forced by life, since entering this world, he hasn't seen the meaning of the real dragon yet, so he has practiced the five elements of wood, fire, water, gold and earth to a great extent, unexpectedly.

In order to prevent being chased and killed again, Su Qing strictly stopped Su Xiao's food trip, and the two rushed to Chentangguan wearing stars and wearing moons.

After leaving the jungle and seeing the human fireworks, Su Xiao let out a long breath, "Finally, I don't need to drink blood. After so many days of fruit, I want to change the taste and try something else."

Su Qing used cover-ups to cover the two entering the city, saving the city gate check and handling fees.

The city in the Conferred God era was both ancient and backward, and the two of them made a long circle before they managed to settle on a foothold.

Looking at the food that Su Qing bartered for, Su Xiao said disappointedly: "Eh? I'll eat this for dinner..."

Grilled fish with a strong fishy smell is really unappetizing.

Su Qing spread out the big green leaf that wrapped the grilled fish, "You use it as a cushion first, I'll go around the city and bring back some prey."

Being used to Su Xiao's taste, Su Qing couldn't bear to eat this kind of salty and bitter grilled fish.

The power brought by the delicious food is endless, and after a while, the girl in Tsing Yi returns with the washed and stripped spirit beast.

Su Xiao rubbed his hands and eyes and waited for the food to be ready, while Su Qing closed his eyes and wandered after the spirit beast was stewed in the pot. In the deserted house, only the seductive fragrance slowly came out from the tripod.

...Should be ready to eat?After all, the fragrance has been coming out for a long time.

But why hasn't Qingqing said dinner yet...

Or could she have a taste first?

Su Xiao held the chopsticks, and quietly stretched out his sinful hands towards the long-coveted bronze tripod.

"Hey, you guys are the ones who came out of nowhere!"

Su Xiao was so frightened that his hands trembled, and he accidentally touched the body of the tripod. He covered his red paws with a "owwow", wanting to cry without tears.

Su Qing opened her eyes and looked helplessly at the glutton, sighed and supported her injured hand, "It's not too hot, don't do it in the future. I won't fight with you."

He gently breathed on Su Xiao's hand, the warm air blew over the wound, and the skin that had just been scalded to turn white immediately returned to its original state.

If it wasn't for the residual pain in the fingers, Su Xiao almost thought it was just a hallucination.

After treating Su Xiao's wound, Su Qing immediately turned to face the person who just appeared in the courtyard: "Who are you?"

The visitor was thin and small, with a childish face, yellow hair hanging down, and looked like a child.But the well-informed Green Snake dared not be negligent and was full of vigilance.

"Oh, you're at my house and you're asking me who I am. Interesting."

The boy's pupils are bright silver, and his height is no more than three feet ([-] to [-] centimeters). Yuxue is cute and childish, but his expression and tone of voice are very sophisticated.

"Where did the two of you come from?" The boy raised his chin towards Su Xiao, "Especially you, you are mixed with the little green snake, but you are neither a monster nor a monk. What are you?"

Su Xiao: "..." Isn't this sentence too annoying? !

This kind of beating look, the brat who appeared at this time, could it be...

"Nezha?!"

A fierce light flashed in the boy's eyes, "I have never seen you before, how do you know my identity!"

Su Xiao was startled by the sharp eyes of the three-foot boy, and his eyes drifted over the golden collar hanging around his neck, "I, I, I, I have been famous for a long time, can't I?"

Nezha frowned, pressed the buzzing Qiankun circle, and said in an irritable tone, "What are you doing here at Chentangguan?"

Su Qing took a step forward, protecting Su Xiao behind her, and said: "I want to go further in my practice, so I came here to look for the Taoist Gaozhen. I wonder if you know where the nearby masters are?"

Nezha's face suddenly turned cold, and he said stiffly, "No."

"Yes, that's right." Su Xiao smiled dryly, "We made stew, that... As an apology, do you want some?"

Nezha, Yuxue's cute larva, wanted to refuse indifferently, but the bewitching fragrance stopped him in his tracks.

Seeing the awkward toddler approaching with a sullen face, Su Xiao, who has a lot of experience in dealing with Tsundere, hastily gave up his seat and prepared the dishes.

Nezha was very dissatisfied with the two people's anti-client behavior, but he still held down the humming sound of Qiankun Circle, and sat down to take the broth from Su Xiaofeng.

"...!!!" Nezha opened his eyes wide in surprise.

Su Xiao smiled and said, "It tastes great, right?"

Nezha drank the whole bowl of broth in silence, without making any comments.

The taste of the soup is indeed delicious, far better than the taste of fish and sheep.Better than what he's been eating these past few days.

The appeasement of the food calmed Nezha a lot, and he was a little more patient when he spoke: "Take out such precious spices just for a delicious meal, you must not be gangsters. Why don't you invite yourself into my house?"

"Uh, I said we picked a mansion at random and just wanted to leave in a few days. Do you believe me?"

"I believe you don't know this is my home, but I don't believe you don't know who to look for."

The boy's cheeks are especially baby fat, but his thinking is shockingly mature, "It is very dangerous to leave the wilderness protected by the ethnic group. If you are not fully sure, you will not cross the mountains and come to Chentangguan at will. Tell me, who are you looking for? "

Su Qing: "..." Reasonable and well-founded.

Su Xiao could only clap his hands in admiration, "As expected of the great god of the Santan Haihui, his thinking is clear."

A terrifying aura erupted in the courtyard.

Su Qing covered Su Xiao with a vigilant expression, and nervously stared at the every move of the boy opposite him.

"You, say, what?" The three-foot boy who was still cute to Yuxue just now opened his mouth, his smile distorted like a ghost.

Su Xiao gritted her teeth, "You, you are amazing——" She wailed in her heart, aren't you satisfied with my praise, my god?

The larva Nezha, who was still calm and indifferent just now, floated in the air, his brows were full of tyranny, Huntian Ling wrapped around his body and whirled around, and the fire wheel under his feet was ignited with red flames, "How did you know my title?"

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"Alas--"

Garbled characters floated in Su Xiao's mind: Could it be that the characters in the book can still get viruses?Even if she slipped the tongue, shouldn't this reflection Nezha not be able to hear it?Why did he suddenly ask this sentence!

No, no, it must not be the author's problem!

She doesn't admit it! !

"The Legend of Nezha" did not collapse! ! !

The baby-faced god folded his arms and sneered, "Have you organized your language yet? Either tell the truth, or you'll die for me—"

The circle of heaven and earth broke away from Nezha's neck, and put Su Xiao into the center very spiritually, shrinking——

Su Qing, who was two steps away from Su Xiao, couldn't react in time, so she could only protect Su Xiao in her arms when the Qiankun Circle hit.

The circle of heaven and earth tightened, Su Qingyun raised his cultivation base to resist, and beads of sweat gradually fell from his forehead.

Seeing that Su Qing was suffering, Su Xiao begged for mercy in a panic: "I said, third prince, please stop!"

Nezha whistled and retracted the Qiankun circle, Su Qing was almost collapsed at this time.He leaned against Su Xiao weakly, lowered his eyelids, and felt disgust in his heart.

...So weak and powerless, it was only by Su Xiao begging for mercy that he could escape.How ridiculous, myself.

Su Xiao's face turned pale: Isn't God Nezha a good boy with a fiery personality, righteous and warlike?Why is this child in front of me so scary?

Su Xiao shook her head in panic: No, it's definitely not the reason why she wrote the Nezha God OOC!There must be something else!

"Speak." The little red monster urged, and the restless Qiankun circle and Huntianling were full of threats.

Su Xiao smiled dryly, organized his language, and said simply: "I am a human historian, and I have the ability to walk in the reflection of history. This time I brought my friends to learn from the experience of my predecessors in history. I didn't expect the two of us to act recklessly, which would alarm three people." The true spirit of the Great God of the Tanhai Society, please forgive me."

Su Xiao kept things as simple as possible, not mentioning any deduction or anything, so as not to cause too many elements to attract the anger of the gods.

Nezha, who was irritable and angry, had a surprised expression: "Historist?"

Su Xiao explained: "The position derived from the differentiation of Wu Zhu is in charge of ancient books and historical materials."

Nezha, who was extremely intelligent, immediately understood how the historian got in here.

"You wrote the tome about me?"

Su Xiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and responded dryly, "It's almost." Celebrity biographies are also a form of expression, and artistic exaggeration is also reasonable...

"Almost, yes?" Nezha raised his eyebrows, and Huntianling opened suddenly, covering Su Xiao and Su Qing, "Since it is said that this is a reflection of history, how are you going to explain the difference between this world and what I remember?" place?"

"...emmm, this, listen to me explain slowly, don't be angry." Su Xiao said timidly.

Nezha had a bad premonition in his heart.He suppressed his anxiety and lowered his face, and a word popped out between his teeth: "Say."

"That, that's right. The era I live in is far away from you, and the information I can collect is very limited. In order to ensure the smoothness and completeness of the biography, I have done a little bit of artistic processing in a proper and small way."

Su Xiao couldn't see Nezha's mood from his face, so he had to continue cautiously, "But I promise, the parts I wrote are all sourced, and there is no random fabrication! I guarantee my family's integrity! "

The sky did not know when there was a large cloud of dark clouds, and the sunny days were about to come in a blink of an eye. Su Xiao was trembling, and Su Qing felt that the people around him were shaking like quails.

"You mean, I'm actually a character written by the pen?" Nezha laughed back angrily, a bolt of lightning crashed down, and thunder rolled.

"No, no." Su Xiao quickly waved his hand, "Third Prince, how can you be a paper man, I am wronged - you are definitely a real person in history! There is no doubt about it!"

"Heh. Where does the incongruity between my memory and this world come from? Could it be that you deliberately distorted and reshaped it?" Nezha in the flames calmed down instead, but the haze between his brows was so violent and thick people fear.

Su Xiao defended in a low voice: "It's really not my fault. This world is essentially the reflection of a long river that I drew with a Lin pen. Since it is a shadow in the water, it is not normal to have distortions and deformations. Which river has no ripples? Waves? When you look at your face from the river, your face will still look out of shape, not to mention the history thousands of years ago, it is very normal for your memory to not match this world. It would be scary if it matches..."

Anyway, I definitely didn't make it up!

Folklore and Erlang Shenjun testify that the Nezha I wrote is the great god Nezha in history!

As long as the plot doesn't collapse and the main line is still there, even if it's the deity of the Great God of the Three Altars Haihui, it can't be said that my "Legend of Nezha" is out of flavor!

The author has something to say: OOC: outofcharacter, out of the original character of the character, referred to as collapse character design.

Nezha: What strange attributes have been added to me in the world!