I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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One home visit brought about old grievances. Su Xiao looked at the list of students in his hand and decided to let it go for now.

Teaching and educating monsters is already very exciting, so it's better not to wade into the muddy waters of power disputes.She runs a preschool education institution, not a bridal training school, and is not responsible for resolving entanglements between idiots and women.

However, Xin Shiniang and Miss Bai's rotten peach blossoms gave Su Xiaoxin inspiration. After she finished updating "Feng Shen Bang", she bravely put Greek mythology on top.

Su Xiao's move can be regarded as stabbing a hornet's nest.The fans of "Feng Shen Bang" who had been fighting among themselves began to give up their disputes and unanimously said: the outsider is the ruthless author.

Daji fans, harem fans, Yang Jian fans, Nezha fans, Zhou Wang fans, Yin Shang fans, Western Zhou fans... Fans of strange lines come on stage, and they can learn their own fancy styles without a teacher.

Su Xiao was amazed by the method of prompting.

But she is not afraid of extremists at all.

—Because the fanatics of Greek mythology also began to appear on the stage.

The legendary Greek gods are not so much gods as they are people who face temptation calmly.Audiences who do not eat gods and heavy desires have been eliminated as early as the "Feng Shen Bang", and the rest, except for a small number of fanatics, are all swinging violently between "Feng Shen Bang" and "Greek Mythology".

The fighting scenes in "Feng Shen Bang" are very exciting, but the fighting skills of the gods in "Greek Mythology" are also very good.

The stories in "Feng Shen Bang" are widely circulated among the people, and the audience often smile knowingly when they hear the familiar fragments.But "Greek Mythology" tells the history of the gods of the Western Regions, which is unheard of by everyone, and it makes people who listen to the story itchy.

……

The two legends are compared side by side, and each has its own charm.

The balance in the hearts of the audience shifted to the left for a while, and fell to the right for a while.

In the end, Greek mythology fans came from behind and held the position of listening to stories every day with a slight advantage.

——In fact, it is a victory created by a group of powerful people who are curious about the daily life of the western gods.

Su Xiao shook off the folding fan to block the smiling expression: Ah, fortunately these "people" didn't say that classic line.Children make choices, adults I decide to have them all.

Otherwise, she had no choice but to chop off one part with tears in order to relieve her mental pressure.

Mr. Qiantang fiddled with the new kitten from the Su family, "What kind of mental pressure do you have, is it because you want to open a new book?"

"I'm writing a biography for a god-man recently." Su Xiao lamented, "I finally know why historians always die early. Apart from rushing to make people die young, they must also be vengeful."

The former General Tiger, now the kitty dared not breathe, curled up in a ball and listened to Lord Long talking and laughing with that hateful human.

"Which big shot are you going to provoke to death?"

"Nezha."

Su Xiao said in a straight voice, "Recently, I am writing a biography for the great god of the Santan Haihui."

Mr. Qiantang rubbed his back subconsciously, and took a deep breath, "You are so bold."

The third prince is not a good-tempered god.

Su Xiao looked up at the sky, "There is no way, this is all forced by life."

Mr. Qian Tang nodded understandingly: I know, there are no more gods in the world, and God Erlang must speak to order you to use your supernatural powers to recruit this celestial being.

"However, your desire to survive is called the desire to survive. It is too strong. How can you become the great god of the Three Altars Haihui with the title of Marshal of the Central Altar?"

Forcibly touting the commander-in-chief of the five battalions as the commander-in-chief of the three armies, Su Xiao, your flattery is too much!

Su Xiao squeezed the grapes and threw them into his mouth, and said leisurely: "What flattery, flattery, brother Long, you are too connotative, the third prince is originally the great god of the Santan Haihui, you can't mistake yourself just because he has old grievances with the Dragon Clan ah."

Mr. Qiantang choked, "Who is talking nonsense, brother Su?"

Su Xiao spread his hands, "It's not me anyway."

One person and one dragon making noise, Mr. Qian Tang didn't take Su Xiao's words seriously.

There are many coincidences in summoning Erlang God Yang Jian, belief, incense, dojo, power of will, portrait... all kinds of factors are inseparable, Mr. Qiantang does not believe that Su Xiaoneng can recruit another Tianzun.

Su Xiao smiled kindly: Don't believe me?Then there's no way.I told you long beforehand, my friend.Don't turn against me because of this in the future.

Ever since Mr. Qiantang came, General Tiger, as a big domestic cat, has been extraordinarily law-abiding.

As the number one thug under the Black Flood Dragon, he knows how strong the Dragon Clan is.

Since the unscrupulous human being has a whip in one hand—the beater Zhu Yeqing, the backer Longjun, and candy—the best cat spring, it is not impossible for him to keep his own place as a pet.

Big Cat: Humph, anyway, anyway, there are delicious food, stories, grooming, beauties here... just a poisonous snake that you don't like, it's no big deal!

...but he was still jealous.Cat-like jealousy.jpg.

Why can that stinky loach enjoy Hongxiu Tianxiang's night reading, when he could only sleep on the lap of a ghost old woman, listening to a ghost scholar tell nonsense Confucian stories!

Su Qing didn't care about the sick cat's jealous gaze, he was staring at Su Xiao greedily, listening to every word she said.

"...Actually, the image of God Nezha has been changing repeatedly among the people, and it is very difficult to get to the bottom of it. Although I have been complaining all the time, I still feel very proud to be able to write such a book." Su Xiao said shyly.

Su Qing: "Isn't Nezha just like in your story? What else will he look like?"

"Unpleasant appearance." Su Xiao shrugged, "You can't speak clearly, and you can't do anything. So in the teahouse version of the Gods List story, Nezha finally returned to the orthodox and entered the Western Zhou court. In favor of orthodoxy, I must be very careful in my biography."

Under the influence of Su Qing's ears and eyes, she knew a lot about Su Xiao's ideas, and said thoughtfully: "Because his story represents a struggle?"

Su Xiao nodded: "Yes, the never-ending struggle." The eternal struggle of monarchy, patriarchy and self-freedom.

She said with some melancholy: "The third prince Nezha cut his bones and returned his flesh. He exterminated himself from his parents, but he became a god and enjoyed the incense in the world. As long as he lives, those who resist patriarchy and monarchy will have their admiration. It’s not a good thing for those who do.”

Su Qing: "The beliefs of the Third Prince Nezha mostly come from the poor coastal areas, and have little influence on the inland areas. How dare they be so afraid?" The majestic Marshal Zhongtan has been pushed out here, what else are they not satisfied with?

Su Xiao said contemptuously: "Of course. Patriarchy is an extension of monarchy. Resisting patriarchy is resisting monarchy. Any flame that shakes the ruler's power will arouse their jealousy. So those people, those who hold power and refuse to give up With ghosts and gods, the methods they use are both ancient and despicable."

"What means?"

"Tampering." Su Xiao stroked the magic pen in his hand, and said lightly, "Since knotting knots to record events, China has the habit of recording history. There are many ancient ethnic groups, and the history and beliefs of each ethnic group are recorded by historians and passed down from generation to generation. .”

"When one tribe swallows another, history and beliefs are the first things to be wiped out."

"However, Chinese priests often believe in ancestors who are connected by blood. It is more difficult to destroy a belief than to kill a tribe."

"So, in order to expand the tribe and devour Yunei, the historian has a unique skill, tampering."

"After killing the historians who inherited beliefs and history, transfer the merits of the ancestors in the memory of the defeated party to the victor, and graft the black history that was created out of nothing to the defeated. Gradually erase the names of the gods from the gods, and replace the original and innocent beliefs. gradually distorted."

"It's all the historian's specialty."

"Its name is Qubi Chunqiu."

Su Qing shook Lingling coldly, "This is human beings."

Su Xiao shook the pen in his hand, "Humans, ghosts and gods are all the same, and the power is not bad at all."

"The belief of the third prince Nezha is also operated in the same way. His legend corresponds to the spirit of rebellion. Since the gods cannot be destroyed, the means of the world is to distort the story. Just make a slight change, reverse cause and effect, and Nezha, who resists authority, will be Can become unreasonable, brutal and murderous people."

"The beliefs of poor people can't keep up with the legends of killing gods who are more popular among the people. Over time, Nezha has become a bad 'child' who doesn't listen to people, doesn't honor his parents, is arrogant, and kills willfully."

"The stories passed down by the people cannot be compared with the books recorded in plain text."

Su Xiao raised her eyebrows: "Qingqing, history books are written by tongue, so what historians wrote is not credible. I didn't make up random things to discredit historians. The pen in my hand is the evidence."

Su Qing followed Su Xiao's line of sight, looking at the pen that was ordinary no matter what.

"There are many legends about this pen, but what people in the world see is its fur." ​​Su Xiao played with the magic pen casually, "What kind of painting wall has come true, the finishing touch is the finishing touch, and the wonderful pen is blooming flowers. They are all deceptive things. This In fact, it is an ancient historian's pen, a tool specially designed to change the face of that little girl in history and paint it with powder."

"The tampering of the five emperors' beliefs in the early years was done through this pen."

Su Xiao lightly talked about his recent research findings: "Through recording history, historians of all dynasties have obliterated the belief of the Emperor Jun family, enshrined Di Ku on the altar of the Five Emperors, and tampered with the two wives of the Emperor of Heaven, Xi He and Chang Yi, as ministers under the Yellow Emperor. Transferring Hou Yi's virtue of shooting the sun from the name of Emperor Jun to Yao... This pen is the embodiment of their belief, and it is also called 'Lin Pen'."

Su Qing heard a different meaning from Su Xiao's mouth, "What do you want to do with this pen?"

Su Xiao sighed, "It's not what I want to do, but what I can't do with this money."

Su Xiao's expression was full of regret that he could not die, "Guessing the true face of this pen, I thought I could reproduce the ability of Qubi Chunqiu, but I didn't expect Erlang God to recognize it first and put some restrictions on it. .Ah~"

Su Qing was silent for a moment, "What do you want to do in Nezha's Legend?"

Su Xiao smiled innocently, "If I don't do anything, I will definitely restore patriarchy and freedom as it is. I am a human being, what can I do to the third prince Nezha?"

Su Qing's face was full of disbelief.

He knew the process of Erlang Shenjun's coming into the world. Although Daojun didn't pursue it, the "Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun Biography" that was relied on was definitely nonsense for a considerable amount of time.

"..." Su Xiao laughed dryly, "Well, I admit, I just want to make a little modification in the blank place of history."

She compared the gap between her index finger and thumb, "For example, the age and height of the third prince Nezha."

Ouba is actually similar to Erlang Shenjun, and he can be regarded as a "flesh" body sanctification.If he can grow into a handsome man normally, presumably Nezha will not mind growing back from the age of three...