I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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Personal design for a day, personal design for a lifetime.Since Su Xiao has already fooled enough little monsters with the Taoist persona and has not been exposed, he can only continue on this road.

Otherwise, the monsters who find out that they have been deceived will definitely make her look good.

Do you really think monsters are vegetarians?

Seeing that the car was about to overturn, Su Xiao used 12 points of intelligence to dig out the wisdom of coping from the Dianniang library.

"Hmph, how do you know that I'm not cultivating." Su Xiao said bravely, "I just cultivate in a different way from ordinary people. Mr. Qiantang, you are so rare and strange."

Mr. Qian Tang said curiously: "Oh? There is a road that I have never seen before. If Mr. Su is convenient, can you talk to me?"

Su Xiao suppressed the heartbeat of running wildly, put on the posture of "friend, have you heard of Amway?", and said in a deep tone: "Mr. Qiantang, have you heard of An, bah, the text is written to convey the truth?"

Ok?

Mr. Qiantang asked suspiciously: "It doesn't sound like Taoism, but more like Confucianism?"

Su Xiao said with a deep expression: "No and no. How could there be any three religions in the ancient ancestors? Cangjie created characters, ghosts and gods cry at night, far earlier than Confucius and Mencius Laozhuang."

Mr. Qiantang held his wine glass thoughtfully, "You mean, psychic writing? What you practice is the way of spells."

Su Xiao denied regretfully, "No, the road I'm on is more difficult."

She said with a worried face: "Cangjie, Laozi, Confucius, Mencius, Mozi... all the sages have passed down the world with words, and they have been blessed by future generations, and they have achieved holy names. I would like to follow the example of the sages of the past and enlighten the wisdom of all beings." .”

After pretending to be strong, Su Xiao cried inwardly.

Wooah, why do I want to save face without repenting?Holding golden thighs to learn the exercises every day, the dream of cultivating immortals and ascending to heaven as soon as possible is so shattered... Hey, hey, I'm so pitiful——

Mr. Qian Tang shook his body, put down his wine glass with a complicated expression, and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a big ambition."

He already knew what cultivation method Su Xiao was talking about.

——Using words to mess up the law.Deciphering the laws of heaven and earth with the aura of wisdom is exactly the opposite of using military force to break the ban.

All sentient beings nowadays are following the same path in the bottom line: breaking the ban with force.By constantly surpassing the limits of the physical body, long-lasting vision can be obtained.

If Wu is the wisdom that is popular in the world and common to all races, then chaotic law with writing is almost a unique talent of the human race.

But this road is too difficult.

People who take this path will only stand at two extremes, one is to be devoid of sentient beings, and the other is to transcend the world.

Most of the living beings cultivated to get rid of the quagmire of being in the quagmire, and it was useless to write and mess up the law that could not bring supernatural powers at first.Coupled with the extremely high requirements for wisdom and xinxing on this road, the number of people who take this road is gradually decreasing.

The inheritance without an heir disappeared without knowing it.

Mr. Qiantang toasted Su Xiao with admiration: "Although I don't know why you took this path, but for your grand ambition, let's drink!"

Su Xiao: ...

Su Xiao was dumbfounded.

She knows best how much she weighs.This time, the cultivation theories of Lord Qiantang all come from the divine book "The Supreme Sage of Confucianism and Taoism" in Dianniang's library.It stands to reason that Mr. Qiantang should not have heard of it, at least he should be skeptical.

Of course, the cultivation system of "Confucianism and Taoism to the Holy Spirit" is very good, but no matter how good it is, it can't stand it, it's a different world!Why does Confucianism and Taoism's theory of exchanging cultivation bases work here? !Could it be that there were traversers here in ancient times!

How else to explain this magical realism unfolding?

Su Xiao's lips opened and closed several times, but in the end he said nothing.

She was already ready to overturn if she couldn't convince Mr. Qiantang.

However, the world is unpredictable, I did not expect...

Su Xiao's expression was serious: Okay, this big lie can't be exposed anymore.She will be the founder of Qidianliu from now on.

If she becomes a saint one day, she must have the reputation of a starting point family by comparing the titles of Confucianism, Taoism, Legalism, and Mohism...

Mr. Qian Tang put down his wine glass and said with emotion: "I believe that the day Mr. Su will achieve his wish is not far away."

Su Xiao: Why don't I know? !

"Sure enough, the time has come, the fate has come, and the mystery of the world is nothing more than this." Mr. Qiantang got up and took a pen from the pen mountain, "This pen came wonderfully, and it was interesting to give. But it's good, at least I There is no need to spend your time searching for other rare treasures for you."

Su Xiao groaned, "Dignified Dragon Lord, don't be so stingy. After giving away this pen, it won't delay your sending off the magic weapon. No one can have too many things for protection."

Mr. Qiantang glanced at Su Xiao, and gently brushed the brush with his fingertips.

Under Mr. Qiantang's hand, the ordinary writing brush starts to emit colorful light little by little from the tip of the brush until the whole brush is dazzling.But when his fingertips left, the pen quickly dimmed and returned to its dusty appearance.

Su Xiao was surprised: "What is this?"

Mr. Qiantang simply said: "I don't know."

He explained with Su Xiao's surprised eyes, "This pen has a mysterious origin, and it is called a 'magic pen' among the ignorant people. It is said that someone used it to paint in the early years, and the images in the pen are lifelike. Some people used it to obtain gold, silver and jewels, some people used it to kill people, and later this pen was left in the temple, and the monks in the temple also used it to draw pictures of celestial maidens."

Su Xiao: I seem to have heard this story.

God Pen Horse?Wall painting?What an interesting karma.

Mr. Qiantang said: "This brush is very picky, and not everyone can use it. After the monk who painted the wall in the temple passed away, the brush was enshrined. Until the disaster year, it was given to me by the believers in the temple to pray for good weather. Although Dragon Palace knows its mysteries, only a true scholar can awaken the aura of this pen itself. It is useless for me to keep it, and I think it is a match for Mr. It is really a godsend."

Su Xiao took the writing brush from Mr. Qiantang, played it repeatedly but didn't see the truth, and said with a sad face: "Are you sure I can use this brush? Why don't you replace it with a magic weapon for me to protect myself."

After all, her cultivation path is really deceiving people...

Mr. Qiantang smiled and said, "Don't you hear that the wonderful pen produces flowers?"

Su Xiao was expressionless: "Sorry, the people in the village have no experience, and don't know what a wonderful pen makes flowers."

Mr. Qiantang said: "Ji Shaoyu, a literati in Nanliang, dreamed of a pen presented by a god at night. Li Bai, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, also saw this pen in his dream. There were five colors of light shooting out from the end of the pen, and flowers bloomed on the tip of the pen. This pen is exactly what talented scholars and poets dream of. Artifact."

After Su Xiao listened, he concluded blankly: "I understand. Simply put, it is a good helper for me to write articles in the future, right."

Mr. Qiantang stroked his beard in satisfaction and nodded, "Exactly."

Su Xiao: Oh, it’s all a routine.I thought you were a super golden thigh who spends money like water, but I didn't expect you to be a scheming reminder.

Su Xiao was heartbroken: Mr. Qiantang, do you belong to the force of a big boss?What is the difference between you and those modern readers who are eager to send keyboard reminders to the author!

After Lord Qiantang let off the thunder, Shi Shi ran away.Su Xiao was left sighing and looking at the pen in his hand, planning to give it a try with a fluke mentality.

In case Qiantang Jun'anli's is true, is it really not easy to write with this pen?Didn't she earn it?

When Su Xiao picked up the pen, his mind was clear and his thinking flowed smoothly, and all he saw in his previous life was in his chest.She was a little afraid that the characters in the novel would come alive to settle accounts with her, so she hesitated again and again, and decided to use Yingning's story to get to the bottom of it.

"Liao Zhai·Ying Ning" is only a few pages long, and when Su Xiao finished silently writing, the ink on the first word hadn't dried yet.

She held her breath and waited for a long while, but nothing appeared on the paper, and the pen was still in tatters.

"Ha, I was scared to death. I really thought it was a pen that could write anything." Su Xiao let out a long breath, and threw the pen out.

There was no one in the room, and a colorful light suddenly appeared from the tip of the pen on the table, matching the thin cloud on the paper, and disappeared in a breath.

The autumn test is the top priority of the Wang family this year. Although Ying Ning's pregnancy is also very important, it is still a place behind Wang Sheng's future.

Su Xiao felt sorry for his apprentice, and he ran more diligently recently.

Until the day of the exam, Su Xiao accompanied his apprentice to send people in, and then accompanied his apprentice to wait for Wang Sheng to leave the exam room.

The posture outside the examination room is exactly the same as the scene of the college entrance examination a thousand years later.Fortunately, the Wang family was not poor, so they drove out in a carriage with a carriage.

Wang Sheng's mother was persuaded by Ying Ning and stayed at home to prepare bath food for Wang Sheng. There were only Su Xiao and Ying Ning in the carriage.

Su Xiao idly flipped through the recently popular scriptures, and glanced distractedly outside the car from time to time.

Ying Ning smiled and said, "That book is for mother to relieve her boredom. Doesn't the teacher find it boring to read it?"

Su Xiao read two pages and couldn't help rolling his eyes: "It's really boring. And the content in it is too familiar!"

The book in Su Xiao's hand is one of the countless works that follow suit, "Nie Hai Qing Hua".The book tells the lingering love story in the harem of King Wu of Zhou. Except that the ending is the traditional wives and concubines and a beautiful reunion, the other plots are the same as the harem Daji Biography.

Su Xiao: ... I have a sentence mmp must say!

Seeing the teacher's distressed expression, Ying Ning couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This little episode dilutes the tension and anxiety of waiting.Not long after, Wang Sheng walked out of the examination room briskly.

Ying Ning happily jumped out of the car to meet him, Wang Sheng's expression changed immediately, and he trotted to reach out to help.

Su Xiao didn't want to eat dog food, so he took a few steps behind and looked around.

Obtaining a lot from the observation, Su Xiao found the long-famous Zhu Erdan among the crowd.

Zhu Erdan, who was dressed as a Confucian scholar, looked very upright, not at all the straight and stubborn look in the legend.

After Wang Sheng helped Ying Ning, he confirmed that she was standing still, and immediately put his hands behind his back, turned his head and went to talk to Tong Ning as if nothing had happened.

Su Xiao helplessly spread his hands to Ying Ning, who snickered and pulled her back, and went back to the carriage with her.

The pleasantries outside the examination room did not last long. The scholars who had been taking the examination for several days were of average physical strength, and soon dispersed.

A few days later, when the list was released in the autumn exam, Su Xiao accompanied Ying Ning and Wang Sheng, and the three of them went to see the results together.

Zhu Erdan shocked the audience with his No.1 score.

The moment Wang Sheng learned of the grades, his face was particularly ugly.

Although he never spoke ill of Zhu Erdan, he was still very arrogant in his heart.Although Wang Sheng has given Zhu Erdan a high regard as much as possible, he thinks that Zhu Xiaoming, who has just begun to understand, is not as good as himself.However, I never expected...

Looking at the much-anticipated No.1, although Wang Sheng felt aggrieved, he was good-natured and did not lose his composure.The lofty and self-proclaimed genius youth just vowed secretly that he would never fall behind others in the future.

But those classmates around Zhu Erdan couldn't do it. Although they all bowed to congratulate and smiled, the hatred in their eyes was as thick as dark clouds in the sky.

The onlookers had the illusion that those jealousy were about to turn into physical flying knives and shot out from the eyes of the scholars.

Under such jealous eyes, Zhu Erdan smiled calmly, facing the classmates who were booing him to buy him a drink, Zhu Xiaoming responded repeatedly.

Zhu Erdan's usual attitude fueled the ambitions of the students. They kept booing and wanted to ask Zhu Erdan the secret of enlightening the article.

Zhu Erdan did not hide his secrets, and began to explain the reason in detail on the way to the restaurant.

Wang Sheng wanted to follow up and listen, but seeing his wife smiling with her belly upright, and then hearing Zhu Erdan's topic jump to "meeting a god and a man giving a heart at night", he couldn't help laughing and shaking his head, saying with emotion, "It's strange that you don't speak." ", and helped Ying Ning get into the car.

Although Su Xiao was curious about how Zhu Erdan would tell those scholars who were trying to get something for nothing, it was obvious that Ying Ning was more important, so he could only follow his disciples eagerly, looking back at Le Zi going further and further away.

Alas, according to "Liao Zhai", this group of malicious scholars were introduced by Zhu Xiaoming and deliberately made friends with Judge Lu.I don't know if the anticlimactic dating banquet is tonight?

It would be great if Qingqing was here at this time, you can join in the fun~

Su Xiao's judgment was correct. The next day, the group of scholars came out with earth-shattering news.

Zhu Erdan was changed by a ghost——

This news spread like the wind to the ears of all scholars in an instant.

A large number of classmates testified tremblingly, saying that Zhu Erdan was friends with ghosts, and others couldn't believe it.

Now Zhu Xiaoming's reputation can be regarded as a well-known prefecture.In other words, even the governor of the province and the director of the Department of Education know his name, Zhu Erdan.

Hearing this news, Wang Sheng felt sorry for Zhu Erdan from the bottom of his heart, and sighed: "The road to the imperial examination is really shocking every step of the way. Brother Zhu's luck is not good, and he has offended a villain. He was accused by everyone of making friends with other people. Yuan Xin, brother Zhu's road ahead will be difficult."

Su Xiao heard this emotion, and after thinking about it, he understood why Wang Sheng was so terrified: he thought it was the power of people's mouths to melt gold and accumulate to destroy bones.

But it was not, the real troublemaker was Zhu Xiaoming.It's him who proudly shows off and attracts villains to covet him.

At yesterday's banquet, classmate Zhu Xiaoming probably revealed the basis for Judge Lu's change of heart.

Examination results are linked to superstitions and superstitions, and my personality changes are still so prominent. In the future, the examiners who meet Zhu Erdan will inevitably feel shy.Coupled with Zibuyu's strange power and confusion, just like what Wang Sheng said, Zhu Xiaoming's road to the imperial examination has come to an end.

Su Xiao complained silently: Zhu Erdan is a tough guy, the kind who can't be rescued even if he has a good friend.

Heart-digging has become a hot topic in the city recently, and even "Fengshen Bang", which has a heart-digging plot, has gained a wave of popularity, and Bigan's popularity suddenly exploded.Through word of mouth among the audience, Bigan, who was taken out by the black tiger, has successfully become the smartest person in everyone's hearts at this stage.

——That's a man so clever that vixens would envy and hate him!Linglong Qiqiaoxin!

In order to thank Judge Lu for his popularity, Su Xiao made a special trip to Chenghuang Temple.Judge Lu in the main hall looks like a traditional Chinese fairy, with a blue face, fangs and red beard, as creepy as you want

.

Su Xiao: No wonder the scholars who intend to please each other are frightened to pee. If a person who grows up like this appears in the middle of the night, I am afraid that only a fool can drink with him without changing his face!

However, it's not that Zhu Xiaoming didn't do good deeds. Thanks to him, the Town God's Temple has become much more popular recently.Especially in front of the statue of Judge Lu, there are more than ten times more enshrinements than in the past.

Everyone seemed to realize that the priest of the underworld still has such supernatural powers, and they began to scramble to please Judge Lu.Ordinary people dare not change their minds, but it is still possible to ask Judge Lu to bless him.

Therefore, in the non-[-]th day of the lunar new year, the Town God's Temple was full of people's voices. Su Xiao shrugged helplessly as he watched the sudden upsurge.

Maybe people are thrill-seeking animals. Although everyone is afraid of the green-faced and fang-toothed underworld official, they can't help but secretly discuss ghosts and gods in search of excitement.Su Xiao has not known how many waves of new listeners who insisted on ghost stories have been dismissed recently, but people who are extremely curious still come to visit in an endless stream.

Su Xiao was overwhelmed by the disturbance, and decided to take the talisman given to him by Mr. Qiantang, and go to meet the much-anticipated Judge Lu for a while.

Judge Lu's whereabouts are not difficult to find, as long as he guards Zhu Erdan's house, he will be sure to catch this drunkard.

On this day, Su Xiao took advantage of the fifteenth moon to go out for a walk, and he met the long-known Judge Lu at the street corner.

Su Xiao originally thought that Lu Pan would at most look like Zhong Kui, but in the end...

The red beard and big eyes are so sharp that it is unbearable. Ugly is really ugly.

Nothing more than Zhu Erdan shouted "I'm going to die" at the first sight.

As for how Su Xiao recognized Judge Lu?

Of course it was the kind-hearted Zhu Xiaoming standing across from him.

Su Xiao held back for a while, then said slowly, "It turned out that Judge Lu was in person. You look... quite local."

Judge Lu looks fierce, but his personality is actually good.Since he never blamed Zhu Erdan who moved the statue in the past, he naturally wouldn't blame Su Xiao who told the truth now.

Facing the doubts of Lu and Zhu, Su Xiao told the truth: "I heard the anecdote about Zhu Erdan's heart-changing, and I am very curious about it. Since I can't sleep tonight, I decided to go out for a walk. I just didn't expect that Really met the legendary master."

Zhu Erdan laughed, proudly invited Su Xiao to drink at home.

Su Xiao moved, stroked the jade pendant bestowed by Lord Long, nodded and agreed to go with her.

If it was another person, it would definitely not be so big-hearted, inviting the guy who met once to drink at home.But Zhu Erdan can do this kind of thing.

At this time, Su Xiao didn't call Zhu Xiaoming a fool anymore, after all, she was short-talked when invited.

The night is dark, two people and one ghost are seated at the banquet.

The wine and food at the banquet were all ordinary. Su Xiaolue tasted the wine and estimated that it was about [-] degrees, so he chatted and drank with them leisurely with confidence.

Hearing that Su Xiao is Mr. Su from the teahouse, Judge Lu repeatedly called out his name and asked Su Xiao curiously, "Are those stories true?"

Su Xiao laughed loudly, "A story is a story without a coincidence. Most of what I said is true and false, and some places are not even true. But it doesn't matter, how much truth is there in human affairs?"

"Extremely so."

"Such a high-level theory should be a big one."

The three toasted, looked at each other and laughed.

After drinking this round, Zhu Erdan chatted with Judge Lu about the imperial examination articles.Su Xiao couldn't get in his mouth, and after listening for a while, he curiously asked another thing.

"What is life in the underworld like? Do you visit the [-]th floor of hell every day? And, brother Lu, why are you so familiar with the imperial examination articles in the human world? Could it be that you can't pass the exam in the underworld."

Judge Lu smiled bitterly, "Brother Su, you guessed right. The selection of officials in the underworld is similar to that in the human world. They also have to take exams and screen them layer by layer. But in addition to poetry and articles, they also refer to virtue and specialties."

Su Xiao touched his chin and said, "I'm not surprised at all."

The civil service examination, a big killer, has been a representative of an advanced system since its birth, and it has never been surpassed in 1500.There seems to be nothing wrong with the underworld actively learning the human system.

But being human is a bit hard.To live is to study, and when you die, you will not be able to escape the exam.It's too miserable for the students who are chased into hell by their teachers with their studies!

Su Xiao sighed: Knowledge changes destiny, and the words of a great man do not deceive me.These days, even civil servants in the prefectural government have a unified entrance examination!

However, according to common sense, since the officials of the underworld have to be selected layer by layer, ghosts in the underworld have a lifespan limit, and during the transfer of power, apart from doers, moths are probably not less.Su Xiao glanced at Judge Lu beside him who was working for the welfare of his friends, and shut up wisely.

The two chatted with each other, Su Xiao took the opportunity to inquire from Judge Lu, what are the miraculous pen-shaped instruments.

Mr. Qiantang is a dragon after all, he doesn't pay much attention to the affairs of scholars, and the magic weapon he gave as a gift doesn't even have a decent name.Su Xiao had no choice but to ask the underworld officials for help, trying to find out the origin of the pen from the grassroots.It is best to develop some new uses.

Because it was related to the four treasures of the literati's study, Zhu Erdan and Judge Lu had a lively discussion, and they took turns talking about various anecdotes about pens.

The anecdote from Judge Lu's mouth is the most interesting - the finishing touch.

Su Xiao clapped her hands, yes, this is a classic story in idioms, how could she forget it!

Including the magic brush Ma Liang and the painted wall, this is the third case of miracles created by mortals using pens.

Su Xiao pondered: Now the magic brushes she has collected are all used for painting. Is it possible for the writings written by Mr. Qiantang to come true?It is estimated that there will be.But painting is about form, while writing is about expressing meaning, and the difficulty has increased by more than a little bit. If she wants to use the magic weapon to make flowers, she will have to study harder.

Su Xiao, who bears the burden of being an idol, thought melancholy: Oh, who made her such a painting idiot.If drawing dragons fails to rebel against monsters, her reputation will be lost.

The wine was hot, Judgment Lu raised his glass drunkenly and laughed, "Tonight is really an eternal joy. People, ghosts and immortals gather together. It's a rare occasion. Please drink this cup to the full!"

"Do it!" Zhu Erdan raised his glass and drank it all, then asked curiously, "Who is the god that brother Lu said? Could you invite him to show up and drink tonight?"

"It's none other than Mr. Su." Judge Lu looked at Su Xiao meaningfully, and said, "Although the sage law practiced by Mr. Su has long been lost in the world, it is still passed down by word of mouth in the underworld. Brother Zhu, Mr. Su Mr. Dao is profound, and the path you take has something to do with what you have learned. If you want to continue to improve your studies, you might as well get closer to Mr. Su."

Su Xiao was speechless with his wine glass in his mouth.After a long time, judge Lu invited her so enthusiastically, and persuaded her to drink so graciously at the banquet, so it turned out that he wanted to benefit her friends.

Zhu Erdan was so drunk that he spoke instinctively.He waved his hands proudly, and said drunkenly: "No need, the exquisite heart with seven apertures that brother Lu exchanged for me is enough. I dare not extravagantly hope that I can share with the gods and men tonight. It is a blessing to have a glass of wine."

Su Xiao looked surprised. Didn't expect Zhu Xiaoming to have such a high awareness?I don't usually see that this is an open-minded person, it's really disrespectful.

Judge Lu laughed: "Brother Zhu is kind. Since everyone has their own ambitions, there is no need to force it. There is no need to worry about this matter. In the future, Brother Zhu can still speak directly. You must do your best for your brother."

As a result, just after praising Zhu Erdan, this guy showed his original shape.He faltered and said to Judge Lu: "This...Brother Lu, Brother Su, although it's a bit thick-skinned to say it...but I really have something to ask the two gods."

Judge Lu responded boldly.

Zhu Erdan was overjoyed, and quickly said: "Since people can change their hearts, they must also change their faces. I have a wife who has been with me for many years, and I have married her. I am not tired of her, but she is really not very attractive. I don't know Brother Lu. Can you also use the knife for her to change a better face."

Su Xiao: ...

Su Xiao: Whenever I feel that the ancients were conservative and feudal, someone always jumped out to break this prejudice.Zhu Xiaoming, are you actually a monster?

First, there was an inexplicable heart transplant operation, which made the fool suddenly understand, and then there was a "major head change" to replace the old face of the poor wife with a new one.

Open a generation of organ transplants, Zhu Xiaoming, you are really good!

Judge Lu complied firmly, promising to change him to a beautiful woman's head as he wished.

Zhu Erdan got the promise, waved his hand happily, and asked his wife to serve another jar of wine, starting a new round of persuasion.

Su Xiao drank the wine in his mouth, feeling bitter at the base of his tongue.

Aren’t the ancients very conservative? In Chinese medicine, there are still two factions of “the heart governs the gods” and “the brain governs the gods”. Up to now, it is still unclear whether it is the heart or the brain that dominates a person’s personality.

Zhu Erdan is not worried that after changing his head and heart, the original person will no longer be the current person?

After the revelry was defeated, Su Xiao gradually became interested in leaving.But she is not used to swearing, and she doesn't think being half-drunk in the middle of the night is suitable for reasoning.So Mr. Su got up and refused the two drinking friends to stay, and stumbled home alone.

After waking up the next day, Su Xiao held his head that was about to explode, recalling the crooked brains of the good friends the night before yesterday.My heart was overwhelmed by one sentence: The world is not worth it!

The ancients paid attention to the body, hair and skin, and they did not dare to hurt their parents, and they took this as the starting point of filial piety.But Zhu Erdan is crazy, he dared to change someone's head without his wife's consent!

Even if a woman loves beauty, it's not a good thing if her parents and friends don't even know her beauty, right?

After his daughter-in-law has changed her head, can she return to her natal family to visit relatives in the future?

If it happens to be a natural disaster and encounters an ignorant person, the couple of this family will definitely be put on a firewood pile, and some of the torches will be sacrificed to ghosts and gods!

Even if disaster years do not happen often, does Zhu Xiaoming, a fool, not think about the future in the Heian period?

If the theory of changing one's heart can still be said to be a lie, and it only affects Zhu Erdan's career in the imperial examination by 50.00%, then he changed his wife's head, and the impact of this matter is a proper [-]%.

Once Zhu's family changes his face, Zhu Erdan's future path to imperial examinations will be completely blocked.

——Nonsense, who would believe that the strange woman he pointed at was his former wife!That's obviously a scumbag who killed his wife, okay?Let the delicate newcomer impersonate, and then take advantage of the power of the family to admit this ridiculous marriage to the Yue family.

This is definitely a wolf-hearted, ungrateful, stinking villain!

Su Xiao estimated that once the news spread, Zhu Erdan would never have a human friend in his life.

And Su Xiao has not forgotten that the TV series when he was a child and Pu Gong's "Liao Zhai" took two paths.

The TV series forced a reunion, and Judge Lu was not held accountable for the two things he did, but it was the opposite in the TV series!

In order to fulfill Zhu Erdan's wish, the daughter of the servant's family who died in an accident was resurrected, and Zhu's family died.

It can be seen from this that it is risky for Judge Lu to change the head of his friend's wife.It's fine if you don't pursue accountability. Once a colleague catches Judge Lu's braid, it's a ready-made handle.Duo Duo will change the heart and head together, and punish Judge Lu for both crimes.

...No, Judge Lu can't hang up yet.

Su Xiao subconsciously glanced at the magic brush on the pen mountain.

Judge Lu is the most suitable "person" she has come into contact with so far to understand the situation in the underworld.Although this ghost official is similar to Zhu Erdan, he has a bad brain, but as a friend, he has a good personality, hearty, generous, and caring.Su Xiao really couldn't bear him to squat in the wrong place.

After hesitating again and again, Mr. Su decided to use his golden body to go to Zhu's house tonight to persuade Zhu Erdan to change his mind.

It's a pity that smart people have the paranoia of smart people, and Tie Hanhan also has his unique survival skills.

Zhu Erdan stated righteously: He just wanted to change his daughter-in-law's head.It doesn't matter if the wife doesn't agree, it's fine if you don't agree.As for the difficulties in the future that you mentioned, Mr. Su, they haven't come yet, just let the wife not go out for the time being.Specific issues are on the verge of discussion.

After returning home, Su Xiao walked back and forth in the yard, kicking the stone angrily, "Zhu Xiaoming, you are a cowardly Tie Hanhan!"

Mr. Qiantang just happened to be here, catching up with the bustle of the world.He couldn't help laughing loudly: "There are all kinds of people, and it's true that I come to the world for entertainment. No, the fun comes when you say it. Hahaha, this kind of weirdness is so perfect in the world..."

Su Xiaobai glanced at the gloating Long Jun, "Give me an idea. Those two ungrateful idiots are about to start a head transplant operation. I have to stop them."

Lord Qiantang smiled: "Why is that so, they are just two irrelevant ants."

Su Xiao said: "I am poor Zhu Erdan's wife. Even if a woman wants to become beautiful, she doesn't want such a change without her consent. What's more, it's a head change! To Zhu, it's not plastic surgery, it's a cosmetic surgery. Good horror story!"

Mr. Qian Tang made a doubtful voice: "Plastic surgery?"

Su Xiao paused: That's right, why didn't she think of plastic surgery!

Judge Lu can even replace his heart and head, and a mere plastic surgery is definitely not a problem!

Su Xiao explained the principle of plastic surgery to Mr. Qiantang.

Mr. Qian Tang listened, looked at Su Xiao with strange eyes, and said: "I think, compared to those two daring thieves, you who can come up with such an idea are more crazy and terrifying."

Su Xiao curled her lips and retorted: "Isn't it just opening the corners of the eyes, tattooing the eyebrows, cutting the double eyelids, padding the chin, removing bags under the eyes, padding the chin... and filling in the apple muscles at the end?"

"..." Mr. Qian Tang was speechless.

He thought Su Xiao was just mentioning it casually, but he didn't expect that this person even had a specific implementation plan.It turns out that human beings who aspire to be holy need such extensive wisdom?

Mr. Qian Tang tentatively said: "Since you have a firm mind, why don't you suggest to Lu Pan and Zhu Erdan?"

Su Xiao sighed and worried: "I'm talking about the optimal solution in theory, but the actual situation is that we lack plastic surgery doctors."

Mr. Qian Tang was curious: "If you have a plan, what's the difficulty in doing it?"

Su Xiao said with a sad face: "Using a knife on a human face is a technical job. I have a handicap that can shake when I draw, and Judge Lu doesn't look like a person with normal aesthetics. The two of us were novices who cut the face and bones of Mrs. Zhu, and finally The result won’t be too wonderful. If the resulting appearance is even uglier, wouldn’t that be harmful? No, this plan can’t be told to Zhu Erdan.”

Lord Qiantang smiled: "It's not so difficult. As long as you let Lu Pan use his supernatural powers to conjure up a head that is exactly the same as Zhu's, let the two of you use it. Do it thousands of times, and practice makes perfect. In the end, Zhu Sheng and Zhu's Just pick the face they like the most. No matter how many times you practice during this period, it won't hurt Zhu himself. What's the idea?"

Su Xiao opened his mouth wide in surprise, "Mr. Qiantang, I can't see it, your brain is actually bigger than mine!"

Smiling, Long Jun cupped his hands, "Whether you have won the prize or not, it's because of your good friend's words and deeds."

Su Xiaobai glanced at him, "Don't throw the blame on me. But your idea is really good, I will requisition it."

Su Xiao went to the teahouse to finish the book, and then went straight to Zhu Erdan's house.After dinner, she spread her hands and confessed her concerns to Zhu Erdan, explaining the new ideas she brought today.

Zhu Erdan was a little hesitant. The troubles that Su Xiao said, such as "the career of the imperial examination is over" and "the wife can't go home", are not small after all, and it is best to avoid them as much as possible.

He hesitated until midnight and couldn't make up his mind. Su Xiao was thinking whether to give him some time to think, when Lu Juan came with a bloody head in his arms.

The blue-faced and red-bearded judge yelled loudly as soon as he entered the door, "Brother Zhu, come and see this beautiful head!"

As he spoke, he handed the head to Zhu Erdan to see.

The silly and bold classmate Zhu Xiaoming actually got started and took a closer look.

Su Xiao: ...

Judge Lu sat down and poured wine for himself, and said cheerfully and triumphantly, "I have been searching hard for my brother for a long time, and I just found this beautiful head. Brother Zhu, what do you think?"

Zhu Erdan: "The beauty of the city is stunning, wonderful."

Judge Lu: "It's not too late, let's put it on for Madam now."

Zhu Erdan's heart was shaken violently.

I don't know what my wife's appearance will be after plastic surgery. I heard from Brother Su that it may even be worse. Even if it becomes beautiful, it depends on the individual's foundation.But at this moment, the beauty of the city is already in front of him, and it is brother Lu's kindness.How should he choose?

The author has something to say: After working hard for three shifts, I really can’t write more than ten thousand, burst into tears

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My pre-acquisition of "Little Fairy Can't Step on Five Boats"

Copywriting: Some idiots actually mistook time travel for a holographic game.

That's right, this silly Baitian is Ye Qing who thinks that she saved the world with her ingenuity in the love game.

Under the halo of the holographic game, Ye Qing attributed the increase in favorability to the halo of the heroine in everything she did, and took the identity of the only healing person as the golden finger of the heroine, happily saving the world.

As a matter of course, the pursuit of the four dog men was regarded by Ye Qing as a way for the game company to cheat Krypton.

——Although she hasn't seen the krypton gold channel for the time being.However,

#Humph, the wise little fairy has seen through everything#

Until one day, Silly Baitian was shaken awake and told the cruel truth of the world.

——My dear, this world is real, you are the superstar of the new world.Surprised or not, is it unexpected?

Opening her eyes to see the world for the first time, Ye Qing was about to shed tears.

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#Why is this world the real world#

#我太很很了Those crazy suitors are actually real#

#狗男人Why are they so excited, I obviously didn't agree to anything! #

#Who and you are destined for three lives! ! #

#crap! ! ! #

#小仙女 will not step on five boats! ! ! #