I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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Su Xiao has no hope for Bai Qiulian's love preservation period, and thinks that she is probably just looking for something fresh, and when the scholar gets his body, in all likelihood, he will be like those legendary fox fairies, ready to part at any time.

This is why Su Xiao looked down on the freshwater dolphin.

Bai Qiulian is a full-fledged literary girl fish, who is far more interested in feelings than in reality.She believes that the methods of monsters can only be happy overnight, and if they want to last forever, they must follow human methods.Since she is determined to marry a scholar, she has no intention of compromising with the realities of the world, and is determined to plan carefully to become a husband and wife with her sweetheart.

Bai Qiulian first begged his mother to use magic power to prevent the scholar and his son from leaving the boat, and took advantage of the profit-seeking nature of businessmen to separate the scholar from his father.

Then Bai Qiulian pretended to be sick and asked his mother to inform the scholar of the situation.The scholar really had feelings for her, and he visited her frequently and courteously while he was away from his father.So the two spent the time before and after the moon, reciting poems against each other, having some tenderness and sweetness, and taking advantage of the trend to achieve good things.

Not long after, the scholar has deeply rooted his love for Bai Qiulian.

Originally, according to Bai Qiulian's plan, when things have come to this point, as long as the scholar makes a strong request, his father will definitely back down to his son and promise the two of them to get married.

Unexpectedly, even though the scholar begged hard, his father still disagreed, and even became furious, thinking that his son had contracted the bad habit of lingering around, and wanted to do something to his son for money.

Later, the scholar's father checked several times and found that the goods had not decreased, so he realized that the previous speculation was a misunderstanding, but he still had a cold expression on his face, and did not allow the scholar to see Bai Qiulian again.

The pair of mandarin ducks can only meet secretly.

Not long after the flood season is approaching, the fleet is about to leave.Bai Qiulian couldn't stay, so he had to bear the pain in his heart and bid farewell to his lover. The two agreed to use the sound of poetry as a secret to meet in the future.

When the scholar left with his father by boat, Bai Qiulian looked at his lover's back, threw himself on the bluestone on the bank and cried bitterly.

From then on, at night, whether it was starry or rainy, Bai Qiulian would always rise from the bottom of the water and softly recite the poems the two of them read together when they were rubbing each other's ears.

Bai's mother felt sorry for her daughter's increasingly haggard, and couldn't help but persuade her: "Lian'er, if you have troubles in your heart, you might as well go to Mr. Su's lectures. First, you can relieve your loneliness, and second, you can take the opportunity to ask for advice. Don't be bored at home." own."

Although Bai Qiulian was tired and weak and didn't want to go out, but he was even more unwilling to win over his mother's kindness.So after many days, this young girl fish who loves poetry came to visit again.

Su Xiao jumped when she saw Bai Qiulian: the baiji girl's hair is not as black and shiny as before, her cheeks are no longer plump and rosy, she looks like she has suffered a serious illness!

After careful questioning, I found out that the apprentice ruined himself like this because of a broken relationship.

Su Xiao: Okay, it seems that girls from ancient to modern times show the same signs of falling out of love—crying, absent-mindedness, anorexia, haggard face... they don’t even care about makeup.

Breaking up in love is probably the only emotional activity that girls can't persuade or control.Su Xiao remembered the frenzied and terrifying behavior of her best friend after she lost her love, and silently gave her apprentice a cup of scented tea.

Bai Qiulian took the tea that Su Xiao handed her, lowered his head and shed tears silently.

"...Even my mother won't support me this time." Bai Qiulian said in a low voice, "Mu Lang's father broke us up. Ci was very angry and vowed that she would never allow her daughter to post back. Even though Mu Lang and I agreed to meet again in the future, I know that we will never be able to..."

Tears dripped down the girl's thin cheeks and fell into the cup.Bai Qiulian knew that his lover would not disobey his father no matter what, so despair arose in his heart.

Su Xiao thought that the girl Yu probably missed her lover, and knew that her mother's vow was not worth it for her, so in a dilemma, she ran away from home to escape reality, and stroked Bai Qiulian's hair compassionately.

Alas, at this time, it is probably more useful to take in the wandering girl fish with food and shelter than to lend her shoulder to make her cry.

Su Xiao patted his lover on the head and said, "Stay with me for a while, and I'll talk to your mother when she's there."

Mother Bai was worried that her daughter would be in danger in a trance, so she followed her quietly all the time.After Su Qing received Su Xiao's request, she immediately brought back the sad-looking Baimu from ten steps outside the door.

For the sake of his lover's face, Su Xiao made an appointment to meet Bai's mother behind Bai Qiulian's back.

Su Xiao greeted Bai Mu unskillfully, and quickly got to the point: "Do you know everything about Qiu Lian?"

Mother Bai sighed, "Oh, I know. My son, Mu Shaoai, is too old to control her. That Mu Scholar has a cowardly personality, and he dare not face his father for my son. Although he is sincere, it is really difficult to take on the big responsibility..." Mentioning the lie The mother-in-law had countless complaints about the jerk man who cheated on her daughter's heart.

In Bai Mu's mouth, Mr. Lao Mu is a greedy businessman who seeks profit, and his own son is behind the money; Mr. Xiao Mu is a weak scholar with fantasy and romanticism. The fear of the biological father.

But even though Mother Bai was full of dissatisfaction, she couldn't hold her daughter back, and her heart fell on him.If it wasn't for Bai Qiulian's self-respect and self-esteem to hold on to the mistake, and she didn't want to stay by the scholar's side and be slandered by Mr. Mu's white eyes, she would have insisted on giving the father and son a good look.

Su Xiao is very sympathetic to the love of the baiji girl, but even more agrees with this old mother who is worried about her daughter.She felt that what Bai Mu said was actually very reasonable. A cowardly scholar is indeed not a great husband, and a man who can't even argue with his father is not worthy of his daughter's family's entrustment for life.

However, given that most monsters believe in the traditional concepts of human beings in this era, Bai Qiulian is still dying for this lovelorn, I am afraid she will not fall in love with a second man again, alas...

Su Xiao comforted Baimu, saying that he would help her out of this psychological shadow.Mother Bai knew her daughter was stubborn, so she was skeptical about it, but she had no choice but to pin her meager hopes on this powerful man, and went back into the water every three steps.

Bai Qiulian joined the small courtyard like this, becoming the bottom of the food chain of a family of three.

Su Qing already hated Bai Qiulian, the love brain, and when she saw her staying, she didn't even look good on her.

Su Xiao really likes this literary girl fish, but she spends a lot of energy on drafting every day, so she really doesn't have time to pay more attention to her apprentice.

So the depressed Bai Qiulian had to find something to do on his own, besides reading some travel stories collected by Su Xiao, he followed her to the teahouse to listen to books every day.

On this day, Su Xiao finally got over the water, and talked about the second episode of "Feng Shen Bang", Nezha Nao Hai.

At this time, the size of the audience in the teahouse has expanded a lot compared to the past, and the audience has also evolved from more human beings to less heterogeneous people, to a [-]-[-] mix of human beings.

Bai Qiulian turned into a scholar and sat at the peripheral table, resting his chin and listening to Su Xiao's story about the extraordinary life of the great god of the Santan Haihui from his mother's womb.

There are also many temples dedicated to Nezha in this world, but there are very few legends about the deeds of the Santan Haihui Great God.Hearing the anecdote about the righteous god, the people in the audience were engrossed, wanting to know what amazing achievements this majestic boy god has.

But the mood of the aliens here is much more complicated: that is a noble and powerful martial god!Who is that great god on the stage, who dares to expose the old background of a high god?

If Su Xiao knew the moods of these audiences, he would definitely laugh at them for thinking too much.

The three religions of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism are the pinnacle of Chinese beliefs. Because of the unique belief characteristics of the Chinese people, the gods of the three religions often run around, and even take on multiple roles from time to time, serving as the marshal of the other religion.Nezha is just a representative of them.

Because of his majestic and tall image, this indomitable hero has been popular all the way from Zoroastrianism to Buddhism and Taoism. He has countless believers and fans from all religions. All of them can fight well. He is a veritable super god.

Therefore, the legends of Nezha's various incarnations cannot be finished for three days and three nights.

As for the authenticity of the story she is telling?Sorry, the beauty of art comes from the deep processing and finishing of literary and art workers, and the authenticity is irrelevant.

And looking for the origin of righteous gods from fairy tales, did they make a mistake?

What's more, Su Xiao, with his personal aesthetics, animation plots and Dianniang library, beautifies the PS of the Santan Haihui God into a handsome and handsome young man. He was born after three years of pregnancy. He was born with extraordinary backgrounds. , a set of all kinds of male frequency routines.In short, the third prince Nezha is the embryonic son of Long Aotian in Su Xiao's mouth, a classic template for the male protagonist of the Dianniang Xiuxian style.

If she hadn't wanted to respect the original work, she would have almost arranged for her fiancée to be arranged by the Great God.At this level, what is more reliable?It's over.

Listeners in this world have never seen male video routines in the Internet age.As soon as they came into contact with this kind of cool writing, the savvy listeners were hooked, and even the aliens who were peeping at the gods were dazzled by the magic weapon Su Xiao described.

Beat the cannibal Yasha to death, make troubles in the sea with the hunting silk silk, give the dragon's tendons to his father, beat the dragon king who protects his shorts...

Qiankun Circle, Huntian Ribbon, Hot Wheels, Fire Pointed Spear...

Nezha, the young hero who calls the wind and rain, conquers all audiences in a blink of an eye with his cool appearance and willful behavior.

Seeing that the audience's favorability towards Nezha exploded, Su Xiao smiled slightly and started a new round of "I abused readers thousands of times".

After Nezha killed the third prince of the Dragon Clan, the plot of the story took a sharp turn.The Dragon Clan flooded Chentangguan, followed by Li Jing's reprimand, mother's tears, and the lives of the people in danger...

At a critical juncture, the audience hoped that Nezha, the great hero, would stand up and resolve the crisis as usual.

Su Xiao took a sip of the fairy tea offered by the audience, and with a smile on his lips, he told the story**, "Eviscerate and return the kiss".

In the story, the handsome young man stepped forward and yelled in front of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, "One person does the work, one person is responsible", and promised to "cut the abdomen and scrape the intestines, remove the flesh and bones, and return it to the parents", and the audience outside the story broke down and cried.

"Ahhh, Su Lang kill me—"

Familiar formula, familiar taste.At the climax of the story, Su Xiao once again raises the butcher knife to the readers.

The country bumpkins in this world have never been stimulated by such a cool and sadistic experience. They were bullied by Su Xiao and screamed, "plop" and knelt down on the ground.

Su Qing already knew Su Xiao's bad intentions, so she managed to stabilize her thoughts and looked around the teahouse.

Seeing that the Dragon Lord of Qiantang was not there, most of the people guarding the audience were clerks sent by various forces, and a few were wild little monsters. He quickly picked up Su Xiao, who didn't know who he was, and fled to another courtyard in the suburbs.

After the audience wiped away their tears, it was discovered that Mr. Su, who had finished handing out the razor blade, had slipped away again.

They all beat their chests and stamped their feet, expressing that they would never allow Mr. Su to act like this again.Next, God Nezha must be resurrected, and the future plot must not continue like this.

Bai Qiulian saw the commotion in the arena, and left quietly.

Suburban Fox Courtyard.

Su Xiao held the teacup triumphantly, showing off today's brilliant achievements to Su Qing and the fox apprentices.

"...It's really a pity that you can't go to the teahouse. The scene of crying all over the building is rare and spectacular. Alas, Qingqing would be fine if she moved more slowly. I haven't seen the tears of the straight man of steel yet."

"You won't be able to leave any later." Su Qing's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

In order to catch up with the latest plots every day, Dragon Palace, Jifu, Qingqiu, Yousu, Tushan... all forces sent secretaries to send back the daily records of attentiveness.An explosive plot like today's about righteousness will definitely be put on the desks of major forces as soon as possible.The City God might even burn incense and pray to God for instructions!

Su Qing held down the hand that was ready to beat someone, and stared at Su Xiao viciously: After the Dragon Lord, even the righteous gods dared to arrange it.Can't you just keep quiet!

Su Xiao obviously didn't look back but seemed to know what Su Qing was thinking, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, nothing will happen."

Su Qing gritted her teeth silently: Heh, I'm waiting for someone from Dragon Palace.

Not long after, Bai Qiulian, who was left behind, came back.

Literary girl Yu frowned and asked Su Xiao: "Sir, I read from human books that children should be filial to their parents, not to be disobedient and contradictory, and not to hurt their own bodies. Nezha is an upright hero, but his behavior of disobeying his parents But it violates the ethics of the world, is that okay?"

Su Xiao was surprised but also relieved: Bai Qiulian was indeed the most intelligent and sensitive of all her apprentices, and she discovered the true personality charm of "Nezha" so quickly.

But the little foxes around him were chattering, as if they didn't understand, so Su Xiao had no choice but to guide them patiently.

"In everyone's mind, Nezha is a hero?"

"Of course! Who is Nezha if he is not a hero!" Everyone said in unison, even Bai Qiulian was no exception.

Su Xiao is not surprised, the Great God of the Three Altars Haihui has such a charm.

"Then where do you think his hero is?"

This time the opinions cannot be unified.

Some said that Nezha killed Yasha, some said that Nezha had great magic power, and some said that Nezha was born extraordinary and even inferior to the Prince of the Dragon Palace... In short, everyone has their own opinions, and no one can convince anyone.

Seeing that the dispute intensified below, even Su Qing was about to be drawn in, Su Xiao calmly ordered the students to be quiet, and asked another question.

"Nezha killed Yasha, do you think he is a hero?"

Everyone who was blushing just now nodded in unison.

"Even if Yasha is the patrol general of Dragon Palace?"

Some little foxes hesitated first, then nodded behind everyone.

"Do you think Nezha's actions in the sea are hateful?"

Everyone shook their heads together: Not only is it not hateful, but on the contrary, it is too pleasing to the heart!

"Then, Nezha killed the third prince of the Dragon King and then skinned and cramped, do you feel afraid?"

There was a chill.Nezha's method sounded very cool at the time, but in retrospect, everyone was a little apprehensive.

Suddenly, a little fox said timidly: "Didn't Patrol Yaksha cause the trouble first, the third prince of the dragon tribe wanted to kill people indiscriminately, could it be that Nezha was beaten to death just because he didn't obediently, and it became his sin in the end?"

Everyone woke up like a dream, and quickly said that Nezha did a good job, so he should treat the dragon like this.

Su Xiaoyu concluded earnestly: "So in the eyes of my teacher, Nezha is a hero who resists. His personal charm lies in fighting against power and saving injustice."

"Don't Nezha know that Yasha patrolling the sea is backed by the Dragon Palace, and he is a big man who can't be offended? But because he has justice in his heart, he still shot and killed the cannibal villain. The third prince of the Dragon Palace stood up for Yasha, didn't he know how to fight The young will grow old? But Nezha had no fear of the power of the Dragon Palace, so he head-on and killed the third prince of the Dragon Clan. Even if the Dragon King of the Four Seas threatened Chen Tangguan, Nezha had to compromise with the Dragon Palace for the safety of his parents and the people. Beloved heroes still haven't bent their backs against evil."

"So think about it carefully, whether you worship him because of his majesty, or because of his strength and unyielding."

The little fox who spoke just now said in a low voice: "It would be great if I were Nezha, then my sister would not be forced by my father to be a concubine to the spider spirit, and she would not die. Even if I know that my father is forced to I still hate it, but what can I do... I can't do anything, I can't do anything..."

He can neither resist the power nor his father.What a sad little monster's life...

Bai Qiulian was still a little confused: "But what does this have to do with Nezha contradicting his father and not cherishing himself?"

Although the Baiji dolphin girl is smart, she is well protected by her mother. She has never been oppressed by patriarchy, monarchy, or power, so she can't understand why so many people applaud Nezha's betrayal of his parents. .

It was the little fox who spoke just now, and said in a childish voice: "Sister Bai, not all humans and monsters can grow up carefree like you."

She lowered her head and shook her ears, and said with difficulty: "In the human world, the ethics of monarchs, ministers, fathers and sons are normal, and monsters say that power is the law of heaven. In front of these 'reasons', we little monsters are nothing.

A hunt, a tribute, or even just a whim of a big man, brothers and sisters may die.

As Mr. said, we little monster cubs are the cornerstones buried in the ground and the existences that live at the lowest end of the pyramid.We are nothing. "

Su Qing complicatedly completed in her heart: Therefore, Nezha, who ignored the authority of his father and the power of the Dragon Palace, skinned the third prince of the Dragon Palace, deboned and returned the flesh to cut off his kinship, stood up for the weak, and lived for himself, is everyone's heart. Big hero!

Bai Qiulian vaguely understood this meaning, and was immediately dumbfounded.

The Jianghe Dragon Palace system has the most exposure to human civilization, and is most deeply influenced by Confucian ethics.Bai Qiulian has acted according to the teachings of Dragon Palace since he was a child, and even the most daring pursuit of affection must be carefully returned to the principles of the world.She never expected that the teacher she worshiped would be so deviant.

Mr. Su actually opposes all the existing ethics of monarchs, ministers, fathers and sons in the world!

But recalling the layer upon layer relationship of the Dragon Palace, and the bullying of her mother and daughter by the attendants of the Dragon Palace in the past, Bai Qiulian couldn't say "Nezha did something wrong".

When being bullied by those nasty guys, why didn't the baiji girl imagine a hero descending from the sky?

If it weren't for her longing for beauty, equality, and iron bones, how could she fall in love with poetry in the world?

but.

Bai Qiulian held down the "thumping" heart: Since a hero like Nezha can resist his father...

The literary girl Yu feels that a door has been smashed out of her world view, and her love is about to usher in a new turning point.

The author has something to say: Sorry for the late update today, but this chapter has [-] words, so it should calm everyone down?

By the way, tomorrow is also five thousand words!