Anecdotes about ghosts

Qi Rui: "According to that gentleman, it's because his family didn't handle the affairs of the deceased properly, and the deceased could not be buried in peace, so the old man has been wandering around at home. At first, his family didn't believe it, until later they found out that they were the ones who buried him." I was negligent at the time, I missed the last words, and even forgot to send the old man's favorite gramophone there, so the old man was dissatisfied and ran to the house to complain. Later, they sent the gramophone to the old man according to the master's order , and there has been no more hauntings since then."

Jiang Mingming said with a smile: "No haunting means that the house no longer has a phonograph to automatically play music?"

Qi Rui slammed the table: "That's right! Do you think you are a god?"

"Pfft——" Lu Ke just took a sip of water, and after hearing Qi Rui's words, he couldn't help but spit out, choking him to tears, "cough cough...cough cough."

Didn't the gramophones in the house go into the soil? How could it be possible to still play songs in the house!This family is afraid that their brains are not working properly?

Jiang Mingming handed Lu Ke a few tissues, his charming fox eyes cast an "I understand you" look, and stretched his neck towards the sink and asked, "Qi Er, why do you think the phonograph is not in the house?" Is there a song?"

"What are you talking about? Speak louder." Qi Rui accidentally got some spray on his arms from Lu Ke's spray just now, and was washing his arms in the sink on the balcony.

Jiang Mingming asked again: "I said, why do you think the phonograph is no longer playing in the house?"

"Isn't there that gentleman?" Qi Rui walked in with his wet arms bare, "According to my relatives, the gentleman they hired at a high price has opened the eyes of the sky, can distinguish yin and yang, and can understand ghosts. Sent away."

Lu Ke couldn't help but took a deep look at Qi Rui, and said in his heart, "How did this IQ get admitted to university?"

Jiang Mingming, who was far ahead in age, was obviously not as reserved as Lu Ke. He clicked his tongue twice and said bluntly: "Qi Er, you really don't waste this name at all."

Qi Rui didn't understand, so he asked, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Mingming: "Two!" As he spoke, he gestured with his fingers.

If it were someone else, Qi Rui would probably have greeted him with a fist, but when he met the delicate and frail classmate Jiang Mingming, he couldn't raise his temper at all, and frowned: "Boss, why are you always attacking personally? "

Jiang Mingming squinted his fox eyes, and sighed softly: "Oh, brother Qi Er, can I call you brother? The gramophone has been disposed of by your relatives, so it's really a hell to hear singing in that house, okay?" ?”

Qi Rui: "..."

I feel that I really seem to be a bit mentally retarded. Of course, the distant cousin who told me about this matter vividly is even more mentally retarded among the mentally retarded!

Qi Rui finally understood why Lu Ke couldn't hold back the spray just now, it was because his words and deeds were too stupid, and made others suffer bad luck.

As if in order to regain the remaining self-confidence, Qi Rui sank his heart and said, "I didn't intend to talk about this, but because of our friendship in the same dormitory, I will share it for the time being."

I just slapped him, so of course I have to give him a candy.

Jiang Mingming suppressed the smile at the corners of his mouth, and forced his seriousness: "Well, tell me."

It was clear that there were only three of them in the dormitory, but Qi Rui deliberately lowered his voice: "Guess who the gentleman I mentioned just now is? Reminder: It's from our school, boy."

Our school?Jiang Mingming glanced at Lu Ke subconsciously, and said in his heart: These two wouldn't join forces to punish me just now, would they?

Lu Ke seemed to think of something, and frowned a little, it couldn't be him, could it?In this school, apart from Qi Rui and Jiang Mingming, he was the only boy he barely knew.

Seeing that the two of them were silent, Qi Rui smiled: "What's the matter, can't you guess? Let me tell you, you can guess boldly, he is definitely a man of the hour in our school, and it is easy to guess."

For some reason, Lu Ke suddenly remembered what happened to Wei Xiaoran back then.

Xu Ruohua said at that time that Wei Xiaoran's brother Lin Haojie played an indispensable role in it, so does it mean that he already knew something about ghosts?

impossible?

In order to dispel his crazy guess, Lu Ke said a name slowly: "Lin... Haojie?"

Damn, how the hell can you guess? !

Although he said it was simple, Qi Rui never expected that one of Lu Ke and Jiang Mingming could guess the answer, but now that Lu Ke guessed it in one fell swoop, Qi Rui was shocked: "How is this possible? How could you? Know?"

Qi Rui's reaction has fully exposed the answer.

Jiang Mingming: "Who are you talking about?"

"The senior in the sophomore year of our school, the cold male god in the eyes of the seniors, Lin Haojie." Qi Rui said, "But Lu San, it should be your first time in Yuncheng, so how do you know him?"

"I used to be from the same school, so I don't really know each other." Lu Ke's face flashed a little embarrassment, and he added, "I just met on the road when I came to the dormitory yesterday, and then introduced it to my senior sister, so I have some impressions. "

It turned out that the blind cat ran into the dead mouse, and it was a coincidence.

It's just that even this suspense can be guessed, Qi Rui feels that he probably has indeed caught up with the words "favorable years".

He didn't bother to play tricks anymore, and said, "Let's not talk about the phonograph, it's really me. But think about it, he's a good student at a prestigious university, and his family background is not bad, so there's no reason why he came to my house to bluff and cheat." Right? And before he left, he told our relatives in silence not to reveal his identity to the outside world, saying that he was only entrusted to come here this time, and he didn't want to make too much publicity."

Jiang Mingming only listened to the last paragraph, and wondered: "In these days, it turns out that pretending to be mysterious can be regarded as a master of the world? —— Lu San, let's pretend to be one another day?"

Lu Ke ignored him.

Instead, Qi Rui said, "Of course it's not just that. It's just that I've heard other people say about it. Some details are definitely not as convincing as what I saw with my own eyes, but my relatives are still very grateful to him. Very well, there should still be two brushes."

Jiang Mingming glanced at Qi Rui, thinking: "As far as your family's IQ is concerned, you might have been tricked." The fox flicked his tail and stretched his waist: "Qi Er, I think you don't read too many novels. That's all. Hey, take a nap after dinner, I'll go to bed, you can do what you want."

Taking advantage of the moment Jiang Mingming got up, Qi Rui raised his hand and slapped that upturned buttock as if to vent his anger: "Believe it or not."

Before Jiang Mingming could react, Qi Rui jumped onto the bed and shouted triumphantly, "I'm going back to bed too. Boss, Lu San, good afternoon!"

Jiang Mingming rubbed his butt, didn't come back to his senses for a long time, and after three seconds, he yelled angrily, "Qi Er, you idiot!"

The white fox climbed onto the bed in two steps, and kicked Qi Rui's ass directly: "Do you dare to touch the tiger's ass? You want to die!"

"Okay, boss, I was wrong." Qi Rui leaned forward and backward with a smile.

As a fox who has lived for hundreds of years, how can he tolerate such humiliation from humans?

Jiang Mingming wanted to kick again, but the other party obediently admitted his mistake, he couldn't continue to attack, so he could only say angrily, "You know it!"

After finishing speaking, he lightly added another kick: "Humph!"