Mr. Dazai is angry every day

*****

Miss Zhongyuan's expression froze for a moment.

- "Beep. Congratulations to the host for getting the dt energy, and the time for shielding the voice: 30 minutes. Please make persistent efforts, a spring night is worth a thousand gold!"

What the hell dt system.

Does this have anything to do with Chunxiao Moment? !There is also the bastard mackerel... Although at this time, it is time to clamp Dazai's waist to make him react, pretending to be puzzled: "Something hard is hitting me, please remove it, please?" dt, and then earn a wave of points.

but--

Once he thought about whether the bastard mackerel could be tough in the face of a disgusting partner, Zhong Yuanzhong stopped thinking.What's more, even if she did.Dazai would also mock in a harsh and idle tone:

"What are you kidding, little slug? Are you insulting my aesthetics? I'm not at all interested in slimy little slugs~!"

It must be the result.

Zhongyuan Zhong also decided to strike first, and kicked Osamu Dazai in the face: "Use it for your uncle, who are you insulting?"

"Tsk,"

Dazai avoided Nakaya's ferocious kick, turned around with a slightly mocking look, and was about to say something, when he caught a glimpse of the dark blue under Nakaya's eyes and the plain white bandage covering one eye under his bright orange hair, it faded again: Dazai came from There has never been a moment like this, when it feels like the bandages appearing on Nakaya's body will be so intrusive.

The mouth is arrogant and domineering, and the spirit is extremely good.

The dull gleam in the eyes, and the state of exhaustion are simply not deceiving.

Still holding on, won't you try to rely on him?

Stupid in also.

Osamu Dazai sighed silently, and withdrew his hand hooked on the black collar: "I'll let you go, idiot slug. Next time, I'll kick a man in stockings casually..."

I will kill you.

Dazai Osamu glanced lightly at the only eye not covered by plain white bandages, and slowly got up without any temptation to self-consciousness.

*****

"What do you want in the middle of talking? I don't need to "let go" of the half-dead mackerel, and I can give you a ride."

Nakahara Chuya raised his brows high, and was about to provoke him first when Osamu Dazai loosened her collar uncharacteristically, and stood up slowly.

A black suit jacket was draped over his shoulders.

It increases the broadness of the shoulders and looks unexpectedly reliable.Hey, these are all illusions.

"It's true that I wanted to die, but I refused to be beaten to death by the most annoying little slug." Osamu Dazai yawned lazily: "Chuya still has free time to focus on other things? Now what you should care about is to investigate the population The missing mission is right."

Tch, Dazai found out.

Zhong Yuanzhong also curled his lips, put his legs down, looked for the high heels he had taken off, and put them on: "Your mission is not to investigate the population, is it?"

"Of course not my job."

Osamu Dazai glanced at her sideways: "It's not my task, isn't my stupid partner waiting for me in the office, let me solve it?"

Ah, the intention was seen.

But why are you bastard so kind, you really came to the office honestly.Although Osamu Dazai had a strange attitude towards himself since he was 18 years old, even though the bastard deserved to be beaten as before, he still mocked her in a lazy tone.

It looked the same as usual.If you want to say something strange, it should be your intuition.Anyway, if you tell him, you will only be ridiculed as the intuition of a small animal.

Zhong Yuanzhong also put on black high-heeled shoes, and slowly crossed his legs: "You really want to help me solve it? No matter how you look at it, you don't seem to have the noble quality of being helpful."

"........."

Thank you so much for seeing through his essence.

Osamu Dazai's eyes flicked across the long overlapping legs, and his tone was cold with a little imperceptible joy: "Is the idiot partner such a special compliment? I am really flattered."

Chuya Nakahara: "No one wants to praise you."

"It's too much for Zhong, you want to use me to complete the task quickly, and demolish the bridge before crossing the river?" Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "Then I can just drink with Ango, since Miss Zhongya is not in a hurry, I will Let's go first."

Bastard mackerel, you definitely did it on purpose!If it wasn't for not sleeping well recently and not having the energy to spend a lot of time investigating, who cares about you!

Miss Zhongyuan smacked her lips impatiently.

"Chuya." Dazai Osamu reminded: "Don't slander in the bottom of your heart and give silently, just ask for something in return. When necessary, I also look forward to my partner's promise of body in return."

You really wrote the word shameless on your face.

Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted at the bastard, and curled his lips unwillingly: "Then what do you want me to do?"

"........."

Zhongye, at this time, you should ask why he expects you to repay him with your body.

"It's nothing." Osamu Dazai sighed, the beautifully shaped pupils refracted a shallow light, and the gentle light printed showed tenderness and deep meaning: "There is a place that I have long wanted to try with the little slug. I tried it. You must accompany me for a walk."

Miss Zhongyuan: "????"

It just doesn't feel like a decent place.

*****

Zhong also thought that Dazai wanted to trick her once before the business trip, but Zhong also never expected that Dazai decided to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables.

"Are you out of your mind? We don't have the time to go shopping in the supermarket, why don't we just have a big meal."

Miss Zhongyuan raised her eyebrows in disbelief, and even raised her voice slightly.But the instigator next to him didn't seem to feel any embarrassment at all, he yawned calmly, and lazily picked up the avocado at hand to have a look.

Black curly hair, a half-covered bandage blocked one eye, and the side half of the face was handsome and beautiful.Because of wearing a white shirt with a dark coat.

In the handsome and good-looking, there is a hint of mysterious danger.

Zhong also noticed that since they entered the large supermarket, there were countless women looking at Dazai in amazement.Of course, Miss Nakahara recognized Osamu Dazai's good looks, but these were all when the mackerel was silent.

Once the guy opens his mouth—

"The puppy has been looking at the owner, do you want the owner to buy you feed?"

...that makes one want to strangle him.

Miss Zhongyuan took a deep breath, pushed the cart and walked over: "If you talk nonsense, I'll smash you up and feed it to the dogs."

Dazai held the avocado and looked back in surprise, his light-colored pupils reflected a faint light under the lamp, crystal clear like glass: "Chuya actually wants to eat me into his stomach? Such a sick and tender love~"

"Do you want to die?" Miss Zhongyuan glared at him: "If you talk too much, I'll kill you. What do you want to eat? If you don't say anything, I'll leave!"

"Chuya is so indifferent." Dazai put the avocado back on the shelf: "I want to eat crab meat stew."

Yes yes yes, crab pot.For the sake of your use value, I am too lazy to sing against you.

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his eyes to look for the location of the aquatic products. Through the crowds, he spotted a boy wearing a summer shirt and a navy blue vest in his arms. He was holding a small black and white... ...cows?

Are there still people using cows as pets these days?

It’s also unbelievable that I have to watch it again in the Central Plains, and there are no children in the crowd: Is it a mistake?

"Chuya, who are you looking at?"

Nakahara was also stunned in surprise, and turned his eyes to look at the thin figure walking beside her. I don't know if it was her illusion, but the moment Dazai Osamu was speaking was gloomy as if he was on a mission. The domineering and gloomy temperament made that face strangely dark.

But the black mud in front of him was obviously still smiling, which made people feel even more gloomy.

"Look for the aquatic product area." Zhong Yuanzhong also threw away his strange thoughts, and impatiently pushed the cart towards the aquatic product area: "You bastard is really troublesome, if you want to eat crab meat stew, we can go out and eat it—"

"It's different, Chuya."

What's the difference?Chuya Nakahara raised his eyebrows slightly, and conveyed this sentence to Dazai Osamu with his eyes, and the latter passed her by slowly.The thin and tall figure quickly approached the crowd.

Dazai made it clear that he didn't want to tell her.

"Tch. It's different, but you don't want to make it clear. Who knows what you're thinking." Miss Zhongyuan complained, "That's why I hate the brain school with the heart the most."

*****

Chuya and Dazai walked through the supermarket for a while, and managed to find the legendary aquatic products area behind the [Eternal Setsuna] billboard.This billboard can almost completely cover the area behind, and because of the billboard, there is no one in the entire aquatic area.

"They really want to sell aquatic products?"

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't get a response from Mackerel either, and he didn't care.She glanced at the empty place, and there were hundreds of clean water tanks inside. Squids, fish, and lobsters were slowly crawling in the water tanks.Turning his icy blue eyes, he found the crab in the corner.

"Ah, I found it." Nakahara Chuya raised his brows slightly, and walked over on high heels first, not forgetting to command Mr. Dazai: "Bring me two net bags."

"Chuya really knows how to summon people~"

Miss Zhongyuan didn't bother to pay attention to Dazai's soft complaints, she took off the black windbreaker she was wearing and put it on the cabinet before replying slowly: "You can also choose to let me directly stuff the crab into your mouth. It's easier for me."

"As expected of a violent slug, your thoughts and brains are equally simple and rude."

Nakahara also heard Dazai Osamu's mocking tone as usual, but besides the sound of Dazai Osamu's light footsteps, there was also the sound of pulling things. Since Dazai Osamu obediently carried out, she didn't bother to talk back.

But choosing crabs or something...

Nakahara also lowered his head slightly to check the creatures in the water tank, and poked the crab's hard shell with his gloved hand. The slightly long and slightly curly orange hair fell down as she lowered his head, and it was very pleasant to sweep it in front of his eyes. Comfortable.

Her gloves were soaked in water, she shook her hands and was about to take off the gloves to tie up the drooping hair, when another hand that appeared out of nowhere pinned the soft orange hair behind her ears first.

The white and small ears were exposed.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback, his ice blue eyes looked at the young man who was close at hand with a little foolishness: "What, what are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai let out a dragged "Ah", and smiled intriguingly: "Chuya, do you know what we look like now?"

"Ok?"

Osamu Dazai was already leaning over slightly, but at this moment, he simply leaned against her ear, wrapped in steam and said: "Because my husband is going on a business trip, I specially prepare dinner for him and choose the ingredients for my wife."

Nakahara Nakaya's ears were reddened by Dazai's hot breath, and when his mind went blank, the mechanical sound of the system rang out.

- "Beep. The host can try to reach a long-term cooperative relationship with him. The system believes that he alone can give you countless DT points."

That doesn't work.

If I'm with Dazai, I'll kiss and go to bed... No, no, no, how could Dazai like her!Dazai must be mocking her, once she blushes and is shy, Dazai will definitely laugh at her! !

She needs to strike first.

Miss Zhongyuan calmed down, and turned to look at the exquisite Hei Ni with a half-smile, "Don't make me laugh. I will have a boyfriend in the future."

Osamu Dazai pursed his slightly upturned lips into a straight line.

Miss Zhongyuan didn't have time to feel the beauty of her counterattack, and she keenly felt that the atmosphere around her suddenly turned cold.The low air pressure that disappeared reappeared on Heini's body, and the gloomy temperament intensified.

"What kind of boyfriend, friend, friend do you want to find? Let me give you a reference."

His life is hard enough.