Mr. Dazai is angry every day

"Host, Osamu Dazai's blackening value is as high as 200, hurry up and influence him. Tell him that I can watch yours for the sake of fairness!"

"…………"

System, she has no grievances with you, why do you keep treating her like a fool?

Nakahara also took a deep breath and forced herself to be calm. Just as she was about to physically persuade Dazai, she didn't know that half of her pink elephant had been castrated by Dazai's piercing eyes. , raising her chubby face innocently.

With his green eyes, he looked at the bright and good-looking Chuya, and then at the dignified and elegant Osamu Dazai.

"Are you her boyfriend?"

Who told you that Osamu Dazai is my boyfriend!What are you thinking about at a young age? !

Zhongyuan Zhongye was shocked, "I am not"

Before the clarification was finished, Zhong Yuanzhong also saw a gentle wind on the gloomy black mud face?His smile almost blinded Chuya Nakahara's eyes.

"????" Nakahara Chuya: "Are the nerves at the corner of your mouth short-circuited?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's kind greetings were completely ignored by Heini. Heini's tall figure slowly squatted down, and lovingly touched Lanbo's afro head. "You have good eyesight. Although Zhong is also an idiot, your eyes are surprisingly good."

"??????"

Why is she such a fool!

Didn't you black mud want to physically castrate Lanbo just now, what does such a kind and gentle expression mean? !

Nakahara looked at Dazai who was gently stroking Lanbo's head, worried that the black mud would suddenly change his face and twist off Lanbo's little head on the spot.

Blood splattered on the spot.

Thinking of this, Miss Zhongyuan's ice-blue eyes became more vigilant: "Hey, Dazai, he's just a child."

"I know." Osamu Dazai smiled: "Such a sensible and interesting child is so cute, he must be properly kept in Hong Kong and Hei."

cute?Interested?

Where did you find out.What exactly did Lanbo say to please you?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also puzzled, but he saw Lan Bo proudly put his hands on his hips, and raised his chubby face, which was fleshy and lifeless.

Lanbo: "Of course, Lord Lanbo is the smartest and most capable!"

"I see." Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand and said with a smile; "Then do you still remember what you said just now?"

"Huh?" Lan Bo blinked, tilted his head and thought, "Are you Nakahara Chuya's boyfriend?"

Hey, hey, say no!

Zhongyuan Zhong also protested dissatisfied, and heard the systematic "shh" in her ears, she subconsciously silenced, and saw Dazai Osamu's crooked kite eyes, at this moment the black mud and gloomy temperament on his body disappeared completely, and she was happy When he smiled, it seemed that all the lights were dotted on his body.

Unbelievably happy.

Osamu Dazai poked the kid on the cheek: "Say it again."

Lan Bo didn't understand why Osamu Dazai was happy, so he tentatively said, "Are you Chuya Nakahara's boyfriend?"

"Again."

After confirming what Osamu Dazai meant, Lanbo proclaimed in a miraculous manner, "You are Chuya Nakahara's boyfriend!"

"Again."

Don't just call people by their first and last names casually, what kind of childish game are you guys playing!

Nakahara also twitched the corners of his lips in dissatisfaction, and glanced at the corners of Dazai Osamu's raised lips. He still vaguely remembered Dazai Osamu's body covered in black mud, trying to clean up Lanbo. Shout something and nothing.

"…………"

Is black mud so easy to coax? ?Is it because she doesn't know enough about Dazai?Hmph, anyway Dazai Osamu just wanted to ridicule and mock her.

She couldn't believe that Osamu Dazai wanted to be her boyfriend.

"Good boy," Osamu Dazai stood up contentedly, and patted his head with a bandaged hand: "Tomorrow, I happen to be going to the dim sum shop to meet another man, and let her treat you to dim sum."

"Okay!" Lan Bo cheered: "Master Lan Bo likes dessert the most!"

Wait a moment.

Osamu Dazai, is this how you arranged the itinerary for me?No matter how you say it, it is very strange!First, he agreed with Lan Bo's "boyfriend", and now he said he wanted to meet another man.

You are definitely pointing fingers and scolding Huai.

"Hey," Chuya Nakahara corrected Osamu Dazai: "What kind of man is not a man? I just did it for a mission. It's not... and I'm not dating another man."

Ms. Zhongyuan's words became more and more low-pitched at the end, no matter how they sounded, they sounded like an awkward explanation.

"Of course I know it's not a date."

Otherwise, do you think I can still speak calmly?

Osamu Dazai turned his head to the side: "Chuya hasn't been taught well by me. It's just the beginning of kissing and I can't stand it. More special training will be needed in the future."

Don't talk nonsense in front of children!

Nakahara gave Osamu Dazai an annoyed look, and pulled Rambo towards her, covering the kid's ears with both hands, "Be careful what you say, this is still a child."

Pay attention to what you say?

Osamu Dazai casually chewed this sentence in his heart, "I don't know what to say or what not to say."

He tilted his head and smiled lowly.

"Why don't you come and gag me?"

The look of tilting his head and smiling was terribly bad, and Nakahara's heartbeat accelerated when he saw it: Osamu Dazai, are you a vixen, you must have seduced people here on purpose.

"It's getting late." Dazai Osamu glanced at the clock casually, and hugged Lanbo: "I will find someone to take him with him for a night, this kid, and you don't need to worry about his affairs. Rest early, there are a lot of things to face tomorrow."

"........."

Central Plains also suddenly had a bad premonition.

This unpleasant feeling lasted until she woke up in the middle of the next day, when she put on the long black trench coat and was about to go out.

Someone had already rang her office.

Zhong Yuan also straightened his collar, walked out of the office on high heels: "Come in."

"Yes."

The door of the office was opened, and standing outside the door was Dazai Osamu's direct subordinate, holding a blue wave in a cow suit in his arms, sucking the milk carton "Gululu".

"Good morning, Miss Zhongyuan." The other party bowed respectfully, stepped forward and carefully put Lanbo down.

It must have been Dazai who asked him to send Lanbo here, and Tangtang's direct subordinates were called to send the little ghost, which is considered overkill... Wait, see what the meaning of my complicated eyes is.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the other party in confusion, "What else?"

"I'm sorry," the direct subordinate lowered his head, "I'll take my leave first."

Your complicated eyes don't seem to be all right.

Forget it.

Nakahara also didn't want to care about other people's private thoughts. Thinking back to Osamu Dazai, she hesitated and asked, "Where is Dazai?"

You should also rest, there are still many things you need to face tomorrow.

Osamu Dazai's meaningful words made Chuya Nakahara sleep very uneasy, so she hesitated and asked again.

"Mr. Dazai is out."

out again?

Lanbo, who was holding a milk carton in his two little hands, raised his head when he heard Dazai's name: "Dad said he was going to surprise Mom! So let's keep it a secret."

"????????"

What the hell are you calling me? !

Osamu Dazai, you spent the whole night with Lanbo, how did you let the kid call out Mom and Dad so naturally? !Is this your new way of finding fault? !

Zhongyuan Zhong also finally understood why Dazai Osamu's direct subordinates looked at her so strangely just now, and she couldn't sum it up before, but now that she thinks about it, it's not that Hong Guoguo wrote "You guys, there is a five-year-old The meaning of "children"! ! ! !

"Listen to me." Nakahara Nakaya took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to split Dazai Osamu's head with his bare hands, and said in a calm tone as much as possible: "I will give you everything I heard today." forget."

The direct subordinates lowered their heads.

"Okay, let's go." Nakahara Chuya rubbed his brows tiredly: "I'll settle the score with Osamu Dazai myself in a while."

"Yes."

Nakahara also dismissed his direct subordinates, looked innocent and focused all his attention on the milk and didn't know that he was someone else's son Rambo, didn't even know that he should praise Dazai Osamu would brainwash, and the mafia didn't go to pyramid schemes to stop it when he entered the port Is it humiliating the talent, or should I lament that Lanbo is too easy to deceive.

I don't know how Osamu Dazai tricked him.

Lan Bo caught Zhong Ye's gaze and blinked innocently: "Aren't we going to eat some dim sum?"

"Go."

Nakahara Nakaya replied briefly that when she called the principal to ask for leave, it wasn't that she didn't hear the principal's relieved voice, so she could only curse Dazai Osamu from the bottom of her heart for not being a man.She hung up and called the hospital instead.

Got the news that Gang Ji was weak and still in a coma.

Zhongyuan Zhongye hung up the phone and paused for a while. Lan Bo opened his eyes wide and looked over curiously. He didn't even want the milk in his hand. "Hang Chi", "Hang Chi" climbed onto Zhong Ye's knees, his eyes sparkling.

"Are we going for dessert?"

"........."

Nakahara also felt that Tsuna would really cry when he woke up, but Rambo knew that Tsuna's situation didn't help.Zhong also thought for a moment and called Ranpo, and made an appointment to meet at the dim sum shop in the commercial street after ten o'clock.

"You should rest early, there are many things to face tomorrow."

Chuya Nakahara hung up the third phone call, and Osamu Dazai's meaningful words inexplicably appeared in his ears, which seemed to be teasing, warning, and reminding.

Is that bastard Dazai really not messing around?

Nakahara was also very skeptical, but Osamu Dazai just went on a business trip to the UK a while ago, and a lot of his work has been suppressed. Now he should be completing the accumulated tasks efficiently, and he should not have the leisure to cause trouble... I guess.

probably.

Zhongyuan Zhong also suppressed his slight uneasiness, and drove Lanbo to the dim sum shop. When he got out of the car, he saw Luanbu walking towards him.Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered the car window, and was about to say hello to Luanbu, when he felt the hem of his clothes being pulled, he turned his head and saw Lanbo smiling mysteriously.

"Don't worry, I won't tell Dad, Mom is meeting Uncle outside."

"…………"

Although there is an immoral wife who already has a family boyfriend, she can't control her horny nature and takes her son out to have an affair, and let the child witness the taste of her messing around.

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I'm going to be caught tomorrow. If I don't update in the early morning, I will update at 11:[-] in the evening. In order to avoid mental collapse, I will uninstall Jinjiang. See you later and wish me good luck!