my brother is scumbag

36.

After saying this, I walked into the office and closed the door behind me.

Immediately after losing the light in the hallway and the office darkened, I walked over to my desk and motioned him with my eyes to get out of the way.

Under my sight, he picked up the book in his hand, Shi Shiran got up, but only moved a step or two, did not leave the range of the desk, but leaned against the table, watching me press the switch.

As a result, the original gray wall instantly turned into a glass window where you can see the street view of Yokohama, and the sunlight dispelled the darkness in the office.

"Well……"

I heard the mackerel groaning. I looked up when I was preparing to work, and found that he seemed not used to this kind of too bright light. The hand that was not holding the book was raised and covered his forehead.

He even narrowed his eyes slightly, his eyelashes trembling, which also covered the emotion in his eyes.

But at least it was enough for me to see his face clearly.

"Dazai..."

I stared at his face and suddenly called out to him. He raised his eyelids and looked at me with a smile on his face.

"Ok?"

I said in a serious tone: "If you continue to play games all night, and then sleep lazily during work, and push all the files to Zhongye, I think that sooner or later, Zhongye will not be able to bear it anymore, and then shoot you into the wall, digging everything not come out."

This guy's dark circles became a lot heavier after he disappeared overnight, so he can cosplay a panda directly.

37.

Dazai's expression froze for a moment, the seemingly indifferent feeling disappeared because of his expression.

"Also," I frowned, and scanned him up and down, "Did you go for liposuction? It seems that you are much thinner than yesterday." After a pause, I felt as if I understood something, "Could it be Is this your new way of committing suicide?"

"But this method of suicide will be very painful before death, aren't you the most afraid of pain?"

"...That's what I said."

Dazai finally stopped pretending to be deep and showed the slightly frivolous smile I am used to. He squeezed his chin and showed a thoughtful expression.

"After trying it, I found that this method will be more painful. It seems that this method can be given up."

As he said that, he turned around and was about to leave, but what he said was that his conscience had discovered that he finally didn't intend to push all the clerical work to Zhongye, but decided to work hard.

"and many more."

I grabbed the scarf he was wearing and pulled it hard, and the guy was forced to bend over and lean towards me.

"People can leave, but this one stays with me."

Do you think you can take away Oda's signed book as long as your attitude is too natural? That's impossible!

With a sneer, I'm going to take the book from this guy's hand.

The result was a twitch, but no twitch.

I narrowed my eyes and met Dazai's gaze.

"Hey, can't you?"

Dazai lowered his eyelids, with a disappointed expression on his face, and his tone seemed very lonely and pitiful.

"Obviously Yui-chan doesn't mind if I dress up like the leader, but you don't want to give me a book?"

"Yes, no." I said ruthlessly.

The main reason is that it's not the first time I've seen this guy pretending to be pitiful, and I've already been immune to it.

38.

When he came to report to me in the middle of the day, his expression was a little subtle.

When I took the document in his hand, I heard him almost talking to himself:

"That fellow Dazai...was he bewitched today?"

I was a little puzzled: "What happened to Dazai?"

Without thinking, my mouth has become accustomed to spit out a long list of examples.

"Skipping work and committing suicide by diving or driving off a cliff on purpose?"

"Or maybe you took Chuya's card and swiped a lot of canned crab meat back?"

"Or is it that a new issue of "This Week's Lai Pi Zhong Ye" is updated today?"

"Or is it because you deliberately didn't dodge the bullets during the fight?"

As we talked, after I finished speaking, I stopped what I was doing, and He Zhong also looked at each other in blank dismay.

I:"……"

Zhong Ye: "..."

There was a subtle silence in the office.

Finally, I coughed lightly, breaking the silence.

"Thanks for your hard work."

I said to Chuya from the bottom of my heart.

Chuya: "...You too."

39.

"The problem is, there's none of that."

After I exchanged my experience with Zhongye, Zhongya denied all the examples I gave.

He said with a strange expression: "Not only did he not, he actually worked hard today."

"...Are you sure?" My expression also became serious.

Dazai is working hard?

It can be said that as long as you ask this sentence to all Mafia, everyone will think that the person who said this must be sleepwalking.

Give me a break.

Who doesn't know that Mafia's Dazai cadre likes to touch fish the most during work.

"Isn't it true that someone with supernatural abilities disguised himself as Dazai?"

Although I don't think anyone would have the guts to pretend to be Dazai.

After mafia has grown to its current scale and has become the largest mafia organization in Yokohama, there are still many forces that dare to provoke.

But the premise is that the person in charge of taking over is not Dazai.

There is even a saying circulating inside Mafia: "For Dazai's enemies, the greatest misfortune is that the enemy is Dazai."[1]

40.

Dazai is a natural mafia.

To be honest, he is even more suitable to be the leader of mafia than I am.

I think if the person sitting in this position is not me, but still my brother, he may already be thinking about how to force Dazai out of mafia without showing any trace.

But I didn't feel any uneasiness.

I always remember what I became the leader for.

Not for power, but to protect those I care about.

41.

Everyone in mafia was terrified that day.

Some people even wondered if the end of the world was coming, or if it was raining knives from the sky.

Because Mafia's recognized cadre of fish-catching king Dazai actually worked hard!

It's not that Dazai cadres don't do business, it's just that he acts in a very casual style, and always gets stuck on the verge of mental collapse before taking action slowly, indicating that everything is actually under his control.

What I usually like to do most is to skip shifts and commit suicide to challenge the mentality of my subordinates.

But today, this guy actually stayed in the office all the time, and he wasn't the kind who slept on the sofa, but was sitting behind a desk, processing paperwork.

If it weren't for the fear of being retaliated against by Dazai cadres who would remember their names and faces, everyone would probably be unable to resist pretending to pass by unintentionally, and then take the opportunity to take a look at it.

But they dare not, but there are people who dare to do so.

For example, Miss Mori, the leader.

Everyone saw her coming to Dazai's office, taking out her mobile phone to take a picture of Dazai's cadre working seriously.

He even spoke to himself in a volume that cadre Dazai could hear:

"I'm really touched, Dazai."

"It's simply the Lifetime series."

She stroked her chin and said seriously:

"Sure enough, as long as people live long enough, no matter what rare things are possible to see."

"Mafia's Dazai cadres are serious about doing things like this, so they can be included in the wonders of the world."

——No, as expected of the leader!

Dazai Dazai cadres who dare to be yin and yang!

The crowd was in awe.

After all, if other people say such things, they will definitely be retaliated by Dazai cadres.

42.

The sun was still bright in the morning, but in the afternoon, the sky began to be gloomy, and in the evening, it rained heavily.

This kind of weather is suitable for relaxing in a warm home, and then cooking a pot of oden, playing games and enjoying delicious food.

It should be like this.

If it weren't for me seeing some guy standing in the doorway of the bar, soaked and not going into the bar.

Obviously, his hair was all wet into a ball, and his clothes were completely soaked and clinging to his body, making him look a little pitiful.

But as if he didn't feel it at all, he raised his head slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

The rain curtain obscured his expression.

43.

"Are you stupid?"

In the calmness, but it seemed to be suppressing the real emotion, the voice sounded, awakening Dazai who was in a trance.

His vision darkened, and the rain was blocked by the black umbrella cloth, isolating him from the world of rain.

"If you want to die in the rain and then have a fever, you have already tried this method, but it didn't work at all, and you have to drag someone else to take care of you in the end. I won't care about you at that time, Dazai."

Miss Mafia, who was frowning slightly, probably didn't realize that although she was speaking such cold words, her eyes were full of emotions that only show concern for the person in front of her.

The real indifference is not even looking at it, just ignoring it.

"When I was working hard today, I thought you were finally settled down, but it turned out that you still have this troublesome personality."

As she spoke, she reached out and grabbed his wrist, and pulled him into the bar with an attitude that could not be refused.

Compared with the fact that he had been drenched in the rainstorm for a period of time, the cold rain took away his body temperature and made his skin look cold. The hand holding his wrist felt warm from the palm of his hand, and penetrated into his body through the bandage. skin.

Just as soon as she stepped into the bar, she let go.

Only a little warmth remained on the wrist.

44.

When I turned around, I saw Dazai standing at the door, frowning slightly, looking at his wrist, as if he was thinking about something very complicated for him.

As if sensing my gaze, he raised his eyes to look at me.

I tilted my head, "What's wrong Dazai, do you even forget how to walk?"

My tone is very aggressive.

Because I'm really not in a good mood.

Dazai pulled his pale lips and smiled, he didn't seem to mind my tone at all, he even leaned over and protracted the ending as usual to act coquettishly.

"Yuki-chan~"

I pushed his head away in disgust, "Stay away from me, the rain is going to hit me."

That's what he said, but in the end he asked the bartender to bring a dry towel and threw it to him.

Then he turned his head and greeted Oda who was sitting at the bar with a wine glass in his hand.

"Good evening, Oda~"

"Good evening, Yui." Oda looked at Dazai who was sitting next to me, with his head buried under the towel without showing his face, "Dazai, this is..."

"You mean this idiot?"

I said angrily, "I don't know what he was thinking. He stood at the door of the bar but didn't go in, and then he completely drenched himself."