my brother is scumbag

"Yuki-chan."

One day when I submitted the report and was about to leave, my brother who was processing the documents suddenly called me.

I turned around and met his gaze.

"what's up?"

Holding the steel quill in his hand, he tapped the table unconsciously, then smiled at me.

"How about giving you a day off today?"

I thought about it, stood up, walked to the window, opened the curtains, opened the window again, poked my head out, and squinted at the sky for a while.

After half a minute, I retracted, turned my head to face my brother's puzzled face, and said solemnly:

"Is the sun rising from the west today?"

Usually he would like to use me alone as several people, but today he offered to give me a holiday, which is really strange.

my brother:"……"

His expression choked, and then there was resentment on his face, "Of course not."

I raised my eyebrows, although I don't quite understand why he made this decision, but I don't want to waste the vacation for nothing. Before my brother changed his mind, I immediately called off work and left the mafia building.

I was going to go straight home and go to bed, but after walking a few steps, I met Odasaku, who was standing near the building with something in his hand.

At the same time, he also saw me and walked towards me quickly.

"When I participated in a supermarket promotion today, I got a movie ticket in the lottery."

It turned out that what he just held in his hand was the prize, and there were two of them.

"Huh?" I blinked, "Does this mean...to go to the movies together?"

"Ah." Oda nodded, "I was just thinking about who I should give the other movie ticket to, and then I happened to see you."

It was indeed a coincidence that I happened to be free today, and I happened to meet Oda in front of the building.

So the two of us went to the cinema together.

The quality of the film is very good, it is a comedy.

Amidst the loud laughter around, Oda and I were probably the quietest place relatively. Oda didn't make any laughter during the whole process, and just looked at the screen calmly.

Except occasionally he would ask me some movie-related questions.

For example, when the protagonist of the movie suddenly becomes rich and then runs to a high-end clothing store.

Oda spoke suddenly.

"Yui, if you were the protagonist, what kind of clothes do you prefer?"

For another example, when the protagonist eats in a restaurant, and the food ordered is expensive, but none of them meet his appetite.

Oda spoke again.

"Yui, if you were the main character, which flavor would you choose?"

"..."

To be honest, I think there are too many Oda words today, and even for a moment I wondered whether this Oda is a fake.

But after observing carefully with the light of the silver screen, I confirmed that it was the genuine Oda Sakunosuke.

As for why—

Well, it's probably because only the real Oda can have such soulful hair.

Although these questions sound strange, as long as I think of Oda's brain circuit that no one can figure out, I suddenly feel that this matter is normal again.

So in the end I answered them all.

When I came out after watching the movie, two hours had passed.

Oda said that today's movie triggered some inspiration for him, so he wanted to go back and record it.

I nodded in understanding, waved my hand and watched him leave.

Then I also turned and left the cinema.

Great, now just keep going home and sleep!

As a result, this decision was aborted again a few minutes later.

"Yuki-chan—"

Dazai appeared out of nowhere, grabbed my shoulders, and waved the ticket in his hand to me with a smile.

"The weather is fine today, let's go to the playground~"

Compared with his invitation, I was more puzzled by another thing, "Where did you get the money?"

If I remember correctly, this guy just committed suicide by jumping into a river yesterday and lost his wallet.

"Don't worry about such small things~" Dazai shrugged.

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Zhongye's roar sounded:

"Asshole, Dazai, when did you steal my card?!"

I:"……"

Case solved.

"Really, the little man Chuya is too stingy."

Dazai puffed his cheeks, and then took out the third ticket, with a very reluctant tone, he reluctantly accepted it and followed.

"You obviously bought it with my money, what does this tone of voice like I'm taking advantage of you mean, you bastard mackerel!!"

Chuya beat up Dazai angrily.

When I stood on the playground with the two of them, I couldn't help thinking deeply.

How did things develop like this?

...I actually have nothing to do with going home to sleep today.

"Anyway, the money has already been spent, so it would be a waste if you don't come." Dazai looked at me and said with a smile.

"Chuya?" I turned to look at him.

Zhong also raised his hand and pressed the hat he was wearing, but with the distance between us, I still saw his slightly uncomfortable face, which seemed to be a little red.

But he did not deny Dazai's words, but cleared his throat and answered vaguely.

"Well," I nodded, "then go in."

The three of us stepped into the playground together.

There are many people in the playground.

It was probably the first time for Zhong Ye to go to this kind of place. Although he restrained his expression, it could be seen from his left and right movements that he felt that this experience was very novel.

As for Dazai, his expression seemed a little careless. If he didn't say anything, it wouldn't be obvious that he suggested going to the amusement park in the first place.Originally, I thought he would keep this state forever, but I didn't expect his eyes to light up soon, and then he ran to a certain food stall, smiled and said a few words to the crowd in line, and successfully intervened. In the front row.

I looked down at the map in my hand, thinking about which device to play first.

At this time, the surroundings suddenly became noisy. It seemed that some activities in the playground had started, and the crowd began to gather and rush towards a certain direction.

The crowd seemed to rush towards us in an instant, engulfing us.

There was a crowd of people in front of me, and I lost sight of Chuya and Dazai for a second or two.

But in the next second, my left hand was grabbed.

Zhong also appeared in my line of sight again. When looking at each other, he seemed to subconsciously show me a confident smile.

"Caught."

"..." I blinked, and couldn't help showing a smile, "Yes."

but--

There is another guy.

I stretched out my right hand, sprinted through the crowd very quickly, then grabbed some guy's wrist and yanked.

Dazai's figure also reappeared in front of us, his kite-colored eyes slightly widened, looking at me and Chuya.

"You have already run over, right?" I said angrily, "You just kept silent, and are you going to be pushed away by the crowd?"

Hearing my words, Dazai's eyes seemed to widen, as if he blurted out subconsciously.

"I thought……"

His voice was very soft, muttering, even the last words dissipated on his lips, neither I nor Zhong could hear clearly.

"what?"

I and Zhong also spoke in unison.

"—nothing."

Dazai smiled authentically, his expression returned to his usual look, making people feel that his hands are about to move, wanting to get close to that face.

To be honest, no matter how exciting the equipment in the playground is, it is nothing to the three of us.

Basically we just calmly listened to the screams in our ears.

Then, among a group of tourists whose hands and feet were weak, or who were dizzy and vomiting, they walked away at a calm pace.

Even so, none of the three of us proposed to leave directly, but played the playground all over again.

In the end, there were only a few projects left that did not participate.

I glanced at the time on my phone, "It's already five o'clock in the afternoon. Go back?"

"no!"

Hearing the rejection of the two of them, I felt a little strange, "But there's no fun in the future, right?"

"No, Yui-chan," Dazai waved his finger up, "There is one more item, but it's a must-see place in the playground."

"Which one?"

"It's the Ferris wheel~"

Ferris wheel……

I didn't expect Dazai to say this answer, mainly because when this word is mentioned, it makes people think of pink girl's heart and pink bubble.

And the three of us... tsk, all of them are mafia, it's pitch black.

But what surprised me again was that Chuya didn't deny this proposal.

When the carriage of the Ferris wheel was closed and slowly started to rise, I crossed my arms and looked at the two of them, full of scrutiny.

"You guys are a little weird today."

When Dazai heard my words, his expression didn't change a bit, but I also guessed the result, so his eyes kept falling on Nakaya.

Compared with Dazai, Chuya's mind is still a little shallow, so when he heard my words, his eyes wandered for a while, and then he abruptly retracted, looked at me, and said a little unnaturally:

"You feel wrong."

I squint.

These two guys...

Absolutely, absolutely something is hidden from me, and it has something to do with me.

The carriage we were sitting in was getting higher and higher, and it was getting farther and farther away from the ground, and the noisy laughter gradually disappeared.

When he was about to reach the top, Dazai suddenly spoke.

"I heard that it will be very effective to make a wish when the Ferris wheel reaches the top, because it is the closest distance to the god."

"Why did you suddenly become so girlish today?" I couldn't help complaining, "And, if you want to talk about gods..."

I rubbed my chin and looked at Chuya.

"Isn't Zhong just a ready-made deity Huangba spit? Instead of facing the Ferris wheel, wouldn't it be better for me to wish in Zhongmayen?"

"What, what?" Chuya was taken aback, and after realizing it, he stammered and retorted, blushing again, "No, don't say such jokes."

"That's right," Dazai, who was leaning against the window of the carriage and watching us, interjected faintly, "If Huang Batu was conscious, he would not be able to help but cry when he knew that he had to succumb to the body of a dwarf. Let's go~"

Chuya hardened his fist, "Dazai——!"

"Ah, we've reached the top." Dazai smiled reassuringly just a second before Chuya was about to beat him up.

Chuuya paused and looked at me.

And so is Dazai.

Under the watchful eyes of the two of them, I suddenly had the feeling of being chased away, but I felt speechless... the corners of my mouth couldn't help but rise.

"Cough cough..."

I cleared my throat and closed my eyes somewhat unnaturally.

When we got off the ferris wheel and walked out of the amusement park, Dazai was very interested in finding out what my wish was.

I didn't need to speak, Zhong just refuted it for me.

"If the wish is uttered, it will not come true, Dazai, shut up!"

"Ha, Chuya, what do you know, maybe I can help realize it."

"Do you think you are a god?"

"At least better than you, the little dwarf god?"

To my surprise, the two got into an argument again.

And like every time, as long as the three of us walk together, they have to put me in the middle and fight in the air.

I calmly took out the toilet paper from my pocket, crumpled it into a ball and stuffed it into my ear.

If one day they stop arguing, maybe I will find it strange instead.

When we got home, it was already past six o'clock, and Chuya followed us this time because he said that Dazai had brought back the handover documents and he needed to get them back.

I took the key and opened the door.

The moment I opened the door, ribbons were falling in front of my eyes, and there were many overlapping voices.

--"Happy birthday!!"

"..."

I opened my eyes wide and looked at the people in the room in a daze, whether it was my brother who was supposed to be working, the officer Ozaki who got along very well with me, and Oda who said before that he was going home to sort out his thoughts...

They were all standing in the furnished living room at this moment.

I subconsciously want to back away.

But a slight force from behind stopped me. They were still arguing a moment ago, but they made the same move at this moment, pushing me in together.

"It's not okay to run away~"

...What, obviously, obviously Dazai, you are a coward.

"I, cough, I have prepared a gift."

...So, Chuya, you were cooperating with Dazai in acting before, delaying the time for me to go back, right?

"This cake was made by Rintaro and I together!"

"Alice-chan just handed over the tools...cough, anyway, I think the taste should be passable?"

I glanced at my brother's face still covered in flour, and lowered my eyes.

"……Um."

Oda handed me a bound volume.

"This is a story I tried to write, and you are the first to read it."

I sniffed and took it.

Officer Ozaki gave me a warm hug and handed her present with a smile.

It's a beautiful yukata.

If I remember correctly, it happened to be the style I was more interested in when Oda and I were watching a movie.

Chuya gave me a brooch with the same color as my eyes.

"When I saw it, I thought it was right for you."

Finally, even Dazai said there was a gift.

"I decided to cook a big meal for Yui-chan~"

The eye sockets were already a little hot, so I didn't pay much attention, so I nodded indiscriminately.

Because I am a birthday star, I agreed to this matter again, so no one refused.

Especially when Dazai brought out the food, it looked very normal.

So, unprepared, a group of us all took a bite.

Then, including Dazai, everyone completely lost consciousness.

And almost collectively made headlines in Yokohama news.

As for the headline content, it is probably:

--#shock! Mafia executives are collectively poisoned. Is it the evil of the human heart or the loss of morality#