What kind of bad intentions can King Ono have?

With that said, Jiang Su fastened his seat belt, turned on the car engine, then turned on the center console, clicked a song, and started to search for the location of the theme park on the navigation map.

Yu Fanzhou also fastened the seat belt, took apart the Baichun in his hand, squeezed out a stick from the inside and observed it carefully, and found that it was a long stick similar to a biscuit, with a hollow in the middle, filled with chocolate sauce.

Yu Fanzhou has seen this stuff in the supermarket, but he has never eaten it.

The reason is that the price tag is almost [-] yuan a box, and it doesn’t seem to hold too much when you pick it up.

Thinking, Yu Fanzhou opened his mouth and put it in his mouth, bit his teeth lightly, the long sandwich biscuit broke from the middle, the taste was crunchy, after chewing a few times, the chocolate filled in the middle melted in the mouth, mellow and sweet.

The taste is good, but the portion is a bit small.

Yu Fanzhou has always been very interested in eating. He stuffed the second half of the biscuit into his mouth before he swallowed it. Before he finished eating, he took out another one and poked it into his mouth. He bit his teeth quickly. Simultaneously use the fingertips to press against the other side and push into the mouth.

The sound of the little mouse stealing food quickly caught Jiang Su's attention. He turned his head to look at it, and smiled lightly.

"Have you ever raised a hamster? That thing wants to stuff all the food into its cheeks when it eats. You are the same as it now."

Yu Fanzhou glanced at him: "I haven't raised it, but now I want to shove the steering wheel into your cheek."

Jiang Su was not angry either. He leaned on the back of the chair, turned his head and rested his chin to watch him eat, stretched out his hand to turn on the air conditioner, and asked, "Is it cold, do you want to heat the seat for you?"

"Ah? This thing can still be heated?" Yu Fanzhou was greatly shocked, looked down at the passenger seat under his buttocks, and said warily, "Won't it burn me? I warn you not to mess around."

Jiang Su couldn't be happier, so he pressed the switch and decided to let him feel it: "What are you thinking, it's not teppanyaki, it's not that hot, it's warm."

"Oh." Yu Fanzhou was relieved at this point, and glanced roughly in the car again, "As expected of a Bentley, it is expensive for a reason, I probably won't be able to afford it in my life."

Hearing this, Jiang Su always felt sour.

He gave a low laugh and said to Yu Fanzhou: "Actually, this model is not very expensive. It is about three million yuan from the factory to the landing. The model is beautiful and durable. If you really want to buy it, you will be able to buy it soon."

At present, Yu Fanzhou only has less than 800 yuan in his card, and his consumption concept has not yet undergone a qualitative change. Even if he is about to get a signing fee of up to 4000 million yuan, it is not enough to support him to buy this car.

Frankly speaking, he personally doesn't have high requirements for things outside his body, as long as the clothes can be worn and the shoes don't rub the feet.

At most, he has more pursuit of food, but that doesn't require too much outrageous expenses. The reason why he is in a hurry to get the signing fee is just to buy Tang Zheng a piano.

Yu Fanzhou held a stick of alcohol in his mouth, and said slowly: "I won't buy it, the shared bicycle is very good to ride, low-carbon and environmentally friendly."

"Fine, it's up to you." Jiang Su smiled, "There is really no need to rush to buy a car. After I buy this car, I don't have much time to drive it. Just tell me where you want to go in the future, and I will take you there."

"Okay." Yu Fanzhou agreed quite readily, as if he was afraid that he would go back on his word, he rubbed his chin to ponder, "When I have time to learn the driver's license later, would you mind lending me a license?"

Jiang Su agreed more happily: "Let's go."

"Aren't you afraid that I'll drive your car into a utility pole and then leave your car there and run away?" Yu Fanzhou joked with him, narrowing his eyes with a smile, "Then the police uncle will call you and call you Drink tea."

With a smile in Jiang Su's eyes, the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

"It's a collision. I should repair the car and repair the car, and I should lose money. It's okay to be fine."

There was a throbbing in Yu Fanzhou's heart, as if he had been scratched by the cat's soft paws, which deliberately half-folded its nails.

He could vaguely tell in his heart that Jiang Su said this to coax people, just like the sweet words he used to coax fans when he was broadcasting live.

What can't be ignored is that at the moment Jiang Su said that, Yu Fanzhou's heart was surging and exuberant.

He knew in his heart that Jiang Su had some usual tricks in dealing with people, because he was excellent, rich, and handsome, and he also had many advantages that could firmly attract people, and he could easily penetrate the weaknesses of human nature, as long as he moved a little Brains can make people very happy.

With such conditions, he can create many unexpected surprises and romances.

This is easy for him, but it is unforgettable for others.

There are too many scumbag potentials in this person, Yu Fanzhou knows all about it.

That's why Tang Zheng has always had so many prejudices against Jiang Su.

Even if he wasn't a scumbag, he was too much to attract bees and butterflies.

Yu Fanzhou didn't want her sister to be too sincere and get hurt in the future.

But I don't understand why, when he was already suspicious and prepared in every possible way, at this moment, like Tang Zheng, he felt very sincere and happy.

On business trips, Jiang Su would bring him special products, give him food and gifts, and play the piano.

Talking nonsense is disgusting, but it will solve all problems at critical moments.

Just like on the field of play, he can always stand up when the team needs it and play his own role.

These tricks are terrible.

Yu Fanzhou was afraid of being confused by these sugar-coated cannonballs, so he didn't dare to look at Jiang Su next to him. He bit Baichun and lowered his head to pretend to eat seriously. It took nearly half a minute to successfully relieve the throbbing in his heart. Did not start the car.

"Why don't you go, what are you waiting for?"

"I haven't driven for a long time, and it's cold, so I need to warm up the car."

"Ah? What does a hot car mean? Does the car get cold too?"

Jiang Su shook his head, and patiently explained to him: "It's not that the car is afraid of the cold, it's because the engine oil will flow back when parked for a long time. Parking for a while can reduce unnecessary engine wear."

Yu Fanzhou seemed to understand, nodded, and subconsciously turned his head to take a look, just in time to catch Jiang Su stepping on the accelerator to start the car, turning the steering wheel familiarly to turn around.

At this time, Jiang Su didn't speak. He looked left and right and looked around carefully. He was familiar with the road and quickly drove the car away from the narrow parking space that Yu Fanzhou saw, and drove out of the parking lot smoothly.

Yu Fanzhou unconsciously bit off the Baichun that was in his mouth, and looked away like an electric shock.

Then start repeating it in your mind over and over again.

Don't be hooked, don't be hooked!

It must be because he drives a Bentley, and the brand effect has added a filter to make him feel handsome!

I can do it, I can drive it, and I am handsome!

After reading this passage silently many times like chanting scriptures, Yu Fanzhou finally managed to calm his mind, but for some reason, the snacks in his mouth began to feel tired, and he quickly put them aside.

The League of Legends theme park was officially completed three years ago, and Jiang Su has only been there twice. The first time was when he was invited to participate in the opening ceremony, and the second time was to promote the first anniversary.

Both times without exception, work and business all day and nothing came of it.

God knows how much Jiang Su wanted to feel the long-awaited canyon roller coaster when he was accepting endless interviews.

It's not that I don't want to play, it's just that I don't have that condition.

Not to mention his busy schedule, he is almost 25 years old, and no matter how low the age limit of amusement facilities in places like parks is, it seems that he is not suitable for him.

He can guess without asking, how Lu Wei will hate him if he mentions thinking of playing in a theme park.

—— How old are you and don’t have any clues in your heart?

——What’s wrong with doing something with this time?

——Speed ​​and go to training.

But it was very different when King Ono came.

The relationship between the middle and field of the DG team has always been stiff. Lu Wei heard that he was going to take Yu to go boating together, so he allowed two days off without saying a word.

Thinking of this, Jiang Su suddenly remembered an interesting life story that Song Shi had mentioned to him, so he immediately told Yu Fanzhou about it.

"Zhouzhou, tell you something that Brother Song and I mentioned, do you want to hear it?"

When mentioning Song Dynasty, Yu Fanzhou's starry eyes instantly became full of energy: "Let's talk about it!"

"Back when Brother Song was helping a friend with their son, when he saw the slide, he suddenly wanted to try it on a whim. But because there were so many people, he was embarrassed, so he pretended that the child wanted to play, and carried the child to slide several times. Scared the kids to tears."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Fanzhou, who had imagined the picture in his mind, burst out laughing, and Le's shoulders couldn't stop shaking.

"Hahahaha I didn't expect my idol to have this side, and he's not as cold as I imagined."

"Men are still teenagers until they die." After waiting for the red light, Jiang Su turned his head to look at Yu Fanzhou, and said to him, "Do you think this plot is very familiar, very similar to me and you now."

"Hahaha, it seems a bit..."

The laughing point just now hadn't passed yet, and Yu Fanzhou was having fun, and suddenly came back to his senses. He suddenly reacted and gave him a sullen look: "You took advantage of me!"

Jiang Su pretended to be innocent and smiled: "I don't have it."

"You have it!" Yu Fanzhou unconsciously increased his voice, but after turning his head, he was inexplicably infected by the smile on Jiang Su's face. He laughed back angrily, and cursed, "Who is your son! Shameless!"

"I'm just giving you an example, don't take your seat according to the number." Jiang Su said, "This is not called taking advantage."

Yu Fanzhou continued to stare at him: "Isn't this considered taking advantage?!"

"Of course not." Jiang Su tapped the steering wheel with his index finger, a dark color rose in his eyes, and he stared fixedly at Yu Fanzhou, "I'll lock the car door now, and then press you on the seat, and then move over— —”

As he spoke, Jiang Su's speech became slower and slower.

At the same time, Yu Fanzhou felt that the front and rear doors slammed at the same time, and there was the sound of the locks being locked.

Jiang Su's dark eyes were like a vortex that would confuse the mind. Yu Fanzhou breathed hard, his heart seemed to be held by invisible hands, and he moved his lips to warn him not to mess around, but his throat seemed to be blocked by something in an instant Losing his voice, he could only nibble half of the unfinished Baichun in a daze.

Then, Jiang Su really leaned over.

Yu Fanzhou's inner panic reached the extreme at that moment.

He obviously could choose to reach out and slap Jiang Su directly and push him away, but he didn't do that. Instead, he chose to use his lips and teeth together after the quick few seconds of reaction time, and put the slap in his mouth. I ate half of the root.

Jiang Su was just trying to tease him.

But at this moment, at such a close distance, Yu Fanzhou looked like a frightened deer falling into a trap, and was forced to stare at him wide-eyed.

Maybe it was biological instinct that made him want to escape, but in the end he didn't choose to escape because he didn't know what kind of danger he would face, just like a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers.

Obviously very nervous, but still chewing the grass obsessively in his mouth.

Jiang Su stared at his lips stained with biscuit crumbs and leftover chocolate, and a strong impulse suddenly surged in his heart, as if an active volcano that had been silent for a long time was about to erupt suddenly, and the magma in the mountain was churning extremely violently.

This caused him to roll his Adam's apple subconsciously, but he didn't make any movements for a while.

At the same time, Yu Fanzhou's Adam's apple also moved.

But his purpose is completely different from Jiang Su's, mainly to swallow the food in his mouth.

The volcano failed to erupt in the end, it just smoked with a 'bang', and then turned off.

Jiang Su was afraid that he would really scare Yu Fanzhou, so he didn't do anything in the end, but returned to the driver's seat and sat down when the yellow light came on, stepped on the accelerator and returned to normal, as if nothing happened just now and continued joke with him.

"It's nothing to take advantage of just now, it's just a joke, this is called taking advantage of you."

After Yu Fanzhou realized it, his face turned red, and his teeth itched instantly with anger, wishing to kick him under the car.

You shouldn't be biased in judging this person just because you ate something and got some benefits!

He is a person with extremely bad taste, and his heart is too bad!

Absolutely can't hand over the flowery and jade-like elder sister to this person, otherwise, wouldn't she be a rich and bitter wife every minute, with a green prairie on her head! ?

Absolutely not allowed!

Yu Fanzhou glared at Jiang Su angrily, as if he wanted to scrape two pieces of meat off his body, then let out a cold snort from his nose, quickly turned his head and looked at the car window on the other side to look at the scenery, and stopped talking .

The two were speechless for a while, Jiang Su felt that the car was boring, so he hummed along with the background music played on the car's stereo, and felt bored at the chorus, so he simply sang along.

"Play Chopin's Nocturne for you to commemorate my dead love, and I play the piano under the moonlight for you incognito~ The feeling of your heartbeat is still so warm and close..."

This is Jay Chou's song, and Yu Fanzhou likes it very much, to the extent that he can listen to the previous sentence and continue the next sentence in his head.

Most people who can play the piano can't sing too badly, because they usually already have a certain pitch.

Obviously, Jiang Su has very skilled singing and vocal skills, unlike many amateurs who sing with a loud voice.

His speaking voice is pleasant, deep and magnetic with a slight hoarseness unique to smokers, but when he sings, his voice is slightly different from his usual speech, with a higher pitch, and almost The invisible smoke noise will be more noticeable.

Yu Fanzhou, who had been molested just a minute ago, didn't want to admit that he sang well, but he really couldn't force himself to convince himself that it didn't sound good, so he blocked his ears face to face.

For a professional e-sports player, Jiang Su's singing level seems a bit too high.

After singing the chorus, Yu Fanzhou noticed that Jiang Su took a quick glance at himself, as if deliberately implying his compliment.

So he didn't even turn his head away, pretending that he didn't hear anything just now without blushing.

Except for the chorus part, this song is full of long raps. He doesn't believe that Jiang Su can continue to pretend.

However, seeing that he didn't respond, Jiang Su actually put it on.

And the pretending was very successful and very skilled.

Yu Fanzhou was greatly shocked, and turned his head to look over like a ghost.

Rap is different from pure singing. The threshold is very high. As long as a person is not the type of tone-deficient, it is not too difficult to sing a song that he is very familiar with well.

But rap doesn't work.

Rap seems simple, but in fact it is much more difficult than singing. People who have no professional study or practice will basically not listen well. It is not so easy to find the key, and it requires talent to a great extent.

But Jiang Su's rap is also on the tune! ?

Yu Fanzhou was dumbfounded as he watched Jiang Su effortlessly follow the rhythm of the music, using a half-talking, half-singing rap technique to sing a long paragraph of lyrics word for word, while observing the road conditions, he nodded and followed the drum beat Looking for the beat, without delay, perfectly keeping up with the original singing.

Everyone knows that this is definitely not accidental. Jiang Su must have learned to be able to do this.

But Yu Fanzhou still didn't understand, even a little unbelievable.

How can this person know everything!

Where did I spend so much time learning! ?Does he usually not train or play games?

After playing in the professional league for six years, he has won four world championships. It is impossible to find a booster or play fake matches.

There are only two people in this car, and they are face to face, and he is indeed not lip-syncing.

It's outrageous!Why! ?

Could it be that other people have 24 hours a day, but he can't do 36 hours a day? !

Yu Fanzhou felt that the dam that was very firm in his heart began to crumble, and the world view was frantically reorganized, and it was about to collapse.

He didn't understand why, ever since he met Jiang Su, he always hated his slick tongue and his sloppy tongue just a second ago.

But he discovered his goodness in the next second, and was forced to admit his excellence.

Jiang Su's actions are too similar to the PUA behaviors circulating on the Internet. He seems to have been building his own perfect personality intentionally or unintentionally, but overthrows it in the next second, and the cycle goes on and on, guiding people step by step. The trap is unaware.

Damn it, the water in the e-sports circle is really too deep.

I'm a fledgling, and I've only been here for two days, how can I beat this old fox!

Still have to fight for five years.

The more Yu Fanzhou thought about it, the more he felt that the future was dark. After Jiang Su finished singing, his heart was already ashamed, and he began to consider whether he should continue to fight with Jiang Su in the future.

If you can't fight, if you can't fight, you can join.

For 4000 million, it is not impossible to bear the humiliation and bear the burden of being a younger brother for five years according to my sister's words, at least the money comes quickly.

But what did Jiang Su mean when he came over suddenly just now? Could it be that he wanted to kiss me?

Damn, he can't be interested in me! ?

So he gave me a mobile phone, bought me food, and took me out to play?

But this person is too stupid, he molested fans in the live broadcast room every day, so unmanly, he is not worthy of me at all.

No!

Not only can't I agree to his marriage with my sister, but I can't agree to his marriage with me!

If he is really interested in me, I have to think of a way to hang him, so that I can kill two birds with one stone, neither let him take advantage of me, nor let him play tricks on my sister.

OK, good idea.

Thinking of this, Yu Fanzhou instantly felt at ease, and felt much more relaxed. After studying the seat, he adjusted the angle of the backrest and lay down comfortably.

Seeing him like this, Jiang Su thought that the talent show he had specially prepared to clear up the prejudices of white rafting had worked, and asked expectantly.

"How is the singing, comment?"

Glancing at the navigation and thinking that there is still a long time to go to the destination, Yu Fanzhou lowered the brim of his hat to block the light, then closed his eyes, and said slowly.

"Good singing."

"Don't sing again next time."

Jiang Su: "..."

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The author has something to say:

Jiang Su: Only children need pursuit, adults rely on attraction!

Yu Fanzhou: That's really good, don't say it next time.

ps: The lyrics quote Jay Chou's "Nocturne"