Come on, let's turn back the time to the moment when the converter was just started.
The afternoon sun scorched the earth's surface, and a long shadow shrouded the heads of several teenagers, shattering their three views.
It was a woman in her early 20s.
The high ponytail was neatly tied on the back of her head, her black hair reflected a halo of light, her face was clear and beautiful, especially at the moment when her eyebrows and eyes were curled up and she smiled from the bottom of her heart.
"Ah, it seems that something happened?"
Fu Hei Zao Ji slightly squatted down, and greeted the boys with a smile.
"Hi~ the past few, long time no see."
Xia Youjie: "..."
With difficulty, he combined the woman's appearance with the face of a certain naive Qingmei.
He spit out a sentence in disbelief: "Early Ji?!"
Fu Hei looked at him early, his eyes lit up.
She happily hugged the young Xia Youjie into her arms, and vigorously rubbed his hair and cheeks: "Wow, it's Jie from childhood! So cute, so cute, fragrant, soft and short!"
So she said, it would be great to have a son like Jie!
Nai He Jie refused to agree even if he was beaten to death. He insisted on waiting until after marriage, and hoped that the first child would be a daughter...
Xia Youjie was caught off guard and buried in a soft and fragrant fragrance.
The suffocating facial cleanser was right in front of him, Xia Youjie, who was still an innocent young boy, was as stiff as a sculpture, not daring to move.
I have never been so close to the opposite sex, and most of my understanding of women's second biological characteristics comes from books and newspapers.Suddenly being hugged by Fu Hei Zaoji like this, Xia Youjie completely crashed.
The embarrassing red spread from the neck to the side of the face like a large cloud of fire. Xia Youjie tried to struggle, but the voice buried in the facial cleanser seemed weak and weak: "You let me go..."
Fu Hei Zaoji flirted with the boy openly and honestly: "I don't want to!"
Kai Teng Shun was dumbfounded.
He was in a trance, and even thought he was dreaming, and pinched his arm fiercely, only to let out a scream from the pinch.
It was also this scream that woke up Kusuo Saiki, who was soundly asleep.
Saiki Kusuo raised his head: "..."
What's going on with you guys?
Fu Hei had had enough of Xia Youjie in the age of innocence in the early years, and was finally willing to exchange messages with them.
"...All in all, that's how things are~" Fu Hei Zaoji drank half a bottle of Coke, and laughed happily, "The flow rate of time on the two sides should be different. My time and space take one day, and you can do it in about two hours here." Come back, don't worry."
Space-time transformation.
Black technology.
world line.
They are all words that are too far away from contemporary middle school students.
Xia Youjie, who knew that Saiki Kusuo was not simple, was fine, but Kai Teng Shun, who had lived in the world of ordinary people for more than ten years, was stunned on the spot.
Eh... Ehh?
Hai Teng was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, and for a while he couldn't even hide the character of the middle school two, and fell into a state of chaos in the wind.
To accurately describe his mentality, it is probably the huge contrast of "I thought everyone was acting, but who knows that the boss is by my side", and the reshaping of the worldview brought about.
The other two ignored Kai Teng Shun who was restarting, and Xia Youjie focused on time.
"Two hours?" Xia Youjie had a headache, "It's been a long time, and our lunch break will be over in another hour."
At that time, the class will gather for roll call, and once the teacher finds out that the early Ji is missing, there will be a big problem.
Fu Hei Zaoji was silent for a moment, and then he pointed his fingers guiltyly: "Then, you guys just work hard and help me hide it..."
Saiki Kusuo was expressionless.
[So after more than ten years, you haven't grown up in the early age, have you? 】
"who said it!"
Fu Hei early Ji suddenly raised his head and chest, the focus is on chest, a woman in her 20s, with well-developed secondary sexual characteristics, at first glance she is the type who is never picky about eating during adolescence.
"Look, Jie Mingming said that I've grown up a lot!"
Saiki Kusuo almost choked on his saliva.
The other two teenagers who understood in seconds also covered their faces.
"Don't you just drive when you disagree?!"
Damn, is this the grown-up world?
While Hai Teng was covering his face, he quietly looked at Xia Youjie out of the corner of his eye.
"By the way, Xia You is actually such a dirty person when she grows up."
Hey, he misread you, Xia Youjie.
Inexplicably, Xia Youjie, who was murdered, commented: "I didn't have it?"
He won't take the blame for the future!
Fu Hei saved Xia Youjie's reputation in time, she scratched the back of her head embarrassingly, and explained: "It's not dirty, right? Because Jie and I will be in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship in the future. It's the kind of marriage. It's impossible for two people to always fall in love with a platonic spirit..."
Hai Teng's eyes widened suddenly, looking back and forth between the two.
Wow, what breaking news this is!
Xia Youjie's eyes died after hearing this.
"...Is there anything I can't think of in the future?"
Fu Hei Zaoji slammed down on the grass angrily: "Hey, what do you mean! You said it as if you were wronged with me!"
Xia Youjie hehe, noncommittal.
Say it again.
To him, Zao Ji is just the neighbor's little sister, nothing more!He doesn't have the slightest thought for her. After all, this girl is extremely lethal. He must be crazy to throw himself into the trap and be persecuted by her for the rest of his life, right?
So it's hard for him to imagine what kind of stimulation his future self will receive to resolutely leave the glorious single noble class and throw himself into the grave of marriage ==
Fu Hei stared at him fixedly for a few seconds, turned his head, and hummed softly, "Just wait and see."
At that time, don't say it's really fragrant.
"By the way, I've started getting tattoos since Saki..." Kai Teng Shun kept looking at Mirai Saki's face, and couldn't help but said, "But why do you want tattoos on your face? Although it's cool."
It means early markings.
Fu Hei Zaoji blinked, and touched his forehead indifferently: "Ah, this."
【Is it okay? 】
Early Ji Xunsheng looked at Qi Mu Kusuo, and shook his head at him: "There is already a solution, don't worry."
It's really not the right time to exchange time and space.
Recalling the scene not long ago, Fu Hei Zaoji felt so emotional in his heart.
It was rare for her to have a whim, first let the liquid medicine pour into her mouth, and then drink a sip of Jie's fresh blood to mix it in...
As a result, he had just bitten through Jie's skin, and before sucking it a few times, he was replaced.
Isn't it a pity.
That's right, for young couples who are passionately in love, feeding medicine can become a kind of fun.
An hour passed unknowingly while several people were chatting, and when the head teacher started blowing his whistle to gather, Xia Youjie realized that they forgot to discuss countermeasures.
Xia Youjie stood up suddenly, and looked far away at the bus down the hillside. His classmates had already started rushing there, waiting for the head teacher to roll their names.
"Oops, what should I do?"
Kai Teng Shun also panicked: "You can't tell the story of Zaoji, can you?"
Xia Youjie said without even thinking about it: "Of course not. There are so few people in the suburbs, and there is only one bus nearby, so it is not reasonable to suddenly appear here at an early age."
He turned to her and said, "Zao Ji, you should find a place to hide first. Don't let your classmates see it, I'll find a way to delay the time."
Fu Hei gave him an "OK" gesture in his early days, and quickly ran away.
Saiki Kusuo calmly held the coffee jelly, without any intention of intervening.
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As soon as the head teacher put down his whistle, he turned his head and saw Xia Youjie running towards him.
The teacher frowned suspiciously: "Xia You, are you alone?"
"Hai Teng and Qi Mu are behind, teacher..." Xia Youjie paused, and tentatively said, "I have a small problem here, can you delay the time?"
"Huh?" The head teacher immediately noticed something keenly, "Did something happen to Zaoji?"
"Forehead……"
Facing the head teacher's increasingly serious face, Xia Youjie twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, his brain running wildly.
How to make a perfect circle to persuade the teacher without making things big?
Ah, there is.
Xia Youjie said decisively, "Please wait a little longer, teacher. She was constipated early."
head teacher:"……"
Class teacher: "Oh. That's fine."
The teacher waited for more than ten minutes, and after the students had assembled, Shun Kaito and Kusuo Saiki stood in the line, but Saki was still not seen.
The teacher opened his mouth: "Is Zao Ji still not well?"
Xia Youjie pretended to check the messages on her phone: "I'm sorry, Zao Ji said that she suffers from severe constipation, so she might have to squat a little longer."
"OK then."
So, the whole class knew that Zao Ji was suffering from constipation, and began to wait with the teacher.
After more than 20 minutes passed, the teacher was a little worried.
"It's been so long, is this kid okay?"
Another teacher leading the team said quietly: "Would you like to go and have a look?"
Xia Youjie coughed, "No, it's unnecessary, teacher."
Hai Teng Shun smoothed things over for him and said, "Maybe it's because of some gastrointestinal problems in the early years, hahaha... children are always easy to eat bad things."
But eating bad things is usually diarrhea rather than constipation? ?
Teachers and students have question marks on their heads.
Seeing that the time is getting longer and longer, Kai Teng Shun is holding them back again, and the truth of the matter will soon be hidden.
Xia Youjie took a deep breath, turned around, and stopped in front of the teacher.
He pretended to glance at the phone, raised his head, and said with a fake smile: "Teacher, don't worry."
Xia Youjie paused every sentence, and his words were correct.
"Zao Ji said that she actually has hemorrhoids, so it will take a little longer, please wait patiently."
The teacher was bluffed by the word "hemorrhoids".
The faces of the teachers who knew the lethality of hemorrhoids turned pale. They looked at each other, and one of them swallowed, and asked softly as if afraid of disturbing something: "Do you really need to send something? That child... ..."
The teacher didn't say the second half of the sentence, but her expression was written on it.
——That child, why did he get hemorrhoids at such a young age!
Another older teacher sighed faintly: "If it's hemorrhoids, there's nothing you can do about it. It hurts like hell... By the way, did Zaoji bring ointment? I keep it in my bag."
The teacher, who was obviously also troubled by hemorrhoids, groped in the backpack twice, took out an ointment, and handed it to Xia Youjie.
"Give this to her when Zao Ji comes back, let her apply it twice a day, with about this much dosage..."
Xia Youjie accepted it with a smile.
"Okay." There was even a happy smile in his voice, "I'll pass it on to Zaoji, so that the teachers won't worry about it."
Saiki Kusuo who was watching: "..."
Now everyone in at least three classes knows that Zao Ji has hemorrhoids.
Human beings, when is the time for revenge.
The afternoon sun scorched the earth's surface, and a long shadow shrouded the heads of several teenagers, shattering their three views.
It was a woman in her early 20s.
The high ponytail was neatly tied on the back of her head, her black hair reflected a halo of light, her face was clear and beautiful, especially at the moment when her eyebrows and eyes were curled up and she smiled from the bottom of her heart.
"Ah, it seems that something happened?"
Fu Hei Zao Ji slightly squatted down, and greeted the boys with a smile.
"Hi~ the past few, long time no see."
Xia Youjie: "..."
With difficulty, he combined the woman's appearance with the face of a certain naive Qingmei.
He spit out a sentence in disbelief: "Early Ji?!"
Fu Hei looked at him early, his eyes lit up.
She happily hugged the young Xia Youjie into her arms, and vigorously rubbed his hair and cheeks: "Wow, it's Jie from childhood! So cute, so cute, fragrant, soft and short!"
So she said, it would be great to have a son like Jie!
Nai He Jie refused to agree even if he was beaten to death. He insisted on waiting until after marriage, and hoped that the first child would be a daughter...
Xia Youjie was caught off guard and buried in a soft and fragrant fragrance.
The suffocating facial cleanser was right in front of him, Xia Youjie, who was still an innocent young boy, was as stiff as a sculpture, not daring to move.
I have never been so close to the opposite sex, and most of my understanding of women's second biological characteristics comes from books and newspapers.Suddenly being hugged by Fu Hei Zaoji like this, Xia Youjie completely crashed.
The embarrassing red spread from the neck to the side of the face like a large cloud of fire. Xia Youjie tried to struggle, but the voice buried in the facial cleanser seemed weak and weak: "You let me go..."
Fu Hei Zaoji flirted with the boy openly and honestly: "I don't want to!"
Kai Teng Shun was dumbfounded.
He was in a trance, and even thought he was dreaming, and pinched his arm fiercely, only to let out a scream from the pinch.
It was also this scream that woke up Kusuo Saiki, who was soundly asleep.
Saiki Kusuo raised his head: "..."
What's going on with you guys?
Fu Hei had had enough of Xia Youjie in the age of innocence in the early years, and was finally willing to exchange messages with them.
"...All in all, that's how things are~" Fu Hei Zaoji drank half a bottle of Coke, and laughed happily, "The flow rate of time on the two sides should be different. My time and space take one day, and you can do it in about two hours here." Come back, don't worry."
Space-time transformation.
Black technology.
world line.
They are all words that are too far away from contemporary middle school students.
Xia Youjie, who knew that Saiki Kusuo was not simple, was fine, but Kai Teng Shun, who had lived in the world of ordinary people for more than ten years, was stunned on the spot.
Eh... Ehh?
Hai Teng was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, and for a while he couldn't even hide the character of the middle school two, and fell into a state of chaos in the wind.
To accurately describe his mentality, it is probably the huge contrast of "I thought everyone was acting, but who knows that the boss is by my side", and the reshaping of the worldview brought about.
The other two ignored Kai Teng Shun who was restarting, and Xia Youjie focused on time.
"Two hours?" Xia Youjie had a headache, "It's been a long time, and our lunch break will be over in another hour."
At that time, the class will gather for roll call, and once the teacher finds out that the early Ji is missing, there will be a big problem.
Fu Hei Zaoji was silent for a moment, and then he pointed his fingers guiltyly: "Then, you guys just work hard and help me hide it..."
Saiki Kusuo was expressionless.
[So after more than ten years, you haven't grown up in the early age, have you? 】
"who said it!"
Fu Hei early Ji suddenly raised his head and chest, the focus is on chest, a woman in her 20s, with well-developed secondary sexual characteristics, at first glance she is the type who is never picky about eating during adolescence.
"Look, Jie Mingming said that I've grown up a lot!"
Saiki Kusuo almost choked on his saliva.
The other two teenagers who understood in seconds also covered their faces.
"Don't you just drive when you disagree?!"
Damn, is this the grown-up world?
While Hai Teng was covering his face, he quietly looked at Xia Youjie out of the corner of his eye.
"By the way, Xia You is actually such a dirty person when she grows up."
Hey, he misread you, Xia Youjie.
Inexplicably, Xia Youjie, who was murdered, commented: "I didn't have it?"
He won't take the blame for the future!
Fu Hei saved Xia Youjie's reputation in time, she scratched the back of her head embarrassingly, and explained: "It's not dirty, right? Because Jie and I will be in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship in the future. It's the kind of marriage. It's impossible for two people to always fall in love with a platonic spirit..."
Hai Teng's eyes widened suddenly, looking back and forth between the two.
Wow, what breaking news this is!
Xia Youjie's eyes died after hearing this.
"...Is there anything I can't think of in the future?"
Fu Hei Zaoji slammed down on the grass angrily: "Hey, what do you mean! You said it as if you were wronged with me!"
Xia Youjie hehe, noncommittal.
Say it again.
To him, Zao Ji is just the neighbor's little sister, nothing more!He doesn't have the slightest thought for her. After all, this girl is extremely lethal. He must be crazy to throw himself into the trap and be persecuted by her for the rest of his life, right?
So it's hard for him to imagine what kind of stimulation his future self will receive to resolutely leave the glorious single noble class and throw himself into the grave of marriage ==
Fu Hei stared at him fixedly for a few seconds, turned his head, and hummed softly, "Just wait and see."
At that time, don't say it's really fragrant.
"By the way, I've started getting tattoos since Saki..." Kai Teng Shun kept looking at Mirai Saki's face, and couldn't help but said, "But why do you want tattoos on your face? Although it's cool."
It means early markings.
Fu Hei Zaoji blinked, and touched his forehead indifferently: "Ah, this."
【Is it okay? 】
Early Ji Xunsheng looked at Qi Mu Kusuo, and shook his head at him: "There is already a solution, don't worry."
It's really not the right time to exchange time and space.
Recalling the scene not long ago, Fu Hei Zaoji felt so emotional in his heart.
It was rare for her to have a whim, first let the liquid medicine pour into her mouth, and then drink a sip of Jie's fresh blood to mix it in...
As a result, he had just bitten through Jie's skin, and before sucking it a few times, he was replaced.
Isn't it a pity.
That's right, for young couples who are passionately in love, feeding medicine can become a kind of fun.
An hour passed unknowingly while several people were chatting, and when the head teacher started blowing his whistle to gather, Xia Youjie realized that they forgot to discuss countermeasures.
Xia Youjie stood up suddenly, and looked far away at the bus down the hillside. His classmates had already started rushing there, waiting for the head teacher to roll their names.
"Oops, what should I do?"
Kai Teng Shun also panicked: "You can't tell the story of Zaoji, can you?"
Xia Youjie said without even thinking about it: "Of course not. There are so few people in the suburbs, and there is only one bus nearby, so it is not reasonable to suddenly appear here at an early age."
He turned to her and said, "Zao Ji, you should find a place to hide first. Don't let your classmates see it, I'll find a way to delay the time."
Fu Hei gave him an "OK" gesture in his early days, and quickly ran away.
Saiki Kusuo calmly held the coffee jelly, without any intention of intervening.
Watching a play.jpg
As soon as the head teacher put down his whistle, he turned his head and saw Xia Youjie running towards him.
The teacher frowned suspiciously: "Xia You, are you alone?"
"Hai Teng and Qi Mu are behind, teacher..." Xia Youjie paused, and tentatively said, "I have a small problem here, can you delay the time?"
"Huh?" The head teacher immediately noticed something keenly, "Did something happen to Zaoji?"
"Forehead……"
Facing the head teacher's increasingly serious face, Xia Youjie twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, his brain running wildly.
How to make a perfect circle to persuade the teacher without making things big?
Ah, there is.
Xia Youjie said decisively, "Please wait a little longer, teacher. She was constipated early."
head teacher:"……"
Class teacher: "Oh. That's fine."
The teacher waited for more than ten minutes, and after the students had assembled, Shun Kaito and Kusuo Saiki stood in the line, but Saki was still not seen.
The teacher opened his mouth: "Is Zao Ji still not well?"
Xia Youjie pretended to check the messages on her phone: "I'm sorry, Zao Ji said that she suffers from severe constipation, so she might have to squat a little longer."
"OK then."
So, the whole class knew that Zao Ji was suffering from constipation, and began to wait with the teacher.
After more than 20 minutes passed, the teacher was a little worried.
"It's been so long, is this kid okay?"
Another teacher leading the team said quietly: "Would you like to go and have a look?"
Xia Youjie coughed, "No, it's unnecessary, teacher."
Hai Teng Shun smoothed things over for him and said, "Maybe it's because of some gastrointestinal problems in the early years, hahaha... children are always easy to eat bad things."
But eating bad things is usually diarrhea rather than constipation? ?
Teachers and students have question marks on their heads.
Seeing that the time is getting longer and longer, Kai Teng Shun is holding them back again, and the truth of the matter will soon be hidden.
Xia Youjie took a deep breath, turned around, and stopped in front of the teacher.
He pretended to glance at the phone, raised his head, and said with a fake smile: "Teacher, don't worry."
Xia Youjie paused every sentence, and his words were correct.
"Zao Ji said that she actually has hemorrhoids, so it will take a little longer, please wait patiently."
The teacher was bluffed by the word "hemorrhoids".
The faces of the teachers who knew the lethality of hemorrhoids turned pale. They looked at each other, and one of them swallowed, and asked softly as if afraid of disturbing something: "Do you really need to send something? That child... ..."
The teacher didn't say the second half of the sentence, but her expression was written on it.
——That child, why did he get hemorrhoids at such a young age!
Another older teacher sighed faintly: "If it's hemorrhoids, there's nothing you can do about it. It hurts like hell... By the way, did Zaoji bring ointment? I keep it in my bag."
The teacher, who was obviously also troubled by hemorrhoids, groped in the backpack twice, took out an ointment, and handed it to Xia Youjie.
"Give this to her when Zao Ji comes back, let her apply it twice a day, with about this much dosage..."
Xia Youjie accepted it with a smile.
"Okay." There was even a happy smile in his voice, "I'll pass it on to Zaoji, so that the teachers won't worry about it."
Saiki Kusuo who was watching: "..."
Now everyone in at least three classes knows that Zao Ji has hemorrhoids.
Human beings, when is the time for revenge.
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