It is said that "if you are not a family, you will not enter a family".
Early Ji has worked hard to bring her younger brother and father up since she was a child, and her younger siblings are also virtuous. Fukurojin Miki and Fuheihui have been busy in the kitchen for more than half an hour, and the table is full of delicious food.
Fukurotsu Miki took off her apron and said with a smile, "It's a nutritious meal specially prepared for my brother-in-law."
Xia Youjie covered his mouth, and said softly, "I'm sorry to bother you."
"We are all a family, so don't be polite to us." Fuheijin Miki shook her head, "Sister Zaoji loves you so much, if my brother-in-law becomes pregnant, my sister will definitely blame us."
Zao Ji himself who was cueed madly: "..."
She numbly buried her face in the rice bowl.
Gojo Satoru was lying on the other side of the table, his forehead resting on the table, his body shaking wildly as if he had Parkinson's, laughing silently.
Megumi and Tsumiki were busy serving dishes, and the twins were not idle either. They rushed to the refrigerator and took out the cold drinks.
It's a rare reunion, how can we have fun without drinks.
Nanako and Mimiko, who have entered the rebellious period of youth, looked at each other. The tacit understanding of the twins allowed them to cooperate seamlessly. One took out the empty bottle of mineral water, and the other poured the drink into it. Pour into an empty drink bottle.
Master Xia You and Master Zao Ji always block them with the reason that "minors can't drink alcohol", they can't even taste the wine!
Obviously Teacher Wutiao has said it all, the two of them were not good students who talked about three things and four beauties when they were young...
They insist on it!
Nanako poked her sister, and Mimiko immediately understood, and walked to the dining table holding the drink bottle.
Xia Youjie turned his head: "Mimiko, this bottle of drink..."
Mimiko hurriedly said: "Master Xia You can't drink it! It's not good to drink cold drinks during pregnancy, and it's still a carbonated drink. You have to think about your children."
Xia Youjie blocked his throat: "..."
Nanako took another two bottles of normal juice, and said with a laugh: "It's just that Mimiko and I want to drink carbonated drinks. There is still juice here. I'll heat it up. Master Xia You should be able to drink it."
Xia Youjie, who had never been treated so considerately before: "...um."
The mood is very complicated.
Gojo Gojo seemed to have finally had enough of laughing, his pockets full of black historical photos just washed out, he raised his hand cheerfully: "Mimiko-chan~I want a cup here!"
"Okay, Mr. Wujo."
Anyway, Teacher Wutiao is an adult, and he often colludes with them, so it should be fine.
With the above mentality in mind, Mimiko unsuspectingly serves Gojo Goman a glass of wine.
Except for the twins and Wujo Wu, Xia Youjie was ordered to drink only warm orange juice, Hui and Jin Meiji had two glasses of cold water, and Zaoji got a glass of cool peach juice.
In order to take care of the pregnant woman, people intentionally or unintentionally surrounded Xia Youjie in the middle to prevent any accidents with him.
The dinner was sumptuous and the craftsmanship was excellent. Early Ji tasted a few mouthfuls and his eyes lit up, and he was not stingy with words of praise, and praised Jin Meiji's craftsmanship.
Fu Heijin Miki was embarrassed by her praise, and said with a slightly red face: "It's nothing. The food cooked by Sister Zaoji is really delicious... I just want to share some housework for Sister Zaoji. Not too good."
After a pause, Fu Heijin Meiji looked at Xia Youjie with emotion: "Brother-in-law must have a good fortune in the future."
Fu Heihui didn't say a word, but judging from his demeanor, he obviously agreed with these words.
Early Ji: "..."
No, she couldn't bear it any longer.
What happened to the future younger brothers and sisters, three words are not far from Sister Zaoji, and the rainbow fart hits her head and face, and she is almost suffocated several times.
Zaoji shyly trembled with his fingertips, rubbed his chopsticks uneasily, had no choice but to change the subject and said, "Jin Meiji... Auntie, when did you come to this house?"
This was an abrupt question, but fortunately Zao Ji was now wearing a child's vest and speaking childishly, so naturally no one would find it offensive.
Jin Meiji was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and then showed a look of nostalgia.
"This...was a long time ago."
Fukurotsu Miki graciously held a piece of chicken leg for her, and those unfading memories, as if they happened yesterday, constituted a picture scroll that was so warm that it made people cry, and she narrated it in her mouth.
"I didn't belong to this family at first, there was only one mother."
When the word "mother" was mentioned, Tsumiji's eyelashes trembled slightly, and her eyes dimmed suddenly, but like an illusion, she quickly laughed again.
"My mother often forgets about me... so before I met Sister Zaoji, it is not an exaggeration to say that I always suspected that I would starve to death, or freeze to death the next day. It was Sister Zaoji who gave me the complete Family, gave me the motivation to live. (Note)”
Tsumiji lowered her head and whispered softly: "Although it's embarrassing to say that, it's a bit shameless... But I want to be like Sister Zaoji, optimistic, strong, and warm like her."
At that time, my sister was her whole world.
From then on, she had faith and vision, and a goal to live on.
Tsumiji suddenly hugged Xiaozaoji over, put vegetables in her rice bowl with a smile, and pinched her baby's fat cheeks by the way.
"Your mother is such a nice person. So, don't let her down."
Zao Ji fried hair: "I know, I know! Let me down!"
Under Xia Youjie's uncontrollable gaze, Zao Ji blushed and ran back like an ostrich, nestling in his seat, not daring to speak anymore.
Gojo Wu watched the whole process, and a gentle smile appeared in his pupils under the sunglasses at some point, like a lake where snow melts in the first spring.
He swayed the goblet in his hand leisurely, thinking that in their family, there are only the early chef and the twisted early chef.
These children are the former, and Fuheshier is the latter. As for Jie?Hmm... He should be jumping back and forth between the two.
Gojo Satoru enjoyed watching from the sidelines. Today's black history photo was a big harvest. He swung the goblet contentedly. The clear liquid reflected the glaring white light under the chandelier. He took a sip without any precautions.
"Boom."
Gojo Satoru, pour it in a cup.
His entire head seemed to have lost the strength to support it, and it directly hit the table, scaring everyone else to look at him.
"Teacher Wutiao?"
Fu Heihui frowned, keenly aware of something wrong.
He immediately locked on to the twins: "What did you drink for Teacher Wutiao?"
Nanako was stunned, she stared blankly at the wine glass in her hand: "It's just a glass of wine...the strength is not high."
Even she and Mimiko felt their faces were slightly hot after taking two sips, and they didn't have any other symptoms of drunkenness!
No way, no way, is Wujo-sensei so weak when it comes to drinking? ?
"Enlightenment has six eyes, and the brain is always in a state of high functioning. Because the structure of the brain is too delicate, it cannot bear a little bit of alcohol for anesthesia."
Xia Youjie started to have a headache, he stood up, trying to reach Gojo Wu.
His hands hadn't touched each other yet.
Gojo Satoru suddenly looked up, laughed loudly and jumped onto the table and chair.
"Jie, you're so naive!" Gojo Gojo raised his head, making a perfect jojo stand like a peacock, "Unexpectedly, this is my escape route!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Is it starting to break down, Satoru?
What Xia Youjie didn't expect was.
Even when he was drunk, Wujo Satoru, who was a bad friend, never forgot to persecute him.
Gojo Gojo's porcelain-like face was burnt red with alcohol, he burped drunkenly, and then took out the photo album in his pocket.
"Come, come, all eyes are on the same level with me, I will announce something!"
"Look, everyone! Here are 280 photos of Jie's black history. It's such a thick stack. It took me a long time to sort it out. It's a family heirloom of our Wutiao family!"
"Thank you, stupid human beings! Today, I pass them on to you! Hahahaha——"
Gojo Satoru suddenly unwrapped the thin thread of the album, laughed like a duck, and scattered the photos eloquently, like a goddess scattering flowers, countless photos were scattered in the air.
Early Ji accidentally glimpsed two.
Fuck it, Bunny Girl Jie and Love Show Lou Jie!
Nanako and Mimiko were also stunned: "Master Xia You..."
Xia Youjie's face turned dark.
He raised his hand: "Gojo Satoru, I'll kill you—"
Taking advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was not on him, Xia Youjie pulled out the hidden curse spirit hidden under his clothes, and without a word, a dragon swung its tail and swept towards Wutiao Wu.
Gojo Gojo jumped into the sky with a big laugh, only one table of food was affected innocently.
Crackling, plates shattered all over the floor.
Most of the food is wasted.
Wujo Wupiao was floating in the sky, posing in various poses very awkwardly: "Hahaha, you can't hit it, you can't hit it! Hiccup... Hahaha, you can't fly!"
Can't fly?
Xia Youjie sneered, and immediately brewed a spell: "Come out, Honglong..."
Just before he was about to jump onto Honglong, an external force grabbed his thigh abruptly, causing him to slam on the brakes and almost fell to the ground.
"Brother-in-law, think twice, brother-in-law!"
Jin Meiji hugged Xia Youjie's thigh tightly, and shouted loudly: "You can't exercise vigorously! I know you are very angry, but please think about the child, think about Miss Zaoji!!"
Xia Youjie took a deep breath: "Let me go—"
Fu Heihui also stopped in front of him.
"Brother-in-law, you just need to rest, and leave the task of beating Wutiao teacher to us." Fu Heihui said seriously, "Don't move your fetus."
Xia Youjie finally knew what it meant to shoot himself in the foot.
He began to struggle: "I won't! Get out of my way, today I must beat this bastard with my own hands!"
Xia Youjie didn't dare to use the magic power, fearing to hurt Jin Meiji, so he had to try to lift his foot, trying to pull out of Jin Meiji's death confinement.
Speaking of which, it's unscientific for this girl to be so strong, maybe she practiced a few tricks with Zao Ji? ?
Tsumiji vowed to die: "No!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
At this time, the terrified twins realized something.
Nanako's face suddenly turned pale, and she tremblingly pointed at Xia Youjie's flattened stomach, almost biting her tongue.
"Xia You, Master Xia You..."
Tsumiji looked up and noticed it too.
After a few seconds of silence, Tsumiki suddenly let out a scream that shattered eardrums.
"what!!"
"Hurry up! My brother-in-law has a miscarriage——!"
As a result, the scene was in chaos.
Those who appease the pregnant woman appease the pregnant woman, those who call the ambulance call the ambulance, and those who are trembling are trembling, and Gojo Satoru, who is left floating in the sky, rolls happily three times and raises his glass to celebrate.
"Hahahaha, my uncle is indeed the strongest... hiccup!"
Early Ji has worked hard to bring her younger brother and father up since she was a child, and her younger siblings are also virtuous. Fukurojin Miki and Fuheihui have been busy in the kitchen for more than half an hour, and the table is full of delicious food.
Fukurotsu Miki took off her apron and said with a smile, "It's a nutritious meal specially prepared for my brother-in-law."
Xia Youjie covered his mouth, and said softly, "I'm sorry to bother you."
"We are all a family, so don't be polite to us." Fuheijin Miki shook her head, "Sister Zaoji loves you so much, if my brother-in-law becomes pregnant, my sister will definitely blame us."
Zao Ji himself who was cueed madly: "..."
She numbly buried her face in the rice bowl.
Gojo Satoru was lying on the other side of the table, his forehead resting on the table, his body shaking wildly as if he had Parkinson's, laughing silently.
Megumi and Tsumiki were busy serving dishes, and the twins were not idle either. They rushed to the refrigerator and took out the cold drinks.
It's a rare reunion, how can we have fun without drinks.
Nanako and Mimiko, who have entered the rebellious period of youth, looked at each other. The tacit understanding of the twins allowed them to cooperate seamlessly. One took out the empty bottle of mineral water, and the other poured the drink into it. Pour into an empty drink bottle.
Master Xia You and Master Zao Ji always block them with the reason that "minors can't drink alcohol", they can't even taste the wine!
Obviously Teacher Wutiao has said it all, the two of them were not good students who talked about three things and four beauties when they were young...
They insist on it!
Nanako poked her sister, and Mimiko immediately understood, and walked to the dining table holding the drink bottle.
Xia Youjie turned his head: "Mimiko, this bottle of drink..."
Mimiko hurriedly said: "Master Xia You can't drink it! It's not good to drink cold drinks during pregnancy, and it's still a carbonated drink. You have to think about your children."
Xia Youjie blocked his throat: "..."
Nanako took another two bottles of normal juice, and said with a laugh: "It's just that Mimiko and I want to drink carbonated drinks. There is still juice here. I'll heat it up. Master Xia You should be able to drink it."
Xia Youjie, who had never been treated so considerately before: "...um."
The mood is very complicated.
Gojo Gojo seemed to have finally had enough of laughing, his pockets full of black historical photos just washed out, he raised his hand cheerfully: "Mimiko-chan~I want a cup here!"
"Okay, Mr. Wujo."
Anyway, Teacher Wutiao is an adult, and he often colludes with them, so it should be fine.
With the above mentality in mind, Mimiko unsuspectingly serves Gojo Goman a glass of wine.
Except for the twins and Wujo Wu, Xia Youjie was ordered to drink only warm orange juice, Hui and Jin Meiji had two glasses of cold water, and Zaoji got a glass of cool peach juice.
In order to take care of the pregnant woman, people intentionally or unintentionally surrounded Xia Youjie in the middle to prevent any accidents with him.
The dinner was sumptuous and the craftsmanship was excellent. Early Ji tasted a few mouthfuls and his eyes lit up, and he was not stingy with words of praise, and praised Jin Meiji's craftsmanship.
Fu Heijin Miki was embarrassed by her praise, and said with a slightly red face: "It's nothing. The food cooked by Sister Zaoji is really delicious... I just want to share some housework for Sister Zaoji. Not too good."
After a pause, Fu Heijin Meiji looked at Xia Youjie with emotion: "Brother-in-law must have a good fortune in the future."
Fu Heihui didn't say a word, but judging from his demeanor, he obviously agreed with these words.
Early Ji: "..."
No, she couldn't bear it any longer.
What happened to the future younger brothers and sisters, three words are not far from Sister Zaoji, and the rainbow fart hits her head and face, and she is almost suffocated several times.
Zaoji shyly trembled with his fingertips, rubbed his chopsticks uneasily, had no choice but to change the subject and said, "Jin Meiji... Auntie, when did you come to this house?"
This was an abrupt question, but fortunately Zao Ji was now wearing a child's vest and speaking childishly, so naturally no one would find it offensive.
Jin Meiji was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and then showed a look of nostalgia.
"This...was a long time ago."
Fukurotsu Miki graciously held a piece of chicken leg for her, and those unfading memories, as if they happened yesterday, constituted a picture scroll that was so warm that it made people cry, and she narrated it in her mouth.
"I didn't belong to this family at first, there was only one mother."
When the word "mother" was mentioned, Tsumiji's eyelashes trembled slightly, and her eyes dimmed suddenly, but like an illusion, she quickly laughed again.
"My mother often forgets about me... so before I met Sister Zaoji, it is not an exaggeration to say that I always suspected that I would starve to death, or freeze to death the next day. It was Sister Zaoji who gave me the complete Family, gave me the motivation to live. (Note)”
Tsumiji lowered her head and whispered softly: "Although it's embarrassing to say that, it's a bit shameless... But I want to be like Sister Zaoji, optimistic, strong, and warm like her."
At that time, my sister was her whole world.
From then on, she had faith and vision, and a goal to live on.
Tsumiji suddenly hugged Xiaozaoji over, put vegetables in her rice bowl with a smile, and pinched her baby's fat cheeks by the way.
"Your mother is such a nice person. So, don't let her down."
Zao Ji fried hair: "I know, I know! Let me down!"
Under Xia Youjie's uncontrollable gaze, Zao Ji blushed and ran back like an ostrich, nestling in his seat, not daring to speak anymore.
Gojo Wu watched the whole process, and a gentle smile appeared in his pupils under the sunglasses at some point, like a lake where snow melts in the first spring.
He swayed the goblet in his hand leisurely, thinking that in their family, there are only the early chef and the twisted early chef.
These children are the former, and Fuheshier is the latter. As for Jie?Hmm... He should be jumping back and forth between the two.
Gojo Satoru enjoyed watching from the sidelines. Today's black history photo was a big harvest. He swung the goblet contentedly. The clear liquid reflected the glaring white light under the chandelier. He took a sip without any precautions.
"Boom."
Gojo Satoru, pour it in a cup.
His entire head seemed to have lost the strength to support it, and it directly hit the table, scaring everyone else to look at him.
"Teacher Wutiao?"
Fu Heihui frowned, keenly aware of something wrong.
He immediately locked on to the twins: "What did you drink for Teacher Wutiao?"
Nanako was stunned, she stared blankly at the wine glass in her hand: "It's just a glass of wine...the strength is not high."
Even she and Mimiko felt their faces were slightly hot after taking two sips, and they didn't have any other symptoms of drunkenness!
No way, no way, is Wujo-sensei so weak when it comes to drinking? ?
"Enlightenment has six eyes, and the brain is always in a state of high functioning. Because the structure of the brain is too delicate, it cannot bear a little bit of alcohol for anesthesia."
Xia Youjie started to have a headache, he stood up, trying to reach Gojo Wu.
His hands hadn't touched each other yet.
Gojo Satoru suddenly looked up, laughed loudly and jumped onto the table and chair.
"Jie, you're so naive!" Gojo Gojo raised his head, making a perfect jojo stand like a peacock, "Unexpectedly, this is my escape route!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Is it starting to break down, Satoru?
What Xia Youjie didn't expect was.
Even when he was drunk, Wujo Satoru, who was a bad friend, never forgot to persecute him.
Gojo Gojo's porcelain-like face was burnt red with alcohol, he burped drunkenly, and then took out the photo album in his pocket.
"Come, come, all eyes are on the same level with me, I will announce something!"
"Look, everyone! Here are 280 photos of Jie's black history. It's such a thick stack. It took me a long time to sort it out. It's a family heirloom of our Wutiao family!"
"Thank you, stupid human beings! Today, I pass them on to you! Hahahaha——"
Gojo Satoru suddenly unwrapped the thin thread of the album, laughed like a duck, and scattered the photos eloquently, like a goddess scattering flowers, countless photos were scattered in the air.
Early Ji accidentally glimpsed two.
Fuck it, Bunny Girl Jie and Love Show Lou Jie!
Nanako and Mimiko were also stunned: "Master Xia You..."
Xia Youjie's face turned dark.
He raised his hand: "Gojo Satoru, I'll kill you—"
Taking advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was not on him, Xia Youjie pulled out the hidden curse spirit hidden under his clothes, and without a word, a dragon swung its tail and swept towards Wutiao Wu.
Gojo Gojo jumped into the sky with a big laugh, only one table of food was affected innocently.
Crackling, plates shattered all over the floor.
Most of the food is wasted.
Wujo Wupiao was floating in the sky, posing in various poses very awkwardly: "Hahaha, you can't hit it, you can't hit it! Hiccup... Hahaha, you can't fly!"
Can't fly?
Xia Youjie sneered, and immediately brewed a spell: "Come out, Honglong..."
Just before he was about to jump onto Honglong, an external force grabbed his thigh abruptly, causing him to slam on the brakes and almost fell to the ground.
"Brother-in-law, think twice, brother-in-law!"
Jin Meiji hugged Xia Youjie's thigh tightly, and shouted loudly: "You can't exercise vigorously! I know you are very angry, but please think about the child, think about Miss Zaoji!!"
Xia Youjie took a deep breath: "Let me go—"
Fu Heihui also stopped in front of him.
"Brother-in-law, you just need to rest, and leave the task of beating Wutiao teacher to us." Fu Heihui said seriously, "Don't move your fetus."
Xia Youjie finally knew what it meant to shoot himself in the foot.
He began to struggle: "I won't! Get out of my way, today I must beat this bastard with my own hands!"
Xia Youjie didn't dare to use the magic power, fearing to hurt Jin Meiji, so he had to try to lift his foot, trying to pull out of Jin Meiji's death confinement.
Speaking of which, it's unscientific for this girl to be so strong, maybe she practiced a few tricks with Zao Ji? ?
Tsumiji vowed to die: "No!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
At this time, the terrified twins realized something.
Nanako's face suddenly turned pale, and she tremblingly pointed at Xia Youjie's flattened stomach, almost biting her tongue.
"Xia You, Master Xia You..."
Tsumiji looked up and noticed it too.
After a few seconds of silence, Tsumiki suddenly let out a scream that shattered eardrums.
"what!!"
"Hurry up! My brother-in-law has a miscarriage——!"
As a result, the scene was in chaos.
Those who appease the pregnant woman appease the pregnant woman, those who call the ambulance call the ambulance, and those who are trembling are trembling, and Gojo Satoru, who is left floating in the sky, rolls happily three times and raises his glass to celebrate.
"Hahahaha, my uncle is indeed the strongest... hiccup!"
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