Xia Youjie, a man about 1.8 meters tall, is leaning weakly against the white painted wall, his left hand is weakly supporting his lower abdomen, and the other hand is covering his mouth. His black eyelashes are trembling slightly, and his eyes are flickering dimly. of light.
Retching from time to time is the evidence of "being pregnant". Xia Youjie behaved as if he was really pregnant with a child in his stomach. The small and fragile life made the "strongest spell" One of the "Master Combinations", the incomparably powerful mantra spirit user is stained with a glass-like brittle feeling.
No one would associate the name "Xia Youjie" with the word "weakness"—except for Fu Hei Zaoji.
So soft that it can be flattened and rounded, and so fragile that it can be broken with a light tap. Xia Youjie, who is showing up in front of their eyes at this moment, has nothing to do with the famous magician.
This sudden drop from the cloud into the underworld, the sense of absurd separation between dreams and reality, successfully stupefied the few people present who have experienced the storm, their eyes can't help but drift down, fixed on Xia You On Jie's flat, uncurved belly.
Xia Youjie coughed violently, and smiled slightly: "I talked with Zao Ji for a long time about the second child before I persuaded her to agree."
"It's not long since I was pregnant." Xia Youjie sighed softly.
While improvising and directing and acting, Xia Youjie's brain is also running wildly, searching for experience from past memories that can be applied to the present scene.
Not to mention, he really got it.
It was a face that left a deep impression on them, to be more precise... it was a brain teaser, who knew how many troubles they had suffered in the past ten years, and finally, with the heroic feat of the "hero mother", Mrs. Suo who shattered their three views.
Xia Youjie recalled a little bit about the acting skills of that seductress.
He immediately learned to use it, his lips were pursed, his teeth were biting so that his lips turned white, and more sweat oozed from his forehead. Everyone could see that he was enduring great discomfort.
The natural, hedgehog-like sternness softened and turned into a docile and kind sheep. His black eyes trembled lightly, and a little smile leaked from the end of his eyes. When he looked at Xiao Zaoji, his eyes Unbelievably soft.
Fu Heisher instantly understood what his expression represented.
— This is a tamed man.
Just like Shier himself, from a mad dog expelled by the Buddhist family, he became a domestic dog tamed by the "family".
Fuhesher was silent.
With a subtle mood, he withdrew the magic tool, his murderous aura dissipated, and he no longer aimed at Xia Youjie.
Although the "man pregnant" thing is outrageous, Fuheshier knows the conjurer very well.
He knew that these lunatics would do anything to achieve their goals.
Even conceiving his daughter...not out of the question.
Hiss, I can't afford to bet.
Fu Heisher gave in, and Xia Youjie gained the upper hand for the first time in the 360th and eighth confrontation with his father-in-law!
Xia Youjie's mood immediately brightened, thinking that he really used the right method, this move is quite lethal.
Okay, let’s keep working hard, the price reduction of the gift money is just around the corner!
This wave of performances was so wonderful that even Gojo Satoru, who was videotaping at the side, was amazed.
Speaking of which, the 256 G memory of this mobile phone is almost unable to store Jie's black history video.It's time for a replacement.
Fu Heisher glanced at the early period that had been petrified into a sculpture, gave a soft "tsk", walked to the sofa, and put the medical kit on the coffee table.
"This month's [medicine]." He glanced around and frowned, "By the way, where did Zaoji go?"
Xiao Zaoji suddenly came to his senses, shuddered suddenly, determined not to let the third person know about time travel, and replied decisively: "Mom went shopping in the mall and said she wanted to buy some children's clothes! "
Xia Youjie smiled and patted her head.
Well, as expected of his early age, the cooperation is perfect.
"...Oh." Fu Heisher obviously just asked casually.It was just that when Zao Ji made a sound, he glanced at her inexplicably.
He said: "Let's say it first, the dowry must be paid, don't even think about marrying a child."
As for the unmarried first pregnancy, secretly gave birth to a "cub" without telling him? emmm To be honest, Fu Heisher is not particularly concerned. These two have grown up long ago, and it is time for them to learn to be responsible for their actions.
What he is most concerned about is when the gift money will arrive.
Fu Heisher probably came here to deliver [medicine]. Although it was near noon, he didn't plan to stay for dinner, and Xia Youjie didn't try to keep him either.
Early Jiyou asked why, but Wujo Wu told the truth.
Gojo Wu said faintly: "This is the so-called 'disharmony between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law'."
Early Ji: "..."
It seems that something is wrong, and everything seems to be right.
As soon as Fu Heisher left, Xia Youjie took off the disguise of a pregnant woman in an instant, his waist no longer ached and his legs no longer sore, and he became more energetic. He walked forward in two or three steps, took the medicine box on the coffee table, and put Put it in the closet and lock it.
He quietly listened to the chat between the two, and did not refute Gojo Satoru's vivid metaphor. After locking the closet, he turned his head and looked at Saki with tender eyes.
"Actually, I have something to say, I really have this idea." It's been a long time since I saw Zao Ji when I was a child, and it suddenly inspired the memory hidden in his treasure chest, "This villa is big, but it's too deserted. Yes. Except for Wu Wu, there are not many people who will rush out the door, and it will be much more lively when there are children."
Xia Youjie refers to the kind of real children who are full of energy. The children they brought up before, be it Fu Heihui or Nanako Mimiko, have entered the rebellious period of youth. They live in the college dormitory, so it is rare to go back Home.
Alas, the emptiness.
Wujo Wumiao understood what he meant, and glanced at Xia Youjie in amazement: "No way, Jie, you really plan to give birth by yourself?"
"Well...it's not impossible." Xia Youjie shrugged, "Anyway, as long as Zao Ji asks, I'm willing to do it."
Of course, we have to find a way to bribe Qi Mukong to help overcome technical problems.
Zao Ji was as quiet as a chicken. This passage contained too much information. She didn't dare to say anything, and she didn't dare to ask anything.
Gojo Satoru: "It's amazing. I'm quite curious, how do you actually operate it..."
Xia Youjie: "Cough, Wu. There are still children here."
It is so natural for adults to talk about children, but Zaoji is often out of tune with them because he is too pure.She endured it for a few minutes, seeing that the topic was getting more and more crooked, she couldn't help it, and raised her hand to divert their attention.
"I have a question that I've been curious about for a long time."
Zao Ji pointed to the closet that Xia Youjie had locked three times, and he even put two curse spirits as guards.
Early Ji raised his head, and asked suspiciously: "What is that [medicine] that you have been talking about?"
"........."
Zao Ji did not expect that she just threw out a sentence casually in order to change the subject, which would suddenly silence the atmosphere in the living room, and the human voice would disappear, leaving only the howling sound of the sea breeze blowing into the window, the deafening silence.
Did she... Did she ask the wrong question?
Zao Ji pinched his cuffs nervously, but the germ of curiosity in his heart grew more and more.
Suddenly, a faint laughter broke the uneasiness shrouded in silence, like a spring breeze entering the lake, bringing with it the fragrance of flowers, which calmed her mind.
Xia Youjie bent down and hugged Zao Ji in his arms.
"If Zao Ji wants to see it, it's not impossible."
Gojo Satoru showed a look of "as expected".
Xia Youjie unlocked the lock skillfully, took out the medicine box under layers of protection, and opened the combination lock, and the medicine box opened in response.
What appeared in front of Zao Ji was a neatly arranged bottle of medicine, with a volume of about [-] milliliters of oral liquid, but the medicine liquid inside was as clear as water.
"This is……?"
Xia Youjie's tone suddenly softened: "It's a very important thing... I've known it since the early age."
"A very important thing?"
"Well, it's more important than my life."
Perhaps in order to satisfy Zao Ji's curiosity in one go, Xia Youjie took out a small bottle, skillfully dug out rubber bands, cotton swabs, disinfectant, and syringes from the drawer, and glanced at Wujo Wu: "Come and help me, Wujo .”
"I know, I know~"
Zao Ji watched the movements of the two without blinking, even she didn't realize that the tension that came from nowhere strangled her heart, and she even held her breath.
The rubber band tied Xia Youjie's arm, and the blue blood vessel protruded, and the needle pierced into the blood vessel. As the piston was pulled out, the dark red blood was slowly drawn out.
blood draw?
Pressing the cotton swab on the blood-oozing pinhole, Xia Youjie had no choice but to let Gojo Wu do it for him.
He took the medicine bottle, replaced it with a finer needle, and injected Xia Youjie's blood into it under the watchful eyes of the other two people. Immediately, the originally clear medicine was stained red with blood, emitting a strange light.
"Okay." Gojo Gojo shook the medicine bottle with a brisk tone.
"Thanks, Wu."
Early Ji felt that he was a little confused.
What is this, "medicine"?What medicine needs another person's blood to redeem?
Early Ji's brain was in a mess, mixed information intertwined, a mess, she couldn't get the accurate truth.
And looking at Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu's appearance...they probably wouldn't say it either.
"No more can be disclosed." Gojo Satoru rubbed her face with a smile, "Otherwise it will have an unpredictable impact on the future."
"Don't worry." Xia Youjie said softly, "It's not something terrible, and it won't hurt your body...so stop looking at me like that, Zao Ji."
He sighed helplessly and took the little girl into his arms.
Early Ji raised his head stubbornly: "Then, the last question."
She stared into Xia Youjie's eyes: "Who is [medicine] for?"
"..."
After a long silence, Xia Youjie's compromising voice sounded in the living room.
"It's you, Zao Ji."
Early Ji's expression suddenly relaxed.
Although I don't know what's wrong with my future body, I have to take medicine.
But...it's fine if it's her.
Retching from time to time is the evidence of "being pregnant". Xia Youjie behaved as if he was really pregnant with a child in his stomach. The small and fragile life made the "strongest spell" One of the "Master Combinations", the incomparably powerful mantra spirit user is stained with a glass-like brittle feeling.
No one would associate the name "Xia Youjie" with the word "weakness"—except for Fu Hei Zaoji.
So soft that it can be flattened and rounded, and so fragile that it can be broken with a light tap. Xia Youjie, who is showing up in front of their eyes at this moment, has nothing to do with the famous magician.
This sudden drop from the cloud into the underworld, the sense of absurd separation between dreams and reality, successfully stupefied the few people present who have experienced the storm, their eyes can't help but drift down, fixed on Xia You On Jie's flat, uncurved belly.
Xia Youjie coughed violently, and smiled slightly: "I talked with Zao Ji for a long time about the second child before I persuaded her to agree."
"It's not long since I was pregnant." Xia Youjie sighed softly.
While improvising and directing and acting, Xia Youjie's brain is also running wildly, searching for experience from past memories that can be applied to the present scene.
Not to mention, he really got it.
It was a face that left a deep impression on them, to be more precise... it was a brain teaser, who knew how many troubles they had suffered in the past ten years, and finally, with the heroic feat of the "hero mother", Mrs. Suo who shattered their three views.
Xia Youjie recalled a little bit about the acting skills of that seductress.
He immediately learned to use it, his lips were pursed, his teeth were biting so that his lips turned white, and more sweat oozed from his forehead. Everyone could see that he was enduring great discomfort.
The natural, hedgehog-like sternness softened and turned into a docile and kind sheep. His black eyes trembled lightly, and a little smile leaked from the end of his eyes. When he looked at Xiao Zaoji, his eyes Unbelievably soft.
Fu Heisher instantly understood what his expression represented.
— This is a tamed man.
Just like Shier himself, from a mad dog expelled by the Buddhist family, he became a domestic dog tamed by the "family".
Fuhesher was silent.
With a subtle mood, he withdrew the magic tool, his murderous aura dissipated, and he no longer aimed at Xia Youjie.
Although the "man pregnant" thing is outrageous, Fuheshier knows the conjurer very well.
He knew that these lunatics would do anything to achieve their goals.
Even conceiving his daughter...not out of the question.
Hiss, I can't afford to bet.
Fu Heisher gave in, and Xia Youjie gained the upper hand for the first time in the 360th and eighth confrontation with his father-in-law!
Xia Youjie's mood immediately brightened, thinking that he really used the right method, this move is quite lethal.
Okay, let’s keep working hard, the price reduction of the gift money is just around the corner!
This wave of performances was so wonderful that even Gojo Satoru, who was videotaping at the side, was amazed.
Speaking of which, the 256 G memory of this mobile phone is almost unable to store Jie's black history video.It's time for a replacement.
Fu Heisher glanced at the early period that had been petrified into a sculpture, gave a soft "tsk", walked to the sofa, and put the medical kit on the coffee table.
"This month's [medicine]." He glanced around and frowned, "By the way, where did Zaoji go?"
Xiao Zaoji suddenly came to his senses, shuddered suddenly, determined not to let the third person know about time travel, and replied decisively: "Mom went shopping in the mall and said she wanted to buy some children's clothes! "
Xia Youjie smiled and patted her head.
Well, as expected of his early age, the cooperation is perfect.
"...Oh." Fu Heisher obviously just asked casually.It was just that when Zao Ji made a sound, he glanced at her inexplicably.
He said: "Let's say it first, the dowry must be paid, don't even think about marrying a child."
As for the unmarried first pregnancy, secretly gave birth to a "cub" without telling him? emmm To be honest, Fu Heisher is not particularly concerned. These two have grown up long ago, and it is time for them to learn to be responsible for their actions.
What he is most concerned about is when the gift money will arrive.
Fu Heisher probably came here to deliver [medicine]. Although it was near noon, he didn't plan to stay for dinner, and Xia Youjie didn't try to keep him either.
Early Jiyou asked why, but Wujo Wu told the truth.
Gojo Wu said faintly: "This is the so-called 'disharmony between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law'."
Early Ji: "..."
It seems that something is wrong, and everything seems to be right.
As soon as Fu Heisher left, Xia Youjie took off the disguise of a pregnant woman in an instant, his waist no longer ached and his legs no longer sore, and he became more energetic. He walked forward in two or three steps, took the medicine box on the coffee table, and put Put it in the closet and lock it.
He quietly listened to the chat between the two, and did not refute Gojo Satoru's vivid metaphor. After locking the closet, he turned his head and looked at Saki with tender eyes.
"Actually, I have something to say, I really have this idea." It's been a long time since I saw Zao Ji when I was a child, and it suddenly inspired the memory hidden in his treasure chest, "This villa is big, but it's too deserted. Yes. Except for Wu Wu, there are not many people who will rush out the door, and it will be much more lively when there are children."
Xia Youjie refers to the kind of real children who are full of energy. The children they brought up before, be it Fu Heihui or Nanako Mimiko, have entered the rebellious period of youth. They live in the college dormitory, so it is rare to go back Home.
Alas, the emptiness.
Wujo Wumiao understood what he meant, and glanced at Xia Youjie in amazement: "No way, Jie, you really plan to give birth by yourself?"
"Well...it's not impossible." Xia Youjie shrugged, "Anyway, as long as Zao Ji asks, I'm willing to do it."
Of course, we have to find a way to bribe Qi Mukong to help overcome technical problems.
Zao Ji was as quiet as a chicken. This passage contained too much information. She didn't dare to say anything, and she didn't dare to ask anything.
Gojo Satoru: "It's amazing. I'm quite curious, how do you actually operate it..."
Xia Youjie: "Cough, Wu. There are still children here."
It is so natural for adults to talk about children, but Zaoji is often out of tune with them because he is too pure.She endured it for a few minutes, seeing that the topic was getting more and more crooked, she couldn't help it, and raised her hand to divert their attention.
"I have a question that I've been curious about for a long time."
Zao Ji pointed to the closet that Xia Youjie had locked three times, and he even put two curse spirits as guards.
Early Ji raised his head, and asked suspiciously: "What is that [medicine] that you have been talking about?"
"........."
Zao Ji did not expect that she just threw out a sentence casually in order to change the subject, which would suddenly silence the atmosphere in the living room, and the human voice would disappear, leaving only the howling sound of the sea breeze blowing into the window, the deafening silence.
Did she... Did she ask the wrong question?
Zao Ji pinched his cuffs nervously, but the germ of curiosity in his heart grew more and more.
Suddenly, a faint laughter broke the uneasiness shrouded in silence, like a spring breeze entering the lake, bringing with it the fragrance of flowers, which calmed her mind.
Xia Youjie bent down and hugged Zao Ji in his arms.
"If Zao Ji wants to see it, it's not impossible."
Gojo Satoru showed a look of "as expected".
Xia Youjie unlocked the lock skillfully, took out the medicine box under layers of protection, and opened the combination lock, and the medicine box opened in response.
What appeared in front of Zao Ji was a neatly arranged bottle of medicine, with a volume of about [-] milliliters of oral liquid, but the medicine liquid inside was as clear as water.
"This is……?"
Xia Youjie's tone suddenly softened: "It's a very important thing... I've known it since the early age."
"A very important thing?"
"Well, it's more important than my life."
Perhaps in order to satisfy Zao Ji's curiosity in one go, Xia Youjie took out a small bottle, skillfully dug out rubber bands, cotton swabs, disinfectant, and syringes from the drawer, and glanced at Wujo Wu: "Come and help me, Wujo .”
"I know, I know~"
Zao Ji watched the movements of the two without blinking, even she didn't realize that the tension that came from nowhere strangled her heart, and she even held her breath.
The rubber band tied Xia Youjie's arm, and the blue blood vessel protruded, and the needle pierced into the blood vessel. As the piston was pulled out, the dark red blood was slowly drawn out.
blood draw?
Pressing the cotton swab on the blood-oozing pinhole, Xia Youjie had no choice but to let Gojo Wu do it for him.
He took the medicine bottle, replaced it with a finer needle, and injected Xia Youjie's blood into it under the watchful eyes of the other two people. Immediately, the originally clear medicine was stained red with blood, emitting a strange light.
"Okay." Gojo Gojo shook the medicine bottle with a brisk tone.
"Thanks, Wu."
Early Ji felt that he was a little confused.
What is this, "medicine"?What medicine needs another person's blood to redeem?
Early Ji's brain was in a mess, mixed information intertwined, a mess, she couldn't get the accurate truth.
And looking at Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu's appearance...they probably wouldn't say it either.
"No more can be disclosed." Gojo Satoru rubbed her face with a smile, "Otherwise it will have an unpredictable impact on the future."
"Don't worry." Xia Youjie said softly, "It's not something terrible, and it won't hurt your body...so stop looking at me like that, Zao Ji."
He sighed helplessly and took the little girl into his arms.
Early Ji raised his head stubbornly: "Then, the last question."
She stared into Xia Youjie's eyes: "Who is [medicine] for?"
"..."
After a long silence, Xia Youjie's compromising voice sounded in the living room.
"It's you, Zao Ji."
Early Ji's expression suddenly relaxed.
Although I don't know what's wrong with my future body, I have to take medicine.
But...it's fine if it's her.
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