When Leihu was reincarnated as Shier's daughter

Today is sunny and cloudless.

The temperature is 18 degrees Celsius, and the wind and humidity are low. It is suitable for outings, praying, making alliances, and getting married.

Xia Youjie picked up his teacup to moisten his throat, and casually glanced at the notifications on his phone.

[Today's fortune: two stars. 】

[Fortune description: Today is definitely your black rest day, unless necessary, don't go out.But you who are favored by the Goddess of Calamity may get some unexpected surprises from the disaster? 】

Xia Youjie swiped away the message board.

Really, it's the 21st century, who would believe this.

Yes.

Although Xia Youjie suspects that he is born with yin and yang eyes and can see ghosts and ghosts that ordinary people cannot see, this does not prevent him from adhering to the concept of supremacy of science and long live atheism.

The phone vibrated suddenly, it was the caller ID of Zao Ji.

Xia Youjie answered the phone and looked down from the window.

"You got up too late, I'm here to pick you up!"

Through a window, Xia Youjie leisurely waved at Zao Ji downstairs.

He held the phone close to his ear.

"Well, just a second. I'll be right there."

Since getting acquainted with Zao Ji, his problem of staying in bed has been alleviated a lot.

In the season of spring and summer, Zaoji is wearing a dress with small floral patterns, a beige sun hat on her head, a cute spotted bow is dotted diagonally on the brim of the hat, and a rabbit purse is hanging on her arm. She is bored. Kicking the air, turning around in front of Xia You's house.

Totally dressed for an outing.

Hearing the sound of the doorknob being twisted, Zao Ji turned his head, and his bright eyes met Xia Youjie's figure.

"Let's go!"

Zao Ji called a taxi.

In the car, Xia Youjie finally couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Zao Ji, is the destination this wedding photography studio?"

Zao Ji nodded generously: "Yes, that's right."

"I did a guide for two days, and the online reviews of this photography studio are very good. The photographer is of high level, the makeup artist is tasteful, and there are various background curtains to choose from. They even provide hot springs for free to clean the body for guests. , to ensure that every guest who comes to take pictures enjoys the best service."

Early Ji's description is so skillful that she is like a sailor hired by a photography studio for [-] cents, bragging to Xia Youjie and successfully confusing him.

He understands the reason.

But what does this have to do with him?

Zao Ji patted Xia Youjie's back with confidence, and comforted him: "This is the surprise I gave you. Don't worry, I won't let you down."

Ok.

Since the early Ji said so.

Xia Youjie chose to trust her.

This photography studio is very high-end and elegant.

Zao Ji made a reservation three days in advance to get a spot.

Because of the reservation record, the two of them entered the studio very smoothly, except for a little frightening of the reception staff.

"Uh... Excuse me, it's Mr. Xia Youjie and Ms. Zaoji of the Zen Academy, right?"

Isn't this the two minors!

The front desk was shocked.

After getting an affirmative answer, the front desk handed them the access card in a trance, signaling them to go inside, there are dedicated service personnel.

The receptionist remembered the fact that he was still single, and looked at the two minors who had come together to take wedding photos.

Ju, actually got engaged so early...

Today's kids are so scary.

The next one to get confused is the makeup artist.

The make-up artist looked at Xia Youjie, then at Zao Ji, for a moment he didn't know who to provide services to.

Zao Ji pushed Xia Youjie onto the chair.

"I'm just here with him. You just put on makeup for him."

Before Xia Youjie could react, Zao Ji hurriedly stepped forward and whispered in the makeup artist's ear.

"Miss Sister, you can just give him a bride's makeup, he likes it like this..." Zao Ji roughly explained the cause and effect.

"..."

Xia Youjie looked at the makeup artist inexplicably, her eyes gradually changed from bewilderment to shock, and finally turned into astonishment.

The makeup artist gave Zao Ji a thumbs up.

"Understood, leave it to me."

Xia Youjie is a very patient person.

Zao Ji said it was a surprise for him, so he wouldn't ask in advance.

Even if the make-up artist was doing his bridal makeup... At most, he would have a series of question marks in his heart, but he wouldn't ask.

It doesn't matter, Zao Ji won't harm him.

Xia Youjie firmly believed.

During the makeup process, Zao Ji with sharp ears heard the whispers among several onlookers.

"Oh, even though he's a boy, the makeup suits him unexpectedly?"

"Because I chose a flattering makeup, except for a little blemish..."

"Oh, this kid has a pretty face, but the eyes are too small, and it's hard to draw eyeliner."

"That's right, it's also thanks to Senior Mina who did it. If I were to draw it, I would definitely poke the eyeliner into that child's eyes."

Early Ji: ...

Are you polite?

What's wrong with the small eyes, aren't the long and narrow fox eyes beautiful!If it were big and round cat eyes, it would be too young, and she still doesn't like that one.

The makeup artist exited, and the hair stylist stepped forward and began to style Xia Youjie's hair.

In order to better wear the veil, the hair stylist took Xia Youjie's ball head apart, and the half-length black hair fell down like a waterfall, obediently sticking to the side of his face.

Early Ji quietly sucked in her saliva.

Pull out your phone and take a picture.

By the way, she specially created a photo collection for Xia Youjie, which contains various photos of him, many of which are famous scenes, and now they are heading towards four figures.

After finishing the styling, Xia Youjie was pushed to the next place.

A small personal bath.

Xia Youjie: ...

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a few little brothers standing in a row with business-like smiles on their faces, and said kindly to him:

"Get off now, guest."

Xia Youjie:? ?

"Hey, does this guy actually want to take a bath?" The makeup artist's annoyed voice came from behind, "I knew I wouldn't have come so soon..."

She shouted to the bathhouse staff: "Be careful, don't make up."

"Please trust our expertise, Miss Mina."

Zao Ji bowed: "Please!"

Only Xia Youjie's bewildered world is complete.

Before the door closed, he tried to reach out: "Wait—"

Bang.

The closed wooden door made a relentless sound.

Xia Youjie was dragged in.

At this moment, no matter how unresponsive he is, he should realize that something is wrong!

He was like a man from a good family who was about to be molested, with a terrified face, stepping back step by step, wrapping his arms around himself, "Let's talk about it, is there any misunderstanding here... Wait a minute! Don't take off my clothes, ah!"

"Relax, just take a shower."

"Our technology is very good."

"Previous customers have given us five stars."

"You'll be comfortable."

... What kind of tiger-wolf words are these!

Xia Youjie tried to resist.

Xia Youjie's resistance was suppressed.

Xia Youjie gave up struggling.

He lay flat in the tub, eyes empty, and began to silently recite the "Vajra Prajna Paramita Sutra" in his heart.

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These staff members are just doing their duty, and he can't do anything to them no matter what.

The culprit of all this... yes, it was Zao Ji.

When he goes out, he will settle accounts with her!

What kind of "surprise" did you give him, he was so scared that he almost went into cardiac arrest!

Xia Youjie thought that it was nothing more than taking a man's high concentration bath.

His mentality, which had finally stabilized, was completely torn apart when he saw a staff member take out his "change of clothes".

"Why a wedding dress???"

"That's what the lady from the Buddhist monastery meant."

"Do you just listen to her?"

"Miss Zenyuan gave too much."

"..."

Xia Youjie couldn't escape because he was naked now.

Unless he is running naked, he can only choose to wear a wedding dress... Wait, does this picture look familiar?

Suddenly, Xia Youjie remembered something.

At this moment, all the clues were connected in series, and his previous doubts were easily resolved.

He got it.

Early Ji saw him wearing a skirt in a women's clothing store - so she misunderstood him, didn't she! !

No wonder, no wonder she said she gave him a "surprise" and said it was for an "apology"... Shit, her intentions were good, but the result of this gift was the second death!

Xia Youjie is numb.

……

Xia Youjie didn't know how he spent his day.

Zao Ji took 26 continuous shots for Hua Jianjie, even the clicking flashes couldn't attract his attention.

He was in a daze, relying entirely on his subconscious to manipulate his body, and followed the photographer's instructions.

"Very good, the last pose...well, perfect!"

The photographer is satisfied and calls it a day.

The photo had just been developed, and seven or eight heads poked over.

"Wow! So beautiful!"

With a gentle face and slightly sad eyes, the background of the seabed is dominated by blue tones, holding a bunch of forget-me-not brides in white dresses, staring stubbornly at the empty front, as if waiting for a hopeless person...

In the Japanese mind, which regards sorrow as beauty, this photo is amazing.

Immediately, the person in charge of the photography studio couldn't hold back his excitement, grabbed Xia Youjie, and asked:

"We will pay you. Do you agree to our photo studio using your photos for publicity?"

How could Xia Youjie hear the voices of the outside world.

He has reached the state of [heart without self-image, entrusted to the environment to give birth], the whole person is like the golden light of the Buddha who is compassionate to heaven and man, the world of mortals survives the calamity, realizes the great enlightenment, and then returns to the basics and ascends to heaven and becomes a Buddha.

Goodness.

Someone talked to him, Xia Youjie didn't hear what he said at all, and nodded casually.

The person in charge was overjoyed: "Thank you for your generosity!"

So, not long after, the photo studio became popular with a series of wedding-themed promotional photos of "Haizhongxian".

In just two months, the mysterious "black-haired bride" was everywhere on the Internet, on billboards, and on TVs. With just a back view and a single look, she has attracted countless men's dreams and women's hearts. Longing for it.

Its spread is so wide that it has even been heard on the dark web, and along the network of the other world, it has entered the field of vision of conjurers.

Kyoto, the mansion of a certain famous family.

"Alas--"

The white-haired boy leaned back tactically, staring at the wedding dress advertisement on TV, and unconsciously stroked his chin with his fingers, thoughtfully.

The coke can that he accidentally crushed was at hand, and the drink wet his pants, but he didn't seem to feel it.

"This girl is quite beautiful, much more pleasing to the eye than the 'marriage partner' forced by those old men."

Thinking of the group of old men who crazily forced marriages not long ago, the white-haired boy curled his lips.

The camera turned to the front face of the "black-haired bride", and the white-haired boy sighed regretfully.

"It's a pity, but the eyes are too small, so it's not my thing."

What he likes are cat eyes that are as big and round as him!