When Leihu was reincarnated as Shier's daughter

So, how did things get to this point.

Zao Ji held the thermos cup in his hand, sat on the chair with straight eyes, not daring to move.

At the beginning, it was obviously just to help her restore her memory... But later on, they seemed to have forgotten their original purpose and began to crazily reveal the history of each other.

The ugliness of human nature is fully exposed (sorrowful wrist.jpg).

The local enlightenment laughed as if he had epilepsy and was lying on the floor twitching. The ancestor of Xia You was a Buddha in his whole body, except for the halo around his head, showing a kind smile like the Virgin Mary, and performing a show that all four things are empty .

The scolding war ahead is still escalating.

Gojo Satoru: "Hahahaha what a great man! These are all typed out by you word by word, a masterpiece of your middle school period! Do you still have an impression hahaha hiccup~"

Xia Youjie: "Are you suffering from some serious illness? The writer who wrote about Mary Suwen was Xia Youjie in middle school. What does it have to do with me?"

Gojo Satoru: "Hehehe, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, and you are starting to escape from reality, right?"

Xia Youjie: "No, I'm just surprised why you blew up the truck. Is it interesting to hurt the enemy by one thousand and self-damage eight hundred?"

Gojo Satoru: "What?"

Xia Youjie: "Heh, do you think that you are the only one who preserved the Mary Su fan art from back then?"

Xia Youjie smiled, flashed out his phone, and responded forcefully as soon as he opened his mouth: "Someone must not have forgotten that you were dissatisfied with my article back then, and sent your novel over with confidence. ..."

Gojo Satoru's smile froze.

Good guy...he really forgot.

All I can think about is getting revenge on Jie, forgetting that his bad friend is a virtuous person with him!He would save Jie's black history articles for later appreciation, so how could Jie not keep his?

"I still remember that I wrote a pure and simple heroine without CP, and Wu is an early dream man, right?" Xia Youjie chuckled, "It's too bad, Wu, to have such feelings for his sister. This kind of fantasy, I should have guarded against you in the first place."

Gojo Satoru jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "I didn't know that at the time! Those who don't know are innocent!"

Xia Youjie squinted at him, snorted softly, noncommittal.

Of course he knew that Wu didn't have that idea, otherwise he would have already known the five measures of fire prevention and theft prevention, but in retrospect, he still feels a little uncomfortable.

"How about letting you in another world listen to your childhood fantasies?"

Xia Youjie smiled, then turned on the hands-free playback, and the electronic voice read Gojo Satoru's article aloud.

Feng Shui took turns, this time the one who was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to turn into a fluid cat and crawl into the cracks in the ground became Wujo Wu.

As a result, Zao Ji and the two from another world were forced to listen to the legend of the Star Alliance.

"...She is the only S-rank fighter left in the Human Alliance. She knows she can't lose, and behind her is the Alliance..."

"...This trick, I named it the Heavenly Punishment Cannon of the Dawn of Humanity!..."

"...The ultimate mystery - Transformation Mech Warrior!..."

The electronic voice that Xia Youjie found was quite intelligent, knowing how to change the tone according to the punctuation marks and content of the article, but this eloquent, cadenced reading only added another touch to the deadly atmosphere in the air.

Native Satoru fell silent.

Beside him, Jiaozu Xia You opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a word, so he could only silently pat Afraid Tuwu on the shoulder, with silent relief.

Look away.

I didn't expect Wu to be so youthful and energetic when he was young, and he loved fantasy...

Xia You Jiaozu thought quietly, is it really because he is not enough to understand?

The voice of Tudou Wu seemed to be squeezed out of his teeth, and he said viciously: "Don't treat me and that brat as the same person!"

Those who had laughed at Xia You's ancestor before turned into boomerangs and hit Tutu Wu with a slap.

Everyone has a dark history, and no one can escape.

Weakness.jpg

After that, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wutiao seemed to have just fallen in love, and they blew themselves up one after another, just hoping to drag each other into the water, and they pulled out all kinds of black history buried in the dust.

Some have no videos, but the photos are still there.

"Do you still remember that you rushed forward in the village?" Gojo Satoru preemptively struck.

"You're lying on the ground meowing drunk." Xia Youjie was not to be outdone.

"I remember Jie, you didn't hesitate to fake pregnancy and miscarriage in order to get married to the early age?" Wujo Wu was extremely arrogant.

"Wu, have you learned Erquan Yingyue?" Xia Youjie chased after the victory.

These two people slammed each other's black history with each other, and the huge amount of information rushed to the face, which was comparable to a small infinite space.

Tutu Wu and Xia Youjiaozu not only know the glorious deeds of another Xia Youjie who "wanted to become a great little boy", but also know "the collective transformation of college students, whether this is the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature"... this No matter how you look at it, it's a very grassy thing.

Oh, by the way, there is also a scene that makes people want to poke their eyes.

In order to deceive each other, the two also smashed the cans and directly sacrificed their treasure at the bottom of the box——

A decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City, a hip-shaking dance competition!

I saw what was playing on the screen, Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru each occupying one side of the high platform, with the accompaniment of the passionate "Red Lotus Flower", "Akihabara Demon King" and "Dance Rising Star" shaking their buttocks The dance competition officially began.

These two people seemed to have some kind of social overpowering disorder. In front of the teachers and students of the whole village and the same school, they danced the butt-shaking dance without any psychological burden!Every twist, every step is the essence, and the performance is so hard that normal people can't even imitate it!

After the dance is over, they will also be evaluated by everyone to decide who is the winner.

The two people on the screen looked at each other and sparks flew everywhere. The invisible gunpowder filled the air, and the man's competitive spirit was completely ignited. It was like a dragon fighting with a tiger.

Local Enlightenment & Xia You Patriarch: "..."

So what's the point of arguing about it? ?

Is the title of "hip-shaking dancer" such an alluring thing?Y'all want it? ?

Where does this unreasonable comparison come from! !

Nato Satoru closed his eyes in pain.

Blind, really going blind.

He was wrong, he shouldn't be so curious about other worlds, why couldn't he think about watching videos with them back then?

It takes half a lifetime to eliminate the psychological shadow of just half an hour.

This stimulus is really big enough.

When Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie finally turned the black history upside down, they were more or less tired. Looking back, they saw that the few people in the room had fallen into a corpse-like state.

Especially early age.

She covered her eyes with her hands, rolled from the chair to the bed, and twirled like a top and rolled to the ground. She didn't know whether she was laughing or ashamed, her earlobes were red, her lips were murmured, and she couldn't say a word at all.

Xia Youjie looked at her with embarrassment and guilt, and walked over tentatively.

"...Early age?"

About three seconds later, early Ji's faint voice sounded in the room.

"I thought you would release my dark history, Jay."

"Of course not, am I that kind of person..." Xia Youjie first retorted with a strong desire to survive, and then he was taken aback for a moment, his eyes glowed with surprise, "Zao Ji, you have recovered your memory ?!"

"Seeing such an exciting thing, it's strange not to recover."

Zao Ji put down the hand that covered his face, his cheeks were flushed with unfading red.

In fact, as early as Gojo Satoru burst out, "Jie, isn't your dream to be a great little boy?" She vaguely recalled something, but this memory was too shameful, and her subconscious mind didn't want to look at it carefully.

So, young and ignorant, made a lot of jokes.

Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good..."

Although the price of self-exploding all the black history is a bit high, and he will not be able to stop the car later, but as long as Zao Ji can restore his memory, it will be worth it.

Anyway, the big deal is to conclude a bond with those two people, so that they can never tell what happened today.

Gojo Satoru probed: "Since Zaoji-chan has recovered his memory, shouldn't we also find a way to leave?"

"Yeah." Zao Ji nodded, her eyes flicked over the two people in the other world, and when she touched the ancestor of Xia You, she suddenly paused and said, "Jie, you guys go out first, me and this... Mr. Xia You, I have something to say."

"Don't worry, it won't take long, about 10 minutes will be enough."

She can only call her Xia Youjie "Jie", the patriarch of another world, after all, cannot escape the honorific title of "Mr. Xia You".

Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows high, vigilant in his heart, but he would never refuse the request of his new wife, he glanced at the two of them and agreed.

When going out, Xia Youjie dragged the two Wus out.

Looking at the two Gojo Satoru with their ears pressed against the door, Xia Youjie said, "..."

He turned around speechlessly, and went straight down the stairs, leaving only one sentence, "I'll go buy some drinks and come back."

Only Zao Ji and Xia You Jiaozu were left in the room, and there seemed to be an invisible embarrassment in the air.

Xia You teaches the ancestor to manage his expressions well, with his usual, deceptive gentle smile: "I don't know what Miss Zaoji wants to say to me?"

Early Ji turned his head away in embarrassment: "During this time, I have really troubled you...I'm sorry."

"Huh?" Patriarch Xia You's expression froze.

Why apologize to him?

"Although I didn't say it clearly, during the period of amnesia, I did think of you as a substitute for my Jie..." The more Zao Ji said, the more he felt like a scum, and the shame kept flooding into his heart, "I have entrusted you too much There are so many unnecessary feelings, and you are regarded as a reliance. But you actually have no obligation to take me in and take care of me, and it is too unfair to Jie and you to be infused with these feelings for no reason."

"So I'm sorry, Mr. Xia You, please don't take those words seriously..."

Patriarch Xia You suddenly sighed softly.

Early Ji raised his head, and a shadow covered him.Xia You Jiaozu walked in front of her, blocking the slanting light.

He bent down slightly, stared at Zao Ji, with incomprehensible emotions in his eyes: "How can you be sure that I am troubled by this?"

"Huh?" Zao Ji was stunned.

Xia Youjiaozu smiled, and his tone was as light and misty as a cloud in the sky. The distance between him and Early Ji narrowed again, exceeding the normal social distance.

"What if I said, I'm actually happy to take care of you?"

Bang!

Zao Ji and Xia You Jiaozu Qiqi turned their heads, and saw Xia Youjie standing on the spot with two bottles of drinks in his hands outside the door that was opened with a bang.

He observed their postures and said, "It seems that I came at a bad time?"

Early Ji stood up abruptly, "No, you came just in time!"

Scared by Xia Youjiao's words, Zao Ji quickly ran to Xia Youjie's side and grabbed his hand to show his sincerity.

Xia Youjie squeezed her hand reassuringly, looking at the ancestor Xia You with hostility.

"I don't understand." Xia Youjie said, "You are just a person from another world, why do you always want to break up my family?"

"What did you say?" Patriarch Xia You was very surprised, "I didn't come to break up this family, I came to join you."

???

Zao Ji's eyes widened, almost thinking that there was a problem with his proud hearing.

ntr speaks so fresh and refined, why is he so awesome? !

"Are you joining this family?" Xia Youjie laughed angrily, and asked mockingly, "Then I'm leaving?"

"No, no, Jie, don't go, you can't go!" Zao Ji was completely panicked, she hugged Xia Youjie violently, "Don't punish yourself for that tortured little goblin, my heart is from the beginning to the end Only you!"

Still outside the door listening to the two Gojo Satoru in the corner: ...

That's great, early.