When Leihu was reincarnated as Shier's daughter
Chapter 147 Love Guide
Talk about a very realistic topic.
Xia You Jiaozu wanted to use his emotions to kidnap Zao Ji to stay at Panxing Sect, but he himself is a solo mother who has never been in a relationship for more than 20 years and exudes the fragrance of a single dog.
He used to be dismissive of love. During the high school period, he was busy improving his strength and protecting the weak. Coping with daily tasks was enough to worry about.
He has great righteousness in his heart, so how can he indulge in the affection of his children?
——Xia You Jiaozu thought so before.
So far, when he needs to use experience in the field of love, he has theoretical knowledge, but has never devoted himself to practice.
Just very guilty.
Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. It is too easy to overturn the car according to the scriptures, but the situation is urgent, and Xia Youjie can't find a woman to fall in love with, so after thinking about it, he decided to humbly ask his subordinates for advice.
Hearing his intentions, the subordinates showed tacit aunt smiles one after another.
Oh~ It turns out that their godfather was also troubled by love.
The congregation scrambled to make moves, and the tricks emerged in an endless stream.
"Send flowers! No girl would say no to flowers. Roses spread out in the shape of a giant heart. That's how I caught up with my wife!"
"Come on, that's an old-fashioned method decades ago, and it's outdated long ago, aren't you afraid that Mrs. Jiaozu will be ruined?"
"In my opinion, the focus is not on the material but on the mind. The Patriarch should spend more time with her and go out on a date with her, and the relationship will naturally heat up..."
Xia Youjie responded with a smile on his face, and sifted some outrageous suggestions into the trash can, and the rest could barely be listened to.
He walked around the Panxing Sect and received a lot of enthusiastic suggestions, but they were either mediocre or whimsical, but after careful examination, few of them were useful.
Xia Youjie was slightly disappointed.
He stood at the stairs of Panxing Cult, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the twins running hurriedly.
Nanako pulled Mimiko, and the faces of the two girls turned red. I don't know if it was due to strenuous exercise or for some other reason. Their eyes were frighteningly bright.
Nanako stopped in front of him and said happily: "Master Xia You! We heard that you are trying to find a way to strengthen your relationship with Sister Zaoji?"
Xia Youjie was surprised that the news spread so quickly. Surely the gossip of the melon eaters should not be underestimated.
"Yeah." He admitted generously, "What's wrong?"
"Master Xia You." Mimiko took a step forward, and Zhenzhi pulled out a book from her arms again, smoothed the gold-plated cover, and put it in Xia Youjie's palm, "Nanako and I want to help you, so we specially found out this book."
Xia Youjie looked down at the title on the book cover with a delicate expression.
"DOKIDOKI Heartbeat Battle~108 Styles of Love~"
A thick love guide book, the cover is full of fluorescent girly pink, and a cute red heart is drawn on the huge book title.
Xia Youjie: "..."
At first glance, it is not a serious book.
Xia Youjie raised his head helplessly, and just as he was about to decline politely, he heard the twins talking to each other.
Nanako: "This is a love guide that is very popular on the Internet! It is said that thousands of couples have successfully got together under the guidance of it~"
Mimiko: "Well, and Nanako and I read it, and some of the suggestions in it are very useful, considering all aspects."
Nanako: "I heard that it firmly grasps a woman's psychology, and it is always invincible on the battlefield of love. Mrs. Xia You, we think you will be even more powerful with it."
They spared no effort to describe to Xia Youjie how miraculous this book is, and their words are truly worthy of their status as the adopted daughters of the godfather, which made Xia Youjie himself a little moved.
Is it so useful?
Xia Youjie accepted it dubiously, "Thank you, I'll watch it when I get back tonight."
"You're welcome."
Nanako was so happy that she took her sister's arm and ran away humming like a lark.
Hehe~ I really hope to see the day when Mrs. Xia You embraces the beauty soon.
After nightfall, Xia You put down the daily affairs that had been done, picked up the underwear at home and went to take a bath.About 20 minutes later, he walked out of the bathroom with wet half-length black hair, and while drying himself, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the pink book that he placed beside the bed.
It was the love manual handed to him by the twins during the day.
Xia Youjie was silent for a moment, thinking that he would be idle anyway, why not finish it tonight?
Amidst the buzzing noise of the hair dryer, Xia Youjie gently flipped through the first page...
……
Early in the morning, he was stunned by a piece of news.
"Mr. Xia You, invite me to the amusement park?"
She pointed at herself in a daze with her dazed face just after waking up.
The twins rang the doorbell frantically outside her room early in the morning, and finally waited until the door opened, and when they looked up and saw Zao Ji's still not awake, they were a little anxious.
Nanako danced and told Zao Ji the good news: "That's right, Mr. Xia You said that he finally finished handling the affairs of the church three days ahead of schedule, and had time to invite Sister Zao Ji out to play! He also said that he has neglected you for so long, really I'm sorry."
"That's it."
Early Ji suddenly realized that, quite different from the excitement of the twins, she didn't show much flattery after hearing the news, and nodded lightly, as if what the twins had just told her was today's lunch menu.
"I'm going to an appointment...then I'll have to spend time dressing up properly." A slight smile appeared on the corner of Zao Ji's lips, and he rubbed the top of Nanako's head, "Thank you for telling me."
The door closed again, Zao Ji returned to the bedroom, and began to carefully select today's clothes in front of the closet.
It has to be said that Xia Youjie treated her well in terms of living conditions such as food and clothing.
Just for summer clothes, Zao Ji can change them every day without repeating them. The closet is full of dresses, breathable shirts, denim shorts and skirts. Zao Ji picks and chooses, and chooses an off-white skirt.
She put on a sun hat, carried her bag in the crook of her arm, and walked briskly to her appointment.
Xia Youjie was waiting for her at the bottom of the building.
He took off the cassock and changed into lighter clothes. From the appearance, he is no different from an ordinary youth in modern society.
Zao Ji trotted up to him, and asked softly, "Mr. Xia You?"
At that time, Xia Youjie's gaze had just moved away from his wristwatch, and he looked at Zou Ji, with an exaggerated arc on the corner of his mouth.
He recalled the contents of the love guide in his heart, and opened his mouth and said: "Who gave you the courage to make you three minutes and one second late for my date? Woman, don't challenge my bottom line."
Early Ji: ...
Early Ji:? ? ?
Early Ji was caught off guard by Xia Youjie's sudden change in painting style. She stared at him in a daze, but Xia Youjie had already turned around on his own, leaving her with a cool and indifferent back.
"What are you still doing?" He paused and turned around, "Don't worry, I will let you taste the joy of dating with my own hands, thank you Dade, woman."
Zao Ji staggered and almost fell: ...
No, there really is something wrong with this!
Is Mr. Xia You's way of opening today a little bit wrong!
Zao Ji was messed up in the wind at the back, while Xia Youjie, who was walking ahead and pretending to be cold, was also a little confused, so he couldn't turn his head back.
His heart was fluctuating, and he didn't hear any response from Zao Ji, which intensified his thoughts.
Is it really ok to do what is said in "108 Styles of Love"...
That book told him not to treat women blindly, but to play hard to get, and to stay away.According to the survey, modern women like the "Overbearing President" very much, and have collected many classic behavioral quotations of the overbearing president. As long as you follow the instructions in the book on the way of dating, you are guaranteed to get married quickly and hug each other for three years.
Xia Youjie didn't know. After all, he had never been in a relationship before, so he could only follow the only theoretical instruction.
It was still early, and it was the off-season, so the flow of people in the amusement park was not large, so Zao Ji looked around and immediately saw an ice cream truck.
"Mr. Xia You, I'm going to buy two ice creams, what do you need..."?
A black card suddenly appeared in Zao Ji's field of vision, and her unfinished words immediately stuck in her throat, unable to get in or out.
Xia Youjie held the black card between his fingers, and bent his lips into a smile: "Why, are you worried that I won't be able to support you? As long as you like it, I'll take over all the ice cream trucks in the playground for you."
Zao Ji shivered violently, shaking off the goosebumps all over his body.
She didn't dare to say any more, took the card quietly, and walked straight to the ice cream truck.
so weird.
Mr. Xia You is really weird today.
Zao Ji picked out a strawberry-flavored and a taro-flavored one, handed one of the cones to Xia Youjie, and sat on a public bench with him, licking the ice cream.
Zao Ji asked vaguely, "What are we going to play?"
Xia Youjie remembered the "Ten Must-Go Dating Spots for Couples" in "Love Guide", and said without hesitation, "Let's go to the Ferris wheel."
Zao Ji did not doubt that there was him, and nodded slightly: "Okay."
The ice cream melted extremely quickly under the scorching sun, and Zao Ji didn't check for a while, the corners of her mouth and palms were covered with sticky ice cream water, she didn't bother to wipe it off with paper, so she simply licked the ice cream water off with her tongue.
This scene fell into Xia Youjie's eyes, he propped his chin, looked at Zao Ji steadfastly, and suddenly said something.
"I gave you a chance. Woman, you're playing with fire."
"puff--"
Early Ji spit out the ice cream in his mouth.
Her voice overlapped with another one, not far from them.
Zao Ji looked up and saw a few teenagers and girls plus a person wearing a panda doll cover was wiping the wet drink water stains on his clothes in a hurry. Looking at the drink bottles in their hands that hadn't had time to twist the lid on, it's not hard to guess They were also shocked by Xia Youjie's speech.
"Cough, Yi Gu, lend me a tissue!"
"Oh, here you are... Do you want Goujuan?"
"Salmon."
"Fat Da wants too!"
However, Xia Youjie at the back was immersed in the memories of "Guide to Love", and was still relentlessly poisoning their ears.
"Why do you want to look at other people?" Xia Youjie asked softly, putting both hands on Zao Ji's neck, "Woman, I won't allow your eyes to leave me."
So Zao Ji's head was forcibly turned in his direction.
Before Zaoji had time to speak, Zenyuan Maki not far away showed a gritty expression.
She and her companions whispered: "It's the 21st century, why are there still people saying such silly love words..."
"Hush—" Yi Guyou was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his classmate's mouth, smiled at the two people who came over, turned his head and said in a low voice, "It's too rude, Maki-san, you can't dictate other people's love life."
"Don't forget that we still have a mission... Teacher Wutiao personally told us that the curse spirit in this playground is hidden very deeply."
"Let's go quickly."
A few people from Gaozhuan left in a hurry, leaving only Zaoji on the bench, who didn't dare to move, and was forced to look at Xia Youjie affectionately.
Her eyes were open and so was his, and they just stared at each other like wooden figures without even blinking.
About a minute later.
Early Ji: "Mr. Xia You, my eyes are a little sore."
Xia Youjie: "Well, I have a little too."
But it can be regarded as fulfilling the requirement of "long-term eye contact" in "Love Guide", Xia Youjie looked away, rubbed his sore and swollen eyes, and thought uncertainly.
Xia You Jiaozu wanted to use his emotions to kidnap Zao Ji to stay at Panxing Sect, but he himself is a solo mother who has never been in a relationship for more than 20 years and exudes the fragrance of a single dog.
He used to be dismissive of love. During the high school period, he was busy improving his strength and protecting the weak. Coping with daily tasks was enough to worry about.
He has great righteousness in his heart, so how can he indulge in the affection of his children?
——Xia You Jiaozu thought so before.
So far, when he needs to use experience in the field of love, he has theoretical knowledge, but has never devoted himself to practice.
Just very guilty.
Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. It is too easy to overturn the car according to the scriptures, but the situation is urgent, and Xia Youjie can't find a woman to fall in love with, so after thinking about it, he decided to humbly ask his subordinates for advice.
Hearing his intentions, the subordinates showed tacit aunt smiles one after another.
Oh~ It turns out that their godfather was also troubled by love.
The congregation scrambled to make moves, and the tricks emerged in an endless stream.
"Send flowers! No girl would say no to flowers. Roses spread out in the shape of a giant heart. That's how I caught up with my wife!"
"Come on, that's an old-fashioned method decades ago, and it's outdated long ago, aren't you afraid that Mrs. Jiaozu will be ruined?"
"In my opinion, the focus is not on the material but on the mind. The Patriarch should spend more time with her and go out on a date with her, and the relationship will naturally heat up..."
Xia Youjie responded with a smile on his face, and sifted some outrageous suggestions into the trash can, and the rest could barely be listened to.
He walked around the Panxing Sect and received a lot of enthusiastic suggestions, but they were either mediocre or whimsical, but after careful examination, few of them were useful.
Xia Youjie was slightly disappointed.
He stood at the stairs of Panxing Cult, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the twins running hurriedly.
Nanako pulled Mimiko, and the faces of the two girls turned red. I don't know if it was due to strenuous exercise or for some other reason. Their eyes were frighteningly bright.
Nanako stopped in front of him and said happily: "Master Xia You! We heard that you are trying to find a way to strengthen your relationship with Sister Zaoji?"
Xia Youjie was surprised that the news spread so quickly. Surely the gossip of the melon eaters should not be underestimated.
"Yeah." He admitted generously, "What's wrong?"
"Master Xia You." Mimiko took a step forward, and Zhenzhi pulled out a book from her arms again, smoothed the gold-plated cover, and put it in Xia Youjie's palm, "Nanako and I want to help you, so we specially found out this book."
Xia Youjie looked down at the title on the book cover with a delicate expression.
"DOKIDOKI Heartbeat Battle~108 Styles of Love~"
A thick love guide book, the cover is full of fluorescent girly pink, and a cute red heart is drawn on the huge book title.
Xia Youjie: "..."
At first glance, it is not a serious book.
Xia Youjie raised his head helplessly, and just as he was about to decline politely, he heard the twins talking to each other.
Nanako: "This is a love guide that is very popular on the Internet! It is said that thousands of couples have successfully got together under the guidance of it~"
Mimiko: "Well, and Nanako and I read it, and some of the suggestions in it are very useful, considering all aspects."
Nanako: "I heard that it firmly grasps a woman's psychology, and it is always invincible on the battlefield of love. Mrs. Xia You, we think you will be even more powerful with it."
They spared no effort to describe to Xia Youjie how miraculous this book is, and their words are truly worthy of their status as the adopted daughters of the godfather, which made Xia Youjie himself a little moved.
Is it so useful?
Xia Youjie accepted it dubiously, "Thank you, I'll watch it when I get back tonight."
"You're welcome."
Nanako was so happy that she took her sister's arm and ran away humming like a lark.
Hehe~ I really hope to see the day when Mrs. Xia You embraces the beauty soon.
After nightfall, Xia You put down the daily affairs that had been done, picked up the underwear at home and went to take a bath.About 20 minutes later, he walked out of the bathroom with wet half-length black hair, and while drying himself, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the pink book that he placed beside the bed.
It was the love manual handed to him by the twins during the day.
Xia Youjie was silent for a moment, thinking that he would be idle anyway, why not finish it tonight?
Amidst the buzzing noise of the hair dryer, Xia Youjie gently flipped through the first page...
……
Early in the morning, he was stunned by a piece of news.
"Mr. Xia You, invite me to the amusement park?"
She pointed at herself in a daze with her dazed face just after waking up.
The twins rang the doorbell frantically outside her room early in the morning, and finally waited until the door opened, and when they looked up and saw Zao Ji's still not awake, they were a little anxious.
Nanako danced and told Zao Ji the good news: "That's right, Mr. Xia You said that he finally finished handling the affairs of the church three days ahead of schedule, and had time to invite Sister Zao Ji out to play! He also said that he has neglected you for so long, really I'm sorry."
"That's it."
Early Ji suddenly realized that, quite different from the excitement of the twins, she didn't show much flattery after hearing the news, and nodded lightly, as if what the twins had just told her was today's lunch menu.
"I'm going to an appointment...then I'll have to spend time dressing up properly." A slight smile appeared on the corner of Zao Ji's lips, and he rubbed the top of Nanako's head, "Thank you for telling me."
The door closed again, Zao Ji returned to the bedroom, and began to carefully select today's clothes in front of the closet.
It has to be said that Xia Youjie treated her well in terms of living conditions such as food and clothing.
Just for summer clothes, Zao Ji can change them every day without repeating them. The closet is full of dresses, breathable shirts, denim shorts and skirts. Zao Ji picks and chooses, and chooses an off-white skirt.
She put on a sun hat, carried her bag in the crook of her arm, and walked briskly to her appointment.
Xia Youjie was waiting for her at the bottom of the building.
He took off the cassock and changed into lighter clothes. From the appearance, he is no different from an ordinary youth in modern society.
Zao Ji trotted up to him, and asked softly, "Mr. Xia You?"
At that time, Xia Youjie's gaze had just moved away from his wristwatch, and he looked at Zou Ji, with an exaggerated arc on the corner of his mouth.
He recalled the contents of the love guide in his heart, and opened his mouth and said: "Who gave you the courage to make you three minutes and one second late for my date? Woman, don't challenge my bottom line."
Early Ji: ...
Early Ji:? ? ?
Early Ji was caught off guard by Xia Youjie's sudden change in painting style. She stared at him in a daze, but Xia Youjie had already turned around on his own, leaving her with a cool and indifferent back.
"What are you still doing?" He paused and turned around, "Don't worry, I will let you taste the joy of dating with my own hands, thank you Dade, woman."
Zao Ji staggered and almost fell: ...
No, there really is something wrong with this!
Is Mr. Xia You's way of opening today a little bit wrong!
Zao Ji was messed up in the wind at the back, while Xia Youjie, who was walking ahead and pretending to be cold, was also a little confused, so he couldn't turn his head back.
His heart was fluctuating, and he didn't hear any response from Zao Ji, which intensified his thoughts.
Is it really ok to do what is said in "108 Styles of Love"...
That book told him not to treat women blindly, but to play hard to get, and to stay away.According to the survey, modern women like the "Overbearing President" very much, and have collected many classic behavioral quotations of the overbearing president. As long as you follow the instructions in the book on the way of dating, you are guaranteed to get married quickly and hug each other for three years.
Xia Youjie didn't know. After all, he had never been in a relationship before, so he could only follow the only theoretical instruction.
It was still early, and it was the off-season, so the flow of people in the amusement park was not large, so Zao Ji looked around and immediately saw an ice cream truck.
"Mr. Xia You, I'm going to buy two ice creams, what do you need..."?
A black card suddenly appeared in Zao Ji's field of vision, and her unfinished words immediately stuck in her throat, unable to get in or out.
Xia Youjie held the black card between his fingers, and bent his lips into a smile: "Why, are you worried that I won't be able to support you? As long as you like it, I'll take over all the ice cream trucks in the playground for you."
Zao Ji shivered violently, shaking off the goosebumps all over his body.
She didn't dare to say any more, took the card quietly, and walked straight to the ice cream truck.
so weird.
Mr. Xia You is really weird today.
Zao Ji picked out a strawberry-flavored and a taro-flavored one, handed one of the cones to Xia Youjie, and sat on a public bench with him, licking the ice cream.
Zao Ji asked vaguely, "What are we going to play?"
Xia Youjie remembered the "Ten Must-Go Dating Spots for Couples" in "Love Guide", and said without hesitation, "Let's go to the Ferris wheel."
Zao Ji did not doubt that there was him, and nodded slightly: "Okay."
The ice cream melted extremely quickly under the scorching sun, and Zao Ji didn't check for a while, the corners of her mouth and palms were covered with sticky ice cream water, she didn't bother to wipe it off with paper, so she simply licked the ice cream water off with her tongue.
This scene fell into Xia Youjie's eyes, he propped his chin, looked at Zao Ji steadfastly, and suddenly said something.
"I gave you a chance. Woman, you're playing with fire."
"puff--"
Early Ji spit out the ice cream in his mouth.
Her voice overlapped with another one, not far from them.
Zao Ji looked up and saw a few teenagers and girls plus a person wearing a panda doll cover was wiping the wet drink water stains on his clothes in a hurry. Looking at the drink bottles in their hands that hadn't had time to twist the lid on, it's not hard to guess They were also shocked by Xia Youjie's speech.
"Cough, Yi Gu, lend me a tissue!"
"Oh, here you are... Do you want Goujuan?"
"Salmon."
"Fat Da wants too!"
However, Xia Youjie at the back was immersed in the memories of "Guide to Love", and was still relentlessly poisoning their ears.
"Why do you want to look at other people?" Xia Youjie asked softly, putting both hands on Zao Ji's neck, "Woman, I won't allow your eyes to leave me."
So Zao Ji's head was forcibly turned in his direction.
Before Zaoji had time to speak, Zenyuan Maki not far away showed a gritty expression.
She and her companions whispered: "It's the 21st century, why are there still people saying such silly love words..."
"Hush—" Yi Guyou was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his classmate's mouth, smiled at the two people who came over, turned his head and said in a low voice, "It's too rude, Maki-san, you can't dictate other people's love life."
"Don't forget that we still have a mission... Teacher Wutiao personally told us that the curse spirit in this playground is hidden very deeply."
"Let's go quickly."
A few people from Gaozhuan left in a hurry, leaving only Zaoji on the bench, who didn't dare to move, and was forced to look at Xia Youjie affectionately.
Her eyes were open and so was his, and they just stared at each other like wooden figures without even blinking.
About a minute later.
Early Ji: "Mr. Xia You, my eyes are a little sore."
Xia Youjie: "Well, I have a little too."
But it can be regarded as fulfilling the requirement of "long-term eye contact" in "Love Guide", Xia Youjie looked away, rubbed his sore and swollen eyes, and thought uncertainly.
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