[Gu Jian] slipped on the spot

The first life of Prince Changqin was a blade of grass.

Three months after I left the land, I opened the friend list and saw that his profile picture had changed from a braided Dashuaibi profile picture to a sunflower, which was very cool.This sun flower was born in Longshan Mountain on the Great Desolate West Continent. I crossed the mountains and ridges, and just crossed the Changliu River when he got cold.

I... uh...

Gan!

Since then, I have embarked on a daily life of constantly looking for the reincarnation of the prince Changqin and finding him dead the moment before or the next.After searching dozens of times like this, I was tired, and I decided to wait until he was reincarnated into a species that could live for a year before looking for him.

The mending of the sky progressed very slowly.Shennong built a large factory called Liuyue City on the basis of the sacred tree in the northwest sky crack, where he guided the gods to use spiritual power to refine five-color stones and hand them to Nuwa to mend the sky.Fuxi took Zhaoming, the first divine sword made by the craftsmen of the heavens after the god granted Anyi, went to the East China Sea to randomly pick a lucky giant to try the sword, and chopped off four jios of it to support the four-pole celestial pillar , finally subsided the earthquake.

After thousands of years, the catastrophe has just come to an end.The turbid air permeated the earth, and many Pangu species died of illness as a result. The creatures died one after another, and all that remained were super-combat species that were resistant to turbidity and could survive.After mending the sky, Nu Wa started to work overtime to make small people and small animals from earth. She felt tired and unloved under the high-intensity 007.Shennong felt that it was not good for her to pinch people like this, so he found another way to create a life, and made an immortal body out of evil spirit bones.When I went to see him in the Lieyan God Realm in the Hongya Realm, I happened to see him thinking hard about a beautiful little sister with [Evil Resisting Bone Soulless Immortal Body] on his head.

I walked up to him and looked at the little sister with my chest in my arms: "You look pretty good." She has a pretty face and big boobs, which is my thing.

Shennong turned his head, still holding a glowing ball in his hand: "Long time no see."

Me: "What is this?"

Shennong: "Zhaoming Sword Heart. After cutting off the claw's foot, Zhaoming shattered into the sword heart, handle, shadow, and light. I noticed that the sword heart seemed to have a sign of turning into a spirit, so I asked Fuxi for the Zhaoming Sword Heart. The divine power held it together. Maybe it could give this body an emotion."

I said, "Then try it."

Then Shennong put Zhaoming Jianxin into the body of the beautiful little sister, and injected some fresh air into it.

After a while, the beautiful little sister moved.She slowly turned her head to look around, and when her eyes touched Shennong, she called out very attached and blankly: "Father?"

After the experiment was successful and a big girl was picked up for nothing, Shennong smiled lovingly and pleasantly, and let the child wander around by himself.

Looking at the back of her squatting in front of the stone and picking flowers and grass, I said, "However, have you considered one thing?"

Shennong said, "What is it?"

"Zhaoming's sword heart was once broken, even if you put it together with divine power, you still can't restore the crack." I said, "If one day the sword heart in her body starts to dissipate again, what will you do then?"

Shennong is very optimistic and simple and rude: "It can be put together with divine power."

"alright."

Shennong said, "I haven't seen you for a thousand years, what have you been doing?"

I said, "Brother Qin asked me to protect him before reincarnation, and I have been running around for 1000 years. Speaking of which, why is Brother Qin full of flowers and plants in every life?"

Shen Nong: "You can find him every time?"

Me: "Of course not, he often dies quietly before I find him."

Shen Nong paused: "I didn't ask this, that's all. The prince's Changqin was originally a phoenix made of ash wood. Maybe it's because of the main tree of fate, so it never leaves flowers and plants after several reincarnations."

I said, "So, he won't be reincarnated into another species in the future?"

Shennong: "Not necessarily, the soul of fate moves at any time, and it will always change."

I breathed a sigh of relief: "That's fine, I hope he will become a person soon." The hp bar of Prince Changqin in the teammate column suddenly became colorful again. It just so happened to be one in your Divine Domain—"

Before he finished speaking, Prince Changqin's profile picture turned gray again.

Shen Nong was a little confused: "What?"

"Father!" His cheap daughter suddenly ran over grabbing a yao weed, and handed it over as if offering a treasure, "This yao weed grows alone in the soil, look at it!"

Shennong smiled kindly and patted her head.The little fairy smiled happily at me again: "Your Majesty, take a look too."

Looking at Brother Qin who was resting vegetables in her hand, my smile froze on my face.

Brother Qin, you died in extreme pain!

I said to Shennong expressionlessly: "Bulfrog, Brother Qin was killed by your daughter within a minute of his reincarnation."

Shen Nong was stunned: "This..."

Little Fairy: "...?" She looked at Shen Nong ignorantly, "Father, did I do something wrong?"

Shennong looked at me, and I said weakly: "It's okay, you picked it very well, don't pick it next time. Go and play by yourself."

The little fairy nodded obediently and ran away again.

Shen Nong said: "She was born not long ago, please be considerate."

I sighed: "It's okay, brother Qin has done a lot of evil, and all of them were soaked to death before. Your daughter finally created a new way for him to die."

Shen Nong was shocked by my optimism to find joy in suffering, he was perplexed for a while, and finally said: "...Okay."

Me: "Where are the people from the Lieshan tribe, didn't they follow you?"

Shennong: "They have special constitutions, and excessive exposure to turbid air will shorten their lifespan, so I let them stay in Liuyue City."

Me: "But that place is not really safe."

Shennong: "I know. So I will try to find a suitable place for them to live in, or fundamentally change their physique. As you said earlier, make them 'evolve'."

Me: "Then do it well."

Shennong nodded and said, "If you gain something while walking in the world, please come and let me know."

I thought about it and said, "Okay, let me help you pay attention."

After leaving Hongya Realm, I started wandering around the Human Realm again.Nuwa's newly created people are much weaker than the previously cleaned human race, but their ability to resist foul air is unbelievably strong, and they can hang and beat the people of the Lieshan tribe with spiritual power a hundred times.They were scattered on the land, and gradually gathered into various tribes, stumbling forward in a long time.

When Anyi was granted the title of god, Nuwa took Anyi's remnant blood across the Changliu River to establish a new base.Thousands of years later, instead of being destroyed by the catastrophe, they quietly prospered. By the way, they still took the soul-casting stone and the blood-smeared formation left by Anyi to gather seven swords, trying to declare war on the sky again.

Then the ip was blocked by the world administrator Fuxi.

——These are all what I heard from Shennong later.His daughter especially likes to play in the world, and especially likes to stay in Wushan.Shen Nong assigned her a powerful DPS male mother named Si You, but she was not at ease, and she often stayed in Wushan.When I passed by Wushan several times by chance, I would chat with Shennong.

I don't know why, Fuxi, who is always scolded by people and gods, seems to have a particularly powerful spiritual power. When the Changliu River was not divided into the Yellow River and the Yangtze River on the ground of Shenzhou due to natural disasters, he was already in the Changliu River. Injecting divine power into it to cleanse the turbid Qi of Shenzhou, and later sealing Anyi and the Ancestor Sword and drying Juao, the divine power did not decline.Shennong ran around, planting flowers and grass, basically without any great consumption.Nuwa is not very good, she has been tired and unloved since mending the sky and creating man, this time she doesn't even have the power to destroy the seven swords of Longyuan - she is actually not willing to destroy the seven swords, let alone Fuxi destroyed Longyuan.Therefore, after sealing the Seven Swords of Longyuan in the place where the clean energy is prosperous in the human world, she took the Longyuan tribe and Nuwa tribe to the realm, established Youdu with the help of Yan Luo, and agreed with Fuxi that people in Youdu would not set foot on it again. Half a step into the human world.

And after being reincarnated countless times as flowers, grasses and bugs, Prince Changqin was finally reincarnated as a human being.He is called Jiaoyue in this life, he happens to be from the Longyuan tribe, he looks like a thief and gloomy, and he is also one of the forgers of the Seven Fierce Swords.Playing so big in the first reincarnation, I think brother Qin is a bit awesome, it seems that he should be able to redeem hundreds of years of sins in the reincarnation well this time.

Shennong asked me: "Since Prince Changqin has been reincarnated as a human, why don't you go to Youdu to find him?"

I lay lazily on the rattan chair, crossed my legs and dangling Xiangzhi and said vaguely: "Brother Qin died not long after entering Youyou, what am I going to do in that unlucky place."

In fact, I went to look for him when he was still in Longyeon.At that time, he was very focused on making swords with souls with the swordsmiths around him. In fact, he was a little more dangerous than others, so I left with confidence.Later, the people of Longyuan went to Youdu, which was hidden in the miasma and poison of the world. Brother Qin couldn't bear the poison, and died at the age of 22, which belonged to an untimely death.

Shennong: "...fate is impermanent. In the cycle of reincarnation, the face changes, the temperament changes, and the good do evil. It's hard for you to stick to it for so long."

Me: "I just need to ensure Brother Qin can reincarnate normally, and what he turns into has nothing to do with me—I don't talk to his reincarnation anyway."

Shennong was silent for a while, then suddenly heaved a heavy sigh.

Me: "What?"

Shennong: "Replacing the soul with the heart of the sword is against the law of nature. The heart of the sword in my son's body is scattered again. I'm afraid he will die soon."

I spit out Xiangzhi: "Didn't you say that you can put it together with divine power?"

"Her emotional ups and downs accelerated the dissipation of spiritual power." He said, "I have tried every means to remedy it, but I can't do anything, but now it is difficult to even delay it."

Me: "Why is she so moody?"

Shen Nong sighed: "She likes Si You, but Si You has no heart."

Me: "You call them over."

Shen Nong: "Do you have a solution?"

Me: "No, but I can try to make your daughter happier, or let her die on the spot without pain."

Shennong: "...the latter is still exempt."

Shen Nong dubiously called the little fairy over - oh, she is called Wushan Goddess now.Shennong is a bad name, and calls her "my son, my son" every day. The other gods call her the Goddess of Wushan because she likes Wushan, and Siyou and other creatures of Wushan call her Her Highness the Goddess.Speaking of which, I'm probably the only one in the world who calls her Little Fairy.

The little fairy followed behind Shen Nong, and Si You followed behind her.When she saw me, she called out politely and obediently: "The Immortal." Si You also called out.

Although my level and combat power are lower than theirs, but I am senior, so even Si You and Little Fairy, who are awesome and coquettish, have to call me Immortal when they see me. I have to say, it's quite cool.

I said to Shen Nong and Si You: "Okay, you two go out."

Shen Nong was a little surprised: "Why?"

Me: "Women chat, there is no place for men."

Shennong & Siyou: "..."

They left.

The little fairy walked up to me and sat down, put her head on my lap, and asked, "What do you want to say by leaving me alone?"

Me: "Do you like Si You?"

She raised her head abruptly, her wide eyes were full of surprise: "How do you know!"

Me: "Your father said so."

She was a little embarrassed, and said complainingly: "How can father say such a thing..."

I said, "How many times has Siyou rejected you?"

"...Twice." She was a little sad, and said forcefully, "I have nothing to do with you. You don't have to worry too much."

Me: "I'm not worried. I don't really care if you have anything to do with me. It's your father who cares."

Little Fairy: "..."

The little fairy burst into tears.

I said: "Cry with a hammer. Let me tell you, if you want to attack a sullen man like Siyou, you can't back down. You have to go up there, you know. Tsundere is no longer popular, and the straight ball is the most hanging."

The little fairy stopped her tears and said disappointedly: "But, he was very firm when he rejected me. I...I don't want to embarrass him."

"You don't want to embarrass him, but you are actually embarrassing yourself." I said, "He won't live because of your embarrassment, but you will die faster because you embarrass yourself. Anyway, you have to embarrass someone, Why not embarrass him?"

She was stunned by my theory, but also showed a wavering expression because my words were so reasonable and convincing.

Me: "If I were you, wake up every morning and give Siyou a hug, give him a hug today, and kiss him tomorrow, anyway, be as happy as you want."

The little fairy blushed with embarrassment: "But... Ke Siyou doesn't like me, I'm afraid..."

"Look, you have fallen into the trap of taking others too seriously again. Be sober, only your own mood is the most important thing in the world." Looking at the Shennong mark glowing with green light above his head, "He is the patriarch of the Shadow Clan, he can kill ten of me with one fist, such an awesome character is willing to stay in Wushan to accompany you to grow flowers and play house, think about it for yourself .”

Her eyes lit up: "You mean... are you saying that Si You actually has feelings for me?"

"You have to ask him," I said.

The little fairy froze again: "I asked."

"Bubby."

"I'm not stupid!" She puffed up her cheeks angrily, "Why are you scolding me!"

I sighed: "You don't have an answer if you ask him, so don't ask. Go and see how lovers in the human world get along, try treating him like that, and see if he is afraid or shy. If he doesn't refuse, you can Be bold."

"What if he avoids me?"

"I really don't understand you idiots who complain about women. You don't have the courage to chase people, but you can get entangled." I sighed again, "Your father created you to watch you circle around Si You? He is right You are good, but you haven't reached the point of working hard for you, and you don't have to die for him."

"...That is to say, didn't you also run for thousands of years for that fairy and never stopped? You never got a response."

"First of all, Brother Qin didn't respond because he couldn't respond to me. Secondly, I am willing to find Brother Qin because I am happy." I said, "I can do whatever I want, go to him if I want to see him, and go to him if I don't want to. Just look at him and live as he pleases. I have a lot of friends, beautiful, handsome, lively, and coquettish. Whoever can make me happy I will find someone. There is no shortage of Brother Qin. There are many things I can do, and I have no friends to talk to. I just draw my bow in various ways, or I go out to climb mountains to save people, I am very busy. Who is idle like you and stays in Wushan every day thinking wildly?"

The little fairy who was hit by the blow widened her eyes dully: "I have nothing to do..."

I said, "It's because of a man's mood swings, childish."

"Young, childish..."

She wowed again and buried herself in my lap and cried.

I said impatiently: "If you want to cry, go to your father and cry. If you don't wake up, I have nothing to say to you. Don't cry on me, I only have this school uniform."

The little fairy raised her head twitching, and suddenly said firmly to me: "You're right, it's always difficult to be alone, why can't I be happier? At least..." She bit her lip, "My life was stolen from the beginning, even if I force him, I will live happily!"

I raised my eyebrows: "Have you figured it out?"

"Figured out."

"Okay," I waved my hand, "Go out and play by yourself."

The little fairy saluted with red eyes and left.Shennong walked in, sighed and said, "Why did you make her cry?"

I said, "It's a good thing to be able to cry. At least for the time being, she won't die sooner because of the turmoil in her mind."

Shennong was very surprised: "What did you say to her?"

"It's nothing." I said, "I told her to bravely release herself to persecute Si You."

Shennong: "...that's fine."

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System prompt: The player [stumbled on the spot] got the title [Love Master]!

Many years later, the ancient group of two and four entered the tomb of the Goddess in Wushan——

Le Wuyi: Sister Fairy, what is carved on this stone?Do you have an impression?

A Ruan: The above is that I, the Goddess of Wushan, likes the fairy Siyou and confides her heart to him...

Ruan: It's a pity that Si You refused to respond... Not long after, the Goddess of Wushan...

Ruan: Just...

Le Wuyi: What's wrong?

A Ruan: Encouraged by a celestial being, I finally got together with the Immortal Si You.