[Gu Jian] slipped on the spot

After filling my teeth, I transferred 5000 yuan to the dentist uncle with heartache, and went home feeling my dead face after anesthesia.

Ah, open the ancient website to see if that scumbag Cui Yuanzhi wants to break up with Chen Xi after shouting loudly all day again.

That's right, he was still posting, and even a group of players swiped the screen frantically: "Why are you yelling so loudly!"

Only the emperor can rule Cui Boling in this world.

I'm motivated to do the task of pulling up the Xiantai again, huh, huh.

Looking at Li Lingshuang who is deeply in love with Bai Jiao, I only have one feeling now: the egg hurts and the chrysanthemum is tight.

The happiness brought by scolding Cui Yuanzhi has disappeared. I touched half of my face that was numb, and I just wanted to turn into the old Wang Yiyun and spit out Mo Shengjian to kill God... Oh, Chenxi hates Li Lingshuang as much as I do, Spare teammates.

[Cui Yuanzhi: ...Oh, I stumbled on the spot, are you here? 】

[Stumbled on the spot: Your Highness, Lord Cui, why bother to worry? 】

[Stumbled on the spot: A little jade soul crystal, I and my comrades will get it. 】

[Li Lingshuang: You... well... that fairy is definitely not taking it easy, this trial is no small matter.I stumbled on the spot, are you really going? 】

Me: "Of course I lied to you, Xiaoguapi, how can Daddy find you something when he has time?"

[Stumbled on the spot: Of course I lied to you, Xiaoguapi, how can Daddy find time for you? 】

... Fuck, blah, blah, blah? !

Probably this is Li Lingshuang's curse.After I scratched my scalp in shock and stared at the computer screen until my eyes were sour and I had to blink, I crossed.

The hard-pressed Asahiru [stumbled on the spot] who became a fashion list with only one school uniform, stumbled on the spot and entered the unknown map, which is a huge mountain lake.

I just admired my appearance by the lake water.

Hmm... Fortunately, the teeth are still intact, white, smooth and tidy, and the person is also beautiful... Wait until my 5000 yuan is gone?

Float away? ?

I cried out loudly.

A [榣山水虺·啊倾] jumped out of the water, because its skin was black and slippery, so I would like to call it a small fat snake with black skin.

"Who are you?" The black snake looked up at me very proudly, with an air of contempt, "You look so weak."

The first half of its sentence has completely aroused my anger. Without a word, I took down half of the ring bow that turned into a ring around my body, and a black dragon picked it up by entering the water.

"Who are you saying is weak, brother? How dare a newly consecrated black-skinned snake behave wildly?"

It was very angry: "I am a water beetle! One day, I will become a Yinglong who can penetrate the heavens and the earth, don't look down on me!"

"...Brother, it's too old to bully young people. It's not popular now. I suggest you take the route of a domineering president."

"Crazy talk!"

I squatted by the water and chatted with the black snake for a while.

Looking at the message above Qianyu's head, he knew that this was Mishan Mountain, and Qianyu was the only black-skinned snake who had enlightened wisdom in Mishan Mountain.Although he is wise, his strength is not as good as that of the wild boar at the entrance of the village.

The wild boars at the entrance of the village are all together_(Tз」∠)_

Qian Yu: "Which direction did you come from? I saw you suddenly appear on the shore."

Me: "Good question, why don't you ask the magic conch?"

Qianyu: "Nonsense, what is a magical conch! Don't say it, what's your name? My name is Qianyu."

Me: "Okay, fried fish."

Qianyu: "It's Qianyu!"

Me: "Okay, fried fish."

Qianyu: "Do you believe that I will bite you?"

I quickly changed my words: "Jian Mou."

Qian Yu: "...that's right. So what's your name?"

I rolled my eyes: "Give me some time to make me think of a domineering and flamboyant..." I pondered for a few seconds, "Yes. Since my weapon is a bow, it's not too much to call me a bow, right?"

Xie Yu: "A Gong?"

Me: "Hey."

Just as I was happily chatting with the little black-skinned fat snake, a gentle and jade-like voice suddenly sounded behind me: "Xianyu? Is this fairy...?"

Qianyu flicked down from my bow happily like a dog, squirmed to the other side, and said joyfully, "Changqin, you are finally here!"

I also turned my head and looked back, and saw a handsome black man standing behind me holding Qin. He was wearing a lot of clothes. The point is, his hairstyle is very unusual, and he even braided a lot to keep up with fashion trends braids.

It's so cool!I love it so much!I want this look too!

On top of Hei Changzhi's head is [Phoenix Incarnation·Prince Changqin].

Before I could open my mouth, I took the initiative to introduce myself: "Hello, I am a veteran Chaoxian. My weapon is a circular bow. You can call me an old bow."

Prince Changqin said softly: "I wonder if Old Gong Immortal can tell Changqin what Chaoxian is?"

...Oh my god, what is on the old bow fairy!

I didn't explain what Chaoxian is to Prince Changqin, because I have no obligation and I don't know how to explain it.

As an unqualified Chaoxian, my hatred for the head of the bow has exceeded the sky-once the bloody plot of reincarnation and double stalking comes to me, it is very difficult to describe-especially he still thinks I am too good-for-nothing Not like his previous master.

I can tolerate players scolding me for cooking, but I cannot tolerate npcs who make me work everywhere scolding me for cooking.

...That's right, that's why I don't remember the settings at all.

ε=(?ο｀*))) Who would have the leisure to memorize this shit plot!If it weren't for Li Lingshuang's truth, I wouldn't even remember her name!

Apart from Qingxiu, Prince Changqin stays in Zhushan and plays the piano for Xiaoyu.

Apart from Qingxiu, Qianyu just stayed in the mountain and listened to the prince Changqin.

Apart from arguing with Qianyu at Mt. Li, I just ate broken gold rice and listened to the prince playing the qin.

Actually I don't want to, really.Although the prince's long piano is like adding buffs, it abruptly pops out various sound effects except for the guqin, but it will really get tired of listening to it too much.

Especially for a vulgar and ignorant country bumpkin like me.As time goes by, as long as I hear Prince Changqin playing his exclusive bgm, I will smell a smell of broken gold rice.

What's the use of adding buffs!I don't fight bosses to level up!

Qianyu is a ground turtle snake. I have never eaten good food in my life. After stealing the broken gold rice in my backpack, I was shocked to heaven. I haven't gotten tired of eating it until now.

But I'm tired of eating tm!

"You make broken gold rice for me every day, I can't repay you..."

"When one day I become a Yinglong who reaches the heavens and reaches the earth, I will let you sit next to my dragon horn, ride against the wind, and see the scenery of the mountains and rivers."

"Hehe," I said with a blank expression, "You told Prince Changqin the same way last time, don't think I don't know about you, Agong."

Qian Yu's dazed snake face revealed a little puzzlement: "Changqin sits on one side, and you sit on the other side. Is there any problem?"

"……you are awesome."

"However, by the time you become Yinglong, I'll probably be scum." I rubbed my chin suspiciously, "You'd better learn how to make broken gold rice to support yourself."

10

I really want to meet Fuxi, even if it is my honor to meet one of the Three Emperors, that is the God of Creation!

The main thing is, I really don't want to fry supper rice in Yushan anymore, I want to go out.

The Nine Heavens Tengxiang Jue can only be teleported to the places it has been to.Now the only two points on the map are Mishan Kitchen (the place where I cook rice and the prince plays the piano) and a small platform in the middle of the Mishan Water Pool; I have never left Mishan since I grew up from egg to water, and I don’t know each other at all. way out.

Originally, I wanted to go out with Prince Changqin—although the relationship between Prince Changqin and gods other than his father Zhu Rong is quite weak, but at least it can lead me to open up a new map.Prince Changqin is busy with cleaning and listening to his father, so he can't come here often.

As far as Jiang is concerned, I still can only stay in Zhushan and talk to Qianyu.

Qian Yu swam over: "A Gong! Broken gold rice! Broken gold rice!"

Tears splashed down the ground.

It's a ball, who will accept this broken gold rice fanatic loves a fat snake!