The monkey sits on the case table in the Hall of Yama, flipping through the book of life and death in his left hand, and holding the verdict in his right hand, the ten kings of Hades underneath are still trembling
Ten Hades: My God!Isn't that how you play? !This monkey has become a Buddha and still comes to torment them. If the Tathagata doesn't care, the Jade Emperor can't control it. It's hard for these people under them!These days, it's not easy to make a living!
The monkey looked at it and frowned, "Who is this Bai Jiu?"
The verdict was thrown down, King Yama stepped forward to pick it up, and upon seeing it, he broke out in a cold sweat
"This, this,"
King Qin Guang saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly stepped forward to read the verdict.
"Yunqing...married with the mighty general Bai Jiu, and there was no happy ending"
His mind was always spinning fast, and he was so busy that "Great Saint, we are only in charge of the verdict, this matter of marriage is all written by Yuelao"
Yama "Yes Yes Yes"
"Well, that's it for today"
The monkey left, King Yama wiped away the sweat that didn't exist
"Fortunately, in this last life, that aunt has become a god. I'm afraid this monkey won't come again in the future."
King Chujiang patted him on the back, "You better stop saying that, you just say that after the monkey made trouble in the underworld, and he has become a Buddha when it comes to it!"
Heavenly Palace and Moon Tower, the monkey grabs Yuelao’s white beard
"Do you want to change it?"
"Hey! Great Holy Lord, this is a destined marriage, how can I change it?"
The monkey stretched out his hand, "Bring your broken pen. If you don't change it, the old grandson will change it himself!"
"I can't change it, I can't change it! Da Shengye, all this is your fault. There is no marriage in this life. If you hadn't intervened! How can there be so much right and wrong?!"
"What do you mean?"
"It's a long story"
"Let's make a long story short"
"This…"
"Um?!"
"Tell me, let me go first"
The monkey let go, Yuelao stroked his beard, angrily, the monkey glared, and immediately became honest
"1 years ago, the goddess committed a serious crime and was punished by heaven"
"What does it have to do with the Goddess?"
"Listen to me!"
"Oh, who is that goddess? Why doesn't Old Sun know that there is such a fairy?"
"Goddess is the god born of the earth, in charge of all mountains and rivers in the three realms and five elements"
"What crime did she commit?"
"Slaughter a country in the world, a total of 900 million people"
"Does she like to kill people?"
"No, she dislikes the filth of the Wangchuan River. She heard that the drop of blood at the center of the human heart is the purest. She intends to wash the Wangchuan River with human blood."
"Then?"
"Then, here comes the topic, don't talk, listen to me, Goddess' behavior is not tolerated by heaven and earth, heaven sent down nine heavenly gods to punish her day after day, wherever she passed, no vegetation grew, and everything was struck by the gods." What was left was scorched black, howling everywhere, animals, plants, monsters, and mortals implicated by her, countless."
"The Jade Emperor doesn't care?"
Yuelao leaned closer to the monkey and whispered, "The Jade Emperor can't control it!"
The monkey nodded, meaning, I understand!
"One day, the goddess saw a white rabbit being struck to death by lightning in front of her, and she woke up."
"Is there a mistake? Awakened because of a white rabbit? Those who died in front of her! Monsters! Can't compare to a white rabbit?"
Yuelao suddenly gave the monkey a weird look, and smiled inexplicably.
"It's weird isn't it?"
The monkey nodded, and Yue Lao continued, "It's not surprising. What the goddess likes to do is to dance on the clouds. She likes clouds because the clouds are very white. It is said that the dead rabbit is also very white, without any stray hairs. eyes are white"
"Isn't that a demon?"
"It's not important. The important thing is that the goddess never went to other places. She went to the Wangchuan River, and the banks of the Wangchuan River are full of manjusawa."
"Are you on point? You're talking nonsense!"
"I've said it all, it's a long story!"
"Okay, okay, hurry up!"
"On the other side of the Wangchuan River, a white Bana flower bloomed. The goddess' three tears awakened the white Bana flower. It is the first god in the Three Realms and Five Elements. This god is reincarnated and must repay the goddess' three tears. kindness"
Seeing that the monkey was about to fall asleep, Yuelao shook him
"Great Saint, don't go to sleep, let's be serious"
"what?"
"Did you listen?"
"Yes, the first god, please repay your favor!"
"That's right, Bai Jiu is that god"
The monkey suddenly became excited, "What did you say?"
Yuelao moved his feet and moved a little farther away, lest the monkey be inattentive and hit him with a golden cudgel. dissipate between"
"What are you doing with Qingqing?"
Yuelao shook his head, "I don't know about this, only the god knows what's going on. In short, the favor of the god must be reported to Miss Yunqing."
"Then what's the matter when you say I'm getting in the way?"
"Hi! Originally, the relationship between Miss Yunqing and the god did not end well in the third life, but because the god just wanted to repay the favor, it passed by lightly and skillfully. It was nothing, but the god treated Yun Qing in the second life. The girl moved her true feelings"
"Second World?"
"In the first life, Miss Yunqing was the princess of the Beifeng Kingdom, and he was the son of the prime minister. In the second life, when Miss Yunqing was trapped in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, what he moved was the battle between you and the arm-armed ape in the previous life. Affection"
"As for the third life, Miss Yunqing was supposed to be abducted by human traffickers and rescued by him. The two fell in love with each other. However, the family members disagreed, so they both committed suicide. But, Great Holy Lord, you intervened." , that god didn’t get the love of Miss Yunqing, so that life doesn’t count.”
Monkey frowned, "Can it still be counted like this?"
Yuelao blew his beard and stared, "Of course! What do you think gods are? There are two of them since the beginning of the world. They are the darlings of heaven. If you don't repay your favor, you can't become a god. If you don't become a god, you have to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation."
"That is to say, if the old grandson beats the mandarin ducks with a stick, Qingqing will have to reincarnate again?"
Yuelao exploded in an instant, this dead monkey, as the saying goes, he would rather demolish a temple than destroy a marriage!
Monkey: That's my woman! ! !Can only marry me? ! !
The monkey doesn't care what Yuelao is muttering in his heart, just play a rascal
"I don't care, grandson, either I'll go down and beat Bai Jiu to death with a stick, or you can change your marriage!"
Yuelao wanted to cry but had no tears, so he couldn't help complaining to the Buddha, he really shouldn't have taken the golden hoop, and he had to teach the gods and Buddhas to recite the mantra!
"Ah, well done! Let me think about what to do!"
The monkey crossed its legs, "Think quickly"
A stick of incense passed by...
Two sticks of incense passed...
an hour passed...
"Have you figured it out yet?"
"Master, you are walking around there, I can't think quietly!"
"I told you to leave me alone!"
Yuelao murmurs
"Such a big monkey is dangling in front of you, can you ignore it?"
Monkey approached him, "What are you talking about? Why don't you think of a way soon?"
"Ah, there is!"
"What what what?"
"If you want to let go of that god, you have to go out personally!"
"what do you mean?"
"Confront him openly!"
"Can he beat me?"
Yuelao looked at the monkey contemptuously, "You know how to fight in a day, can fighting solve the problem?"
"Can't you?"
The monkey twirled the golden cudgel, threatening nakedly!
Yuelao swallows saliva
"Then, Miss Yunqing doesn't remember the past, so she doesn't remember you, Great Holy Lord. You will be an ordinary person when you go down to earth, reincarnated with that god, and compete fairly with Miss Yunqing. Even if he fails, there won't be any what complaints"
The monkey frowned, "Fair competition?"
"Great Holy Master! You don't have even a little confidence in yourself, do you?"
"What are you talking about?"
Well, he is indeed a little apprehensive, after all, no matter how majestic he is, he is still just a monkey...
Ten Hades: My God!Isn't that how you play? !This monkey has become a Buddha and still comes to torment them. If the Tathagata doesn't care, the Jade Emperor can't control it. It's hard for these people under them!These days, it's not easy to make a living!
The monkey looked at it and frowned, "Who is this Bai Jiu?"
The verdict was thrown down, King Yama stepped forward to pick it up, and upon seeing it, he broke out in a cold sweat
"This, this,"
King Qin Guang saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly stepped forward to read the verdict.
"Yunqing...married with the mighty general Bai Jiu, and there was no happy ending"
His mind was always spinning fast, and he was so busy that "Great Saint, we are only in charge of the verdict, this matter of marriage is all written by Yuelao"
Yama "Yes Yes Yes"
"Well, that's it for today"
The monkey left, King Yama wiped away the sweat that didn't exist
"Fortunately, in this last life, that aunt has become a god. I'm afraid this monkey won't come again in the future."
King Chujiang patted him on the back, "You better stop saying that, you just say that after the monkey made trouble in the underworld, and he has become a Buddha when it comes to it!"
Heavenly Palace and Moon Tower, the monkey grabs Yuelao’s white beard
"Do you want to change it?"
"Hey! Great Holy Lord, this is a destined marriage, how can I change it?"
The monkey stretched out his hand, "Bring your broken pen. If you don't change it, the old grandson will change it himself!"
"I can't change it, I can't change it! Da Shengye, all this is your fault. There is no marriage in this life. If you hadn't intervened! How can there be so much right and wrong?!"
"What do you mean?"
"It's a long story"
"Let's make a long story short"
"This…"
"Um?!"
"Tell me, let me go first"
The monkey let go, Yuelao stroked his beard, angrily, the monkey glared, and immediately became honest
"1 years ago, the goddess committed a serious crime and was punished by heaven"
"What does it have to do with the Goddess?"
"Listen to me!"
"Oh, who is that goddess? Why doesn't Old Sun know that there is such a fairy?"
"Goddess is the god born of the earth, in charge of all mountains and rivers in the three realms and five elements"
"What crime did she commit?"
"Slaughter a country in the world, a total of 900 million people"
"Does she like to kill people?"
"No, she dislikes the filth of the Wangchuan River. She heard that the drop of blood at the center of the human heart is the purest. She intends to wash the Wangchuan River with human blood."
"Then?"
"Then, here comes the topic, don't talk, listen to me, Goddess' behavior is not tolerated by heaven and earth, heaven sent down nine heavenly gods to punish her day after day, wherever she passed, no vegetation grew, and everything was struck by the gods." What was left was scorched black, howling everywhere, animals, plants, monsters, and mortals implicated by her, countless."
"The Jade Emperor doesn't care?"
Yuelao leaned closer to the monkey and whispered, "The Jade Emperor can't control it!"
The monkey nodded, meaning, I understand!
"One day, the goddess saw a white rabbit being struck to death by lightning in front of her, and she woke up."
"Is there a mistake? Awakened because of a white rabbit? Those who died in front of her! Monsters! Can't compare to a white rabbit?"
Yuelao suddenly gave the monkey a weird look, and smiled inexplicably.
"It's weird isn't it?"
The monkey nodded, and Yue Lao continued, "It's not surprising. What the goddess likes to do is to dance on the clouds. She likes clouds because the clouds are very white. It is said that the dead rabbit is also very white, without any stray hairs. eyes are white"
"Isn't that a demon?"
"It's not important. The important thing is that the goddess never went to other places. She went to the Wangchuan River, and the banks of the Wangchuan River are full of manjusawa."
"Are you on point? You're talking nonsense!"
"I've said it all, it's a long story!"
"Okay, okay, hurry up!"
"On the other side of the Wangchuan River, a white Bana flower bloomed. The goddess' three tears awakened the white Bana flower. It is the first god in the Three Realms and Five Elements. This god is reincarnated and must repay the goddess' three tears. kindness"
Seeing that the monkey was about to fall asleep, Yuelao shook him
"Great Saint, don't go to sleep, let's be serious"
"what?"
"Did you listen?"
"Yes, the first god, please repay your favor!"
"That's right, Bai Jiu is that god"
The monkey suddenly became excited, "What did you say?"
Yuelao moved his feet and moved a little farther away, lest the monkey be inattentive and hit him with a golden cudgel. dissipate between"
"What are you doing with Qingqing?"
Yuelao shook his head, "I don't know about this, only the god knows what's going on. In short, the favor of the god must be reported to Miss Yunqing."
"Then what's the matter when you say I'm getting in the way?"
"Hi! Originally, the relationship between Miss Yunqing and the god did not end well in the third life, but because the god just wanted to repay the favor, it passed by lightly and skillfully. It was nothing, but the god treated Yun Qing in the second life. The girl moved her true feelings"
"Second World?"
"In the first life, Miss Yunqing was the princess of the Beifeng Kingdom, and he was the son of the prime minister. In the second life, when Miss Yunqing was trapped in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, what he moved was the battle between you and the arm-armed ape in the previous life. Affection"
"As for the third life, Miss Yunqing was supposed to be abducted by human traffickers and rescued by him. The two fell in love with each other. However, the family members disagreed, so they both committed suicide. But, Great Holy Lord, you intervened." , that god didn’t get the love of Miss Yunqing, so that life doesn’t count.”
Monkey frowned, "Can it still be counted like this?"
Yuelao blew his beard and stared, "Of course! What do you think gods are? There are two of them since the beginning of the world. They are the darlings of heaven. If you don't repay your favor, you can't become a god. If you don't become a god, you have to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation."
"That is to say, if the old grandson beats the mandarin ducks with a stick, Qingqing will have to reincarnate again?"
Yuelao exploded in an instant, this dead monkey, as the saying goes, he would rather demolish a temple than destroy a marriage!
Monkey: That's my woman! ! !Can only marry me? ! !
The monkey doesn't care what Yuelao is muttering in his heart, just play a rascal
"I don't care, grandson, either I'll go down and beat Bai Jiu to death with a stick, or you can change your marriage!"
Yuelao wanted to cry but had no tears, so he couldn't help complaining to the Buddha, he really shouldn't have taken the golden hoop, and he had to teach the gods and Buddhas to recite the mantra!
"Ah, well done! Let me think about what to do!"
The monkey crossed its legs, "Think quickly"
A stick of incense passed by...
Two sticks of incense passed...
an hour passed...
"Have you figured it out yet?"
"Master, you are walking around there, I can't think quietly!"
"I told you to leave me alone!"
Yuelao murmurs
"Such a big monkey is dangling in front of you, can you ignore it?"
Monkey approached him, "What are you talking about? Why don't you think of a way soon?"
"Ah, there is!"
"What what what?"
"If you want to let go of that god, you have to go out personally!"
"what do you mean?"
"Confront him openly!"
"Can he beat me?"
Yuelao looked at the monkey contemptuously, "You know how to fight in a day, can fighting solve the problem?"
"Can't you?"
The monkey twirled the golden cudgel, threatening nakedly!
Yuelao swallows saliva
"Then, Miss Yunqing doesn't remember the past, so she doesn't remember you, Great Holy Lord. You will be an ordinary person when you go down to earth, reincarnated with that god, and compete fairly with Miss Yunqing. Even if he fails, there won't be any what complaints"
The monkey frowned, "Fair competition?"
"Great Holy Master! You don't have even a little confidence in yourself, do you?"
"What are you talking about?"
Well, he is indeed a little apprehensive, after all, no matter how majestic he is, he is still just a monkey...
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