Journey to the West will accompany you to become a Buddha

"My lord! My lord! It's not good!"

A little monkey jumped in hastily from the outside, scratching its ears and cheeks,

"What is it?"

"Catch, catch, demon,"

The little monkey faltered and jumped up and down in anxiety, and couldn't hold back a complete sentence for a long time.

Sun Wukong threw the banana peel and picked up the little monkey

"Speak slowly, don't worry"

"That's right, that's right, the woman was captured by a monster!"

What?Who is so bold to come to Huaguo Mountain to arrest people?

"Bah! My grandson's people dare to catch them, it's so boring!"

Whoosh!With one arrow, the monkey disappeared into the sky.

Yun Qing was sulking, washing clothes by the river,

"Damn monkey! I've worked so hard to make clothes for you, and I don't even look at them! Hmph! From now on, you'll live with that pile of tattered clothes!"

Suddenly I saw a bull's head in the reflection of the river, turned around, I'll go!A bull spirit looked at her with perverted eyes, she stepped back impatiently, oh well, fell into the water

"Help, help"

Ouch, she can't swim!

After plopping twice and choking on water twice, Niu Jing stepped on the water to lift the person out of the water, her eyes scanned everywhere, she was wearing her own clothes, short sleeves, and her whole body was soaked in water, her Miaoman figure was unmistakable.

After spitting two mouthfuls of water, she struggled to run, but the bull spirit threw her directly onto her shoulders.

"Hey, little girl, come back with me!"

"Don't! You monster, you bastard, you play hooligan!"

Buffalo blinks his eyes

"I like a little girl with personality like you the most!"

"You let me go, if Sun Wukong finds out, I will crush you!"

"Who cares! I, the Great Sage Ping Tian, ​​have never been afraid! Hey, what did you say?"

"She said, Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King wants to crush you!"

With a familiar voice, Yun Qing couldn't care less about her petty temper just now.

"Goku!"

Sun Wukong posed in a very chic posture, looking at Niu Jing in front of him.

"Have you heard, let her go!"

Ouch, when Niu Jing sees Monkey King, there are two lines of tears in his huge bull eyes

"Small…"

"What's so small! Old Sun's people dare to move! I will fight!"

The suddenly enlarged monkey fist hit Niu Jing directly, and Yun Qing was thrown from mid-air, but Monkey King caught her and put her aside.

"Hey! You monster, you dare to come to the Huaguo Mountain of the Great Sage, today I will let you experience the fists of the Great Sage! Hehe!"

Uppercuts, underspins, stomachs, chests, faces!

Unilateral abuse, Niu Jing did not say a complete sentence,

Monkey King stepped on his stomach, from top to bottom,

"From now on, you will be as far away from Lao Sun as far as Huaguo Mountain, otherwise we will see you once and hit you once! Do you understand?!"

"Little, little brother!"

The cow spirit vomited blood and finally yelled out,

"Little brother, don't mess around with your relatives!"

Yun Qing added fuel and jealousy to the side and scolded Niu Jing. Hearing this little brother, suddenly there seemed to be a chord in her mind. Just now, the Niu Jing said that he was the Great Sage of Ping Tian. She seemed to remember that Monkey King had a sworn brother, the Bull Demon King. Claiming to be the Great Sage of Pingtian, right?

Weakly asked, "The Bull Demon King?"

Niu Jing wept with joy, finally, finally, someone helped him say these three words.

"Are you the Bull Demon King?"

nod.

"Ah, brother! Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Monkey King hurriedly helped him up, kept giving him comfort, and muttered

"Brother, why didn't you say it sooner when you came to Huaguo Mountain? Why didn't you say it at the beginning? The younger brother won't beat you up like another monster? I haven't seen you for so many years, why are you still so arrogant? Next time I go to someone else's site Remember to report your name first!…”

The Bull Demon King is so angry, the dead monkey beats people as soon as it comes up, and doesn't give it a chance to speak, so what is the name?

However, he was so badly injured that he could only stare at the dead monkey angrily.

In the Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King gave the Bull Demon King a breath of immortality, and the bull finally recovered

"I said monkey, when did you come back?"

"Not long ago, a month or two ago, hey, I heard that you married your sister-in-law?"

"Don't mention it, isn't it the fierce Iron Fan Princess from before!"

"Hey, I used to think that you were dishonest. You didn't learn the fairy art, so much so that you abducted other girls!"

"What's the use of immortality? It's not like you. After learning the technique of immortality, you can enjoy yourself as you want in the future!"

"You think the art of immortality is easy to learn, but my grandson almost died in the infinite realm"

"Where is Wuji Realm?" Yun Qing who was drying clothes suddenly came up and startled the two monsters

Sun Wukong pushed her: "Hey! Why are you eavesdropping on us?"

Yun Qing: "What eavesdropping! I, listen in a fair manner! Little monkey, don't you think so?"

After all, monkeys are also distant relatives of human beings. After spending a few days together, she probably knows some expressions and movements, and what they mean.

The Bull Demon King dragged Sun Wukong to the side: "Little brother, where did you find a little human girl? Let me tell you the trick. Big brother hasn't caught a human girl for so long, and I feel itchy!"

"Wow!" Monkey suddenly raised his voice, "You are married to a sister-in-law, and you still think about women outside?!"

The Bull Demon King scratched his ears, "Second brother, that's not the way you say it, men are fraternal! Three wives and four concubines are normal!"

"Damn!" Yun Qing pulled Sun Wukong aside, "What nonsense! Oh, you men have three wives and four concubines is fraternity? A woman can only love one man for a lifetime, and set up a chastity memorial archway?"

The Bull Demon King waved his hand, "A man is the foundation of a family. The head of a family is to carry on the family line. What's wrong with having three wives and four concubines?"

"That means you have never seen the world? Do you understand what a gene is?"

"The world is ruled by men, and the family is supported by men. What can you women do besides have children?"

"What you men can do, we women can do, and what you men can't do, we women can do too!"

"You are making unreasonable words, and you have no body, what can you do?"

"You are discriminatory..."

"I'm telling the truth…"

"Hey, it's okay, don't argue!" Monkey King stood in the middle, "I said, you two don't make a couple, why are you arguing?"

Yun Qing: "What! Don't listen to Wukong's nonsense, and don't be half-hearted in the future!"

Monkey King: "What does it have to do with me?"

Bull Demon King: "Why doesn't it matter? The second brother will also marry a wife and have children in the future. Don't marry a savage and domineering woman, just like my yellow-faced woman."

Yun Qing: "Who can not be old? Do you know how painful it is for a woman to give birth to you?"

Bull Demon King: "Aren't you women just used to give birth? It's only right and proper!"

Yun Qing: "I'll go! What's right and proper? If you have the ability to pass on your own family! Without your men, wouldn't it be impossible to live?"

Bull Demon King: "Aren't I telling the truth? Everyone in the world thinks so!"

Yun Qing: "Heh..."

"Enough!" Sun Wukong stretched out his hands and pushed the two of them away, one to the left and the other to the right, and each took a look. "I'm so noisy!"

Yun Qing pursed her lips, "I'm going outside to sew clothes."

"Well, I have a hole in the sleeve of my dress, remember to sew it for me."

"Humph!"

世界

at last

be quiet

Now ...

The bull devil licked his mouth, "Second brother, ask the little monkey to bring me some water, I'm thirsty to death"

Monkey King swings on the swing again "If you want to drink, take it yourself"

"What's wrong?"

"I said, brother, is it interesting for you to argue with a little girl? They have lived for hundreds of years."

"Why is it boring? I'm here to help you!"

"help me?"

"Um"

"What does this have to do with me?"

"She will be your wife in the future! It's not good to always control you!"

Caught off guard, a banana was directly stuffed into the mouth of the Bull Demon King.

"Brother, what nonsense are you talking about?"

The Bull Demon King ate the banana in one bite, his cheeks bulged, and he couldn't speak clearly, "Why am I talking nonsense? You've brought people back to the Monkey Cave."

"She just has nowhere to go, and there are so many monsters on the mountain, so my grandson kindly took her in."

"Second brother, don't lie to elder brother, how did she get up the mountain?"

"It fell from the sky, hey, okay, let's not talk about this, I heard that you and your sister-in-law had a baby?"

"A troublemaker with a bad temper, just like his mother, I said one, he said two, I told him to go east, he went west"

"It's not bad, it's very personable. You've been chasing Princess Iron Fan for so many years, don't you just want to be where you are today?"

"I used to be young and had never seen the world. I thought the unruly princess in Sanxing Cave was the best. Who knew that this world is so big. There are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky."

"So what?"

"You don't understand, you have never entered the tomb, how do you know the tomb is dark?"

"It's okay, when you move here another day, we will be neighbors, and you will teach me to dig graves."

"When did I say I was moving?"

"Aren't you going to build two temples here and bring the red boy and sister-in-law to live together?"

"Of course not. Master often teaches us to be smart and brave. I think it's hard for her to do housework alone, so I want to find her a helper."

"Wow! You want to marry a concubine!"

The Bull Demon King slapped Sun Wukong away and pointed at his hand

"You'll know when you get married in the future. I'm doing this for your sister-in-law's good!"

"quibble!"

"Let's not talk about her, you have been practicing spells for so long, can't you just learn immortality? Are there other things for big brother to learn from?"

"It's just a small skill, it's just 72 changes"

"72 has changed so much?"

"No, no," as he said, two bull demon kings appeared, and the real bull demon king looked at the fake one.

"Second brother, you are naughty~"

Yo, the fake Bull Demon King and the fake Monkey King look at each other and smile

"Hahaha"

"Hahaha"

"My lord, my lord! It's not good!"

"what happened again?"

The little monkey looked at the fake bull demon king and scratched his cheeks. He didn't know why, but he was talking to the king, so what's the bull spirit doing for the fun?

Fake Monkey King (true Bull Demon King): "Say what you have!"

"A vicious woman came outside, with a big fan in her hand, and fanned many little monkeys far, far away!"

The two demons look at each other

"Sister-in-law is here!"

"The yellow-faced woman is here!"

Sun Wukong was about to go out with the face of the Bull Demon King, but the Bull Demon King hurriedly stopped him,

"Second brother! You can't go! That yellow-faced woman will beat you to death!"

"Brother! What are you afraid of? My sister-in-law is reasonable. You should talk to her carefully."

"Oh, I've been married to her for so many years, how can I not know her temper?"

"Then what should I do? Can't let her hurt my monkey monkey grandson?"

The Bull Demon King's eyeballs are rolling

"Second brother! I'm sorry!"

When Sun Wukong didn't pay attention, the Bull Demon King directly sealed Sun Wukong as the second supervisor. Now, with the face of the Bull Demon King, he couldn't speak, and couldn't use his mana, so he could only stare blankly.

"Second brother, just bear with it, the yellow-faced woman can hit you twice at most to vent her anger and you'll be fine!"