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The two people who looked almost the same looked at each other, their frivolous masks were removed at the same time, and their eyes were full of disgust for the other person.

The existence named "Osamu Dazai" hates himself as "Osamu Dazai" the most.

Dazai had also wondered what kind of identity he was in this world, but at the moment he saw 【Dazai Osamu】, he understood very clearly——

He is "Dazai Osamu".

The emotion inherited from "Osamu Dazai" crazily poured out his loathing for the person in front of him, his disgust for "Osamu Dazai".

Such strong emotions instantly overwhelmed the gratitude for surviving in the body of "Osamu Dazai", and even made Dazai have the malice to push the blame for his disappearance on "Osamu Dazai".

And this kind of malice makes Dazai, who is soberly aware that this has nothing to do with "Dazai Osamu", loathe himself, and further strengthens his aversion to "Dazai Osamu".

【Osamu Dazai】As "Osamu Dazai", the same is true.

Looking at the face in front of him that was younger than him, [Dazai Osamu] could not find the shadow of his past from him.

They are different, he is different from him.

Insects turned into jealousy crawled out of his heart densely, spread all over his body, and gnawed at his soul.

Like a flower blooming in the nether world, seeing another flower growing from the same branch under the sun, why are you so lucky!

"Ha, the dregs rotted in the mud are covered with a piece of human skin, do you think the disgusting smell on your body has disappeared?" The mocking words blurted out as if they had been rehearsed countless times.

【Osamu Dazai】There is no time when I understand better than now——

Why can jealousy give birth to such a vicious monster as Prajna?

"It's really ugly," Dazai said, not to be outdone, "You look so jealous! You really should have a mirror to let you see your ugly look!"

"At least I still have a human skin, and what you have is just a clown mask, heh!"

"Look at how you bark, does your poor fool master know that his dog can bark like this?" [Osamu Dazai] said maliciously.

[Dazai] The "fool" in his mouth made Dazai furious: "It's better than a stray dog ​​that doesn't even have an owner. Also, a dog with rabies is not even worth making dog meat. Who would raise it?"

【Osamu Dazai】Without thinking: "No matter how bad a stray dog ​​is, it's better than wagging its tail at its owner and begging for food."

Chuya: 【Aji, are you okay? 】

Feeling the turbulent fluctuations in his mind from the other end, Chuya asked worriedly.

Hearing Chuya's voice, Dazai was filled with malice and anger, and his brain cleared up a bit.

Dazai: [It’s okay, I just got mad at Dazai]

Dazai calmed down, and looked at Dazai who was still standing expressionlessly.

Dazai: [Chuya, why do you like "Osamu Dazai"]

Chuya: 【Why...】

Chuya: [Probably because——]

Zhong also paused, a little hesitant to send the reason, but in the end she decided to tell the truth.

Chuya: [Because I saw him, I thought of you, Aji]

Dazai was taken aback for a moment, not expecting this to be the reason.

Zhong Ye: [When we first met]

Chuya: 【You look a bit like him】

Although Chuya was in poor health in the past, she was loved by the people around her. She never felt that she was inferior to others, and lived a confident and optimistic life.

Dazai didn't understand why she lived so confidently and optimistically at the beginning.

Doesn't she envy those children who can run and jump, eat whatever they want, play whatever they want, cry as much as they want, laugh as much as they want?

Or, she hadn't seen it before, so she wasn't jealous?

In order to test this conjecture, Dazai deliberately took Chuya to do things that she couldn't do, such as eating stimulating food such as ice cream and spicy hot pot, and playing football and games with children he had never looked up to before.

Of course, he didn't let Chuuya try it, he just let her watch from the sidelines.

Be jealous!Be jealous!Dazai shouted silently in his heart.

However, Chuya's reaction completely exceeded his expectations, and was even completely opposite.

Not only was she not jealous, but she was also very happy.

Sometimes he didn't take her there, but she would still ask him.

"You can only watch from the sidelines, you can't eat, you can't play, why do you want to go?"

"I'm so happy just looking at it!" Xiao Zhong didn't know the reason why he asked this question, he only thought he was concerned about her, and patiently explained:

"Although I didn't really eat it, but brother, you ate it and told me what it tasted like after eating it, so I knew it, so why don't you just eat it!

There is also playing, I am also very happy to see my brother and everyone having so much fun! "

The taste of food was only mentioned by Dazai in order to let Chuuya better imagine the taste and arouse her jealousy, but he didn't expect Chuuya's brain circuit to be completely different from his.

and play...

"Did I have a good time?" Dazai asked.

"I'm very happy, my smile is much prettier than usual! I like my brother's smile like that!"

Although he was still young, he couldn't tell the difference between a sincere smile and an insincere smile, but Zhong also intuitively felt that the little brother's smile looked much better.

It was rare for Dazai to recall how he hated people and hated dogs at that time, but he was just a little more independent... maybe he was also a little arrogant and self-righteous?

But Dazai never admits that he used to be like "Dazai Osamu"!

【Osamu Dazai】After taunting Dazai with hurting the enemy a thousand times and hurting himself eight hundred times, I waited for his reply, but I didn't expect that this person didn't move, and even started a daze.

Don't take him seriously!

【Osamu Dazai】: "Why, can't speak?"

Dazai is still thinking about what he looks like to "Osamu Dazai" in Nakaya's eyes, and he has no time to fight with "Osamu Dazai".

"Don't make noise, I'm thinking about something!"

【Osamu Dazai】The expression is subtle, and he always feels that something has happened to the person in front of him that he doesn't know. The desire to ridicule falls instantly——

I felt that I would be too stupid if I continued to mock seriously.

Dazai: [How do I look like him! 】

Dazai is not convinced, he has emotions!He is going to make a fuss!

Chuya's reply made Dazai wait for a long time.

Chu also didn't know why she felt that her gentle boyfriend was like Osamu Dazai, that was how she felt at the beginning, but now that her boyfriend is making trouble, if she doesn't give a reasonable reason, she might be tossed again.

After thinking about putting the two together for a long time, Nakaya finally found a reason.

Chuya: [Probably...they are all the same dog]

When he was young, Chu also thought too well of people, but as he grew up, his understanding of the world became more and more comprehensive, and Chu also gradually had some concepts about the various evil tastes hidden in Dazai's heart.

After the time travel, Dazai's evil taste became more and more obvious, and recalling the past, coupled with the special addition of "Nakahara Chuya" to "Dazai Osamu", Chuya really realized the true face of her boyfriend.

It's just because of love and trust for Dazai, as long as Dazai doesn't do too much, Chuuya won't care too much.

Of course, when it's time to blow hair, it will still blow hair.

Obviously, I didn't like fried hair so much before, maybe it was influenced by the character of "Nakahara Chuya", Chuya thought.

Am I a dog?Dazai didn't want to admit this answer, but after thinking about what he had done, well, he is really a dog.

It cannot be denied.

Chuya: 【It's still as handsome!Just as smart!Azhi is the smartest person I have ever met, and my report card from childhood to adulthood is the best proof! 】

Because of poor health, Chuya had to go home to rest for a period of time from time to time, and Dazai made up for her missed lessons.

As Dazai's only student, her excellent report card is enough to prove the excellence of Dazai as her teacher.

Kua Dazai is Chuya's specialty, all kinds of good words are taken out by her as if she doesn't want money, pile after pile, Dazai's mind has been completely occupied by all kinds of rainbow farts, and he naturally forgets all kinds of words. This is a way to deepen the impression of other dogs in the gang.

Zhongye's repair after a dead sheep was a great success!

"I hope it can be useful. It's too uncomfortable to turn day and night upside down."

Zhong, who didn't know about it, was still praying for himself.

【Osamu Dazai】Now the idea of ​​arguing with Dazai is completely gone. If you quarrel with a fool who is in a daze and giggling, even if you win the quarrel, you will be self-degrading.

What's the point of arguing with a fool?

Repeating this sentence several times in my heart, [Dazai Osamu]'s heart became more and more peaceful.

Dazai, who forgave Chuya in his heart, finally had the time to continue talking to 【Osamu Dazai】, just raised his eyes, what the hell is your eyes full of superiority!

"I've already seen me. Is there anything else? You can go away if it's okay."

Dazai said angrily.

"Ah, it's okay." What can I do with a fool.

Dazai: "Then get out!"

However, 【Osamu Dazai】stopped in place and did not move.

If you tell me to get out, I'll get out. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?

"What's the matter, is there still something to be done?" Dazai said angrily.

【Osamu Dazai】said confidently: "I lost my wallet, give me some money."

Dazai's face turned black: "If you lose it, then walk back by yourself!"

[Dazai] Tsk-tsk twice, "What would the kind-hearted Ms. Nakaya think when she heard this?"

If you don't give it to me, I will harass your little girlfriend.

It's as if you wouldn't go if I gave it to you, Dazai laughed angrily.

"Then you can stay here tonight. It happens that I'm going to the Supernatural Secret Service tomorrow. I believe that Mr. Sakaguchi will be willing to pay for his friend."

I have weaknesses, but you don't?

Come on, hurt each other!

I'm afraid you won't make it!

……

The two people who were hurt by both sides looked at each other, and tacitly stopped talking to each other.

Dazai called someone to come in and led 【Dazai Zhi】out, and 【Dazai Zhi】 followed out silently, but before Dazai could relax, he heard 【Dazai Zhi】 say:

"I'm going first, little brother."

"Click", the door closed.

Dazai: [beep-beep-beep-]

He will never admit that this dog looks like him, even now!

The author has something to say:

The part where the two masters scolded each other stuck me for a long time, it was too difficult!

Why can't it be simpler!For example——

Dazai: You bastard!

Boyfriend Zai: You are the dog!

Dazai: No dog!

Boyfriend Zai: You are the cutest!

This is so simple and clear, so much easier to write!

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Finally, I wish you all a happy new year!In the new year, wealth will flow, every day will be happy, and everything will go well!

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