boy on the lemon tree

I don't have a cold, but my mother has a cold.

"Dad, I don't know why I think you are very reliable today." When I got home and saw my father, who was always stupid and cute, became more stable, Takeshita couldn't help sighing.

"Mei is sick." The father exuding the attribute of sex took a spoonful of the porridge and tasted it, "Well, it tastes good."

Takeshita also hurriedly put down his schoolbag and came over to help: "Has mom's fever subsided?"

"Yeah. I'm sleeping in it now." My father turned his head to look at Takeshita, raised his eyebrows, "Is your school uniform jacket...is it a bit too big?"

"That's not mine." Takeshita opened the refrigerator, trying to find some ingredients, "It was splashed with water today, and Ryota lent me this coat."

As soon as the words fell, Takeshita suddenly felt a strange aura emanating from behind him.

"Ale?" Takeshita turned his head suspiciously, and his father's darkened face suddenly magnified countless times before his eyes.Takeshita was so frightened that his hands shook and he swallowed: "Old... Dad?" What are you doing...

"You, you, you! Are you falling in love with Ryota next door!" Father waved the kitchen knife in his hand with great anxiety, and said through gritted teeth. ……asshole!My precious daughter was snatched away by the Kise family!

Takeshita was embarrassed by her father's jumping thinking, she twitched the corners of her mouth, and stretched out her hand to pat the black-skinned father: "I said, Dad, how did you come to this conclusion... Don't worry, Ryota and I are just Good friend." It should be said that he is my crush.But if I say that, I don't know if Dad will take a kitchen knife and kill him next door.

"Ahem." Realizing his gaffe, Takeshita's father withdrew the kitchen knife and continued to look at the porridge in the pot, "But if Xiao Ningzi falls in love with Liang too early, I won't allow it."

"Hey... If I remember correctly, not only did you and your mother have a puppy love, but you married a child, right?" Do you feel that the illusion of your father's prudence can't last longer...

"What, what!" Takeshita's father was not calm again. He grabbed Takeshita's shoulder and dangled her, "Little Ningzi, do you want to fall in love with Liangtai early...you still want to have a relationship with Liangtai?" Marriage with a son... Wuwuwu, do you want to leave Dad and me so early, Dad and I are heartbroken, Wuwuwu."

... Takeshita felt that the black threads on his face were hanging one after another. "Speaking of which, it's not that you hate me at all, it's just that you lost the badminton game with Uncle Huang Lai yesterday, so there's nowhere to vent your resentment..."

"Cough cough." Takeshita's father, who was poked at the weak point, immediately returned to normal. He stretched out his hand to lift his bangs up, and the surroundings were flashing with thunder and thunder, "How can I be this kind of person... Dad, I am doing it for you Think about it, don't look for Liang Tai from the next door, just by looking at his charming face, you can tell that he is definitely not a good boy!"

It seems that I still lost miserably... and the word coquettish is not used in this way... Dad, you have too many flaws, Takeshita sighed tiredly, and said: "I said dad , didn’t you yourself have a face that fascinated thousands of nymphomaniacs before?” That’s why Yan Kong’s mother will chase after you when she sees you.

"Your dad is very handsome." The narcissistic Takeshita's dad's eyes began to sparkle, "But I'm a good man."

"Uncle Kise already told me all your affairs from kindergarten to university." Takeshita took a sip of his drink and retorted calmly, "By the way, Dad, you learned to pedal two boats when you were in kindergarten. Amazing."

"Huang! Seto!" Takeshita's father waved the kitchen knife angrily.What kind of bad information did you instill in my daughter!

"Pa—" Before Takeshita could react, the pillow suddenly hit his father's head.

...Takeshita turned his head stiffly, and twitched the corners of his mouth when he saw the aggressive mother at the kitchen door.Although I know that my mother will become wild when she gets sick, but... are you sure you really have a cold now...

"You daughter-in-law!" Takeshita's mother put her hands on her hips and said, pursing her lips unhappily, "You don't even love me anymore!"

"How could it be? Hahahaha." Takeshita's father held Takeshita's mother in his arms, rubbed her long hair, and said with a smile, "I love Mei the most."

"But you thought it was bad to fall in love just now! Hmph! You must think that I'm holding you back!" Takeshita's mother simply sat on the ground and began to act coquettishly.

Takeshita's father quickly picked up Takeshita's mother, kissed her on the forehead, and said softly, "I mean, other than us, other puppy loves are bad. Well, Mei, go back to sleep."

"Then tell me a story...I want to hear the story about Father Wolf eating a baby bear."...Where did this come from?!

"Alright, alright, I will do whatever my wife says." Hey!Wife control is strict!Dad, you are an out-and-out strict wife!

"Hey! I want to eat candy! I want to eat strawberry flavor!" Are you sure you are going crazy all your life!What happened to the reverse growth all of a sudden!Eh, no, my mother has been growing backwards.

"Little Mei, good boy, you can't eat candy when you're sick."

"Woooooo husband, you are a big villain, you don't even give me candy, woohoo."

"Then how about I soak honey water for Mei? The honey water is so sweet."

……

That evening, Kiseta received a call from Takeshita who was extremely resentful.

"Ryota, didn't you say that idiots don't catch colds..."

The author has something to say: I suddenly want to masturbate the story of Takeshita’s parents wwww (Hey! Stop it!) Cough cough, well, I just suddenly feel that parents are very cute