My name is Dazai

"You bastard!" Miss Tan pushed open the door, seeing that Tangun seemed to be asleep, she couldn't help lowering her voice, "You bastard!"

Looking at her sleeping brother, she couldn't help feeling distressed.

It must have been miserable by Osamu Dazai.

Dazai lay on the bedside, hooked his fingers at Miss Tan: "Okay, give me the medicine."

"I don't need you!" Miss Tan said angrily.

"Men and women are different~" Dazai took the medicine triumphantly.

Miss Tan stared at Dazai.

Dazai took out the ointment, looked at the words and instructions on it by the moonlight, and took a little on his hand.

Miss Tan just wanted to ask her to help her turn over and apply medicine to her brother, when she saw Dazai put his hand on his lower body and applied it to himself...

Miss Tan: "..."

Even though Dazai was covered with a quilt, she could still see the general behavior.

This is not painting Tangun!It's for him to paint it himself!

Miss Tan's heart was blank.

Feel like being played by someone.

She didn't know whether she should be thankful that her brother was not the one below or be annoyed at Dazai's misleading of her.

"You lied to me!" She frowned as if she had lost face.

She and Tangun have the same hair color and eye color, and they have a relatively high similarity in appearance.

She looked the same as Tangun when she blew up, a bit like a blew up white cat.

But still Tangun is cute.Dazai confirmed.

"What's wrong with taking care of my sister-in-law?" Dazai shook the ointment in his hand.

"Huh?" Miss Tan was about to go crazy, "Who will admit it!"

"Then what can you do with me?" Dazai looked at Miss Tan proudly.

Although it is said that Ms. Tan has never visited Tangun before, it does not mean that she does not care, but it is difficult to face it.

In fact, Miss Tan is a brother control, and a brother control with a deep brother love complex.

Brothers and sisters who have a good relationship with other people will feel jealous when they have boyfriends and girlfriends, not to mention that Miss Tan was basically brought up by Tangun.

Feelings are two-way, and it is impossible to say that Tangun does not have deep feelings for Miss Tan.

so far so good.

Dazai looked at Miss Tan and thought in his heart, Miss Tan made a bad move before.

She's completely non-threatening.

Miss Tan: "..."

That's right, what can she do with Dazai?

Not to mention being a "sister-in-law", even if she was a "brother-in-law", she couldn't help it.

"Okay, I'm going to bed, please go out." Dazai finished playing with his brother and began to play with his sister, and now he is satisfied.

Miss Tan inexplicably had the feeling that she was being played by a scumbag.

As soon as this thought came to her, she shuddered, then gave Dazai a look of horror, and ran out.

After the door of the wooden house was closed, Tangun's voice suddenly remembered: "I'm happy" "Ah, Tangun really didn't fall asleep." Dazai was not surprised.

Miss Tan was afraid that Tangun would wake up as soon as he entered the door.

Although Tangun no longer uses sleeping pills, the quality of his sleep is still worrying.

Dazai kissed Tangun on the cheek and said contentedly, "Tangun, go to sleep."

Didn't stop him because now in Tangun's eyes, he is more important than Miss Tan?

The tide outside the house made a splashing sound, and it was always easier for people to fall asleep under this background sound.

"...Have you been standing outside until now?" Miss Tan originally wanted to ask the other party why Dazai dragged Tangun away so easily, but looking at the pile of cigarette butts in the ashtray, she changed the subject.

Should she say... as expected of her elder brother?

"Otherwise?" Seeing Miss Tan, the other party stubbed out the cigarette in the ashtray, but his tone was really not good.

He called his boss, but his boss hung up the phone when he heard the name.

Osamu Dazai... This person is quite famous in the Supernatural Secret Service Division. He just left recently. He seems to be working for the Supernatural Special Affairs Section for a period of time because he is laundering the files.

Even he has heard of this guy's devilish style.

He didn't want to offend someone his boss didn't want to provoke.

But he had to stay out and perform his duties.

The boss can hang up the phone, but if something happens, he is afraid that he will not be held accountable.

So Te could only listen to the corner in pain.

Who wants to hear two dudes doing it?

Not to mention how Dazai would torture him when he turned around.

The cigarette on his body was almost exhausted by him.

"Thank you." Miss Tan didn't know what to say, so she could only express her condolences dryly, "I rented a wooden house nearby, if you don't mind..."

"No, I still have work." He covered his face, "Get me a sleeping bag."

Miss Tan: "..." It's so miserable.

The next morning, as soon as Tangun got out of bed, Dazai also woke up.

Tangun came out of the shower and found Dazai staring at him.

He looked down at his clothes, a simple hoodie and a pair of dark blue jeans.

"Ah... if you want to ask, Dazai, I don't like the old-fashioned shirts." Tangun cruelly laughed at his other self's taste.

His hair is neat, and none of the hair is longer. Obviously, he didn't cut it himself, but someone helped him take care of it.

"Do you mind this?" Tangun smiled dangerously.

"If I say mind..." Dazai looked at Tangun and swallowed.

Tangun approached Dazai.

"Will Tangun want to 'punish' me on the bed?" Dazai looked expectant.

Tangun: "..."

He finally remembered why Dazai thought the atmosphere during the interrogation was weird.

"Tangun, I really mind it, mind it, mind it, mind it, mind it!" Dazai said several times in one breath, but the corners of his mouth almost grinned to the ear.

"If you dare to mind, I'll kill you! I picked out the clothes for my brother!" Miss Tan suddenly jumped in from the window and grabbed Dazai's thick hair.

Tangun watched as the two guys were already fighting on the bed.

"Ahhh, Tangun, my ass hurts!" Dazai cried out as soon as he started beating Dazai.

"If it hurts, let go!" Miss Tan's hair was pulled back by Dazai, and one foot was on Dazai's waist.

"...Is this a scene of children fighting?" Tangun couldn't help but said, "It won't hurt anyone like this."

Dazai: "...Huh?"

Miss Tan: "Brother?"

Dazai doesn't like to fight with hands, and Miss Tan has never fought at all.

The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, and they let go of their hands at the same time.

What, Tangun/Brother didn't come to stop him at all.

Tangun ignored the two naive ghosts, went to the kitchen and lit the fire, and then threw the crab that Dazai caught yesterday into the steamer.

Dazai came over: "If Tangun doesn't like cooking, don't force it."

Tangun was silent for a moment, then tilted his head and said, "Actually... I thought about it, cooking is innocent."

Tangun deliberately raised his voice: "I'm not such a narrow-minded person."

Dazai looked at Tangun carefully: "Isn't Tangun arrogant?"

"Who is arrogant!"

"'Who is Tsundere' is itself very arrogant." Miss Tan couldn't hold back.

"Even now, Tangun is jealous of himself, right?" Dazai rested his chin on Tangun's shoulder, "You are so cute and arrogant."

"...That's it, the two of us are together." Dazai said to Odasaku in the bar.

"Didn't we count as being together before?" Odasaku sighed.

"It seems to be saying that the body has been deceived but the soul has not been deceived." A voice sounded from behind.

"What you said, Odasaku, is right." Dazai poked at the ice cube, "We still have to speak properly."

"It's good that Dazai can correct it." Odagumi said while drinking.

"It's too bad that we both like each other and still make things the way they are now." The voice from behind continued.

"Oh, Odasaku, is someone talking?" Dazai exaggerated.

"Don't ignore me, Dazai-kun!" Ango, who was driven to sit on the sofa behind, shouted loudly, "Are you really taking revenge on me?"

"Oh, I seem to have heard the voice of a social animal that seems to be dying suddenly." Dazai raised his voice.

"Hey! It's not my fault that Tangun didn't take you with him when he traveled abroad! The detective agency didn't allow you to take such a long vacation!" Ango Sakaguchi revealed the truth.

In fact, Dazai has no way to resign.This guy has too many bad records, and he really dare not let him out of supervision.Even if you leave the police, you will have to choose between the Supernatural Secret Service and the Armed Detective Agency.

This is also one of the most basic prices he has to pay for entrusting the help of the Supernatural Secret Service Division—he needs to contribute to the stability of Yokohama.

Otherwise, this guy would have been locked up long ago.

Fishing is fishing, but you still have to go to work.

"Why do I have to go to work!" Dazai wailed, "Let Tangun take care of me!"

Oda Saku said, "If it's Tangun, he can indeed afford it."

"The point is that Dazai uttered shameless words that have no bones!" Sakaguchi Yasugo shouted, "And didn't Tangun go to the North Pole to play? Dazai, you wouldn't like that kind of place, would you?"

Dazai: "..."

Odasaku still had the wrong channel, and said to Ango Sakaguchi: "Dazai is the backbone of the detective agency, so it's normal to ask for leave if it's not good."

"But it's normal for this guy to fish for fish, right?" Sakaguchi Yasugo said, "He has indeed grown a lot, but Dazai, who is working hard, thinks that the world is destroyed, right?"

"It is true that men will grow when they get married." Odasaku said, looking at the ring on Dazai's hand.

"In a sense, it has become more childish." Sakaguchi Ango sighed, "Speaking of which, can I not sit on the sofa?"

"Woo... It's really heartless to abandon my boyfriend and go to play so far away by myself." He ignored Ango Sakaguchi's complaints, turned on his mobile phone and called Tangun, "Tangun, take care of me! I want to resign, woo woo Woohoo!"

Tangun, who was playing with baby seals in Northern Siberia, was silent for a while: "Where's your backbone?"