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As early as when I saw that the gymnasium was closed, I should have thought that this must be a trap.

But, it's like curiosity kills the hero of a ghost movie.I made it all the way to the middle of the gym to realize something wasn't right, and thus missed my last chance to make a choice in my own right.

The moment the lights in the gymnasium went out, the entry door was also slammed shut, making a whine that cut off the connection between me and an ordinary college student.

The moment all the light sources were cut off, the gymnasium was pitch black.Even the escape door lights that could be used as direction guides or the gaps in the windows were completely sealed.

The surrounding silence makes people feel strange, as if the whole world has disappeared.I suddenly thought of an experiment I had seen in which people were isolated in a completely silent and dark room.

Relying on my memory, I took two steps in the direction of the door, and I noticed something strange.Whenever I lift my steps, the reality of the floor under my feet will suddenly disappear, as if I will fall into the abyss every time I take a step.When normal human beings suddenly lose their sight, they will not dare to walk or even stand up.

Without visual judgment, the body instinctively resists the possible risks ahead, and every time it advances, it has to bear a huge psychological pressure.

Human beings are extremely sensitive in a state of total blindness, and any inadvertent stimulation will be amplified geometrically by the tense brain.But the situation I encountered now is due to the misjudgment of the brain, and the scene of the cliff of Wanren appeared in front of me.

Is this the enemy's spiritual attack?I groaned inwardly, if this continues, I might do something that I regret.

"anyone here?"

I shouted, and my voice, which should have been echoing in the empty gymnasium, was absorbed by the darkness like water in a sponge, without even a single echo.

So, I began to wonder if I hadn't walked into the gym, but somewhere else.But no matter how hard I opened my eyes, I couldn't see anything.

The weirdness that should not have appeared in front of my eyes.Those things that I fear the most generated by my mental image are floating around me with a smile, but I can't even move my legs.Because the floor under his feet has become the only small oasis on Wanren Needle Mountain.

Trying to close your eyes won't help either, because after all those things don't appear on the retina but on the cerebral cortex.

I don't have night vision ability, and I don't have super mental power, so I can only succumb to my instinct and stop, not daring to take a step forward.

Once he stopped, he simply lost the direction of the door and fell into endless darkness.Just when I was about to shout out, suddenly a spotlight fell in front of me.

With the help of the diffuse light, I realized that I had unconsciously knelt on the ground with my hands on the ground.

Could it be that human beings are so powerless in pure darkness?After the five senses gradually recovered, I realized how stupid my behavior was just now. In fact, as long as I took out my mobile phone, wouldn’t the blinding curse be invalidated?

If possible, I wish I could do it all over again, but when I looked up and saw that woman standing in the spotlight, I knew it was impossible.

"Oh? When we first met, why didn't I realize that you had the consciousness to kneel down and worship me when you saw me?"

With this tone, this words, this gesture, the only possibility is that Tian Yu, the queen, is right.

I stood up, brushed the dust off my body, and for a moment didn't know where to complain.

I'm just an ordinary person, I just want to join an ordinary society, and I don't want to be a special member of any elite society or genius alliance.I don't have any special desire for power and interests. If I had known that choosing a club was such a dangerous thing, I would rather get the achievement of being an invisible person on campus after four years of college than go into this muddy water.

And isn't now the time for the association to recruit new ones?Why is the gymnasium dark?Why not recruit a new news agency president to appear here?Why does your member know my friend and let me ask him about you?And where did that damn Bai Anshun go, and no one answered the phone...

Although, I want to say all of the above.But the actual situation is that I seem to be possessed by Shan Shangchuan, my mouth is slightly open but I can't say a word.Because of too many questions, coupled with the fright just now, I temporarily suffered from aphasia.Several openings failed to get the air to vibrate the vocal cords properly.

As a result, when I was struggling with how to speak, a warm touch touched my lips.I stared wide-eyed at Tian Yu's almost perfect ceramic-like face, which was too close to me, and subconsciously wanted to inhale, but found that my mouth had been sealed.The air squeezed in from the nostrils is filled with the smell of unknown perfume or shampoo from Tian Yu's body.

This...could it be...a kiss?

After reacting, he almost screamed and ran away, scrambling to escape from the circle of spotlights.Hiding in the dark, I looked in horror at the weird Tian Yu who stood in the spotlight and smiled at me.

Could it be that because of staying in the dark for too long, the weirdness I imagined finally materialized?So deep down in my heart, kissing Tian Yu is more terrifying than messing with Bai Anshun?

"You... who are you!?"

Although you do look like Tian Yu, and your tone of voice is correct, but in terms of your actions just now, you have been exposed, evildoer!Prototype now!

Tian Yu tilted his head, showing a puzzled look:

"Usually, at times like this, it should be asking 'what are you doing' rather than 'who are you'?"

Then she walked over step by step, and the spotlight approached me with her steps.If it weren't for that horrible act before, she would have been like a goddess who banishes darkness.

"Could it be that you thought the one just now was Kiss, so you suspect that I'm not Tian Yu? It's just the dirty and dirty thoughts of ordinary people."

This way of speaking made me a little convinced that the person in front of me was indeed Tian Yu, so what happened to the kiss just now.

"Otherwise... what is that?"

Tian Yu looked at me disdainfully from the corner of his eyes, and stroked his hair with his hands. His long, smooth hair fluttered into messy curves under the imaginary gust of wind.

"Artificial respiration, this is a necessary measure to save you from drowning in the dark, cold, smelly ditch."

"My Lady Queen, please let me go back to the real world?"

I stood up and made a please gesture, I don't want anything to do with the woman in front of me now.So even though there are so many doubts, I don't want to stay here any longer.

"What are you talking about? Aren't you in this ugly and miserable world right now?"

It was, indeed, ugly and tragic for the events of the past two days.

"So, what is it this time?" I looked at her impatiently.

"Convince others with virtue, only virtue and virtue." Tian Yu's expression was a little complacent, as if this sentence was to praise her.

"It's just praising myself. Because, judging from the current situation, my benevolence has already surpassed Xuande."

"Huh?" I admit that my pathetic curiosity has been piqued again, maybe I really have the talent to be a dead cat.

"This is the third time I have invited you out of the mountain, but you are not an epic-level sage like Mr. Wolong."

Although this is what he said, Liu Bei didn't lock Zhuge Liang in a small black room like this or that?

"I am indeed not a genius at the level of Mr. Wolong. But I think whether it is an ordinary person or a genius, they all choose whether to act based on their own will, right? Although the sincerity of inviting people can indeed affect my judgment to a certain extent But, as long as I don't want to, I still have the right to refuse." What's more, senior sister, your invitation is not sincere at all, it is more of a threat than an invitation.

"That's just a high-sounding word written in history. The fact is that even a sage at the level of Mr. Wolong has no right to refuse. Once the sincerity of the inviter reaches a certain level, if he still refuses to accept it, It will definitely bring harm to the invitees. In the final analysis, sincerity itself is a kind of lack of threat." Senior sister narrated fallacies so naturally.

"Actually, if you think about it a little bit, your elm head should be able to understand, right? As a regional warlord, Liu Bei took his army commander-in-chief to visit a powerless and powerless hermit farmer. It's a threat, it's not sincere at all." The senior sister suddenly looked at me seriously, and then continued, "If Mr. Kong Ming insists on refusing, I'm afraid Sangu Maolu is not a good story that can be written in middle school textbooks."

I followed Tian Yu's thinking for a while, and I was more inclined to say that, Zhuge Kongming would disappear into the long river of history from then on.

"That is to say, are you suggesting to me that if I don't join the news agency, I will be in danger?" I clearly pointed out Tian Yu's intention.

"Of course, today's dark cage is just a reminder. Whether it's getting your materials before the start of school, changing your student guide, or booking the entire gymnasium, it's all hinting to you. But , actually going to the point of using the dark cage is a small punishment for your rude response.” The senior sister said this ruthlessly, although I don’t fully believe her words, but even now I can’t ignore her threat.

"If I still don't want to join the news agency, what will you do?" I asked this question cautiously, thinking about whether she would shake out dangerous items such as RPGs from the interdimensional space under her skirt.

"Oh?" Senior sister scanned me with dangerous eyes, as if testing the credibility of my last sentence.

"I kissed you just now, right?" The senior sister's words shocked me. I don't think there are many men in this world whose first kiss is so sad that they will be terrified when they recall it in their later lives.

"Then... isn't that 'artificial respiration'?" I smiled awkwardly and wanted to change the subject.

"That's just my subjective evaluation. If I don't despise you as a dirty and shameless ant, I can barely treat that as a kiss." The senior sister stabbed my heart mercilessly, "That is to say , How about a news headline like "Student Beast Seduces Senior Sister, Wants to Rape in the Gymnasium"?"

If it is regarded as some kind of roadside tabloid, this is indeed a good headline... No!If the accompanying picture is my photo with a mosaic, no title is allowed!

"No no no no," I quickly shook my head, "You have no evidence!"

"Oh, is that so?" The senior took out her mobile phone from her pocket in a calm manner, opened a multimedia message and placed it in front of me.

It was a photo of me and my senior sister doing "artificial respiration". The surroundings of the photo were added with vulgar light and shadow effects like shoujo manga with Photoshop.

The sender is from Shan Shangchuan.

I looked vigilantly into the darkness around me, but I couldn't find her at all.

Too careless, so Shan Shangchuan is also here?Although I didn't say this, the phone in Tian Yu's hand vibrated again.

Another text message appeared on the screen: "Well, I've been watching."

"But...but, it's just a kiss, and I didn't initiate it. How could anyone believe rape or something..." I was still trying to argue, completely unaware of how small I was in front of Tian Yu.

The senior sister put away her mobile phone, "Indeed, this picture is not enough as physical evidence, but it is enough to induce people's imagination. As long as words are used to induce it, the expected effect can still be achieved."

Speaking of this, the senior sister suddenly stopped and gently supported her lower abdomen with both hands, looked at me with a slightly sad and happy expression and said, "Anyway, someone will be certified in ten months... "

"It's weird if it happens!" I blushed and shouted, which bastard made the wooden floor of the gymnasium seamless, and I couldn't get through it, "Kiss will get pregnant in a second, what kind of terrible novel setting ah!!"

The senior sister explained mischievously, "Because I am the strongest."

The meaning is unclear, senior! ! !I'm just an ordinary person, I really can't understand the relationship between them!

I was so tired that I felt like I was going to die of exhaustion even talking.If I can get out of this situation, it's okay to let me join the news agency.

Then, senior sister showed an innocent smile.If I hadn't already known the senior sister to a certain extent, I would definitely have a good impression of her because of this smile.

"Okay, the time for the north wind is over, and it's time for sunshine below."

North wind and sunshine?Could it be that other than intimidation, the person in front of him could think of such a magnanimous method as "lure".

Saying that, the senior sister held my hand and placed it on a female-specific part of her chest.The soft touch and subtle body temperature passed silently on my arm for three seconds like a lit firecracker fuze.

"What... what!!" Finally, the firecrackers in my head were ignited, and the crackling noise made me unable to hear anything. I only felt a burst of splendor in front of me, courage, morality, and worldview were all blown up. of crushing.As if scalded, he instinctively wanted to escape, but fell to the ground because he was too panicked.

"You...you..." I opened my mouth but couldn't speak. I even felt the explosion in my head overflowing from my mouth. I was stunned for a long time before shouting:

"I told you, I'm not that kind of person."

The senior sister showed a disgusted expression, and tidied up the clothes that I accidentally scratched, as if talking to herself but the voice was so loud that it could be heard outside the gymnasium, saying: "Ah, what a mistake, it really is better than As far as women are concerned, should men be sent to seduce?"

So, I don't mean that!At this point, I didn't even have the strength to stand up.

"Anyway, my sincerity, do you feel it now?"

"I didn't feel it!"

Anyway, Shan Shangchuan must be hiding in some corner and recorded the storyboard just now completely and completely!But apart from sincerity, I felt everything!It felt like accidentally opening a bronze door and seeing something strange like the end of the world.Because of this strange so-called "sincerity", I feel that my outlook on life has changed.

"But, let me say something." I calmed down, and I simply sat on the ground and said, "I am neither a genius nor an elite, and it is even more impossible to compare with Zhuge Liang. However, you want to let me know in this way. If I join, anyone would refuse."

"Most people would be grateful to Dade..."

"Please listen to me!" I looked up at Tian Yu, with the most determined eyes I could show, "What is the purpose of you wanting me to join the news agency?"

The two of us stared at each other for a long time, so long that I thought I was deaf, so that when the lips of the senior sister started to move, I had such a glimmer of expectation for the first time this woman spoke.

"You don't need to know," said the senior sister with a smug and arrogant expression, "for you as an ordinary person, that kind of reason can't be explained clearly with words. So, you just need to be willing to be used by me. If your intelligence is slightly higher than that of the African orangutan, you will naturally understand in the future.”

Hearing such a result was outrageous, but it made people feel a little relieved. At least she didn't say anything that I absolutely couldn't accomplish.

"Hehehe, is that so, is that the purpose?" I slowly stood up, pointing at Tian Yu's nose, "Then let me join the news agency and make use of me as much as possible. In the end, the Let me prove that everything you think and do is wrong! No matter what kind of ambition you have, I will end this delusion."

Tian Yu was stunned for a moment, more surprised than surprised, but his expression returned to his usual pride in just a flash.

"Although such words do not fit my character setting, I still have to say, 'Congratulations' according to the lines." Tian Yu applauded as he spoke.

Just when I was wondering, there was another spotlight, which fell on Shan Shangchuan not far away: "Congratulations~"

Shan Shangchuan said in her slender voice and applauded at the same time.

Another ray of light fell, and if the person standing under the spotlight was correct, he seemed to be the class teacher of our class, and he also applauded: "Congratulations~"

Several rays of light fell together, as if there were classmates in the same class and people who had only met once in the dormitory.They all said the same thing and applauded.

"Wait...why are you all here... no, since when have you been here!?" I thought of a very bad situation, if all the people I might contact in the next four years saw the eerie An embarrassing scene... no, a few scenes.

At this time, my mobile phone rang, and the text message from Shan Shangchuan read:

"Well, we've been watching..."

I'm so tired... No, I'd better just die...