male god quadratic

After the ringtone of his mobile phone was exposed that day, Gu Zhi poked his face and asked him: "Where did you find this song?"

Lu Chenxi dodged: "Wei, on Weibo...QAQ"

"Don't you have Weibo?" The male god's ending sounded dangerously, and his hands began to poke his waist continuously.

Lu Chenxi stammered and lied: "Just, didn't you show me your Weibo in the cafeteria that day... I went back and searched." He tried to be more confident, "You can read without Weibo. "

The male god smiled: "So you see women fucking me on Weibo every day." Gu Zhi lightly pinched Lu Chenxi's waist and withdrew his hand.

Lu Chenxi heaved a sigh of relief. Although there was nothing shameful about being a fan of male gods, he just felt that it was a shame to be known by male gods!Lu Chenxi regained consciousness, and looked at the male god who only carried a bag but helped him to carry the suitcase with bright eyes, so gentle QAQ

At this time, the two of them were standing in the hall of the train station.

The male god spread his hands to him: "Bring me your ID card and student ID card, and I'll help you get your ticket."

Lu Chenxi handed him the ID, Gu Zhi walked a few steps, then turned around with a little worry: "There are many people here, stand still and watch your bags, don't wander around."

Lu Chenxi: "..." Although he is not a child, he still thinks that the male god is very careful!

He looked at Gu Zhi's back submerged in the crowd, and suddenly remembered that he forgot one most important thing!From the beginning to the end, he never asked where the male god's house was... After a while, he felt a little excited again. Maybe the male god and he belonged to the same city!

When Gu Zhi came back after picking up the ticket, Lu Chenxi couldn't wait to get close to him: "Male," Lu Chenxi bit her tongue and turned a big corner, "Gu Zhi, which city is your home in?"

Gu Zhi handed him the ticket: "Jiangcheng."

Lu Chenxi looked disappointed, there were two cities in between... so far away.

Gu Zhi raised his eyebrows: "What? Are you disappointed? You really want to go back with me?"

Lu Chenxi's face burned, and she left with her suitcase.Gu Zhi smiled and chased after him, with a drawn out voice: "Chenxi, you're going in the wrong direction. Don't worry, I'll take you home to play next time..."

The waiting room of the two of them was not in the same place, so Lu Chenxi and Gu Zhi separated at the stairs.Gu Zhi watched Lu Chenxi turn around, and felt that two months was too long, and he was a bit reluctant.Then he called out to the other party: "Chen Xi, can you find out where the waiting room is?"

Lu Chenxi: "...I found it, there is a reminder board on it." Lu Chenxi pointed to the reminder on the front wall.

Gu Zhi walked over to him, hooking his shoulders with his hands.Lu Chenxi thought that Gu Zhi had something to say, so she naturally leaned her head towards him, Gu Zhi kissed him on the face, pinched his face, "Lu Yuancao, do you think I'm really worried that you won't find the waiting room?" After that, he turned around and left gracefully.

Lu Chenxi stared blankly at the spot for a while, then dragged her luggage and walked in the opposite direction expressionlessly, with countless barrages rolling in her heart, I really like male gods!

After Lu Chenxi returned home, she stayed at home every day.Gu Zhi would occasionally make videos with him, and when he wasn't making videos, he would tease him on Penguin.

Male god: "Chenxi, you post a selfie to see (cute face)"

Lu Chenxi: "...I don't take selfies." He doesn't take selfies.

Male God: "Then take a photo now (tick little finger)"

Lu Chenxi: "...the phone doesn't have a front camera." Lu Chenxi said nonsense with a paralyzed face.

Male god: "Then, how about this, you give me a selfie of yourself, and as a reward, I'll give you one too. (serious face)"

Lu Chenxi stared at the chat box with a serious face, hesitating in his heart...Speaking of which, he doesn't even have a picture of a male god!Selfie or something, licking the screen is awesome!Lu Chenxi picked up the phone and took a picture of himself. After taking the picture, he realized that he forgot to turn off the flash. The flash made his face look yellow, bright and ugly.Lu Chenxi frowned and thought about her previous photography skills, then directly uploaded this photo to the computer desktop.

Lu Chenxi: "When the time reaches 20, we will send it together in the form of a file."

Male god: "No problem (smiley face)"

After a while, Gu Zhi received the file from the other party, and he couldn't wait to open the photo: "..." He really knelt down to his boyfriend's photography skills.

On this end, Lu Chenxi also opened the photo expectantly: "..." Damn, isn't this the photo of herself that Gu Zhi secretly cut down during the video!Lu Chenxi covered her face.

In the end, Gu Zhi hooked up with Lu Yuancao on Penguin because he played with things all day long, and finally got blocked on YY by countless plans to collect debts, so he had to retreat and record dry voice.

Lu Chenxi read the male god's Weibo of "retirement and debt repayment", and posted a sentence under the comment, "The male god is so fucking daddy", and then carefully looked for some novice lyrics tutorials on the Internet, and then buried himself in the struggle.By the time Lu Chenxi finished writing his words, his penguins had already been bombarded by rabbits.

Lu Chenxi: "Rabbit, please be gentle with my penguin!"

Rabbit: "You haven't handed over the video material to me yet →_→"

Lu Chenxi: "...I forgot, I'll give it to you tonight!"

After Lu Chenxi said this, he immediately got off.Rabbit looked at his rapidly blackened head, speechless.Lu Chenxi first took a picture of the handwritten birthday wishes. Although he knew that it was very unlikely that the male god would read the handwriting seriously, he decided to write with his left hand.

After filming this, he dug out a piece of cardboard from the junk pile enough to cover his entire face, pasted a piece of white paper on it, and wrote "Male God, happy birthday" in bold and enlarged fonts. At night Lu When mother went out for a walk, Lu Chenxi followed her out for the first time, and even changed into new clothes...

When he walked to the gate of the park near his home, Lu Chenxi held up a cardboard to cover his face and asked his mother to take a photo.

Lu Mama: "..." After this child went to college, his expression became more paralyzed, and his behavior became more weird.

After returning home, Lu Chenxi quickly sent two photos to Rabbit.The rabbit answered six o'clock in seconds, Lu Chenxi poked her suspiciously, but she didn't reply.But the news in the group suddenly rose rapidly.

Rabbit: "Damn it, look at Erlu's photo, it's one of the most deceitful ones this year!"

Mingming Ruyue: "This word...is really unique (laughing dryly)"

Sugarcoat: "This cliff is written by the left hand! It is impossible for the right hand to be so ugly _(:з)∠)_" Sister, you are telling the truth.

Ah Qiao: "What's the matter with this? What about the face..."

Mingming Ruyue: "..."

Sugarcoat: "..."

Lu Chenxi: "Ah Qiao and Tang Yi, you've finished your exam~" These two are high school students with strict tutors.

Ah Qi: "Yes."

Rabbit: "Erlu, explain to you what's going on! Is the promised male god really in love? Where is the love→_→"

Lu Chenxi: "I can't let the male god see my face QAQ"

Rabbit: "Why→_→"

Lu Chenxi: "It will scare the male god QAQ"

Mingming Ruyue: "Hey, let's leave the photo like this. Erlu Momo, although this is a world that judges faces, we are not people who judge faces (clench fists)"

Lu Chenxi blinked, they seemed to have misunderstood.After Mingming Ruyue's news was sent out, the group was eerily quiet for a few seconds, and the girls rushed to comfort them.

Rabbit: "I feel sorry for Erlu, Erlu doesn't cry and stands on TAT"

Sugar-coated: "Humo, we are not people who look at faces +1"

Ah Qiao: "+2, appearance is something outside of the body."

Coffee sauce "+3 [I was a little confused when I first climbed up, so follow a formation]"

Mingming Ruyue & Rabbit & Ah Qiao & Sugar-coated: "Coffee→_→"

In the end, both photos were handed in directly by Lu Chenxi.As for the ugly word, the girls didn't dare to ask Lu Chenxi again.They were afraid that they would poke Lu Chenxi's sore spot again.Maybe Erlu is actually a strong and mentally handicapped child who encountered a huge physical disaster when he was young, and has been fighting against life stubbornly!Finally, I wrote down my most sincere birthday wishes to the male god with a pen between my toes!

In fact, the brain holes of the girls are hopeless.Moreover, they seem to have forgotten that their brains have no logic at all. In the second photo, Lu Chenxi is actually holding a birthday greeting cardboard with her own hands (*￣▽￣*)

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