When Outer Gods Meet Rage Gods

After friendly and harmonious negotiations, the gentle and kind Dazai-kun and the weak and helpless Tatsuka-chan reached a consensus, agreeing that on the day Nakahara Chuya goes out next weekend, the members who sneaked past the sheep will leave through the secret passage to go shopping.

Of course, they were still underage and went with Dr. Sen.

It is said that Mori Ogai would go out every week to buy cute and cute skirts for Alice-chan, even though the person involved strongly protested against this behavior.

Regarding why Zhong Ye happened to come back when he had an accident, Li Xiang took an opportunity to ask the other party quietly, and the answer he got was——

"Huh? Isn't it natural? I can sense it when you use the power." The orange-haired boy said as it should.

The case was solved, so she just said, how could it be such a coincidence that they were so far away, and it wasn't the twins' telepathy.

It turned out that it was because of the filth in Chuya's body that her power was exposed. The reason is unknown, but the other party didn't seem to be very angry that she used the ability outside.

The ending is still favorable to her in general, as long as Xu Shu doesn't attack, then Zhong won't tell her to sneak out, perfect!

This is also the fundamental reason why Lixiang chose to use Dazai Osamu's sneaking strategy instead of the previous Assassin's unparalleled technique.

The little princess who is full of anticipation counts the days with her fingers, does not think about tea or food, looks forward to the stars and the moon.

Finally, the day to break the shackles of the demon parents together with the bandage boy Osamu Dazai, to pursue self and true love!

"Mr. Sen, I reasonably suspect that you are imagining some disgusting picture just now. I advise you not to."

In order to echo the words of the black-haired boy who was approaching from a distance, the blond-haired girl who followed closely behind nodded hastily.

In fact, just now, Lin Taro had a little... indescribable, almost the same gossip look on the faces of the sheep women when they discussed who was right with whom.

Ignoring Osamu Dazai's contemptuous gaze and Alice's petty movement of frantically beating his thigh, the only adult social animal present pretended nothing happened and forcibly changed the subject.

"Good morning, Lixiang sauce, is the operation going well?" The doctor asked the little princess gently and politely.

Lixiang recalled his escape process with Osamu Dazai this morning, and fell into deep thought.

……

"It's, it's okay, it's a very novel experience."

It was indeed a novelty, as it was the first time she knew that in the weedy West End, there was a dog hole that could barely pass through for children.

Even on the way, the other party taught her his secrets with great interest, and tried to encourage her to use a thin wire to pry open the door lock of the warehouse, but Lixiang ruthlessly refused.

The ten-year-old girl paid a huge price for sneaking out of the house for the first time in her life, and the boy who caused this situation was still laughing silently beside him until he bent over.

It's okay, she's not angry, not at all.

Left and right have nothing to do with her, Lixiang only has Chuya in his heart, and everything else is as sticky as an octopus sucker.

Even if Osamu Dazai succeeds in receiving the lunch box tomorrow and achieves her life goal, she will not have any psychological fluctuations.

:)

Mori Ogai, who pretended not to notice the little girl's implication, coughed a few times, and Alice beside him rushed forward to give Lixiang a kiss and hug, which comforted the little girl's depressed mood.

The three of them embarked on a shopping trip in a harmonious atmosphere with a special ability.

In view of the fact that the distance can't be too far, but they can't be found by the King of Sheep, Li Xiang and his party decided to go to a shopping mall outside Leibo Street.

"So, why do I have to do this kind of thing together?"

Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a casual khaki coat and wrapped in bandages, threw the cloth strips that were blackened by the sand into the trash can of the shopping mall, with an inexplicable expression on his face.

Forget it, Mr. Sen, he is a perverted sex control, he likes to watch young girls change clothes, why does he want to come with them?

The blond girl, who was enjoying new things, turned her head and said with a smile, "Because Dr. Mori said that Dazai-kun is the same age as Zhong, so it's more appropriate to try a hat on your head."

When she realized that the other party didn't seem to be happy, she suppressed her smile slightly, and murmured uncomfortably: "I'm sorry, if Dazai-kun doesn't want to, you can actually..."

Satisfied with Lixiang's knowledge of his mistake, he corrected it. The eyes of the bored young man lit up, and he was about to go out and turn left into the water cheerfully, when a bright and piercing gaze fell on him.

Bite the scalp and turn his head, he just met the eyes of Mori Ogai's extremely perceptive purple pupils.

A certain young girl, who was seizing every opportunity to win the little girl's favor, opened her mouth silently and made a mouth shape.

"Drugs, stay. :)"

Osamu Dazai, who understands lip language and smiles shockingly: ...

The long legs that had just stepped out trembled slightly, and after a brief pause in the air, they drew a 180-degree arc and landed firmly on the ground behind them.

He didn't waste a second, stretched his waist to cover up his embarrassment, and walked in the direction of several people.

The boy raised his eyebrows, put on his usual smiling mask, and urged in a brisk tone: "I really can't do anything about you, so let's hurry up and pick out a gift for your brother. If it's over early, Mr. Sen can invite us to dinner." .”

"It's the first time for Lixiang Sauce to come out. I know that there are a few dishes that are particularly delicious. I recommend them to you~"

The boy's tone was gentle and sincere, as if he was planning a plan for the other party sincerely.

Mori Ogai whose smile gradually froze: ... Dazai-kun, I suspect that you are maliciously taking revenge on me.

However, the little lady he cared about the most believed this malicious liar and raised her head to look at him expectantly.

Mori Ogai: "Well, of course, we must invite Rikka sauce for dinner."

The wallet he just got is about to disappear again. He gave it to the little girl to impress her in front of her, and it was also the idea that the other party has no time to use it. Did he still fail to run away in the end?

Cry, he hasn't taken the position of leader yet, and now he is really just a poor doctor who cannot make ends meet.

I have a bald head, I hope Mr. Dazai will be merciful, otherwise he may have to drink the northwest wind with his family in the future.

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Facts have proved that no matter what age group female creatures are in, they have always had amazing persistence and physical strength for things like shopping and shopping.

The little blond girl is holding the little hand of her good friend Alice, like a cheerful bird that shuttles through the woods, free and easy in various hat shops, tirelessly and without rest.

The two men who had no experience of shopping with women with special identities were simply amazed. Almost every time they went to a store, they began to perform tricks around the seats set up in the store.

And Mori Ogai, who was ridiculed by Osamu Dazai, couldn't help but sighed, besides he had to follow the two little chicks all the time, he also had to control Alice and Tachika to line up...

such as--

"Alice-chan, what do you think of this hat? It's orange and has little stars. It's very similar to Chuya's hair color!"

Grabbing Osamu Dazai who was lying on a chair, the girl put the hat on his head very familiarly.

Standing aside, Mori Ogai sat down in Osamu Dazai's position with lightning speed, and then answered questions with both hands.

"Well~ But it collides with the hair color, won't it be able to highlight the advantages of the hat itself?"

The blond-haired and blue-eyed supernatural body held his chin in one hand, and carefully imagined that the irritable old man he saw that night put on a rather childlike orange star hat, and gave the old man's opinion carefully.

"That makes sense, let's look at something else!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the sleeve of Osamu Dazai, who was about to run away, and followed the pace of Miss Shopping Guide very naturally.

"Here are some new styles imported from abroad. You and this gentleman can try them out at will." The young lady smiled so that flowers could bloom on her face.

Mori Ogai, who could clearly see the price of the hat through Alice's line of sight, went dark: ... Are the hats in this shop made of gold?This is almost three months of his salary.

However, the little girl who never went out and didn't know the price was still happily looking at the hats of a completely different grade from the previous ones.

While happily picking up her top hat, she put it on the head of Osamu Dazai, who had a face full of love, while chatting with Alice, who was sweating profusely.

"Alice sauce, what's the matter, are you feeling unwell?"

Mori Ogai's heart dripped with blood: "...No, it's okay, maybe the air conditioner in the store is turned on too high."

Osamu Dazai: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Alice: "..."

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"Lixiang sauce, I think these hats are very suitable, why don't you let Dazai-kun try each of them~" The blond and blue-eyed supernatural body made a devilish voice with the sweetest coquettish tone, "After all, practice When true knowledge comes out, you can’t know everything just by looking.”

Heh, Dazai-kun, let us die together.

Dr. Sen, with blood and tears, made his last struggle.

"Hmm! What Alice-chan said makes sense, so I'll leave it to Dazai-kun!"

After thinking for a while, Li Xiang readily agreed to the proposal.

Osamu Dazai, who was originally gloating, stopped laughing abruptly. Alice felt that although she couldn't express his current expression euphemistically, she could use an animal instead——

Almost like a screaming chicken stuck in the throat of fate.

Hahahahahaha, you deserve it, Osamu Dazai!

Money is something outside the body, and the mental blow to a brat like him is the most important thing!

Mori Ogai, who had done a good job of psychological training, regrouped and sat comfortably on a chair in the store, blowing on the air conditioner, and enjoying the food handed over by the young women who came here admiringly.

After confirming that it was non-toxic, he manipulated the ability in a comfortable mood. Together with Lixiang sauce, he ruthlessly attacked Osamu Dazai's mental state.

On that day, Li Xiang struggled to decide which hat to buy until the last store was broken by them.

"Well, it's decided, let's buy the black top hat from the first store, it must be very suitable for Zhongye!"

Black feels cool and handsome, with a bit of abstinent beauty, and it really is the most suitable one!

After a tiring day, Ogai Mori and Osamu Dazai visited at least dozens of stores: ...

Choose the first one, so why didn't you buy it earlier? ! ! !

"Lixiang sauce, why didn't you buy that one from the beginning?"

Alice's smile was a bit stiff, she was not a real girl, she couldn't understand it at all!

"Huh? Alice-chan, what are you talking about~ When shopping, if you don't compare each one, how can you buy the one you want the most? What if there is a better one later?"

Satisfied, the girl who returned with everyone held the bag and looked at them innocently, wondering why they didn't even know this.

...Sorry, they are actually men.