The Wizard of Asgard

At night, Edith was tossed and turned, she was afraid to sleep and did not dare to sleep, as if she closed her eyes, the night of Hogwarts blazing into the sky came like a ghost!Although I comforted myself in my heart, it's over, it's all right, Hogwarts is at peace!But it seemed that there was a telepathy in the dark, Edith's heart skipped a beat, and it couldn't stop beating wildly!

Edith's palms were full of sweat, she was gasping for breath, staring at the ceiling weakly, the eagle-like emblem of SHIELD on the ceiling was full of fighting spirit, as if the next second was going to skyrocket, this is the time to join the Avengers On the first day of the alliance, the badge was given by the government, but Edith didn't want to appreciate it. Her forehead was covered with dense sweat, and her hands were gripping the mattress, but her body couldn't listen to it and couldn't move.

This is the first time to experience what the older generation called ghosts, which is commonly known in Asia as a ghost press.

Time passed by, and Edith seemed to be unable to do anything except lie on the bed and sweat!After a long time, she tried to move her arm again, as if her fingers had a sense of touch and could swing left and right, but her arm still had no strength, as if it was pressed by something!

Yes, it should be an object, not a ghost or an invisible person, but something soft but hard. Edith regained some feeling in her arm. She tried to raise her wrist, trying to push away some object that was pressing on her arm. But it touches strong skin, a bit like muscle, and elastic!

She wanted to stand up again and kick away the lump of muscle, but a black head pressed her, her eyes went dark, and her hands were completely numb.

"Ah! Thor!"

In the early morning, screams over 200 decibels sounded!

Then there was the sound of a certain woman picking up her clothes with a dull face, and finally she kicked the still dazed Lei Shen off the bed with an angry face.

The latter opened his eyes sleepily, completely dazed, and slowly reacted, and then picked up the clothes that Edith threw over, but fortunately only the coat fell, Thor breathed a sigh of relief, wait, He suddenly covered his crotch, where are his trousers?The trousers are gone!When she looked up, she was actually worn by Edith on her leg!

"You still have the face to look at me, get out!" Edith couldn't find where the wand was, and could only use the primitive method to throw the big pillow directly on Thor's face.

"Hey! I..." Thor really wanted to explain, but Edith didn't give him a chance at all. One big pillow was thrown down and another big pillow was thrown. Thor staggered out of the bedroom and closed the door, shouting loudly. shouted, "Well, you calm down, Edith."

"Go away!" Edith's angry shout was still answering him!

The surrounding bar clerks looked at him blankly, and Thor scratched his head to entertain himself and explained the sudden embarrassment: "What are you looking at, by the way, your boss is really grumpy!"

How embarrassing!Just as Fentanyl was about to go up the stairs to wake Edith up, he saw Thor locked outside the door, his clothes were all wrinkled, he didn’t even wear trousers, he was standing naked at the door, and it was impossible to leave. It's not even if you don't go.

He understands that he ran over and dragged Thor to his room, and then the second monk of Thor lost his mind and threw him a pair of trousers that he had worn before.Well, it looks like a bit of a mismatch, but it's better than nothing.

"You've gotten into a big disaster!"

Fentanyl is introverted by nature and speaks mysteriously. Fortunately, Thor has gotten used to his way of speaking, and secretly figured out the ambiguous tone. Thor prefers to be straightforward, and Fentanyl no longer hides it, saying: "This It's the first time Edith brought a man back, and it's also the last time." Fentanyl smiled maliciously, raised his thumbs and hooked his fingers.This is a couple gesture commonly used by the American people.

Thor knew it at a glance, but he was drunk last night, and he really didn't know what happened, and his mind was in a daze. In his opinion, he just fell asleep, but who knew that he seemed to have made a big mistake!

No no no!Thor shook his head and patted himself on the head vigorously. It is impossible for him not to know what he did!

"Fentanyl, listen to my explanation!" Thor immediately clarified, but the latter shook his head.

"There is nothing to explain, you are the God of Thunder!" Fentanyl looked very much like an ancient priest who worshiped the royal family, smart and treacherous, "You should tell Edith about this!"

The word 'Edith' immediately shut Thor's door. He still remembered Edith's flushed face just now. He froze in place, and after a long time he realized, "No, your boss looks like a giant who eats people. like a beast."

Thor frowned hard, the memory of last night was cloudy, no matter how hard he racked his brains, he couldn't remember what happened last night. He drank so much gem yao yao jelly in Asgard but rarely got drunk. To actually drink human-made wine and get drunk in a human's home once, this is really a shame to the Protoss.

"I should go, I should go." Thor muttered, and when he turned around, Fentanyl grabbed his wrist immediately, "Aren't you going to say something to Edith?"

Thor's head shook like a rattle.

"Wait for her to wake up, wait for her to wake up!" Thor muttered, before Fentanyl could finish speaking, he threw the warhammer over, Thor threw himself out, a big hole was cut out in the ceiling, and the wooden plank The trash fell all over the place.

Fentanyl blinked, and finally realized: "It's over, this is my room!"

Looking at Edith, she rummaged through boxes and cabinets for a long time before finding the wand inserted in it from a wine glass. She took out the wand and wiped it vigorously with a towel, then glanced back at the wine glass. She suddenly remembered that she seemed to have dug out all the high-quality wine in the bar yesterday, poured it all in a mess, and swung her wand to take advantage of the alcohol to add a lot of confusing spells. What are these spells? I can't remember it myself, but it should be related to eating!

In short, the alcohol content of this glass of wine is no longer acceptable to Muggles.

"Linda, come and smell it." Edith called Linda, who was cleaning the room, and asked her to smell the remaining liquid in the wine glass. Linda sniffed, rolled her eyes and fell to the ground.

Patting her on the shoulder, Linda's face flushed with drunkenness, she smirked and gave her a thumbs up: "It smells good!"

It's over!This was Edith's first thought!

The two must have been drunk last night, and then something indescribable happened!Edith's cheeks were flushed, and she looked down, and found that she was still wearing Thor's pants. She frantically tried to change them, but the more nervous she was, the more likely she was to make mistakes. A feeling of frustration, and finally another mutant, Linda, walked in and pulled the trousers down gently.

"What happened last night?" Although her mind was blank, she somehow remembered something happened, but she still hoped to hear a different version.

Linda shook her head: "Yes, you were..."

"Okay, stop talking!" Edith stopped her next sentence, her voice was trembling, "I got it, I got it."

Edith had a headache and raised her forehead. She remembered that yesterday was the wedding of Jane Fortes. She was invited as a friend. At the wedding, the groom taunted Thor. In order not to embarrass Thor, Edith took the initiative to get rid of the siege. , but I didn't expect the final ending to be like this...the two got drunk on the same bed, and...

Some images of the Eighteenth Forbidden came to Edith's mind. In this way, the so-called nightmare last night was actually...Thor kept suppressing himself?

God!Thinking of this, Edith's face was flushed, and her heart was pounding!

Although Thor is indeed handsome, and the muscles he touched last night are hard and elastic, and he is still a god, and his abilities are higher than those on Earth, surpassing all Muggles, if there is such a boyfriend with superpowers, It was indeed a good choice, but it happened too quickly, and she had to digest it well.

etc!What is she thinking?All this is a misunderstanding!Misunderstand!

is not that right?Unnecessary things!Who is Thor?That's Thor!Son of Odin!The only heir of the Asa Protoss!As for myself, I am just a little wizard!A wizard who can't even balance his wand well!

Thinking of this, Edith felt a little uncomfortable.

Her erratic and changing expression caused the woman in the corner to laugh.

"Who is it?" Edith looked back, and when she turned her head, her forehead was suddenly pressed against a cold fingertip.

"As a member of the alliance, don't you even have the vigilance that may come at any time?"

She was a little lost by the familiar aroma. When she raised her eyes, it was Natasha, the black widow. She was wearing high heels, wearing a sexy black tights, and her nails were painted sinus red. Her face was radiant and full of energy.

"You are..."

"Just came back from a mission." Natasha was sitting by the bed, staring at her blushing cheeks with a half-smile, "If I'm not wrong, you were with Thor last night?"

Edith froze for a moment, then raised her head: "How do you know..."

Before finishing speaking, Natasha chuckled: "Tor used to come to Earth and stayed at Jane's house at night, but now he basically doesn't spend the night on Earth. If there is an exception, then I think it should be yesterday." You who had a violent interaction with Thor at night."

Natasha was referring to Edith's unexpected kiss at Jane's wedding yesterday.

Edith's cheeks became redder and hotter, she lowered her head and complained, "Natasha, stop talking."

"Wow, I really don't know when you guys started doing this..." Natasha half-jokingly looked at her, staring at Edith's bewildered look, but changed the subject, "But , Edith, you have to think about it carefully."

"Natasha, we were really acting yesterday!" Edith clarified what she said in front of Natasha yesterday, "I didn't lie to you!"

"Mmm~mm~" Natasha nodded with a half-understand look, she tilted her head and smiled: "Edith, if you don't understand anything, you can ask me."

"What?" Edith didn't understand what she meant.

"For example, Tony, Steve, by the way, I'm still researching Dr. Banner recently."

"Enough! Natasha!" Edith stopped immediately!As early as when I came to the Avengers Building, even the sweeping and cleaning lady knew about the ambiguous history of Natasha and several Avengers, but fortunately, it was only to the end, but everyone agreed that Natasha was an agent no matter whether she was an agent or in the workplace. Women, they have a good way of dealing with men!

"It's really just a misunderstanding!" Edith said in a low voice. At the end, she found that she had no confidence. It doesn't work at all.

Fortunately, Natasha stopped this topic in good time.

"I'm here to tell you something." Natasha regained her serious tone and frowned. She approached Edith with deep eyes, "Deadpool escaped from prison."