The Wizard of Asgard

New York was surprisingly quiet during this period. In order not to increase the burden on the Avengers, the Federation seemed to have taken care of everything, including mutants who made violent bombs, criminals who came to terrorist attacks every now and then, and certain people who came out for a walk from time to time. Mutant underground organization.

In all fairness, there are not many terrorist attacks in the United States every day, but there is no shortage of people with lofty ideals.Every morning when Edith drinks tea and eats breakfast, she shakes down the newspaper, and there will always be media reports about the generosity of a certain spider and the rescue of a certain superwoman!

"Hulk, do you think we should expand our Avengers team?" Just after entering the Avengers Building, Edith couldn't wait to run in front of Hulk.After all, they are also members of the Avengers, but they like to stay at home when they have nothing to do every day. They only go to the building twice a week, and when they go, they are only for meetings. As long as there is no task, they don’t come to the building, only Edith and Hulk come. most diligent.

Edith's Bar is just across the street from the building, just a short walk away.Hulk likes to go to the building because there are famous books and scientific books from all over the world. When he is free, he likes to make a cup of coffee quietly and stay in the library all day.

"Well, you're right, Edith." Hulk held the masterpiece in his hand with relish, and answered absently.

"Hello." Edith rolled her eyes, took out the newspaper she received in the morning to block Hulk's book, "Look, New York really has no shortage of supernatural beings!"

Hulk noticed the newspaper, but didn't read it carefully. He stuffed it back into Edith's hand and said lightly, "I'll answer you after I finish reading this."

Edith was speechless, thinking back to all the members of the Avengers, Tony messing with his company, Captain America exercising every day, Hulk getting into the pile of books and never returning, Thor returning to Asgard every day without any problems, it seems that only Hawkeye and Black Widow are the best. Busy, even if he is a member of the Avengers, he is also a federal spy. If he has nothing to do, he will help the United States kick the terrorists.

When she is free, she can only read the newspaper every day and calculate the idle accounts of the bar, but the business of the bar has been particularly bad recently, and diners complain that the wine does not taste to them, which is always a bit weird.

Every time she received a complaint, Edith would suspiciously grab the butter beer on the table and take a sip: "That's right, that's the taste!"

Boil 500ml of beer in a pot and throw a 1cm*3cm*3cm piece of butter into it.Poke a few times with a chopstick to increase the surface area, and it dissolves instantly, steaming hot and fragrant!This is her favorite drink in the Wizard Village, it tastes like fried chicken!

Starry was very helpless: "Edith, although butter beer is very popular among you, this is America, and they are not used to it."

Not only that, pumpkin pie, flame whiskey, onion wine, etc., seem to be sold poorly in bars, but these are Edith's favorite delicacies alone.

"Really, are you Americans all that picky?"

"..." Shi Darui was speechless.

Because she missed Hogwarts, Edith transformed the bar into a decoration for the school cafeteria. She knew that every stool, every light pattern, and even the starry sky on the ceiling were beautifully decorated with magic.

But the bar is in danger of going bankrupt under the management of Edith!

"Edith, Mr. Stark's investment is almost enough!" Starry said helplessly as he flipped through the ledger.

Edith almost sprayed his face with a sip of rice wine: "What?"

"It's not enough to make ends meet!" Shi Darui explained, "According to the wine you ordered, our customers are more than half less than before."

in the past?Edith thought about it for a long time before she remembered that she was busy with the reunion in the past and didn't manage the bar much, and Starifentanil was busy.Now that she is free, she comes back to manage, but the bar is becoming more and more depressed, and the whole room can hardly afford food.

Edith looked at him very seriously: "No, I think you Muggles have a problem with your tongue, and you actually say that such a delicious wine has a strange taste!"

Edith thought about it more and more, and finally made several calls, asking Tony Steve and Hulk to come to the bar to gather at night.

She wanted these people to try whether it was the Muggle tongue problem or her own problem.

Tony worked overtime until after eight o'clock, and dragged his tired body into the bar.Steve Hulk was also sitting neatly in the bar, staring at Edith with a smile uglier than crying while drinking the butter beer in his glass.

"Drink!" Edith said cheerfully.

"This..." Natasha stared at the yellow and greasy beer in the glass, unable to drink it.

In the end, it was Steve who was refreshing. He was an old man in his 90s. He had never seen such a big scene. He drank the rice wine in the glass in one gulp, and the next second, he almost vomited all over the floor.

"Hey! Is it really that bad?" Edith said unhappy.

Everyone nodded in tacit understanding, and finally Natasha comforted: "New York is the capital of the United States, and the people here have a particularly bad appetite. You have to prepare some wine they like."

Like whiskey, rum or something?

Edith frowned.

"By the way, what is Thor up to?" Only then did he realize that one of the staff was missing.

"He." Tony wiped his armor mask with some disdain, and put it aside, "He said that if something happened to the earth, he would come back."

Steve nodded: "Yes, many times we forget that he exists."

It seems that our God of Thunder is really a low-key and secretive god, and he will never appear on the earth unless it is absolutely necessary!

"Little Edith, I think if you hang a poster of me in the bar, there might be a lot of people coming here because of it." Tony said with a shameless smile.

go away!Edith held back and refused to blurt out.

While talking, a man suddenly sat in the corner of the bar and said unexpectedly: "I heard that someone is talking bad about me."

Natasha was taken aback, and waved to the corner: "Hi! Thor, you are here."

Thor came over with a smile on his face, the shadow fell between his brows, revealing his tough facial features, he put the hammer on the bar, found a stool and sat down, said lightly: "En."

"You came just in time, Thor." Edith quickly asked Starry to fill a glass of wine and put it in front of Thor, "Come and taste the butter beer from our wizarding village."

After finishing speaking, she looked at Thor expectantly. After all, she was not a Muggle, so maybe he would also find this glass of wine delicious.

Unexpectedly, Thor didn't drink it, he just lightly stroked the cup with his fingertips, but a slight sadness appeared on his smiling face.

"Drink!" Edith couldn't help urging in a low voice. Thor looked up at her, staring at her so that she was embarrassed to lower her head. This was the first time she was so close to a man, so close that she could feel the tip of his nose. With the sound of breathing, Edith withdrew to her position, "You...you can do whatever you want."

Thor drank the wine in the glass without leaving a drop, and then wiped off the oil stains on the side of his mouth, "That's right, have another glass!"

"Wow!" Tony couldn't sit still, "brother, are you sure you're serious about tasting this glass of wine?"

Thor nodded, and Edith filled another cup with joy!

Another drink!

Then Sheng!

keep drinking!

In the end, Tony couldn't help but pushed the bottle of wine away, stared into Thor's eyes and said, "What's the matter with you? Brother?"

Although it is the wine in the human world, it is not as good as the jade dew wine stored in the fairy palace for thousands of years, but at least it can numb some emotions that are not exposed, Thor laughed: "It's delicious, Tony, Steve, why don't you try it? "

Everyone shook their heads: "No... I don't want to."

Thor seemed to be really drunk, and Edith didn't dare to persuade him to drink any more. She told Starry not to make butter beer anymore, and gently pushed Thor's shoulder. The latter couldn't bear it and fell directly on the bar.

"We're going back." Natasha patted Edith on the shoulder and handed her a small note, "Thor will leave it to you, this is his girlfriend's address, you can send him directly get there."

Edith took the note, her brain froze: "Huh? Does he have a girlfriend?"

"Yes, she is a sexy and pungent little human beauty." Natasha said with a smile.

After seeing off the group of people, Edith returned to the bar, propped her chin and stared at Thor's brilliant blond hair. She pinched the note in her hand that had been dyed with her own body temperature, and finally couldn't help but stand up from the stool. Supporting Thor, he reached for the hammer in one hand.

etc?Why can't I hold this hammer?She put Thor down, raised the hammer vigorously, even kicked it with her foot, but it was useless. Thor's hammer seemed to be rooted in the table, and even magic could not consume half of it.

"Forget it, little guy, you can stay here first!" Edith supported Thor's shoulder again, turned to the hammer and said, "Tomorrow I will ask your master to pick you up."

Thor's girlfriend's address is a bit far away, on the dividing line between New York City and New Jersey. Edith can only apparate everywhere based on the location on the map. Finally, when she lands at the gate of an opera house, Thor wakes up. Push her away and vomit all over the floor.

"You're awake!" Edith looked at him happily, it seemed that she didn't have to look for the address anymore.

"En." Thor responded lightly, "What did you do to me?"

Oh, people who use apparition for the first time will inevitably feel some discomfort. Although Thor is a god, but when apparating in a drunken state, the side effects seem to be no worse than humans.

"I can't find your girlfriend's home." Edith's tone was a little frustrated. Although Natasha's address was clearly written, there was no one to ask for directions in the middle of the night, and Edith was at a loss. I feel like my head is getting bigger when I run around.

"Don't look for it, I broke up with her."

"what?"

Thor didn't want to say more. He subconsciously shook his hand and found that the hammer was not in his hand. He tilted his head and asked Diss: "Where is my Thor's Hammer?"

"In the bar, it's too heavy to lift." Edith answered honestly.

Thor shook his head: "In this world, no one can lift this hammer except me."

"Then what if I can act?" Edith asked suddenly, this sentence made Thor startled, he looked at Edith as if he was watching a joke.

"Okay." Edith stuck out her tongue. She was really joking. She wanted to tease Thor, but Thor didn't buy it. Instead, he looked at her like a clown from the inside out.

"Since you're awake, go back." Unable to bear the awkward atmosphere, Edith turned her head and left.

Thor stopped her: "I'm a little dizzy, take me back to the bar."

"What?" Thor looked at her with a smile, "Isn't it advocating that the alliance must be united?"

Yes, she said so!That was also an objection raised because people in the alliance often did not return to the building. She recommended coming to the building every day to discuss national affairs, but it was rejected by all votes!

"Aren't you going back to Asgard?" Edith asked nonchalantly, walked over and grabbed his wrist, Thor froze, he didn't expect Edith to be so abrupt, and grabbed his hand directly.

"Uh, I don't want to go back for a while."

"Oh." Edith yelled, "Stand still!"

After some turmoil, Edith took Thor back to the bar directly. After apparating several times, Thor was able to adapt to this feeling a little bit, but still had a faint desire to vomit.

"Where's the trash can?" Thor looked around for a black plastic bucket, and Edith kicked one over, "Spit it out here."

Thor wanted to vomit, but the moment he looked at the trash can, he suddenly felt uncomfortable. Jane Fortes seemed to have a trash can exactly like this one.

"Is there any whiskey? Or vodka, champagne or something." Thor really wanted to get drunk at the moment.

"Oh, those wines, no." Edith glanced at the cocktails on the bar, and it seemed that there was only onion wine left, and Thor drank the rest.

"Onion wine, would you like it?"

The name doesn't seem very good, Thor doesn't really want to drink it, but he can always think of Jane, and stretch out his hand to make a "come here" gesture, "Okay, give it all to me! I drink all human wine!"

The consequences of drinking too much caused Thor to fall directly on the bar, unable to wake up no matter what.

***

When the morning sun came onto Thor’s cheeks, he woke up, his head was still a little dizzy, his shoulders were sore from lying on the table for a long time, and he planned to exercise his muscles and bones, only to find that he was in Edith’s bar inside.

There were cleaning staff beside him. He walked over to someone and asked casually, "Your boss, where is Edith?"

Fentanyl pointed to the TV hanging on the wall: "The news said that a certain biological company's gas leaked, and an orangutan who was doing experiments escaped. Edith went to help."

Thor turned his head to look, and there was a funny scene of a group of people arresting orangutans being shown on the TV. Not only did he laugh out loud: "You Edith really like to toss."

Fentanyl sighed: "She really can't sit still!"

"Ah..." It seemed like someone was talking bad about me!Edith rubbed her nose, and her broomstick stopped at the entrance of the biological company. Before the ambulance came, everyone ran out of the company, seemingly helpless to deal with the creatures inside.

"Hey, be careful, the gas inside is poisonous!" Someone grabbed Edith, and she looked back at the man. The name 'Will Rodman' was written on the man's suit, which seemed to be a biological company. After the man handed her a company-made headgear, he ran away from the area of ​​the building.

In fact, Edith was not afraid of the poisonous gas at all. After putting on the hood, she rushed in even more brazenly. The whole building was smoggy, making it impossible to see the way. "Show me the way (Poineme)!"

After passing through the spell, the smoke was separated into two halves, and where the wand was pointing, even the marble patterns on the ground could be seen clearly.

In the blur, she seemed to hear the chirping sound of a monkey. Edith ran upstairs following the sound, and a black orangutan jumped down and bumped into her arms. Glancing at Edith, she ran directly downstairs.

"Be careful, everyone, it's coming out!" Someone in the crowd yelled, the orangutan was carrying poisonous gas, no one dared to get close to it, and everyone immediately dispersed and ran away.

When Edith came out, the orangutan had long since disappeared. She took off her mask and hood with a dejected expression, but heard the chirping of a monkey behind her.

Looking back, it was Thor who smiled maliciously. He grabbed the orangutan's furry arm and walked over: "Can't the so-called majestic wizards catch a monkey?"

"Be careful, it's poisonous." Edith put on the mask again, Thor rubbed his nose, pretended to take a deep breath, and smiled, "Really, don't worry, poisonous gas made by humans, in my opinion Just some stink.

Although the orangutan was successfully returned to the biological company, and the firefighters also cleaned up the company's poisonous gas, a certain news broke out three days later that the orangutan escaped from the company's office again. When this news came out, everyone was in an uproar.

In the Fulian Building, Tony's unbelievable voice echoed.

"Why? Why should our alliance catch an orangutan if it escapes?"

Tony opened his hands and made a gesture of 'push out': "Can't we just hand over this task to the fire department or the zoo?"

Natasha shook her head and put her hands on her shoulders: "Really, Stark, it is said that the full name of this biological company is Stark Industrial Biomanufacturing Institute?"

Hearing this, Tony seemed to be unable to turn his head around: "You...what did you say?"

"Okay, everyone." Steve interrupted their quarrel, put his hands on the table, and glanced at everyone present with solemn eyes, "biological experts have analyzed that this orangutan has a superhuman IQ, and just yesterday , abducted half of the orangutans from New York City's zoo and brought them to the redwood forest!"

Watching the quarrel that gradually cooled down, Steve continued: "And they stole a box of biochemical drugs from the biological laboratory, maybe Stark didn't know about this, but Stark, when you invest in it in the future Notice what they're producing."

Tony waved his hand: "I'm only responsible for signing the contract. If they lack money, I will help them, but I really don't know what they are doing."

Steve was not in the mood to target him, he carefully analyzed the cause of the incident, and finally said: "In short, we must drive these orangutans back to the zoo. If it takes a little longer, they will probably evolve into human beings. IQ."

"Imagine, if orangutans also use pistols, what will the world be like?"