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Ladies and gentlemen, the kind-hearted landlord is here to post again~

There are a lot of small partners who privately messaged the host to say that they want an awesome Riddle family topic. To this, I just want to say: soeasy, okay?I can give you a great feeling when I read it to the encyclopedia!They, really, are awesome in themselves! ! !

So what made you give up Du Niang and Wei Mei and insisted that I come to science popularization, because I can hahaha?

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The town building of the male god picture, lick it first as a respect.

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Lick, lick, lick, lick four times in a row.After licking, we started to pick.

Tom Marvolo Riddle, commonly known as the first generation of Riddle, the founder of the "Tree of Wisdom" consortium, has been in the top three of the rich list for 20 consecutive years, and was selected by Time Magazine as the 20 most influential people in the [-]th century one.

Well, I know the above official introduction is boring, let’s talk about something valuable, which most people don’t know, gossip.

What kind of masters are the parents who gave birth to such a beautiful boy?

According to research, the Riddle family lived in a village called Little Hangleton in England.God Tom's grandfather is the richest squire in the local area, and God Tom's father is a local village flower, a mustache, and a village grass!

(Photograph of three generations of Riddle's grandparents, 1942)

Here we can see the powerful power of genetics, whether it is beauty or the ability to make money.So those parents who are poor and ugly and fantasize about themselves can wash up and sleep.

As for the mother of the male god, there has never been a clear historical record.There are rumors that the male god is his father's illegitimate son, the product of an adolescent elopement. emmmm, this statement is basically confirmed.The religious files of Tom Riddle Sr., who was single until his death, have been dug up in the 90s.

When the author of "The Biography of Riddle" visited Little Hangleton, he obtained a confession from an old man: "Tom (here Tom refers to the father of the male god, and it is common for British fathers and sons to have the same name) and a weird and The girl from the ugly beggar family elopes, and he regrets it a year later, abandoning his lover and returning home. The child? No, it was not until the child was very old that his grandpa retrieved it from the orphanage, and we never knew before They also have a child."

I feel sorry for the male god for three seconds.

But if you say that the mother of the male god is "ugly", I don't believe it.

(Riddle family portrait, 2000)

Say it again to this photo, the mother of the male god is "ugly"?Then this ugly gene really has no sense of existence.And as far as Tom's father's appearance is concerned, how distorted the aesthetics must be to elope with an "ugly" girl?Rumors are really a mouth.

The godmother may be poor, she may be weird, but she can never be ugly! (At this moment, what pops up in the mind of the author is a passionate gypsy girl, just like Esmeralda in "Notre Dame de Paris")

The disgraceful background may be a dark history for the male god, and he generally does not respond to similar questions.The only positive answer was in 2002. There was only one sentence, which was very understated: "She died of dystocia when she gave birth to me."

No wonder the male god stayed in the orphanage when he was a child.Once again, I feel sorry for him and his mother for three seconds each.Papa Tom is a big scumbag! ! !

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You are getting more and more crazy about building buildings now, are you making it? !

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Goddess, please lick first.

The blond-haired and blue-eyed Mrs. Riddle, the pinnacle of Aryan looks.According to genetics, lighter hair color and eye color are recessive inheritance, so there is a high probability that the goddess' parents are also of Nordic race.With this in mind, I searched for the video data of the Carter family, and it turned out to be exactly as I expected.

(Photograph of Dr. Carter speaking at an academic conference. The woman in the right corner is Mrs. Carter. 1925)

Although it is a black and white photo, it is still obvious that it is light-colored hair, right?

The ancestral home of these two people are both in Savonlinna, Finland. Someone once identified Dr. Carter and Mrs. Carter as cousins ​​of the fourth generation collateral blood relatives based on a surviving genealogy. Emmm, it is not allowed to get married in our country.

Because of eugenics, you know.

Marriage of close relatives is prone to genetic diseases, and there is a very small probability of geniuses.Mrs. Wendy Riddle accounted for both.As we all know, she suffered from heart disease since she was a child, but she fought against the disease unremittingly. At the age of 18, she became one of the world's top material experts with her two inventions of "ghost" and "seagull". Awarded a knighthood.

(Speech by Frau Riddle at the University of Munich, 1969)

Comparing the miraculously similar speech gestures of the father and daughter, they are indeed their own!

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The official claim is that the god and goddess met and fell in love in a boarding high school in Scotland.

then,

Officials were slapped in the face.

Alice Riddle posted "the first photo of my mom and dad together" on social networking sites.

(Mayor of London visits orphanage, 1933)

Notice the part circled in red in the background panel?The fat baby god and the baby-faced goddess, holding hands.It just made me cry!Is this a real childhood sweetheart?As I said before, the male god entered the orphanage because of his mother's death, and the goddess also entered the orphanage because of the death of both parents. It's just such a coincidence that they entered the same orphanage!

Which orphanage is so blessed?Did you hire a Feng Shui master?

In the spirit of science, the host searched through all the information, and finally found a clue in "Memoirs of Mrs. Riddle's Anniversary"——

Wall Orphanage, located in the Rembeth district on the south bank of the River Thames in London, is a Christian charity with a history of hundreds of years.He is famous all over the world for stepping out of Mr. Riddle, the founder of the famous "Wisdom Tree" consortium.During World War II, the main building of the orphanage was destroyed by air raids, and orphans and staff were diverted.After the war, the "Wisdom Tree" donated money to rebuild the orphanage, still under the name "Wall Orphanage".

David Duncan is an orphan from Wall Orphanage.His words are recorded as a second-hand account in "Memoirs of Mrs. Riddle's Jubilee".

"She (Mrs. Riddle) comes to (the orphanage) every year, wears a cheap but clean old dress, and sits in old Mrs. Anna's room for a whole morning. Unlike the usual philanthropist, she likes to go quietly. Shengxi does volunteer work: washing clothes, tying buttons, distributing food...everything is done very skillfully, and even her three children will do some small things for the orphanage within their ability.

"I was surprised when I found out who she was, really, I was horrified. My trousers were patched by a female scientist richer than an English princess!!! I still have those trousers and I'm going to It passed down to my grandson, family heirloom! No doubt about it!"

In fact, Mrs. Wendy Riddle seldom appeared on public welfare occasions before her life, and she spent almost all her time in the laboratory.The Wall Orphanage was an obvious exception for her, not to do charity, but to give back to her childhood.

Finally, let us pass the microphone to the spokesperson of "Tree of Wisdom", "Excuse me, how do you feel about your swollen cheeks being slapped by the little princess?"

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(God, Goddess and their three children, Tibet, 1979)

I suddenly found that I seem to have provided a lot of rare photos in this building.After licking your faces, don't you really come to kneel and thank the host?

The Riddles of the first generation have a total of three children, arranged in order of birth, namely the eldest son Leonard, the eldest daughter Alice and the second son Jerry.According to the powerful genetic law of appearance, these three are all good colors, the type that makes people scream just by their faces since childhood.If there is any regret, none of them inherited their mother's light hair and blue eyes at the same time.So the goddess is undoubtedly the pinnacle of the Aryan beauty.

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The black-haired and black-eyed Leonard, commonly known as the second-generation Riddle, is a replica of his father and grandfather in appearance, but he has inherited more of his mother's tenderness and love in character.Leonard has been in charge of the "Wisdom Tree" for 30 years, and all the companies under the entire consortium have shifted towards high environmental protection, high welfare, and high informatization, and his excellent character and gentlemanly demeanor have won unanimous praise internationally .

"If the first generation of Riddle is a ruthless and tough pioneer, then the second generation of Riddle is the representative of enterprises in the new century who have the courage to assume social responsibility."

I don’t need to list this strange and great achievement here, such as the wonderful story of developing fake ivory to make the ivory black market depreciate sharply and finally killing the poacher organization. You can go to the encyclopedia to find it yourself. There are a lot of them in a search. The "excellent achievement" of the second-generation Riddle's mind twitched, and contracted a series of jokes for one year.

The last thing to mention is that the second-generation Riddle is a China hand.He has a Chinese name called "Tang Weimin".It is said that this name was given by a Chinese who is respected by a goddess.

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Alice Little Princess Riddle, a much-loved member of the family.There's a reason people jokingly call her "Little Princess Riddle," because for more than a century, Alice was the only girl in the Riddle family.It wasn't until Jerry's daughter Maria was born in 2001 that the 40-year-old Alice shed the title of "Little Riddler".

Speaking of Alice, most people's impressions are: Bai Fumei, a social expert, leading the latest fashion trends, skydiving bungee jumping wild survival expert, food critic and so on.In short, it was as lively as a genetic mutation.

However, my job...is a writer...

Now you know why Michelin restaurants are scrambling to ask her to write a review.

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The style of writing beats gourmet magazines with words, which makes my mouth water.

Closer to home, Alice is an honorary professor of literature at the University of London and Oxford University. She is one of the few contemporary masters who is proficient in writing in Latin and Old English. In addition, she is proficient in French, German, Italian, Western, Japanese, Chinese, and Tibetan. language.

Never thought of it.

Apart from academic works and translations, Alice has also written some widely circulated collections of poetry, essays and novels. "Wilt's Rye Field", "Under the Golden Apple Tree", "Mother's Mysterious Collection Box", "The Gilded Rose", "The Giant City Under the Storm", "The Top Secret Files of the Concentration Camp", etc. The best-seller list of literature is also praised by fried chickens today!

Sci-fi suspense novels "Giant City Under the Storm Sea" and "Top Secret Files of Concentration Camp" are strongly recommended!Strong push!

One last photo.

(Miss Alice Riddle playing Survival and Sir Sirius Black playing Survival, 1990)

Do you know the story of the two young masters who fell in love with each other for 20 years and didn't get married until they were in their 30s?

But Mr. Black is also handsome!This looming abdominal muscle, lick lick!Say, is your Riddle family particularly good at collecting handsome men and beautiful women?

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A sickly Jerry Riddle.

Start with the wax.

As the second son of the Riddle family, Jerry didn't appear in the public eye until he came of age.At first, everyone thought it was to establish Leonard's heir status, so they deliberately downplayed the presence of the second son.

However, the reality is more brutal.According to Alice's recollection, Jerry has suffered from a certain chronic disease since he was a baby, "probably inherited from his mother."We don't know the specific disease, but because of health problems, it is an established fact that the third child of the Riddle family did not go to school normally like his elder brothers and sisters.

It can be seen that the disease is not serious.

In an ordinary family, Jerry should be cold, but the Riddle family... is not an ordinary family!They have the most advanced drug development team in the world, holding thousands of hospitals on five continents, and medical papers are published in top journals every month.

The young master of this family died of a disease?That must be a huge insult!

We don't know how much the god and goddess burned on the youngest son, we only know the result: Jerry Riddle made his first appearance at the "Tree of Wisdom" annual meeting in 1988, announcing his recovery to the world.He received a Ph.D. in chemistry from the University of Munich in 1995, married and had a child the following year.Just like a normal person.

(Graduation photo of Jerry's doctoral suit, 1995)

We can see from the photos that in terms of temperament, Jerry is the most mother-like of the three children, with a weak bookish air.

But the male god recalled in his later years that in fact, from the heart, Jerry is the child who is most like him.

Leonard and Jerry had a famous ideological conflict in 2008 (whether the big consortia should pay for the economic crisis).Although the two took a step back under the mediation of their parents and sisters, we can still see the cold and rational capitalist side of Jerry's character.Fortunately, it was the kinder Leonard who was in charge of the "wisdom tree" at that time, and the financial crisis in 08 did not cause more serious damage.According to the report, "Wisdom Tree" invested 30% of its total assets in this crisis to rescue the market, which was really traumatic, but it gained a huge reputation. This reputation is still being given back to the "Wisdom Tree" consortium. I believe Their losses have long been recovered from the market.

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After sending it out, I found out, what kind of weird floor is 444?The baby has a little emotion.

The story of the third generation of the Riddle family is still ongoing.According to the principle of "conclusive conclusion", the host does not make too many comments here, everyone just looks at the photos and licks their faces.

(Family Portrait, 1990)

(Family Portrait, 2000)

(Family Portrait, 2010)

(Family Portrait, 2020)

The author has something to say:

This is the end of this book. If you like me, you can bookmark my author's column, and pay attention to my new book "Falling in Love with the Technology Tree [Three Kingdoms]" by the way.

Thank you readers for accompanying me all the way here, and we will see you soon.