The 100-billion-dollar cp in the world is open again!

"You..." The middle-aged woman sat down crying suddenly. "Sin, this young man is unreasonable. He almost killed my son. If he doesn't admit it, he will smear my son and get him banned, woo woo woo..."

"Old woman, do you not understand the announcement issued by the police? Don't distort the truth here!" Qi Yao said angrily and took out his phone to call the police.

This kind of unreasonable person can just be pulled as a harasser.

Qi Yao returned to the car angrily and was about to start the car when the phone rang. When he saw that it was Bi Lihuai calling, he answered it with a smile.

His tone instantly became soft and ambiguous, "Daughter-in-law, do you miss me?"

"where?"

"In your heart—"

"come back quickly."

"What happened?" Qi Yao became nervous instantly.

"Nothing happened. It's time for dinner. If you don't come back to cook, what will I eat?"

"Ah-, that's right... I'll be right back. What do you want to eat? I'll go to the supermarket downstairs to buy it."

"whatever."

"Okay, just wait for me for a while, I will be home within an hour."

"Wait a moment……"

"what happened?"

"Uh..." The person on the other end of the phone paused for a while, as if he was embarrassed to say it, and he came over for a while before saying, "The condom is used up, remember to buy it."

Qi Yao was a little bit worried that something happened to him just a second ago, but this sentence made him instantly happy like a fairy.

His wife is hinting at him!

His wife is seducing him!

His wife will tell him again!

He can applaud for love when he goes back!

"I'll go buy it right away!"

Qi Yao happily entered the life supermarket, and there was a long row of adult products in the supermarket.

As soon as the shopping guide lady saw such a tall and handsome guy, she immediately came over to recommend him.

"What does the handsome guy want? There is an event in this row today, buy 2 get 1 free." The young lady touched the top row.

As soon as Qi Yao heard that buy 2 get 1 free, he said to the young lady, "Push me a shopping cart."

The young lady laughed so hard that her eyes were narrowed, she went to push a shopping cart over for him, and saw him take three boxes and three boxes, and throw all the oversized condoms on the top into the shopping cart.

The young lady was stunned, how big is the demand?Or do handsome guys have a lot of girlfriends?

I can’t talk about love without money, and the condoms are not cheap. Even for activities, the cheapest one costs 5 yuan a piece.

Qi Yao directly threw all the oversized condoms of other brands into his shopping cart.

The row of shelves above was instantly emptied.

"Do you want to bring some lubricating fluid? It can add to the fun." The young lady pointed to the row next to her, "This is also a promotion, and it's also buy 2 get 1 free."

"This is fine too." Qi Yao took several boxes of various flavors.

He glanced down and saw some lace thongs in the lower row.

Each box has a picture of the style inside the box, Qi Yao picked up a box and looked at the picture, then threw it into the shopping cart, it seemed quite interesting!

The young lady felt ashamed looking at it, this man is too interesting and good at playing!

The young lady took a look and suddenly found something, isn't he... Qi Yao?

"Are you Qi Yao?" The young lady asked uncertainly.

"You only recognized me now? Am I not popular enough?" Qi Yao said with a smile.

"My God, you really are, this real person is too handsome! He is even more handsome than what he saw on TV!" The young lady covered her mouth with her hands in excitement.

Qi Yao smiled, and continued to choose the fun things he liked.

The young lady sneaked out her mobile phone and took a short video, which was in his shopping cart at the end.

Qi Yao returned home with two super big shopping bags.

Bi Li walked over curiously to have a look.

"Did you move the supermarket back?"

"Daughter-in-law, I bought something good!" Qi Yao flaunted and put one of the big bags on the coffee table, and he carried the smaller bag into the kitchen and put the things in the refrigerator first.

Bi Lihuai tore open the bag and saw that everything was in boxes.

He picked up a box casually, and the picture on the cover was the same as the picture on the cover of the small video discs that wretched uncles on the roadside hid in their coats.

A sexy beauty with bunny ears and a thin three-point lace underwear.

If he hadn't seen the long ticket in the shopping bag, he would have suspected that Qi Yao was cheated out of money by the wretched uncle on the side of the road.

"What are you buying these for? Are you going to wear them?"

Qi Yao ran out with a grin, snatched the box from his hand, opened the box and took out the soft fabric inside, he opened his hands, the thing was not as big as his palm.

What can this wrap?

And it's very transparent!

"Show me the clothes!"

"I don't want it. If I want to wear it, you wear it." Bi Lihuai walked away immediately.

Qi Yao catches up to him and hugs him, Bi Li struggles in his arms, he immediately covers his heart and yells.

"My wound..."

"Does it hurt you? Let me see." Bi Lihuai immediately became worried.

Qi Yao smiled and hugged him.

"If you wear it for me, I won't feel any pain."

"I believe you, the old man is very bad!" Bi Li gave him a blank look.

"I'm not a bad old man! I'm a handsome guy, and I'm still young, strong and super capable!"

Qi Yao pulled him to the sofa, and he took out the things in the bag one by one.

"I bought a lot of styles. If you don't like this one, you can look at this one."

Bi Lihuai flipped through the small boxes under the bag, and by visual inspection, the forty or fifty small boxes underneath were all condoms.

Some of these small boxes come in packs of three, others in packs of five, and some larger ones in packs of eight.

On average, there are 5 in each box, and he has almost 200 sets.

In other words, one a day will take more than half a year.

"I asked you to buy a few condoms... why did you buy hundreds of condoms? Aren't you embarrassed in the supermarket?"

"What's so embarrassing? You don't know how envious and admiring those uncles and aunts looked at me when I was pushing a cart full of bags to go shopping for vegetables.

"Yes, those aunts all want to taste your little fresh meat."

"Hey, my little fresh meat is only for my wife."

"Hurry up and cook, it's almost 7 o'clock, who said that you will cook all the meals in the future?"

"Go right away, we must not let my wife go hungry!" Qi Yao immediately got up and ran into the kitchen.

Bi Lihuai looked at the pile of things, glanced at the kitchen door, and then reached out to pick up a box. He looked at the picture on the outer packaging.

Just unpacked.

This is a bunny ear headdress, which is fluffy and feels pretty good.

Matched with this, there is also a bodysuit with thin shoulders and straps that is slightly transparent in white lace.

This bodysuit is a bit like a one-piece swimsuit. He turned it over and saw that there was a big open back.

It is estimated that there is a fluffy rabbit tail on the small area that wraps the buttocks.

"Daughter-in-law, do you want to eat fish or chicken tonight?"

"Chicken." Bi Li shoved the little thing into his pocket with a guilty conscience. He didn't want Qi Yao to see him curious about such things, so he paused a little while answering. "Bundle."