I'm sorry, I'm not right
Chapter 3 achieved...【Blood on the face
He made a sound, then pointed at my back stupidly, "Isn't it there...?"
huh?
"Oh! Miss, are you trying to scare me to death!" I looked back and saw the woman squatting next to my previous office. When I was talking, she looked up at me and nodded, then lowered her head , Concentrate on sorting out the documents that I messed up and threw on the ground.
This guy's face is almost the same as mine... it makes me feel a little... I'm not the type that wigs like, am I?She definitely won't become this type of good wife, right?I'm the type who aspires to make money to support a family and a man, I definitely won't be this type, right? !
After packing up her things, she stood up and looked at me, tilting her head slightly to avoid the sight of Ah Tui looking at her face. "About Mr. Hijikata...I found this out a while ago." She handed me a letter, along with a screwdriver.
Screwdriver... Could it be that the bastard deputy chief donated his gadget to Ah Jiu? !Wow, I can't imagine it.That would be terrible, super scary.
"...Then what, can I scold people?"
"You don't have such a setting, so you can't do it (laughs)"
"I said, Miss Ringo, your settings have changed!"
I saw a treacherous smile on that face that was almost exactly the same as mine, and suddenly felt a heartache.Can the old lady in the country take me home?The big city of Edo feels super scary, the human touch here is as cold as a corpse!
I tore up the letter, then picked up a pen and wrote a few words casually, "A Tui, give this to Uncle Songping, our captain and deputy chief went to experience life, chief...? Damn it Go, what kind of screwdriver shape are you, Director?!"
"Ah...? Ah, ah. This...haha, where is the latest fashion suit..."
"I feel so depressed. Hey, if you say it, go to work for me! Ah Xiang, I want a raise, you bastard, I don't even have enough to support my family. The children at home are still waiting to be fed, and the glasses frames need to be cleaned."
"Ha... is that so, I went on a blind date with Princess Screwdriver, and I will leave the work to you."
... Can anyone tell me what the Screwdriver Princess is?Is it the one with plum blossoms and a character?Wait a minute, this unpleasant shivering breath spreading in the air...
"Long time no see, m girl." Although I said that we should treat women with love, but I really said to women in the state of shaking m, "Huh? This time it's actually killer mode!? What's wrong, Ms. Xiaoyuan!"
Although I don't like the sow mode in the m state of the little ape, the killer mode is decisive and awesome.So women really need two sides, this instant murderous feeling is super charming.
…Let’s just say it first, I’m not shaking m.I'm just a pure s who likes to develop potential innate m.
She fell down from the eaves all at once, and then held Ah Tui's hand, "Orangutan! Are you just sinking like this? Is it so easy to give up! Let me just say that I will never give up!!" After finishing speaking, she Jumped aside and jumped into the pond.
"Ahha... Sure enough, the girl with glasses or something... Should I say Wei Meng or Contrast Meng...? Your eyes, little monkey... um." I picked up the eyes on the ground and threw them at her, and I hit them all at once. It hurt her eyes, and she fell into the pond again after finally crawling out of the pond. "I did nothing."
"Ah Xiang...ah, no."
"This is a good man, Ah Tui. Occasionally, you have to learn to ignore the small mistakes women make. Miss Xiaoyuan just accidentally fell into the water again, let's pretend we didn't see it hahahaha..." I pulled Ah Ringo, who retreated to one side, ran all the way to the office of the bastard Doji around the corner.
By the way, is the deputy chief's otaku disease still not cured?
I looked at the hand-made models in the room, resolutely closed the door, and squatted outside with Ah Tui and the others. "Well, there are too many confidential documents in the deputy chief's room, so let's not go in." At least as a member of the Shinsengumi, I still want to save some face for the deputy chief oni, in front of this wandering girl. "By the way, can someone explain to you that the director turned into a screwdriver, and the little ape... I feel that her beep is so hard."
"By the way, what is the Ministry of Beep? Hey,...no," Ah Tui shook his head, "I don't know too well, but the director and his team seem to have gone to the same two places at the same time, and... it feels like there is a period of time recently. At that time, Captain Sougo and his deputy were both obsessed with a game called Hunter."
Lin Po at the side looked at Ah Tui and me, and followed our example and squatted down. "Well, I seem to know a little about those things."
"Oh! As expected of the heroine on the side of mayonnaise, come on, bastard, I'm going to work hard to death if this goes on."
"...Well. Although I don't know exactly what happened, but when I happened to pass by Mr. Hijikata's room, I heard Hijikata-san say something like looking for 'those two yellow ones'. Later, the owner of the izakaya and I They said that two screwdriver gods came from them... When I went out just now, I saw someone who seemed to be Miss Ah Xiang's lover, but he looked very decadent."
Ah hello! !Who, who has a lover!
And what are those two yellow ones?Egg yolk?Does that nicotine sufferer love mayonnaise that much?And those two screwdrivers are definitely Sougo and Hijikata bastards.
I stood up abruptly, suddenly a little dizzy. "...Aha, I feel like I saw that guy's appearance, haha." The face of that bastard Gu Lan suddenly flashed past my eyes just now, was it really because of that incident?Ah, no.Now it's mainly about the bastard and Sougo skipping work. "...So where are those guys? Where did you see them last?"
The woman with the same face as mine tilted her head and thought about it, then looked at me with moist eyes. "It should be the main street in Kabukicho..."
"Hey?! Wait, Ah Xiang. That's not the nearest one..." Ah Tui glanced at Ringo, and swallowed the last sentence. "Is it the high-occurrence place of the incident you were in charge of recently, Ah Xiang?"
I looked at Ringo's face, resisted the urge to tear this guy's face apart, and finally rushed out of the camp.
Sure enough, when I see my other self in the world, I will not be calm, and I feel like the foreshadowing of death is about to appear——
"Too bad I didn't bring a gun...Forget it, as Ah Xiang, who can carry a tripod, I'm fine even if I don't have a gun. If you can't, just run away." I patted the place where the gun was originally installed, and then ran to The main street in Kabukicho.
On the way, I saw a van with a super decadent version of master house blues... it was Gintoki and the others.
I simply stood in front of the truck and kicked it down to stop the truck. I raised my hand and greeted Yinshi inside the truck. "Hey, are you going the decadent and vicissitudes route this time?"
"Ah, this guest, don't disturb our work, we are very busy."
"...?"
I feel that this tone of speaking...is not quite right.Under normal circumstances... this guy would definitely ask me to pay for this car and blackmail me, right? ...Or am I thinking too badly about this guy?
"So if the guest is fine, then I'll go first."
"Don't go, bastard, what... transformation, right? I also feel that I have been transformed, for example, the jade between the thighs disappeared or something!" I stopped Yinshi's hand that was about to close the car door with one hand, and stomped hard on him with my foot. Hold the pedal. "In short, tell me the news about the deputy chief and Sougo. If I continue to work like this, I will die from overwork—? Huh?" I looked down at the half knife, my mind became extremely confused.
"...In that case, Ah Xiang, you didn't die from overwork."
"………what."
The knife pierced in a few more points, as if it was going to smash the organs in my internal organs.
I twisted the corners of my mouth and looked up at Yinshi's wide eyes. "Stop kidding, fuck you." I grabbed the blade and jumped forward fiercely, then turned to face the bastard who was plotting against me from behind. "...Hey, hey, did I see the substitute messenger? It is definitely the substitute messenger, please tell me that this is the substitute messenger!!" I covered my stomach with one hand at the place where the blood was gurgling, and put on airs with the other hand. Press and hold the outer thigh.
"Ah, is this decadent guy your boyfriend?"
"Don't be stupid, Gulan, the man I'm looking at is definitely the kind of tough guy."
"In that case, it's okay to kill them?"
"Fuck, don't make trouble, speak more foul language than me, you bastard. I'm in charge of this place now and eat the shogun's food. Now hurry up and give me back to my soul. Otherwise, I'll shoot you like a sieve."
So annoying.
Whether it's the appearance of that guy or the pain of the stomach gurgling and bleeding continuously, and the threatening others who can only put on airs, I feel very uncomfortable.
I really want to kill.
"It looks like you found that gun, ah, I forgot that I was shot into a sieve by you before. By the way, do you want to come and see this time? Is the gun fast, or my knife skills?" He held the knife by his side and moved a little away from the car where Gintoki was. "But depending on the situation, I have to hurry up, otherwise I won't be able to deal with you if you get angry."
I sneered and pressed hard on the place where he stabbed my stomach. "Do it quickly, it's no wonder you don't have a womanhood if you take a long time."
He grinned, then lowered his body.
That is the message that the arrow is about to fly in the air. Can I avoid it, or will I be hit by his knife?
...Oh, I was definitely hit.
I watched the guy draw his knife faster than before, and then galloped towards me, and I knew it was inevitable this time.
Fortunately, I can still think about how I can avoid the critical point.
"Huh...? Yinshi..." I watched Yinshi running over at a faster speed than Gu Lan, obviously still in the vicissitudes of life, but his eyes changed back to the original one.
...or rather, the one I never saw when I was called a ghoul when I was young.In my opinion, the attack that could not be avoided was blocked by this guy waving Lake Toya, and even used his strength to shake Gulan away.I couldn't react to the scene in front of me until the pain in my abdomen intensified again.
"Yinshi." I grabbed Yinshi with one hand and hugged my arm, "It hurts, it hurts so much."
"Huh?" He looked down at me as if he couldn't understand what I said, while Gulan on the opposite side had a bad look on his face and was about to run away.
I grinned, grabbed Yinshi's hand and pressed down hard on the area of my abdomen.
The blood splashed out suddenly, making me feel very happy when I felt a little pain.
At least that's what you can feel when you're alive.
Ah, as for me, sure enough, the three views can't be right. "Right?...Gulan." When I pushed Yin away with one hand, I rushed towards Gulan like a bullet. Hold out a hand and swing it down hard.
Whether it was the blade in front of him or the body of the dead person, they were all split open.
However, Gulan's body, which was originally split in half, returned to its original shape like a figure that was glued with super glue and reused.
Ah, I'm so upset that I didn't see the other party cracked.
No matter what, it's not good.
The wound is still bleeding.
I really want to kill.
"Hmph... ah, I'm relieved to see that you look healthy as usual, but at least I have to control your appearance. Once you get injured and bleed too much, you will be murderous,... the explosive volume over there."
"It's not an explosive roll, it's a natural roll, bastard."
"It's all you want, all in all... you've seen this guy like this, right? I don't want to talk about that kind of third-rate plot, but there's nothing I can do about it. If it gets to the point where I can't control it, at least help me get rid of this guy, It's my request as this guy's guardian."
"——Sorry, as a member of the Shinsengumi, I don't remember that my team members can be killed by others at will." What appeared in front of me was not only my usual gun thrown over Gulan's head, but also the Silhouettes of three screwdriver stars.
I reached out to catch the gun, and jumped back a few steps back to Gintoki's side. "I think, Yinshi, your thing has become a screwdriver, and it's not so easy to kill me."
"Hmph, it's better to block the hole in your stomach well... Hey, that guy is gone."
"...Maybe it's because an outsider came...It hurts, sleepiness, and annoyance..."
"I know, I know, bastard, you give Ah Yin a good time to stay here, and I'll be right back."
...Even if you say you'll be right back...I probably don't have much energy to wait for your return. "...I'll try my best..." In order to repair the wound, the body will make people enter a temporary dormant state, but before that...
"I'm waiting for you."
"Ayin doesn't bring local specialties."
"Oh."
The author has something to say: _(:3」∠)_There are a lot of mosquitoes at night
No.70 Nine Lessons Time waits for no one, so hurry up, bastard ([-])
Having said that, in such hot weather in reality, Ah Xiang, is it really good for us to go to the hot spring to relax?Just by looking at it, you will feel super hot, ah, but don't worry, Grandma Dengshi said that if you want to go to the free hot springs, you have to wait until winter...
What about winter?
Tch, bastard damn old woman, it's already late autumn now.
"Hey, there's a bastard tax thief who insults the old man here, so scary, Mom."
"Ah, my name is Mr. Sakata Kintoki."
"Don't use other people's names casually, you will cry. The guy named Kintaro will definitely come back to you from outside the set crying. Hey, bastard, don't mess around. If the wounds open and the hospital bills increase, Yin, I will But I really cry for you."
...a terrible threat. "I really deserve to be the man who won the 1st term for three consecutive years." I leaned on the hospital bed obediently, and hid my wallet and passbook by the way.
After finally having the opportunity to let this guy pay for it, I don't want to end up paying for it myself.This injury can't be reported as a work-related injury... Ah, sure enough, that guy Gu Lan is just looking for excitement?The next time you see him, you must smash him from a stand-in messenger to a stand-in powder.
Yinshi picked up the apple on my dinner plate and took a bite, at the same time reaching out and pinching my face. "By the way, did you guys run away from the first machine in the last episode? Or do you want to imitate the male protagonist 2 of Slime H, who breaks and separates eggs?"
...Sorry, I don't have anything to break.And the hair is just cut short, and if it is cut shorter, it will become Xinghai Fangzhu No. [-].
I puffed up my face, shook my head and shook Gintoki's hand away.After looking around and looking around, I suddenly realized that the person who has been in charge of complaining has disappeared. "By the way, what about Mr. Eyes? Xinbaji, who has always maintained his virginity, didn't come here... Ah Xiang, I feel so sad." If Xinbaji is not around, no one will help me bring tea and water, and no one will help me buy seafood mixed with sweets Hot sauce, and no one entertained me. "So what about Xinbaji? Even if you don't have glasses frames, at least you need glasses. Glasses are the most important thing."
"Xin Baji...Xin Baji seems to have some troubles that are unique to teenagers recently..." He touched his chin with one hand and said in a deep voice, "I really want to take care of Xin Baji in the past few days... ...Your words..." Yin Shi bit off a piece of apple flesh with a click, and the way he looked at me made me feel a little numb.
At this time, you should push your man out righteously!Only in this way can we (smoothly develop the second spring [what's wrong) get along with my little Kagura alone~
I picked up the cauliflower on the plate with a fork and popped it into my mouth. "Hmm, to deal with youngsters, you really need to be decisive, quick and long-term preparations... To put it simply... Yinshi, remember to take good care of Shinbaji. If a boy of this age doesn't pay attention, he will regret it for the rest of his life. You must know that strong beeps will be gray beeps." Smoke beep 3, cough... That's it."
Gintoki looked at me, then took a bite of the apple, threw the core back into the trash can. "My boyfriend's Ah Yin decided to leave you alone and worry about the eye boy, it's the eye boy."
"All in all, you're the type to go that way if something happens to the people around you. Besides... I think it's good for me to stay here with paid leave. And free meals, hospital The pretty nurse and Miss Ringo... right." I looked at the person standing at the door, then raised my hand to greet the deputy chief, "Oh, the bastard deputy chief who is still living in this world and making waste gas. And 'I'."
Ringo, who came in one after the other with the deputy chief, paused after hearing my greeting, then lowered his eyes and stood about three steps away from me. "Hello, Miss Ah Xiang." Whether it's the arc of the corner of the mouth or the pair of eyes that make people want to dig them out just by looking at them, I...
So anxious, it's all Xia Tian's fault.
Ahh, the place stabbed by that bastard Gulan is stirring again.
"Yo!"
"...Ah hey!!"
Yinshi quickly hugged Kagura who was rushing towards me by the waist, he carried Kagura aside like a chicken, and then looked at me with those dead fish eyes. "What was your name just now?"
"I saw my beloved little Kagura rushing towards me and couldn't help being excited."
"That's Aru! In the past, even if a hole was pierced, the idiot Hibiki could recover after three days. It's completely like a cockroach."
"...Three days."
"Not three days, at least it took five days... Wasn't it forced by my aunt at that time...? What are cockroaches?? I am such a cheap species in Xiao Kagura's heart!! At least it is at the level of cosmic cockroaches That's right, weak creatures like earth cockroaches are not suitable for me."
Kagura... What kind of eyes are you looking at like bedbugs.
Ah Xiang, I feel my heart hurts, it hurts more than the hole in my abdomen that keeps stirring, you bastard.
"...well, is that the case anyway?" Ringo stared at me, not knowing what he was thinking, "Don't worry, Mr. Yinshi. I will take good care of Miss Ah Xiang, so please don't worry." It's as good as it is, raising the right arc at the right time, and it seems that even the expression on the face is calculated.
Yay, you really deserve to be Yoshiwara's woman.
When Ah Xiang becomes like this...it will be a disaster.
"That's why Yinshi please take the bastard nicotine patient out of the patient ward." I lay down and waved in Yinshi's direction, turning over and turning my back to him. "If Miss Ringo loves me, please give the deputy chief a ride, thank you."
There was a sound of chairs being pulled from behind and the rustling of clothes rubbing when getting up. After about a minute or so, the only thing left in this single ward was Kagura who scraped the plate when Kagura swallowed rice. sound.
The momentary silence almost made me fall asleep like this.
"Why didn't the idiot's wound heal after so long?" Kagura walked around in front of me, squatted down and looked at me, while pinching my face with one hand.
... This way of pinching and shouting has really not changed since I was a child.It's better to say that after pinching my face like this, I can't get rid of baby fat anymore. Ah, if a woman in her 20s still has baby fat... No matter how I think about it, I don't feel happy.
I stretched out my hand and pressed the wound on my abdomen. When I felt the pain, I could also feel the little blood flowing out of the wound that should have scabbed like this.
I opened my eyes and looked at Kagura, and finally couldn't help but move my hand out of the quilt and poke Kagura's face. "I have blood on my nails."
"Did you forget to clean your nose when you picked blood? It's so disgusting, Aru." Kagura looked away with a look of disgust, then turned over from me and sat on the other side of me. "So you don't dare to tell Yin-chan about this? Mommy said that girls want to keep reserved in front of the boys they like no matter what. I thought Hibiki didn't have such a thing."
Oh no.The guy I'm looking for is the kind of guy who picks his nose and rubs the stuff on other people.So that kind of thing didn't exist between us in the first place, and it's reserved... I probably didn't have the skill bar to equip it since I was born.
Speaking of which, in the silver fucking world, except for my lovely Mitsuha, I have never seen such a thing as reserved in front of a man that a woman likes more!They are all eaten sow models! ! ...Obviously the killer mode is super cute.
"By the way, Kagura, you know about Shinpachi's side... Could it be that someone gave him a slap?"
"No one wants to have sex with glasses. Even if it is a glasses case, I want to find a better-looking glasses, not to mention that Xinbaji is just a movable glasses frame."
"...Then it is true that the teenagers over there are in love? Next time, do you want to bring some fish tofu for Miss A Miao?"
"It's not Ah Xiang as you think, it's Xinbaji who picked up the Monster Hunter [-] box at the beach."
...I can't keep up with this child's thinking. Is it because the author has fallen asleep?Don't sleep, author, at this time you should persevere and try your best, don't sleep, author, at this time you should forcefully turn your underdeveloped brain.
"In other words, Xinbaji has a pen pal recently." Combining the word "seaside" and the so-called Xinbaji's glasses case... what I can think of is the drifting bottle that I heard many girls say when I was working part-time in Gaotianyuan recently. Find such a thing as a pen pal.
Sure enough, it's time for Shin Baji to grow up?Ah, when will my little Kagura go away from me like this...
Sure enough, I couldn't bear it.
"Little Kagura, you can't run with a guy who looks good or is very rich. Even if the other party is a shaking S, you have to become a scarier S than him." I turned to look at Kagura, The little girl over there is chomping on the nutritious meal brought to me by my mother-in-law Dengshi. "...save me a bite, please."
In this life, I can't forget the food intake of the Yetu Clan again... If I say too much, I will cry.
Kagura's cheeks were bulging, and her speech was a little slurred. After a couple of casual hums, she swallowed what was in her mouth and walked to the side of my bed to lift the quilt on me. "Well, it feels like Ah Xiang is not healing Alu at all." She lifted my blouse, reached out and poked the wound on my abdomen, and even lowered her head and sniffed it with her nose. "I always feel that there is a rotten smell. Sure enough, Ah Xiang has rotted, just like Yinjiang said, has become a rotten tax thief."
"...There are no rotten creatures in this world that can make money, well...it would be different if the heart is rotten." I pushed Kagura's head away, and simply sat up and gnawed on an apple beside me. "Ah Xiang, I am a civil servant on paid leave now, with a salary." For example, it is like a lucky cat, the kind that just wave the cat's paw and get coins.
Here I would like to thank the director who helped me report the salary. Next time Miss A Miao brings me scrambled eggs, I will definitely give you all of them, including the one that Ah Jiu ordered.
Kagura stared at me like a cat wanting to be fed.
"Hey, it's so good~ it's so good~ take me a copy too~"
"Maybe the salary is enough to buy a box of vinegar kelp."
"That's great, that's great, take me a copy, big sister."
...As a member of the Yatu clan, is it really okay to defect so quickly? Kagura?
The author has something to say: 1 You should know this stalk, right?The one I mentioned earlier...is the character I want to marry the most;
2 broken eggs... No, that is the Japanese homonym of the evil scissors that cut and separate...
The top 3 smashed into ashes...【_(:3」∠)_I'm sorry for my morals
No.70 Nine Lessons · A good woman is enough ([-])
Relying on the powerful nurses in the hospital and unlimited dinners, Kagura finally left me.Well, it was a temporary state of leisure, but Kagura didn’t show up very strangely afterwards, I guessed that it was something about Shinpachi, so I didn’t pay much attention to it, and when my mother-in-law came to visit me on the way, she asked about my injuries... …
In order to be able to go to the hot springs, of course I lied about the military situation.
I speculated that I would be able to recover within two or three days after being admitted to the hospital... I can only say that I was too naive.You must know that the world just likes to play with me.For example...
On the third night after this, when a full moon appeared in the sky... an uninvited guest came uninvited.
It's really not easy to get some sleep these days.
"Right, Mr. So-and-so outside the window." I simply put the pillow on the head of the bed and leaned against it, looking at the window on the left. "I didn't think you had such a hobby before, Eye Boy." Following these words was the sound of the pistol in my hand pulling the trigger, and the guy hiding by the window finally showed his true form.
This feels like a Saiyan transformed into the moon, although she looks younger than Gulan, but because of the silver-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose, she looks... super girl.
Huh?You call this bookish?Don't make trouble, I didn't mention Gulan's face before, did I?Let me tell you now, that guy is almost like me with the Babylonian Tower, and his skin is even whiter than mine. Although that guy Gulan's appearance is very good, but the girl once white Covering all ugliness, is it different for men?
Men with too fair skin generally give people the impression that they have too much night life, such as going to a place where [-] yen goes in and out, or seven times a night, and so on.
If that guy Gulan still retains some wildness because he ate and slept in the wild, then the guy on the opposite side hides his wildness in his bones, leaving only his warm appearance.
But who knows the risk factor who comes into contact with it.
He came over from the window and stopped right next to my bed. "Ah, don't you think it's impolite to point at a rare guest like this?" He glanced at the silver pistol pointed at his own chin, and looked at me with an indifferent smile.
"Auntie said that the guy who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and fell over from the window is either Romeo or a pervert."
"Then I should be Romeo who saved Juliet."
"Please don't put gold on your face, okay? No matter how you look at it, you are also a little boy, an out-and-out stalker, S.T.K.1."
"Anyway, he's someone I've worked with, and his attitude towards me is really cruel. Could it be that because I have someone I like, I don't like other types?"
"Even if I lose my memory, you're the type I won't take a fancy to."
He tilted his head when he heard this sentence, took out a small object from his shirt pocket, tossed it up and down in his hand and threw it to me. "What about this? As a greeting gift for meeting again, this will always increase your affection. The body functions that have been able to heal wounds quickly have not worked, and the wounds on your body are still bleeding so far, so you are very restless. ? If this is the case, can you help me a little bit? Ah, but the right to use it is in your hands, Ah Xiang."
I caught the gadget and looked at it against the dim moonlight, "...EX?" I looked at him with a strange expression.
"...Why do you feel that your eyes, Ah Xiang, are sympathetic?"
"No, no, no, I am very tolerant of those with secondary illnesses. After all, no matter who you are, you will have those times." For example, it feels very mysterious to wear something with an X, or to add a Everyone has the feeling of being arrogant and handsome if you add a prefix or suffix such as EX, S-, -X when you speak English.
That's right, although people with this kind of mood have various names, we can all collectively call these people——
Secondary illness patients.
"It's okay, Hikyo, I can understand you. It's the same as Shinpachi, who is a virgin, has reached the age when he wants to date girls. Everyone will go through it. Like Hikyo, I have also experienced it. In this period, things like Dark Flame Messenger 2 and True Eye of the Evil King 3 are all things that human beings will go through, so don’t worry about it.” Suddenly, I felt pitiful for this guy.Obviously, when I first met this guy a few years ago, he was still a very polite and wealthy young master, but now I don't know when he has changed into a middle school two attribute. "And this little bottle of EX, let's treat it as... Well, as an adult who has got rid of the second illness, Ah Xiang will keep it a little secret for you. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else."
Phone recording is different, do you think I will let go of the guy who has made trouble with me so easily?When I left Yetu's planet that year, I will never forget the fact that you have overshadowed me.
He pushed his glasses expressionlessly, and the lenses reflected light inexplicably, making this guy's demeanor suddenly look gloomy. "——I really can't thank you enough." Saying these words bluntly, Yetu Zhongji Ace showed the standard housekeeper's smile with eight teeth showing again. "Then for the sake of gratitude, I will protect your secret well, Miss Ah Xiang."
"My secret?" Is it really so difficult to figure out the boy with the second illness?
After hearing my rhetorical question, Ace showed a slight smile, "Ah, yes. For example, you are a special person created by the group of celestial beings who captured the earth back then, and mixed with the blood of the strongest Yetu clan. species, and the fact that there were countless failures that were exactly like you before you." While I was watching his sight gradually gather killing intent, the man tilted his head and looked towards the door. "I hope you can keep this matter a secret for Ah Xiang, Mr. Sakata Gintoki."
"Tch." Yinshi's characteristic lazy voice came from outside the door, followed by the sound of the door being pushed open. "Let me tell you, why do you always meet such weird guys? That's the case with the Shaking S, the mayonnaise nicotine patient, and your stalking gorilla."
I shrugged, "Who knows. But there's nothing you can do about it. After all, the other party has a second-grade illness. Although the name sounds very domineering, everyone who suffers from this illness is actually very pitiful. After the illness is cured I myself will have a sense of historical mission to hide the history of the second medical history."
"This is not a sense of historical mission at all, but the behavior of a normal human being who wants to burn his own black history? Ah, it's really... like Ah Yin, I have never had that kind of disease, Ah Yin, I have been from childhood to now They are all good citizens."
"...Would a good citizen do something to rob me of my money?"
"As a good citizen, I'm just getting my share from the bastard tax thief."
Gintoki walked to the other side of the bed and stood opposite Ace, "Right, Noda-kun who suffers from the second disease?"
"Oh, oh, I thought you two would forget me as soon as you chat." He shrugged, lowered his umbrella and pointed at Yinshi's hand. "Or is it because we have already established a relationship, so we need to learn to protect our weaknesses? Could it be the legendary husband and wife team?"
"What are you joking about? Don't you know that the combination of men and women is always the only way to victory? Whether it's an animated novel or a game, the existence of no heroine is like a commercial work that has lost its cuteness, and even lost its conscience. ’ I scoffed at his words. "besides……"
"This guy is my cat/This guy is my prey, no one can move."
Almost at the same time, Yinshi and I said a similar sentence.
"Ahhh," Ai Sijun, who came uninvited and kept talking to himself, smiled bitterly, jumped back to the edge of the window, and grabbed the edge of the window with one hand. "It's really unanimous, you two. But it seems that if you stay like this...Miss Ah Xiang over there seems to be uneasy
huh?
"Oh! Miss, are you trying to scare me to death!" I looked back and saw the woman squatting next to my previous office. When I was talking, she looked up at me and nodded, then lowered her head , Concentrate on sorting out the documents that I messed up and threw on the ground.
This guy's face is almost the same as mine... it makes me feel a little... I'm not the type that wigs like, am I?She definitely won't become this type of good wife, right?I'm the type who aspires to make money to support a family and a man, I definitely won't be this type, right? !
After packing up her things, she stood up and looked at me, tilting her head slightly to avoid the sight of Ah Tui looking at her face. "About Mr. Hijikata...I found this out a while ago." She handed me a letter, along with a screwdriver.
Screwdriver... Could it be that the bastard deputy chief donated his gadget to Ah Jiu? !Wow, I can't imagine it.That would be terrible, super scary.
"...Then what, can I scold people?"
"You don't have such a setting, so you can't do it (laughs)"
"I said, Miss Ringo, your settings have changed!"
I saw a treacherous smile on that face that was almost exactly the same as mine, and suddenly felt a heartache.Can the old lady in the country take me home?The big city of Edo feels super scary, the human touch here is as cold as a corpse!
I tore up the letter, then picked up a pen and wrote a few words casually, "A Tui, give this to Uncle Songping, our captain and deputy chief went to experience life, chief...? Damn it Go, what kind of screwdriver shape are you, Director?!"
"Ah...? Ah, ah. This...haha, where is the latest fashion suit..."
"I feel so depressed. Hey, if you say it, go to work for me! Ah Xiang, I want a raise, you bastard, I don't even have enough to support my family. The children at home are still waiting to be fed, and the glasses frames need to be cleaned."
"Ha... is that so, I went on a blind date with Princess Screwdriver, and I will leave the work to you."
... Can anyone tell me what the Screwdriver Princess is?Is it the one with plum blossoms and a character?Wait a minute, this unpleasant shivering breath spreading in the air...
"Long time no see, m girl." Although I said that we should treat women with love, but I really said to women in the state of shaking m, "Huh? This time it's actually killer mode!? What's wrong, Ms. Xiaoyuan!"
Although I don't like the sow mode in the m state of the little ape, the killer mode is decisive and awesome.So women really need two sides, this instant murderous feeling is super charming.
…Let’s just say it first, I’m not shaking m.I'm just a pure s who likes to develop potential innate m.
She fell down from the eaves all at once, and then held Ah Tui's hand, "Orangutan! Are you just sinking like this? Is it so easy to give up! Let me just say that I will never give up!!" After finishing speaking, she Jumped aside and jumped into the pond.
"Ahha... Sure enough, the girl with glasses or something... Should I say Wei Meng or Contrast Meng...? Your eyes, little monkey... um." I picked up the eyes on the ground and threw them at her, and I hit them all at once. It hurt her eyes, and she fell into the pond again after finally crawling out of the pond. "I did nothing."
"Ah Xiang...ah, no."
"This is a good man, Ah Tui. Occasionally, you have to learn to ignore the small mistakes women make. Miss Xiaoyuan just accidentally fell into the water again, let's pretend we didn't see it hahahaha..." I pulled Ah Ringo, who retreated to one side, ran all the way to the office of the bastard Doji around the corner.
By the way, is the deputy chief's otaku disease still not cured?
I looked at the hand-made models in the room, resolutely closed the door, and squatted outside with Ah Tui and the others. "Well, there are too many confidential documents in the deputy chief's room, so let's not go in." At least as a member of the Shinsengumi, I still want to save some face for the deputy chief oni, in front of this wandering girl. "By the way, can someone explain to you that the director turned into a screwdriver, and the little ape... I feel that her beep is so hard."
"By the way, what is the Ministry of Beep? Hey,...no," Ah Tui shook his head, "I don't know too well, but the director and his team seem to have gone to the same two places at the same time, and... it feels like there is a period of time recently. At that time, Captain Sougo and his deputy were both obsessed with a game called Hunter."
Lin Po at the side looked at Ah Tui and me, and followed our example and squatted down. "Well, I seem to know a little about those things."
"Oh! As expected of the heroine on the side of mayonnaise, come on, bastard, I'm going to work hard to death if this goes on."
"...Well. Although I don't know exactly what happened, but when I happened to pass by Mr. Hijikata's room, I heard Hijikata-san say something like looking for 'those two yellow ones'. Later, the owner of the izakaya and I They said that two screwdriver gods came from them... When I went out just now, I saw someone who seemed to be Miss Ah Xiang's lover, but he looked very decadent."
Ah hello! !Who, who has a lover!
And what are those two yellow ones?Egg yolk?Does that nicotine sufferer love mayonnaise that much?And those two screwdrivers are definitely Sougo and Hijikata bastards.
I stood up abruptly, suddenly a little dizzy. "...Aha, I feel like I saw that guy's appearance, haha." The face of that bastard Gu Lan suddenly flashed past my eyes just now, was it really because of that incident?Ah, no.Now it's mainly about the bastard and Sougo skipping work. "...So where are those guys? Where did you see them last?"
The woman with the same face as mine tilted her head and thought about it, then looked at me with moist eyes. "It should be the main street in Kabukicho..."
"Hey?! Wait, Ah Xiang. That's not the nearest one..." Ah Tui glanced at Ringo, and swallowed the last sentence. "Is it the high-occurrence place of the incident you were in charge of recently, Ah Xiang?"
I looked at Ringo's face, resisted the urge to tear this guy's face apart, and finally rushed out of the camp.
Sure enough, when I see my other self in the world, I will not be calm, and I feel like the foreshadowing of death is about to appear——
"Too bad I didn't bring a gun...Forget it, as Ah Xiang, who can carry a tripod, I'm fine even if I don't have a gun. If you can't, just run away." I patted the place where the gun was originally installed, and then ran to The main street in Kabukicho.
On the way, I saw a van with a super decadent version of master house blues... it was Gintoki and the others.
I simply stood in front of the truck and kicked it down to stop the truck. I raised my hand and greeted Yinshi inside the truck. "Hey, are you going the decadent and vicissitudes route this time?"
"Ah, this guest, don't disturb our work, we are very busy."
"...?"
I feel that this tone of speaking...is not quite right.Under normal circumstances... this guy would definitely ask me to pay for this car and blackmail me, right? ...Or am I thinking too badly about this guy?
"So if the guest is fine, then I'll go first."
"Don't go, bastard, what... transformation, right? I also feel that I have been transformed, for example, the jade between the thighs disappeared or something!" I stopped Yinshi's hand that was about to close the car door with one hand, and stomped hard on him with my foot. Hold the pedal. "In short, tell me the news about the deputy chief and Sougo. If I continue to work like this, I will die from overwork—? Huh?" I looked down at the half knife, my mind became extremely confused.
"...In that case, Ah Xiang, you didn't die from overwork."
"………what."
The knife pierced in a few more points, as if it was going to smash the organs in my internal organs.
I twisted the corners of my mouth and looked up at Yinshi's wide eyes. "Stop kidding, fuck you." I grabbed the blade and jumped forward fiercely, then turned to face the bastard who was plotting against me from behind. "...Hey, hey, did I see the substitute messenger? It is definitely the substitute messenger, please tell me that this is the substitute messenger!!" I covered my stomach with one hand at the place where the blood was gurgling, and put on airs with the other hand. Press and hold the outer thigh.
"Ah, is this decadent guy your boyfriend?"
"Don't be stupid, Gulan, the man I'm looking at is definitely the kind of tough guy."
"In that case, it's okay to kill them?"
"Fuck, don't make trouble, speak more foul language than me, you bastard. I'm in charge of this place now and eat the shogun's food. Now hurry up and give me back to my soul. Otherwise, I'll shoot you like a sieve."
So annoying.
Whether it's the appearance of that guy or the pain of the stomach gurgling and bleeding continuously, and the threatening others who can only put on airs, I feel very uncomfortable.
I really want to kill.
"It looks like you found that gun, ah, I forgot that I was shot into a sieve by you before. By the way, do you want to come and see this time? Is the gun fast, or my knife skills?" He held the knife by his side and moved a little away from the car where Gintoki was. "But depending on the situation, I have to hurry up, otherwise I won't be able to deal with you if you get angry."
I sneered and pressed hard on the place where he stabbed my stomach. "Do it quickly, it's no wonder you don't have a womanhood if you take a long time."
He grinned, then lowered his body.
That is the message that the arrow is about to fly in the air. Can I avoid it, or will I be hit by his knife?
...Oh, I was definitely hit.
I watched the guy draw his knife faster than before, and then galloped towards me, and I knew it was inevitable this time.
Fortunately, I can still think about how I can avoid the critical point.
"Huh...? Yinshi..." I watched Yinshi running over at a faster speed than Gu Lan, obviously still in the vicissitudes of life, but his eyes changed back to the original one.
...or rather, the one I never saw when I was called a ghoul when I was young.In my opinion, the attack that could not be avoided was blocked by this guy waving Lake Toya, and even used his strength to shake Gulan away.I couldn't react to the scene in front of me until the pain in my abdomen intensified again.
"Yinshi." I grabbed Yinshi with one hand and hugged my arm, "It hurts, it hurts so much."
"Huh?" He looked down at me as if he couldn't understand what I said, while Gulan on the opposite side had a bad look on his face and was about to run away.
I grinned, grabbed Yinshi's hand and pressed down hard on the area of my abdomen.
The blood splashed out suddenly, making me feel very happy when I felt a little pain.
At least that's what you can feel when you're alive.
Ah, as for me, sure enough, the three views can't be right. "Right?...Gulan." When I pushed Yin away with one hand, I rushed towards Gulan like a bullet. Hold out a hand and swing it down hard.
Whether it was the blade in front of him or the body of the dead person, they were all split open.
However, Gulan's body, which was originally split in half, returned to its original shape like a figure that was glued with super glue and reused.
Ah, I'm so upset that I didn't see the other party cracked.
No matter what, it's not good.
The wound is still bleeding.
I really want to kill.
"Hmph... ah, I'm relieved to see that you look healthy as usual, but at least I have to control your appearance. Once you get injured and bleed too much, you will be murderous,... the explosive volume over there."
"It's not an explosive roll, it's a natural roll, bastard."
"It's all you want, all in all... you've seen this guy like this, right? I don't want to talk about that kind of third-rate plot, but there's nothing I can do about it. If it gets to the point where I can't control it, at least help me get rid of this guy, It's my request as this guy's guardian."
"——Sorry, as a member of the Shinsengumi, I don't remember that my team members can be killed by others at will." What appeared in front of me was not only my usual gun thrown over Gulan's head, but also the Silhouettes of three screwdriver stars.
I reached out to catch the gun, and jumped back a few steps back to Gintoki's side. "I think, Yinshi, your thing has become a screwdriver, and it's not so easy to kill me."
"Hmph, it's better to block the hole in your stomach well... Hey, that guy is gone."
"...Maybe it's because an outsider came...It hurts, sleepiness, and annoyance..."
"I know, I know, bastard, you give Ah Yin a good time to stay here, and I'll be right back."
...Even if you say you'll be right back...I probably don't have much energy to wait for your return. "...I'll try my best..." In order to repair the wound, the body will make people enter a temporary dormant state, but before that...
"I'm waiting for you."
"Ayin doesn't bring local specialties."
"Oh."
The author has something to say: _(:3」∠)_There are a lot of mosquitoes at night
No.70 Nine Lessons Time waits for no one, so hurry up, bastard ([-])
Having said that, in such hot weather in reality, Ah Xiang, is it really good for us to go to the hot spring to relax?Just by looking at it, you will feel super hot, ah, but don't worry, Grandma Dengshi said that if you want to go to the free hot springs, you have to wait until winter...
What about winter?
Tch, bastard damn old woman, it's already late autumn now.
"Hey, there's a bastard tax thief who insults the old man here, so scary, Mom."
"Ah, my name is Mr. Sakata Kintoki."
"Don't use other people's names casually, you will cry. The guy named Kintaro will definitely come back to you from outside the set crying. Hey, bastard, don't mess around. If the wounds open and the hospital bills increase, Yin, I will But I really cry for you."
...a terrible threat. "I really deserve to be the man who won the 1st term for three consecutive years." I leaned on the hospital bed obediently, and hid my wallet and passbook by the way.
After finally having the opportunity to let this guy pay for it, I don't want to end up paying for it myself.This injury can't be reported as a work-related injury... Ah, sure enough, that guy Gu Lan is just looking for excitement?The next time you see him, you must smash him from a stand-in messenger to a stand-in powder.
Yinshi picked up the apple on my dinner plate and took a bite, at the same time reaching out and pinching my face. "By the way, did you guys run away from the first machine in the last episode? Or do you want to imitate the male protagonist 2 of Slime H, who breaks and separates eggs?"
...Sorry, I don't have anything to break.And the hair is just cut short, and if it is cut shorter, it will become Xinghai Fangzhu No. [-].
I puffed up my face, shook my head and shook Gintoki's hand away.After looking around and looking around, I suddenly realized that the person who has been in charge of complaining has disappeared. "By the way, what about Mr. Eyes? Xinbaji, who has always maintained his virginity, didn't come here... Ah Xiang, I feel so sad." If Xinbaji is not around, no one will help me bring tea and water, and no one will help me buy seafood mixed with sweets Hot sauce, and no one entertained me. "So what about Xinbaji? Even if you don't have glasses frames, at least you need glasses. Glasses are the most important thing."
"Xin Baji...Xin Baji seems to have some troubles that are unique to teenagers recently..." He touched his chin with one hand and said in a deep voice, "I really want to take care of Xin Baji in the past few days... ...Your words..." Yin Shi bit off a piece of apple flesh with a click, and the way he looked at me made me feel a little numb.
At this time, you should push your man out righteously!Only in this way can we (smoothly develop the second spring [what's wrong) get along with my little Kagura alone~
I picked up the cauliflower on the plate with a fork and popped it into my mouth. "Hmm, to deal with youngsters, you really need to be decisive, quick and long-term preparations... To put it simply... Yinshi, remember to take good care of Shinbaji. If a boy of this age doesn't pay attention, he will regret it for the rest of his life. You must know that strong beeps will be gray beeps." Smoke beep 3, cough... That's it."
Gintoki looked at me, then took a bite of the apple, threw the core back into the trash can. "My boyfriend's Ah Yin decided to leave you alone and worry about the eye boy, it's the eye boy."
"All in all, you're the type to go that way if something happens to the people around you. Besides... I think it's good for me to stay here with paid leave. And free meals, hospital The pretty nurse and Miss Ringo... right." I looked at the person standing at the door, then raised my hand to greet the deputy chief, "Oh, the bastard deputy chief who is still living in this world and making waste gas. And 'I'."
Ringo, who came in one after the other with the deputy chief, paused after hearing my greeting, then lowered his eyes and stood about three steps away from me. "Hello, Miss Ah Xiang." Whether it's the arc of the corner of the mouth or the pair of eyes that make people want to dig them out just by looking at them, I...
So anxious, it's all Xia Tian's fault.
Ahh, the place stabbed by that bastard Gulan is stirring again.
"Yo!"
"...Ah hey!!"
Yinshi quickly hugged Kagura who was rushing towards me by the waist, he carried Kagura aside like a chicken, and then looked at me with those dead fish eyes. "What was your name just now?"
"I saw my beloved little Kagura rushing towards me and couldn't help being excited."
"That's Aru! In the past, even if a hole was pierced, the idiot Hibiki could recover after three days. It's completely like a cockroach."
"...Three days."
"Not three days, at least it took five days... Wasn't it forced by my aunt at that time...? What are cockroaches?? I am such a cheap species in Xiao Kagura's heart!! At least it is at the level of cosmic cockroaches That's right, weak creatures like earth cockroaches are not suitable for me."
Kagura... What kind of eyes are you looking at like bedbugs.
Ah Xiang, I feel my heart hurts, it hurts more than the hole in my abdomen that keeps stirring, you bastard.
"...well, is that the case anyway?" Ringo stared at me, not knowing what he was thinking, "Don't worry, Mr. Yinshi. I will take good care of Miss Ah Xiang, so please don't worry." It's as good as it is, raising the right arc at the right time, and it seems that even the expression on the face is calculated.
Yay, you really deserve to be Yoshiwara's woman.
When Ah Xiang becomes like this...it will be a disaster.
"That's why Yinshi please take the bastard nicotine patient out of the patient ward." I lay down and waved in Yinshi's direction, turning over and turning my back to him. "If Miss Ringo loves me, please give the deputy chief a ride, thank you."
There was a sound of chairs being pulled from behind and the rustling of clothes rubbing when getting up. After about a minute or so, the only thing left in this single ward was Kagura who scraped the plate when Kagura swallowed rice. sound.
The momentary silence almost made me fall asleep like this.
"Why didn't the idiot's wound heal after so long?" Kagura walked around in front of me, squatted down and looked at me, while pinching my face with one hand.
... This way of pinching and shouting has really not changed since I was a child.It's better to say that after pinching my face like this, I can't get rid of baby fat anymore. Ah, if a woman in her 20s still has baby fat... No matter how I think about it, I don't feel happy.
I stretched out my hand and pressed the wound on my abdomen. When I felt the pain, I could also feel the little blood flowing out of the wound that should have scabbed like this.
I opened my eyes and looked at Kagura, and finally couldn't help but move my hand out of the quilt and poke Kagura's face. "I have blood on my nails."
"Did you forget to clean your nose when you picked blood? It's so disgusting, Aru." Kagura looked away with a look of disgust, then turned over from me and sat on the other side of me. "So you don't dare to tell Yin-chan about this? Mommy said that girls want to keep reserved in front of the boys they like no matter what. I thought Hibiki didn't have such a thing."
Oh no.The guy I'm looking for is the kind of guy who picks his nose and rubs the stuff on other people.So that kind of thing didn't exist between us in the first place, and it's reserved... I probably didn't have the skill bar to equip it since I was born.
Speaking of which, in the silver fucking world, except for my lovely Mitsuha, I have never seen such a thing as reserved in front of a man that a woman likes more!They are all eaten sow models! ! ...Obviously the killer mode is super cute.
"By the way, Kagura, you know about Shinpachi's side... Could it be that someone gave him a slap?"
"No one wants to have sex with glasses. Even if it is a glasses case, I want to find a better-looking glasses, not to mention that Xinbaji is just a movable glasses frame."
"...Then it is true that the teenagers over there are in love? Next time, do you want to bring some fish tofu for Miss A Miao?"
"It's not Ah Xiang as you think, it's Xinbaji who picked up the Monster Hunter [-] box at the beach."
...I can't keep up with this child's thinking. Is it because the author has fallen asleep?Don't sleep, author, at this time you should persevere and try your best, don't sleep, author, at this time you should forcefully turn your underdeveloped brain.
"In other words, Xinbaji has a pen pal recently." Combining the word "seaside" and the so-called Xinbaji's glasses case... what I can think of is the drifting bottle that I heard many girls say when I was working part-time in Gaotianyuan recently. Find such a thing as a pen pal.
Sure enough, it's time for Shin Baji to grow up?Ah, when will my little Kagura go away from me like this...
Sure enough, I couldn't bear it.
"Little Kagura, you can't run with a guy who looks good or is very rich. Even if the other party is a shaking S, you have to become a scarier S than him." I turned to look at Kagura, The little girl over there is chomping on the nutritious meal brought to me by my mother-in-law Dengshi. "...save me a bite, please."
In this life, I can't forget the food intake of the Yetu Clan again... If I say too much, I will cry.
Kagura's cheeks were bulging, and her speech was a little slurred. After a couple of casual hums, she swallowed what was in her mouth and walked to the side of my bed to lift the quilt on me. "Well, it feels like Ah Xiang is not healing Alu at all." She lifted my blouse, reached out and poked the wound on my abdomen, and even lowered her head and sniffed it with her nose. "I always feel that there is a rotten smell. Sure enough, Ah Xiang has rotted, just like Yinjiang said, has become a rotten tax thief."
"...There are no rotten creatures in this world that can make money, well...it would be different if the heart is rotten." I pushed Kagura's head away, and simply sat up and gnawed on an apple beside me. "Ah Xiang, I am a civil servant on paid leave now, with a salary." For example, it is like a lucky cat, the kind that just wave the cat's paw and get coins.
Here I would like to thank the director who helped me report the salary. Next time Miss A Miao brings me scrambled eggs, I will definitely give you all of them, including the one that Ah Jiu ordered.
Kagura stared at me like a cat wanting to be fed.
"Hey, it's so good~ it's so good~ take me a copy too~"
"Maybe the salary is enough to buy a box of vinegar kelp."
"That's great, that's great, take me a copy, big sister."
...As a member of the Yatu clan, is it really okay to defect so quickly? Kagura?
The author has something to say: 1 You should know this stalk, right?The one I mentioned earlier...is the character I want to marry the most;
2 broken eggs... No, that is the Japanese homonym of the evil scissors that cut and separate...
The top 3 smashed into ashes...【_(:3」∠)_I'm sorry for my morals
No.70 Nine Lessons · A good woman is enough ([-])
Relying on the powerful nurses in the hospital and unlimited dinners, Kagura finally left me.Well, it was a temporary state of leisure, but Kagura didn’t show up very strangely afterwards, I guessed that it was something about Shinpachi, so I didn’t pay much attention to it, and when my mother-in-law came to visit me on the way, she asked about my injuries... …
In order to be able to go to the hot springs, of course I lied about the military situation.
I speculated that I would be able to recover within two or three days after being admitted to the hospital... I can only say that I was too naive.You must know that the world just likes to play with me.For example...
On the third night after this, when a full moon appeared in the sky... an uninvited guest came uninvited.
It's really not easy to get some sleep these days.
"Right, Mr. So-and-so outside the window." I simply put the pillow on the head of the bed and leaned against it, looking at the window on the left. "I didn't think you had such a hobby before, Eye Boy." Following these words was the sound of the pistol in my hand pulling the trigger, and the guy hiding by the window finally showed his true form.
This feels like a Saiyan transformed into the moon, although she looks younger than Gulan, but because of the silver-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose, she looks... super girl.
Huh?You call this bookish?Don't make trouble, I didn't mention Gulan's face before, did I?Let me tell you now, that guy is almost like me with the Babylonian Tower, and his skin is even whiter than mine. Although that guy Gulan's appearance is very good, but the girl once white Covering all ugliness, is it different for men?
Men with too fair skin generally give people the impression that they have too much night life, such as going to a place where [-] yen goes in and out, or seven times a night, and so on.
If that guy Gulan still retains some wildness because he ate and slept in the wild, then the guy on the opposite side hides his wildness in his bones, leaving only his warm appearance.
But who knows the risk factor who comes into contact with it.
He came over from the window and stopped right next to my bed. "Ah, don't you think it's impolite to point at a rare guest like this?" He glanced at the silver pistol pointed at his own chin, and looked at me with an indifferent smile.
"Auntie said that the guy who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and fell over from the window is either Romeo or a pervert."
"Then I should be Romeo who saved Juliet."
"Please don't put gold on your face, okay? No matter how you look at it, you are also a little boy, an out-and-out stalker, S.T.K.1."
"Anyway, he's someone I've worked with, and his attitude towards me is really cruel. Could it be that because I have someone I like, I don't like other types?"
"Even if I lose my memory, you're the type I won't take a fancy to."
He tilted his head when he heard this sentence, took out a small object from his shirt pocket, tossed it up and down in his hand and threw it to me. "What about this? As a greeting gift for meeting again, this will always increase your affection. The body functions that have been able to heal wounds quickly have not worked, and the wounds on your body are still bleeding so far, so you are very restless. ? If this is the case, can you help me a little bit? Ah, but the right to use it is in your hands, Ah Xiang."
I caught the gadget and looked at it against the dim moonlight, "...EX?" I looked at him with a strange expression.
"...Why do you feel that your eyes, Ah Xiang, are sympathetic?"
"No, no, no, I am very tolerant of those with secondary illnesses. After all, no matter who you are, you will have those times." For example, it feels very mysterious to wear something with an X, or to add a Everyone has the feeling of being arrogant and handsome if you add a prefix or suffix such as EX, S-, -X when you speak English.
That's right, although people with this kind of mood have various names, we can all collectively call these people——
Secondary illness patients.
"It's okay, Hikyo, I can understand you. It's the same as Shinpachi, who is a virgin, has reached the age when he wants to date girls. Everyone will go through it. Like Hikyo, I have also experienced it. In this period, things like Dark Flame Messenger 2 and True Eye of the Evil King 3 are all things that human beings will go through, so don’t worry about it.” Suddenly, I felt pitiful for this guy.Obviously, when I first met this guy a few years ago, he was still a very polite and wealthy young master, but now I don't know when he has changed into a middle school two attribute. "And this little bottle of EX, let's treat it as... Well, as an adult who has got rid of the second illness, Ah Xiang will keep it a little secret for you. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else."
Phone recording is different, do you think I will let go of the guy who has made trouble with me so easily?When I left Yetu's planet that year, I will never forget the fact that you have overshadowed me.
He pushed his glasses expressionlessly, and the lenses reflected light inexplicably, making this guy's demeanor suddenly look gloomy. "——I really can't thank you enough." Saying these words bluntly, Yetu Zhongji Ace showed the standard housekeeper's smile with eight teeth showing again. "Then for the sake of gratitude, I will protect your secret well, Miss Ah Xiang."
"My secret?" Is it really so difficult to figure out the boy with the second illness?
After hearing my rhetorical question, Ace showed a slight smile, "Ah, yes. For example, you are a special person created by the group of celestial beings who captured the earth back then, and mixed with the blood of the strongest Yetu clan. species, and the fact that there were countless failures that were exactly like you before you." While I was watching his sight gradually gather killing intent, the man tilted his head and looked towards the door. "I hope you can keep this matter a secret for Ah Xiang, Mr. Sakata Gintoki."
"Tch." Yinshi's characteristic lazy voice came from outside the door, followed by the sound of the door being pushed open. "Let me tell you, why do you always meet such weird guys? That's the case with the Shaking S, the mayonnaise nicotine patient, and your stalking gorilla."
I shrugged, "Who knows. But there's nothing you can do about it. After all, the other party has a second-grade illness. Although the name sounds very domineering, everyone who suffers from this illness is actually very pitiful. After the illness is cured I myself will have a sense of historical mission to hide the history of the second medical history."
"This is not a sense of historical mission at all, but the behavior of a normal human being who wants to burn his own black history? Ah, it's really... like Ah Yin, I have never had that kind of disease, Ah Yin, I have been from childhood to now They are all good citizens."
"...Would a good citizen do something to rob me of my money?"
"As a good citizen, I'm just getting my share from the bastard tax thief."
Gintoki walked to the other side of the bed and stood opposite Ace, "Right, Noda-kun who suffers from the second disease?"
"Oh, oh, I thought you two would forget me as soon as you chat." He shrugged, lowered his umbrella and pointed at Yinshi's hand. "Or is it because we have already established a relationship, so we need to learn to protect our weaknesses? Could it be the legendary husband and wife team?"
"What are you joking about? Don't you know that the combination of men and women is always the only way to victory? Whether it's an animated novel or a game, the existence of no heroine is like a commercial work that has lost its cuteness, and even lost its conscience. ’ I scoffed at his words. "besides……"
"This guy is my cat/This guy is my prey, no one can move."
Almost at the same time, Yinshi and I said a similar sentence.
"Ahhh," Ai Sijun, who came uninvited and kept talking to himself, smiled bitterly, jumped back to the edge of the window, and grabbed the edge of the window with one hand. "It's really unanimous, you two. But it seems that if you stay like this...Miss Ah Xiang over there seems to be uneasy
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