[Comprehensive manga tutor] You owe me money

I had a beautiful dream.I dreamed that I was lying and rolling among a pile of dollars, and at the same time, countless red Mao grandpas were floating down from the sky.I was tired from rolling and rolling, and suddenly I bumped into a soft thing, opened my eyes and saw that it was the pillow in front of the girl's chest...The blond girl with a chivalrous face gently invited me to lie on her lap, her green eyes bent into crescents, "How about letting Dingchun take a bite, Aru?"

"Wait Kagura-chan! Is this something a girl should say! And you will die if you do this!"

"...!"

Nightmare, this is definitely a nightmare.And there's something weird mixed in at the end.

"Hey, he seems to have woken up, it really is Ah Yin, my method is useful."

"Che, Yinjiang obviously didn't do anything to Alu, the credit is all due to Dingchun."

The method or something is just to let the cat bite me.And it's a cat that looks like a dog.

I wish the world I was in was a dream within a dream, but that's clearly unlikely.So I firmly chose to open my eyes and stand up. By the way, in order to save the drawing, I omitted the process of lifting the quilt... The bastards never gave me a quilt!I've been lying at the gate since just now!What a corpse, bastard, what if it is treated as a large object.

"Oh, the world is not very stable recently, Ah Yin, I'm afraid of bringing bad guys in."

What are you picking your nostrils for, you dead fish-eyed natural curl, hey, you just rubbed something onto my clothes!Wait, what about my clothes, why is there only a hood and underwear left? !

"Obviously Ah Yin decided to ignore the person who fell at the door, ah, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Shimura Shinpachi, please give me your advice, what is your name?"

95% of this person's presence is glasses, 3% is water, 2% is garbage, and the body is a new eight-day combination of glasses and kelp.

"I'm sorry, I let you lie at the door all night. It was Yinchan who refused to let you move in. It has nothing to do with me, Aru. By the way, I am the Queen of Kabukicho, and I can call me Queen of Kabukicho for short." .Hello~hat-kun~~" ← Kagura

By the way, the word count of that abbreviation has not been reduced at all. Is the ending suddenly switched to English because I was regarded as an alien? In short, who cares about where my clothes are.

"It's not the hat-kun, Kagura, take a good look at it, this look is definitely that, that one! The one serialized on JUMP! That manga! I can tell by the hair color! It must be that person! "← silver hour

"Oh! It's the one who has been on the cover several times by running naked, and is very popular among girls, right! It's a hot-blooded anime, but it's cute every episode. When Yin, you and Shinpachi, just work harder. Lu." ← Kagura

"Idiot! You girls should be the ones to do things like being cute, okay? Although you can't serve the audience if you are flat to the end, anyway, Yin, I just need to be responsible for rescuing Ace and bringing him back to Sasuke." ← Gintoki

"Bastard Ah Yin, in this era, poor breasts are already rare and valuable, try to find a heroine who is flatter than me in JUMP and see Alu!" ← Kagura

"Should this kind of thing be shown off? Kagura-chan!" ← Xinbaji

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough!"

I don't admit that I was a fake cough in the first half and I was really choked by saliva in the second half.

"Hey, Ayin, look, this person has gone so far in order to show his presence, Aru." ← Kagura (pick nose)

"Speak up Kagura, this kind of thing hurts self-esteem in front of others, especially for the younger generation whose animation version came out later than us." ← Gintoki (covers mouth) "Family Education" started broadcasting in October 06. 】

"It's ugly! These two people are completely jealous of the popularity of other people's animation! These two people are completely indiscriminate attacks! Is this how the ugliness of human nature is!"

"Hey, who are you?"

In fact, I have been waiting for these two protagonists who are crazy to calm down, although I know it will be a long time, maybe it is too late after the end of the credits.But I really didn't expect to calm down in an instant.Sakata Gintoki with silver natural curls, Kagura in cheongsam, and a pair of glasses stared at me seriously and asked.

"Ahem, my name is Viper. If possible, can you return the clothes first..."

Pretending to cough a few times, I tactfully made a request.The main reason is that wearing only a hood and an inner jacket all over the body like this, I always feel that I don’t have enough confidence to speak.

"Hmph, Mammon is just Mammon, and I still have to make up a fake name, and even take the name of an animal." ← Yinshi (pick nose)

"Wait a minute, Ah Yin, according to the original work, 'Viper' is the original name, and 'Mamon' is the pseudonym." ← New Baji

"Why do you still ask me when you know my identity?"

"It's too long-winded, but you can do whatever you want. Clothes, right? Clothes, I know, Shinpachi, hurry up and get Maggie's clothes. Once you put them on, go quickly, Macchiato!" ← silver hour

"What is Maggie! Are you pirating rich and evil in an above-board manner! Also, it's Mammon and not Macchiato, how much do you like sweets! Why have you changed my address twice in one sentence? How much you like to give me a replacement number."

Ah, I understand, this group of people is abnormal, and the cartoons drawn by orangutans are like this, don’t take it seriously, Maggie, you have to calm down, anyway, it’s a good thing you didn’t wear something like "Goodbye Mr. Despair" It's a blessing in the movie... Bah bah!Why did I start calling myself Maggie!Maggie, your sister!

"Ayin, Mr. Mamon's clothes are under your JUMP, what should I do if I can't get them out?" ← New Baji

"It's really troublesome. After all, you can leave when you find the clothes, right, Mammon of the Seven Sisters of Purgatory?" ← Yin Shi

"It's Mammon, not Mammon, and don't sneak into the sea cat without authorization. In short, hand over my clothes quickly."

I knocked on the wall impatiently. All in all, it's better to stay away from these noisy guys.

"I can't help it, so I'll give you this Kabukicho queen's special costume Kai." ← Kagura

"What's the matter with you taking out a button with a thread on it? The only cool thing is the name."

"Hmph, you're obviously a junior, so you're really picky." ← Yin Shi

It's just that the animation aired 6 months later than yours, bastard, why should you be blamed for this.

"No, it's not clothes at all...it's just an ordinary necklace...No, it's not even a necklace. What kind of special clothes? It's not even a place to change it. What is it? What am I going to do, will I become a good-for-nothing who explodes underpants in this state, where can I go with such a thread wearing buttons!"

"Aren't you satisfied? You're really a picky customer, so how about this Shin Kabukicho Queen's Tailor Kai Zero?" ← Gintoki

"You just added a 'zero type' after the name! The essence has not changed at all! This is a button with a string! There is no fabric! Isn't it in this case Should I have a cloth first! You bastards! Cold-blooded animals!"

Throwing the button necklace to the ground, I pointed at the bastards and yelled.

"I don't want to be told that by a pervert running around in thin underwear with only a hood on." ← Silver Toki

"That's right, Aru who leaves his underwear every time Gray takes it off." ← Kagura

"Look clearly, I'm wearing underwear too! Don't use words to take off other people's pants!"

Covering the thin underwear version of trousers, although it is very transparent, there is at least one layer, I stepped back nervously.

"Running around naked in underwear is a feature of "R○born". It's really a lot of people counting so carefully... Sawada ○yoshi... and so on." ← Silver Toki

"Originally, he was the only one who exploded his underwear, although he just kept changing the pattern of his underwear. By the way, why do I want to cater to the animation you complain about yourself!"

Wait... why did I start to admit that I am Mammon?Helpless and helpless + max, if I really don’t leave this place, I will collapse, and one day I will be taken there and become an orangutan, absolutely.

I was about to suffocate, and I found that I couldn't complain about the world of Gintama at all... All in all, I must get out of here!

"Well, one last question, did I fall at the door since last night? Have you ever seen a man in black appear?"

My expression and tone are very serious, as expected, people will become mature if they stay with immature people.It would be better to say that they vomited all the noise I wanted to vomit, so I had no desire to vomit at all.

"That's two questions, Macchiato." The silver-haired man scratched his head and answered casually, "Men in black are everywhere in Shinsengumi, do you think you're Conan chasing the organization in black? Maggie."

"Wait, wait, Mr. Marmon!"

It really brought tears to my face to be the only person who called me normally, but it's a pity that the real body of Xinbaji is just a pair of glasses.

"If you need help, you can come to our Wanshiwu...Of course there will be a fee."

Xin Baji, who stumbled to the door, handed me a business card with ghost symbols.

"Goodbye~Marianna~" ← Silver Toki

"Maggie, see you next time, Aru~~" ← Kagura

You have called it so many times that only the first word "Ma" is correct. By the way, how much do you like to give me a replacement number!