Chapter 1

"The Cursed Life" by the author who dies every day

He felt that his life must be cursed.

"Xiao Hei, after all, which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Facing the white dumpling in front of him, although he had already had the urge to 'pack up and throw this dumpling out' in his heart, but facing such a cute dumpling , he still found that he was too shameful to be ruthless.

How many times is this already?Gritting his teeth bitterly, he recalled every day since he became conscious.It seems that except for the past few years when Tuanzi couldn't speak, it seemed that he came here every day.Every day he has to answer the stupid questions that this group doesn't know where he came from, but he still can't refuse the group's questions from the bottom of his heart.

"There should be □□ first. How can there be an egg without a chicken?" Looking at the expectant expression on the dumpling, he gritted his teeth and chose an answer.In fact, if he could go back to ancient times, he would definitely kill all the birds with wings.However, why did this group ask him such tangled questions?

"But Daddy also said that if there are no eggs, there will be no chicks." Tuanzi tilted his head and looked at him with a particularly innocent expression.

"That means the egg came first." Shi Yanwen, you are doing well!He ground his molars.Finally found the culprit, if there is a chance in the future, he will definitely take revenge.

"But if there is no chicken, where do the eggs come from?" Tuanzi tilted his head again...

Enough is enough! !He shouldn't have answered such a mindless and idiotic question in the first place.To be deceived by a child's cute appearance, he is so depraved.

"That means the egg comes first." Patiently changed the answer, and what greeted him was: "But Daddy said that if there is no egg, there will be no chicks."

Infinite loop……

He decided that if he had a chance in the future, he must get rid of Shi Yanwen.

"I'm sleepy. Xiao Hei." Bai Tuanzi rubbed his eyes, yawned, and went to sleep when he was about to collapse.

He looked up at the chaotic sky in the space of consciousness, wanting to cry without tears.Bai Tuanzi was sleepy, but he was so entangled by Bai Tuanzi that he didn't feel sleepy at all.God, please give him sleep!

He thought he must have been abandoned by God.

Until the sun rose the next day, he still didn't feel sleepy at all.

He felt that he must be cursed by God, otherwise why would he meet this Bai Tuanzi who seemed to be his nemesis.Of course, Bai Tuanzi's father is not a good person, and he has to teach Bai Tuanzi some fallacies every time.If given the chance, he would definitely kill Bai Tuanzi's father.

"Jingzhong, it's time to get up." He didn't fall asleep all night, and he felt that he was going to die of sleepiness.But the cock crowing sounded, and it was time to get up and do morning classes.Shi Yanwen's son naturally had the requirement of being Shi Yanwen's son.And Jingzhong had already slept through the night.

But he is not loyal, he is just himself.Jingzhong slept all night, but counting the previous few times, he hadn't slept well for several days.

He must be cursed by God, otherwise, why would it be so difficult to realize such a simple wish as just a good night's sleep.During the day, Jingzhong was reading and playing, and he was awake watching as if he had obsessive-compulsive disorder.And every night, every time Jingzhong asked him a question, and Jingzhong fell asleep after the question, he would stay awake until dawn.

He and Jingzhong were originally one person.If Jingzhong is the good side, then he should be the dark side.But it's not bad, at least he's smarter than Jing Zhong.In the future, if Jingzhong has any questions, he can answer them for Jingzhong.

Being a loyal think tank seems like a good career.However, even if the future looks bright to the eye, life is still not bright.Days without enough sleep are unbearable!

How hard it is... Of course, this is just the most difficult thing.There are other bitter things in the world, such as: Xiao Hei, a name that is too stupid to be stupid.

Although Bai Tuanzi is Bai Tuanzi, it doesn't mean that he should be called Xiao Hei...

If he could think of a mighty and domineering name for himself, how could such a cool, handsome and domineering man have such a cute name as Xiao Hei.In fact, he could be called Luo Xiaohei or Shi Jingfen, or at worst, he should be called Yanmo Huanjuro.

Aoyou, this name is really powerful and domineering, as expected, only a genius like him can choose such an artistic name.

Today, I didn't see Shi Yanwen teaching his precious Baituanzi any fallacies.In this way, Bai Tuanzi should not ask any completely meaningless questions.He thought in his heart that he could finally have a good night's sleep, and then saw Bai Tuanzi find him in the consciousness space.

Times... Countless "times" keep reincarnating in my heart.Today it is clear that there is no fallacy from Shi Yanwen, but why did Bai Tuanzi come to him.Could it be God's will that he will never have anything to do with his own sleep, that's why the gods appointed such a white dumpling to restrain him?

It shouldn't be! ! !

"Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, mother is pregnant." Bai Tuanzi happily took his hand and said to him.Immediately, he had the urge to drag Shi Yanwen out XX ten thousand times.Sure enough, the sky does not forgive people, who does the sky forgive?Will enter the wine, you will never see Tang Li Bai If you don't see it, the water of the Yellow River will come up in the sky, and it will never return to the sea.Asking how much you can worry, it's like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel...

"Shi! Yan! Wen..." Unable to hold back, Shi Yanwen's name blurted out, and then he saw his Bai Tuanzi frowned.

"I want to call you Daddy." Bai Tuanzi stroked his top hair, with the appearance of an elder brother admonishing a disobedient younger brother.

Little white rabbit, white and white, with two ears pricked up.After cutting the veins and cutting the arteries, it's so cute to be still... that's enough.Shi Yanwen is just a loyal father, he does not have such a father who will always keep him awake.Moreover, Shi Yanwen never knew of his existence.

Only his mother Liu Xuangu had ever noticed his existence.

"Father..." He gritted his teeth and spit out these two words, which strengthened his urge to kill Shi Yanwen.

"Boy." Quickly dismissed Bai Tuanzi, he wanted to sleep QAQ

"But girls are nice too." Bai Tuanzi blinked at him.

"That's a girl." So Bai Tuanzi likes girls?

"But if it's my younger brother, I can take him to study and practice martial arts." Why did he have a bad feeling?

"That's my brother." He touched his chin.

"But my sister is also cute." The premonition came true.

"Why not twins." Refusing to continue entanglement on this topic, he bit his lip and searched for the term from his memory.

"But the doctor said that the mother should only be pregnant with one." The question continued to be entangled in whether it was a younger brother or a younger sister.

"Xiao Hei, I'm sleepy, good night." Finally, Bai Tuanzi rubbed his eyes, yawned and went to sleep.

He looked up at the chaotic sky in the space of consciousness, wanting to cry but no tears.After being made a fuss by Bai Tuanzi, he suffered from insomnia again.

Sure enough, all of this was Shi Yanwen's fault, and he would definitely kill Shi Yanwen if he had the chance in the future.

The author has something to say: -- lack of sleep can make people cranky, really

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