Do you think it's my fault?
Chapter 22 Day 22 of Tasks
Shi Ming told the story, and secretly transmitted the voice, hoping that his sister would help him break up the couple, and the wine he brewed would be the reward.
The fox demon's meandering eyeliner was raised, and Shi Ming felt familiar contempt from it, as if mocking him for living and returning, and this matter can't be solved.
— Well, for the wine's sake.
The fox demon glanced at Shi Ming's wine lightly, patted his tail on the top of the bed partner's head, and caressed his cheek lingeringly, that person knew the interest and retreated.
The fox demon waved at Shi Chengwu, and the little fox girl walked over obediently and softly called her aunt.
The fox demon's nails dyed with Danko rubbed against Shi Chengwu's face, and she couldn't put it down because of the tender touch.
"Xiao Chengwu, listen to my aunt's persuasion, that kind of man is just for fun, it's really not a good match."
Shi Chengwu said the external rhetoric again, which attracted the fox demon to snort.
"My silly girl, if you don't want to look at your appearance, wouldn't it be better to find a blind man? Auntie will tell you why that man is not a good match." The fox demon drew the word "sex" in the air with its demon power, "You Look at this word, the heart on the left is the mood, the life on the right is a life, and the mood that a life cares most about is sex. You are no stranger to the dual cultivation of yin and yang, right? Dual cultivation and dual cultivation can only be called benefits if both parties get benefits. Shuangxiu, that man of yours cares about his own happiness, he is not even willing to take you to bliss, so selfish, if there are greater benefits in the future, how do you know he won't abandon you?"
After listening to such a passage, Shi Chengwu's expression started like ⊙_⊙, then (⊙o⊙), and finally Σ(°△°)︴.
The fox demon hooked her eyes, grasped Shi Chengwu's gentle wrist, and pulled her whole fox into the bed curtain, wrapped her around her waist, touched her face, turned her over, and pressed her into the bed quilt. In the middle, the voice was low and hoarse: "If not... let me teach you?"
Shi Ming stood aside and coughed desperately, and saw his sister turned her head and gouged him out, her tone of distaste was extremely disgusting: "Come on, I'm such a little niece, I was taught to be like this by you, if I knew you were stupid in reading, I should have Bring her back and raise her."
Then he turned to Shi Chengwu and said, "Good boy, what kind do you like? Evil? Abstinence? Cold? Proud? Lovely? Gentle?
My aunt has a lot of stock in her hand, all of which have been inspected. They are great and work well. They are gentle when they should be gentle, and wild when they should be wild. "The voice was soft and charming, like a drumstick beating a drum, beating Shi Chengwu's heart.
The little fox girl was so frightened that she curled up her big fluffy tail, "I...I..."
The fox demon pinched the little girl's ears that popped up automatically, and said patiently: "You think I have used it uncleanly, so there is still a row, but I don't know what the ability is."
"No... I... don't dislike..." The little fox girl who is about to become a rabbit demon can't even speak. The reason is that her aunt not only said it, but also projected the image of the joy of fish and water in her mind with magic power. .Where did the little girl see this? She was shy and curious at the moment, but she hadn't decided whether to experience it for herself.
"It's okay, you can come to my aunt anytime after you think about it."
Yuan Shi stopped preaching.
The mountain spirits and wild monsters are used to being casual, but they are not ignorant of etiquette, and the Taoist in front of them is obviously powerful.Obedience to the strong is a matter of course for them. There were no spirits and monsters making a big fuss in this sermon, and there were occasional desertions. As long as they didn't disturb others, Yuan Shi didn't bother to reprimand them.
He got up cleverly and called him teacher, and asked Yuan Shi if he could be officially accepted, even if he was a boy on a horse, but as expected, he was rejected.
However, Yuanshi revealed that there will be a second sermon, but there is one condition.
All the demons expressed their understanding, and the preaching is not light, and the other party is not obliged to preach to them for free.After hearing the conditions, oh, it's so easy to throw away the integrity and have a different kind of sex with the emperor!
Just ...
The little flower demon burst into tears: "Why don't you harvest the plants? It's all the emperor's fault. Does he discriminate against plants? What's wrong with plants! Plants can still use vines!"
The problem is that the vines are used to cover the body with a monster's poke. The emperor's psychology is not so strong, and he can put a group of monsters by his side.
The white elephant next door said: "It's okay, it's okay, as a white elephant, I can still enter the palace."
The little flower demon glanced over: "You are such a big one, isn't it convenient?"
The white elephant raised its trunk and mooed, "My nose is long enough, I don't mind taking his left and right hands."
The little flower demon covered her face and twisted her body to pretend to be shy: "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm still a child!"
White Elephant: "..."
"Wow, look over there, that peacock is so beautiful when it spreads its tail. I can't believe that the emperor will only spoil her." The white elephant stared at the peacock demon showing off its tail feathers in admiration. In front of the peacock was a steed Little red horse, it's no wonder that she has a heart for comparison.
The little flower demon said quietly: "All peacocks that can open their tails are male peacocks."
"It's actually a male." The white elephant was shocked, and scratched his head again, "Hey, when did we care about this? You flower demons still play androgynous."
"It's useless if we don't care, the point is whether the emperor cares about the male and female." The little flower demon raised a hand and made a garland, which was put on the white elephant's neck, "But generally speaking, few people know that only male peacocks can open their tails Maybe he can get away with it. You see, other males also go to see it. Here, I will give you a garland. My home is in the flower field at the foot of the mountain. Come and play with me when you have time."
The beasts are in place, but there is still a problem, how to send them into the palace?
Shi Jinyun made a suggestion: "If you don't look for a sage, she is in charge of the palace, and she manages the entry and exit of Yingxiu's female servants. And our sage is very moving to the several immortals."
The queen's preferences are not a secret in the entire harem. She loves the path of becoming an immortal and attaining Taoism. For this reason, she loves collecting Taoist alchemy books. Even if the emperor comes to her door when she is copying the scriptures, she dares not see her behind closed doors.
"If she hadn't been the only grandson of the Great General Zhen Guo, the beloved jewel of the General's Mansion, she wouldn't have come to the palace for the sake of An Guan's family." Shi Jinyun flicked his nails. It's not that the whole family is loyal and good, maybe it should be changed on this day.
The emperor knew that he had to marry the empress, and the empress also knew that he had to marry the emperor. The two sides knew each other well, and tacitly maintained a respectful attitude.There was once a favorite concubine who thought that the queen was out of power, so she showed her face in an upright manner, but before a stick of incense, there was an order from the official, reprimanding her for not understanding dignity, ignorance, and lack of education, and then she was promoted. The position that went up was rolled to the end, leaving behind a miserable servant.
After this incident, everyone in the palace knew that the emperor respected the queen, no matter how favored he was, he would not be able to climb above the queen.
"The saint's decision-making officials never interfere, just ask her to issue an order to build a hundred animal gardens." Having said this, Shi Jinyun's expression was complicated, "At that time, I made a promise to the god and Buddha that a son would be born in my womb , but the officials act like this, can I replace it with another one?"
Competing with others is fine, but now you have to share it with wild beasts?Thinking of this, Shi Jinyun's stomach couldn't help but feel like throwing up. If she wants to see the emperor at this moment, she might lose her dignity in front of the imperial court.
"I want to go out of the palace, and I would rather be without a husband for the rest of my life, and always be with the ancient Buddha with blue lanterns, than to be trampled like this." Now she is going to beg the queen to go to the temple to lead her hair to practice in the name of praying for Da Xia!The current wish is just to increase the success rate so that she can escape.
The queen's work and rest are extremely regular. Every day, she copies the scriptures in the morning, handles palace affairs for an hour in the afternoon, takes a nap for half an hour in the afternoon, and continues to copy the scriptures after dinner. You can only find her during the period between when she wakes up from a nap and before dinner. At other times, there will be no major events.
Hearing the visits of Concubine Gui, Concubine Shu and Concubine De, the Empress raised her eyebrows high. Thinking of the relatives in the harem during this period, she became ambiguous and asked the palace servants to bring them in. She wanted to hear why it was hard to find her .
Everyone's choice between being rich in the world and being happy on the road is different. Liang Yinyao wants the latter, and the saints in the world can't be as happy as the saints in the sky.Even though Xunxian Asking has become a misty legend, Liang Yinyao also wants to work hard for it.In the book "Feng Shen Yan Yi" written by the "Mr. Wu Jiu" of the previous dynasty, Jiang Ziya was only 32 years old when he became immortal.It's a pity that her current position does not allow her to be willful.Of course, she could withdraw and leave the mansion to ignore those who loved her and doted on her. These people would not be willing to blame her, and Liang Yinyao's heart was not hard enough, so she had to draw the ground as a prison and trapped herself in the palace wall.
The fox demon's meandering eyeliner was raised, and Shi Ming felt familiar contempt from it, as if mocking him for living and returning, and this matter can't be solved.
— Well, for the wine's sake.
The fox demon glanced at Shi Ming's wine lightly, patted his tail on the top of the bed partner's head, and caressed his cheek lingeringly, that person knew the interest and retreated.
The fox demon waved at Shi Chengwu, and the little fox girl walked over obediently and softly called her aunt.
The fox demon's nails dyed with Danko rubbed against Shi Chengwu's face, and she couldn't put it down because of the tender touch.
"Xiao Chengwu, listen to my aunt's persuasion, that kind of man is just for fun, it's really not a good match."
Shi Chengwu said the external rhetoric again, which attracted the fox demon to snort.
"My silly girl, if you don't want to look at your appearance, wouldn't it be better to find a blind man? Auntie will tell you why that man is not a good match." The fox demon drew the word "sex" in the air with its demon power, "You Look at this word, the heart on the left is the mood, the life on the right is a life, and the mood that a life cares most about is sex. You are no stranger to the dual cultivation of yin and yang, right? Dual cultivation and dual cultivation can only be called benefits if both parties get benefits. Shuangxiu, that man of yours cares about his own happiness, he is not even willing to take you to bliss, so selfish, if there are greater benefits in the future, how do you know he won't abandon you?"
After listening to such a passage, Shi Chengwu's expression started like ⊙_⊙, then (⊙o⊙), and finally Σ(°△°)︴.
The fox demon hooked her eyes, grasped Shi Chengwu's gentle wrist, and pulled her whole fox into the bed curtain, wrapped her around her waist, touched her face, turned her over, and pressed her into the bed quilt. In the middle, the voice was low and hoarse: "If not... let me teach you?"
Shi Ming stood aside and coughed desperately, and saw his sister turned her head and gouged him out, her tone of distaste was extremely disgusting: "Come on, I'm such a little niece, I was taught to be like this by you, if I knew you were stupid in reading, I should have Bring her back and raise her."
Then he turned to Shi Chengwu and said, "Good boy, what kind do you like? Evil? Abstinence? Cold? Proud? Lovely? Gentle?
My aunt has a lot of stock in her hand, all of which have been inspected. They are great and work well. They are gentle when they should be gentle, and wild when they should be wild. "The voice was soft and charming, like a drumstick beating a drum, beating Shi Chengwu's heart.
The little fox girl was so frightened that she curled up her big fluffy tail, "I...I..."
The fox demon pinched the little girl's ears that popped up automatically, and said patiently: "You think I have used it uncleanly, so there is still a row, but I don't know what the ability is."
"No... I... don't dislike..." The little fox girl who is about to become a rabbit demon can't even speak. The reason is that her aunt not only said it, but also projected the image of the joy of fish and water in her mind with magic power. .Where did the little girl see this? She was shy and curious at the moment, but she hadn't decided whether to experience it for herself.
"It's okay, you can come to my aunt anytime after you think about it."
Yuan Shi stopped preaching.
The mountain spirits and wild monsters are used to being casual, but they are not ignorant of etiquette, and the Taoist in front of them is obviously powerful.Obedience to the strong is a matter of course for them. There were no spirits and monsters making a big fuss in this sermon, and there were occasional desertions. As long as they didn't disturb others, Yuan Shi didn't bother to reprimand them.
He got up cleverly and called him teacher, and asked Yuan Shi if he could be officially accepted, even if he was a boy on a horse, but as expected, he was rejected.
However, Yuanshi revealed that there will be a second sermon, but there is one condition.
All the demons expressed their understanding, and the preaching is not light, and the other party is not obliged to preach to them for free.After hearing the conditions, oh, it's so easy to throw away the integrity and have a different kind of sex with the emperor!
Just ...
The little flower demon burst into tears: "Why don't you harvest the plants? It's all the emperor's fault. Does he discriminate against plants? What's wrong with plants! Plants can still use vines!"
The problem is that the vines are used to cover the body with a monster's poke. The emperor's psychology is not so strong, and he can put a group of monsters by his side.
The white elephant next door said: "It's okay, it's okay, as a white elephant, I can still enter the palace."
The little flower demon glanced over: "You are such a big one, isn't it convenient?"
The white elephant raised its trunk and mooed, "My nose is long enough, I don't mind taking his left and right hands."
The little flower demon covered her face and twisted her body to pretend to be shy: "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm still a child!"
White Elephant: "..."
"Wow, look over there, that peacock is so beautiful when it spreads its tail. I can't believe that the emperor will only spoil her." The white elephant stared at the peacock demon showing off its tail feathers in admiration. In front of the peacock was a steed Little red horse, it's no wonder that she has a heart for comparison.
The little flower demon said quietly: "All peacocks that can open their tails are male peacocks."
"It's actually a male." The white elephant was shocked, and scratched his head again, "Hey, when did we care about this? You flower demons still play androgynous."
"It's useless if we don't care, the point is whether the emperor cares about the male and female." The little flower demon raised a hand and made a garland, which was put on the white elephant's neck, "But generally speaking, few people know that only male peacocks can open their tails Maybe he can get away with it. You see, other males also go to see it. Here, I will give you a garland. My home is in the flower field at the foot of the mountain. Come and play with me when you have time."
The beasts are in place, but there is still a problem, how to send them into the palace?
Shi Jinyun made a suggestion: "If you don't look for a sage, she is in charge of the palace, and she manages the entry and exit of Yingxiu's female servants. And our sage is very moving to the several immortals."
The queen's preferences are not a secret in the entire harem. She loves the path of becoming an immortal and attaining Taoism. For this reason, she loves collecting Taoist alchemy books. Even if the emperor comes to her door when she is copying the scriptures, she dares not see her behind closed doors.
"If she hadn't been the only grandson of the Great General Zhen Guo, the beloved jewel of the General's Mansion, she wouldn't have come to the palace for the sake of An Guan's family." Shi Jinyun flicked his nails. It's not that the whole family is loyal and good, maybe it should be changed on this day.
The emperor knew that he had to marry the empress, and the empress also knew that he had to marry the emperor. The two sides knew each other well, and tacitly maintained a respectful attitude.There was once a favorite concubine who thought that the queen was out of power, so she showed her face in an upright manner, but before a stick of incense, there was an order from the official, reprimanding her for not understanding dignity, ignorance, and lack of education, and then she was promoted. The position that went up was rolled to the end, leaving behind a miserable servant.
After this incident, everyone in the palace knew that the emperor respected the queen, no matter how favored he was, he would not be able to climb above the queen.
"The saint's decision-making officials never interfere, just ask her to issue an order to build a hundred animal gardens." Having said this, Shi Jinyun's expression was complicated, "At that time, I made a promise to the god and Buddha that a son would be born in my womb , but the officials act like this, can I replace it with another one?"
Competing with others is fine, but now you have to share it with wild beasts?Thinking of this, Shi Jinyun's stomach couldn't help but feel like throwing up. If she wants to see the emperor at this moment, she might lose her dignity in front of the imperial court.
"I want to go out of the palace, and I would rather be without a husband for the rest of my life, and always be with the ancient Buddha with blue lanterns, than to be trampled like this." Now she is going to beg the queen to go to the temple to lead her hair to practice in the name of praying for Da Xia!The current wish is just to increase the success rate so that she can escape.
The queen's work and rest are extremely regular. Every day, she copies the scriptures in the morning, handles palace affairs for an hour in the afternoon, takes a nap for half an hour in the afternoon, and continues to copy the scriptures after dinner. You can only find her during the period between when she wakes up from a nap and before dinner. At other times, there will be no major events.
Hearing the visits of Concubine Gui, Concubine Shu and Concubine De, the Empress raised her eyebrows high. Thinking of the relatives in the harem during this period, she became ambiguous and asked the palace servants to bring them in. She wanted to hear why it was hard to find her .
Everyone's choice between being rich in the world and being happy on the road is different. Liang Yinyao wants the latter, and the saints in the world can't be as happy as the saints in the sky.Even though Xunxian Asking has become a misty legend, Liang Yinyao also wants to work hard for it.In the book "Feng Shen Yan Yi" written by the "Mr. Wu Jiu" of the previous dynasty, Jiang Ziya was only 32 years old when he became immortal.It's a pity that her current position does not allow her to be willful.Of course, she could withdraw and leave the mansion to ignore those who loved her and doted on her. These people would not be willing to blame her, and Liang Yinyao's heart was not hard enough, so she had to draw the ground as a prison and trapped herself in the palace wall.
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