Do you think it's my fault?

Yuan Shi lifted his eyelids, and faced the beauty's grievances, he stood still and glanced lightly, "Heh."

"Love needs to be attacked by love. My sister is so delicate, why don't you try it on the mortal emperor?"

The leader covered his lips with his sleeves, and his eyelashes drooped softly, "Senior and young are orderly, how dare my younger sister surpass all the older sisters and focus on being more beautiful?" She quietly glanced at Wu Yuan, seeing that she was no longer as entangled as before. It is to face the impact of ugly men directly, see through the gender of men and women at once, as long as they are good-looking, they will stop making troubles.

He is indeed a good brother in the universe, how much he sacrificed for sister!It's not because it's fun to watch face-changing.

The villain in Tongtian nodded his head seriously.

Seniors and young are in order, and the longest one is Wu Yuan.

however……

"That's all I have to know how to seduce people. Unfortunately, apart from painting, I only know how to use knives. Besides, the four concubines have their own tastes and failed to attract the emperor's love. The emperor often sees beauties, and I can't pretend to be the original owner." .”

Beauty is like a flower, if the four concubines use flowers as a metaphor, then the virtuous concubine is as fresh as a magnolia, the virtuous concubine is as cold and proud as a snow lotus, the Shu concubine is more beautiful than a begonia, and the Chen concubine is as pure as a flower in the sky.Intuitively, the original owner is a delicate and pitiful little white flower—at least that's how it looks on the outside.

Even the stunning beauty of these Chun Lan Qiu Ju can't capture the emperor's heart, let alone someone else, unless they can be cruel and turn themselves into a beast to compete for favor.

...That would be too shameful, a capitalized rejection.

Lao Tzu said: "You can choose what you like."

Isn't it zoophilia?Don't you just like small animals that are not bad in human nature?There are not many other things in this world, but there are many goblins.Don't expect the spirits to have high integrity, they will give you enough benefits, not to mention seducing the emperor of the world to play with humans and beasts, even performing dual cultivation skills on the street will do.

Manners?nonexistent.

But the emperor has more choices, so he doesn't care too much about the fox girl.He has been taught since he was a child that a hundred flowers can bloom, and unrequited love for a single flower is a choice that has to be made without a choice.The script that the fox girl took was a Jinjiang romance drama, not a stallion harem fan of Dianjia. She was willing to be a minor and not single-minded. As long as the other party remembered him in her heart, it would be impossible for this to happen... right?

"But how can we make the monster willing to do things?" With no relatives and no reason, why should the other party come to help them.

Tong Tian chuckled: "It's still the same, do what you like."

How to vote?

vote for what?

There are so many goblins in the world, and not all goblins have the same hobbies. Some even like wooden beds, while others like stone beds.

"However, the pursuit of longevity is still in the majority, otherwise the Journey to the West Biography of Shi'er would not be able to make up ninety-nine and 81 difficulties." Whether you want to live forever, or become a fairy, you want to live a long, happy life after all. In the world, especially animals and plants, they can best understand what is precarious. There is no tomorrow. Once there is a chance to survive, they are the group that can risk their lives to fight for the chance of survival.Who doesn't know that Tang Seng's apprentice is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, but there are still many monsters to fight for it.

"I don't need them to fight life and death, as long as I can win the emperor's favor." Tong Tian smiled, "I am physically powerless, but I still have the understanding of the Tao. In exchange for preaching, it's okay Not too big."

Concubine Shu raises a lovely lion cat, which cannot catch mice, but it is beautiful in appearance, which is the treasure of Concubine Shu.Tong Tian was going to preach to her, help her transform into a refined form, and walk outside for him in the future, spreading his reputation of being good at preaching to the spirits and monsters.

Commonly known as live advertising.

"No, that's too slow." Yuan Shi denied it, "If we can enlighten her, it's no big deal, just preach to her, maybe it will take three to five years, if you and I get out of the body, Just find a forest."

Tong Tian showed regret: "That lion cat is so cute." The master-student fate is not enough, and he can be turned into a boy.

He also said: "However, after we leave the body, this body has no breath. It is common to preach for three to five months, but it only takes three to five days for this body to be buried."

"It can wake up the master." Lao Tzu awakened the dreamer with a word, and he touched the sky with a smile: "It's so extreme, but I forgot about the master. I can walk outside with my soul, whether my body is there or not. It doesn't matter much either."

Wu Yuan silently showed her sense of existence.

"Big brother stays to protect sister, and my second brother and I go to preach?" Tong Tian turned his questioning gaze to his brothers and sisters, and got all the votes in favor.

It's because several focuses are on completing the task, completely forgetting about the current crisis.

When it was announced that the emperor was coming, both Wu Yuan and Sanqing's expressions changed slightly. They are now in the imperial concubine's palace. Do you want to talk about a romantic national event in the candlelight night?

Wu Yuan has the memory of this body, so it is more intuitive to understand that this time it is for the applause, because the original owner is a sachet for mandarin ducks, and a soup for strengthening yang and nourishing kidney. I can't bear it, and I still give it away with great fanfare. The target I set up will stand on my knees, won't I go?Very good, it proves that you don't dote on her that much, then wait for tomorrow's lecture to fly like snowflakes, and ask whether there is a problem in some aspect.

Minister, no matter whether you soak in the rain and dew or just take a spoonful, you must at least work hard to allocate arable land. How can a country without a future develop steadily!Now I have two children, and two princesses.

Wu Yuan refused to dedicate herself to the task, but how could she resist if she couldn't lift her shoulders?If she said that she was the 70-year-old general of the country when the emperor went into battle with a gun, how likely would it be to frighten the emperor? 【Meditation.jpg】

Why didn't that fox hold back the emperor's footsteps!It's still a vixen, don't be ashamed!Take out your pride, cry, make trouble, hang yourself and run away from home in a fit of anger, kick your nose and face!

Wu Yuan didn't want to serve her bed, and the emperor didn't seem to want her master very much, but the imperial concubine invited her, so she couldn't come if she didn't come.And it took him several hours to coax the little pet before coming over.Of course, the emperor didn't think there was anything wrong with him, and he put all the blame on the imperial concubine.

What an unreserved woman, she doesn't look like a lady of every family!

As soon as the emperor entered the door, he saw the four beauties gathered together. He was dazzled for a moment, but he immediately calmed down and asked casually, "What day is it today? Why are you all here?" Then he suddenly thought of the imperial concubine sending things There was a lot of fanfare when he was there, and even a little IQ could have imagined that he would come to Hanhong Palace today, so the meaning of appearing here now cannot be delved into.

The emperor showed a little hesitation on purpose, beating the rest of the three concubines not to be too ugly, but unfortunately the four of them have no palace fighting cells, and their thinking has not been properly connected.

Yuanshi simply used his divine sense to construct a fantasy in the palace. The content of the fantasy unfolded according to the emperor's thoughts. He thought that the plot conceived by the emperor would be to find an opportunity to throw up his sleeves and leave, but he still entered the inner room→_→

It seems that it is unrealistic to expect the emperor to guard his body like a jade. The fox girl thought that she didn't want to watch her sweetheart have sex with others and didn't follow her.Tongtian spread his thoughts to the emperor's bedroom, and saw that although the little fox was still sulking and huddling herself into a ball, she still ate the food served by the palace servants. Such a big pot of stewed chicken was just as long as it was eaten in an instant. There are only bones left.

Looking at her contented appearance, it doesn't look like she was heartbroken and then overeating.

After discussing with the others, they felt that the fox girl liked the emperor, but she definitely hadn't reached the point of deep love, otherwise she would have a possessive desire to come over and scratch the imperial concubine's face.Only those with insufficient feelings will show understanding and generosity in this kind of matter.

This development is very good, and it is easy to disassemble.

"Tongtian, I'm going to preach, you go and open up that lion cat and send it to that fox demon as a playmate... Sister, why do you look at me like this?" After Wu Yuan finished speaking, she saw Wu Yuanjing. Looking at him quietly, his expression...comfortable?

"I'm very happy to hear you say that." Wu Yuan patted Yuan Shi on the shoulder, "You were too upright before, and I was worried that you would be too rigid..."

Yuanshi:? ? ?

he?

Upright?

Too rigid and easy to break?

This is... is it really him? 【stupid】

Tongtian quietly transmitted the voice: "Sister always thought that you are serious and upright..." After a pause, he struggled to say the rest, "The flower of Gaoling with noble character."

This thick one is no longer a filter, let’s change it with a ps.

Even though he knew what everyone thought of his own children, Yuan Shi felt ashamed to laugh or cry when he heard what Tong Tian said.

The sound transmission between Sanqingjian has always been heard by all three of them. Laozi said slowly: "Don't talk about Yuanshi, you are similar to Tongtian. In Sister's eyes, you are gentler than water, kind-hearted, and soft-hearted." It’s a mess, um, it’s still very simple.”

Tongtian's expression was blank for a moment.

Yuan Shi turned his head and took a deep look at Lao Tzu, and raised the corners of his lips. Lao Tzu suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and heard his good second brother count him differently in Sister's eyes, "Tsundere, introverted, shy, deserted ..."

Sanqing looked at each other and looked away from each other.

Injury to each other like this, it is better to use less tricks in the future.But... Sister is so cute, she thinks of them that way. This is all about using herself as a computer, saving their personalities as data, and then directing the brain cells to modify them completely, right?

#Not qualified to say Wuyuan#

#As if they didn’t have a filter#

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